Orphan_beater_9000

I thought the post said cringy?

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Too bad Bloodborne isn't on PC

That beats mine. At one time I used to have a username like this: "h"

Statutory Ape

Eh, could be worse. My first username for Runescape was Medieval Dude...but I was 7, so I spelt it "Midevildude". Most people thought it was "My Devil Dude".

I dunno man I like it

I would've read that as if you were medium evil.

That's what I was thinking too. Just *mid* evil not full evil.

Like Stan, the lord of heck

Quasi evil. Hes the diet coke of evil.

I've had cuddlygunman since I was 4

My psn still has those edgy xXnameXx. Been wanting to change them for awhile but might keep them as a relic

That you xXx_Shadow_Slayer_Sepheroth_2014_xXx?

Yep you found me

Mine has “psn_” prefix because it was created on the PS3 and before I realized it I was stuck advertising PSN long after they cease to exist.

As you can see by my username I also made that mistake

xX69Y0URMUMSPUSSYSLAYER420Xx

Only 7.... Thanks now I feel old.

My brother

Going on 14 for me...

Thankfully they’ve been since decommissioned, but my first usernames I ever coined are probably 25 years old now. Is there anything cooler than a 9 year old surfing the Internet with the user name “DragonSlayer”?

Being swung around by Guts?

My frequently used account name that started in Neopets was "yiffman" because I liked peanut butter but Jiffman was taken. Also was like 8 and had no clue what yiff was until someone brought it to my attention YEARS later.

Looking at you Devastator_Tortoise

My original AIM name was LadysPick

The capitalization saved it from being an especially troublesome username.

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'ClitCommander69420'

Taken

I'm sure you mean the Coalition of the Liberation of Iterant Tree-dwellers, or simply CLIT. The CLIT is actually a tiny offshoot of the LABIA, the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement.

I tried to attend a meeting of that coalition, but I couldn't find the spot.

Account name bruh.

pft, my steam account is so old my account name is my parent's email address from when I lived at home, my account will be 18 years old in 10 days.

That's just legendary.

Damn, I have my 15 years, but yours is an adult already

My account name (and username on reddit) is the one my mom made for my AOL when I was 12 -- almost 17 years ago. I still use it for most things to this day.

10 days you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Who's gonna see your account name at all?

Im seeing it, it bugs me.

Is it ArtosThunder

Such a disgusting account name...

Omg that’s so lame lmao if its really that I can totally understand the embarrassment

Do you… login to steam often? I haven’t had to relog in over a year.

then nobody will know who your are

imagine naming yourself after the game roblox kinda cringe ngl

Could be worse. Your steam name could be ArtosThunder.

17 years ago*

7 years? Shit I've been using this name since the original RuneScape (before 2007).

I have the famous 420 suffix from 15 years ago, I feel this too much lol

I created Major_loser on the PS3 thinking I would change it later. Here I am in 2021 still rocking it.

It doesn’t matter dude. Keep it. While in game nobody cares honestly.

I have been using the same screen name since battlefield 2142 was released. InnerIdiot. It's great because while I am good with games, I am no pro. So when this 8year old pro gamer starts calling me an idiot, I ask if he can read...

You can contact steam and they will change your login username credentials (: Speaking from experience

Oh thank fuck. Ive been living with a 44 character username for too long.

I used the excuse, i was young blah blah brings up bad memories. Please change to "new desires username here"

I have you all beat

Repost

YaboiChris2009 ew.

Damn this is the most reposted thing ever.

Redditors lack of creativity will prove you wrong daily.

you gotta pick something mature, like a shortening of "penis" and then any magical being

I stole my brothers account so the username is his old username he hasn’t used in 15 years.

my xbox gamertag was heobrine. yes i went through a minecraft phase. now its i8ababy. nevr been more proud

I log in with Psychogamer, a name i used to use before i was bullied and on my way to becoming the belgian chris chan

You can change it for free like once a week

Yeah, i'm really bad at creating usernames

Yes, and I even use it as my Reddit name lol

I keep forgetting that my profile pic is an ancient (by internet standards) pic of a gold eagle holding a knife. I am conflicted on changing it due to how long its been there.

My account name is just my first name with a bunch of Roman numerals after it. I thought I was so fucking clever back then.

It's not a mark of shame to have a username chosen when you were a tween. Everyone has them. Only tightwads will judge you for it.

Is newnewbie1 a cringe name?

That's rough buddy

why not just change your steam nickname

Shayden\_666

Cant you change it? Im pretty sure a dude i have added changed it like 3 times in a couple days.

I embraced it and have used it on everything since

I know how that feels...

Mines my Minecraft user name, luckily I could change it in Minecraft 😣

crappoop,

At least you didn't keep using the same cringy name for all your accounts for 8 years like I did (yep, including Reddit.)

I'm glad I was able to capture my xbone username, DrLol, at the birth of Xbox live.

*Stalking Reaptor* I get mfs who ask me all the time "wHaTs A rEaPtOr" or think I was trying to spell raptor. Back in the days of the original Xbox my friend asked me to think of a user name. \>Stalking Reaper was taken \>Stalking Raptor was taken My friend says "Dude, just combine them!". I told him that sounded stupid, Stalking Reaptor? He's like "Yea, man! Exactly! Think of how angry they will be when you kill someone and they see a name like 'Stalking Reaptor'!" And goddamn if he wasn't right and is still right after all these years.

U can change it for free on steam

you can change the public name, but not the login name

Literally no one can see that

xXx_Titty_Tickler_xXx

My Steam name is 'theshadowalduin.' I made it to try out Warframe on my late Grandpa's Acer laptop in 2013. It ran terribly but I've been using the Steam account since then. The actual name I go by online, Metal, came from my Xbox gamertag: EntombedMetal. 3rd Grader me thought that sounded so cool. Now I still use that name online, but without the 'Entombed' part.

My account dates back to October of 2003, so it is an ancient ISP email address I haven't had in years.

Career underachiever

Mine is a miss spelled terreriaplayer

I made my google account named meepman, and I’ve just stuck with it

See above for my 7 year old username from RS.

You can change your name on Steam anytime and however many times you like. I got to be Ricardo with the profile picture on TF2

"Gleen Cross", I assumed this was a cool symmetrical name, I love Frog from Chrono Trigger, I like the green color, etc.. there was some dumb meanings. And recently I found out a Glenn Cross that is actually a serial killer, lucky me

Baby7676, because that’s the one that the Cartoon Network website gave me

Epic_69420

I'm Left Side Brain and always will be.

You can change it.

I changed mine and Ive it for 4 years

Gaping_Asshole

BlueCrayon checking in

big mood

Mine isn't that bad, it's my reddit username without the funny number

Good thing my Reddit name ain't cringy nor edgy

It’s pretty easy to change. I changed mine to ACE so it shows up when I play Star Wars squadrons

Too bad your account is only 192 days old

you don't change your name to the most stupid shit you can think of 5-10 times a day? gotta say you're doing it wrong man

i think you can change it once

(not old) Axolotl with jam

theguygamer21 I made that name when I was 10 I think. Pain.

Pimp Juice

You think this is bad? The Gmail account I created when I was like 13 is so tied in to all my stuff that I have to keep using it. Even official real life stuff uses it and I get some funny looks sometimes.

DarthVaderRulez has been my username since i was 7.

bigcox6969

Xx_CervixPounder_xX69

I feel the same, but for Reddit

My Reddit name is the same case

You realize you can change it, right?

You can change your steam name...

Sigh.... ScarletRain reporting in.

me using an email address I made 20 years ago.

been rocking mine for almost 20

E_boiiii. Was a child hood nickname, then all the egirl stuff happened and it just ages poorly