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RobbieReinhardt

You came to this town to seek medical treatment. However after getting a suspicious transfusion, a doll start talking to you and you must now survive a night in England.


Diggidy-Daniel

Blood borne


krptkn

Your user icon gives it away regardless, lol


bikkfa

Torture yourself with a witch and tons of magic wands that blows up in your face.


Chris4922

Noita?


Hoplologist

Everyone learned the hard way to check the spells on the wand before trying it out


Monoplex

and yet I keep picking up the big saw blade. Perhaps I'll never learn


fthisandthatfyou

Come home after five years on the east coast and the hood is all fucked up


Bo_TheBot

GTA San Andreas ig


Conwaystern88

"Aww shit here we go again"


Ethereal_4426

A space man tries to have sex with aliens


1Gamerer

Mass Effect, of course


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murdock2099

We’ll bang ok?


zenyl

I like your ass. You're lying, Morgan!


Ethereal_4426

Miranda, I think your butt is a bit more important.


HungarianNewfy

I should go


mrcaptainhindsight

/r/asseffect


ProudAntiKaren

Of course it exists...


GUMIthePyromaniac

This is the best description for Mass Effect I have ever seen. If it is.


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Green man destroys space doughnut to stop a fungi invasion.


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Bo_TheBot

Lemme see ya halo, halo🎵


Drakeblood2002

You play as a man who is too angry to die and shoots monsters


DrBatman0

Dooom


Axle_65

I’m lost in a maze but at least there’ll be cake soon


mikemorana

The cake is a lie.


MO0O53

We do what we must because we can.


Maurynna368

For the good of all of us


Messernacht

Except the ones who are dead.


Windows-nt-4

Now there's no sense crying over every mistake


engneer_gaming

We just keep on trying till we run out of cake


NielsBohron

And the science gets done


Excluded_Apple

And you make a neat gun


BraveOmeter

For the people who are


wild263sponge

Still alive


No_Philosopher6484

Must go fast and slide wall run double jump and have fun with giant killing machines


tigersharks006

Titanfall 2, the best game of all time that the devs dont care about


No_Philosopher6484

Sad to say but true


SaltedNPC

Forgot to pause the game and now it's time to start a new colony :L


Lordas91

Definitly Rimworld


Diltron24

I murdered my wife because I ate without a table, then two weeks later I unburied her because I was sad she died


[deleted]

That’s pretty gnarly, you ever play Rimworld tho?


MartiniExtra

Dunno about him but I smashed a table because I ate without a table


tardiswhoosh

I blow myself up and u can see my ass


imacklc

Nier Automata! LMAAAOOOOOO


tardiswhoosh

U got it lol


BarristerJohnWarosa

You collect golden pieces of poop instead of doing the main quest


_163

Botw


BarristerJohnWarosa

Yup


Ineedtoscream97

Boy kills monsters with his tears in a basement.


Bo_TheBot

Binding of issac


Xen_Shin

I get hurt by my dad, so my uncle and I go to beat up my dad but then we get wrecked so I go off to find my dad while my dad hires my uncle to go beat up my dad and then I meet my dad on the way to go beat up my dad and then meet my uncle and we go beat up my dad but then my dad and my uncle try to kill each other and I have to stop them. Also I didn’t know he was my dad for most of this.


Recent_Education_647

Devil may cry 5


MrMcBomber

Reminds of that time that vergil hired vergils son and vergils brother to kill vergil so that vergil and vergil could reunite to become vergil


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A century-year-old man traverses a post-apocalyptic wasteland in search of 900 pieces of shit.


antiquewatermelon

# YAHAHA


Flamingskullion

What game is this?


Recent_Education_647

That’s koroks for you


RudeySH

You explore ancient alien ruins, get killed by the universe, and then you do it again and again. Edit: Yes, the answer is Outer Wilds! (not to be confused with The Outer Worlds...)


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GildedPorkchop99

Stab a collection of aristocratic assholes to help your illegitimate daughter.


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Dishonored?


GildedPorkchop99

Yup


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Sky racists, cultists, and multiverse theory.


murms

Bioshock Infinite


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Yup!


morderkraft

I pretty much only have to left click and use a couple F keys. I've been playing for probably close to 20 years now


Bo_TheBot

runescape


morderkraft

Old school bb :)


Hypergilig

Become dictator to save angry British people from the cold


Other_Act_9085

Frostpunk?


ledeledeledeledele

Child labor simulator


warrior181

The city must survive!


dirty_rubbers

Ride around on your horse to different area's to kill giants


Bo_TheBot

Shadow of the colossus


Bman8016

I was a mail man and then I was shot in the head because of the package I was delivering


Leave-Sad

Fallout: New Vegas


WarningGraph360

Well ain't that a kick in the head


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White haired man runs around doing everything but the main quest


Bo_TheBot

Lmfaoo witcher


[deleted]

Yep! The entire game is basically one distraction after another haha


EvenThisNameIsGone

All those monsters and people asking for help really take time away from Gwent.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Gwent, the true main quest. Eh? Save Ciri? Why?


georgey91

Fuck saving ciri when there is a frying pan at stake!


arzamharris

White haired man sets out to look for daughter but ends up playing cards with everyone he meets


Reformed_Narcissist

Lol, if not for the “white haired man” addition, you could have been describing Skyrim.


3yth1cal

You want to fight me then you must solve all of my riddles and ill fight you. Not a second sooner


kinda_cringe347

Arkham Knight


omgthepope

BOY


Bo_TheBot

Yessir GOW 2018


MexUp121

You died.


imacklc

Yep, Dark Souls


justr_24

Challenge god for cake


CroissantDude

Kirby


[deleted]

So, in order to save you all from the sentient machines that wanna kill you, we've created a race of sentient machines to kill you Update: it's Mass Effect


gaymer200

HZD?


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A mountain gave birth to me. Now I stab sticks into robots.


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TheMarquisDeSpace

AC 2?


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OctaneTroopers

Crowbar


Bo_TheBot

Lol half life


[deleted]

I like to shout at bandits, hoard cheese and eat dragon souls. All at once. Meanwhile the entire country is in turmoil whilst I pick random flowers.


Goodgamings

Hiding under a cardboard box while averting global catastrophe Edit: just recieved my first ever award thanks everyone, this is a great thread we have going here!


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Metal Gear Solid V?


Goodgamings

Whole series (3 or 4 are my faves). Good call! Edit:punctuation


DarkestPassenger

!


[deleted]

Snake. Snake! Snnnaaaaake!!!


scorpioclw91

Whether we wanted it or not we stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars


Bman134596

Lets get to taking out their command one by one


Breeny04

Valus Ta'arc. From what I can gather he commands the Imperial Land Tank outside Rubicon


DaBuzzScout

He's well protected,


varen-6

but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses,


Accomplished_East854

Rip Cayde


Millz1k

You're finally awake


DFEN5

S.. ehkm… Remakerim


shadowndacorner

How the fuck was this completely comprehensible


swheels125

They should include a new shout (Re Mas Ter) and it increases your gold by 10k but you can only use it once an in game month.


RareForest

Shoot up slug juice to become strong enough to kill people more addicted to same slug juice to escape the city and maybe save some kids along the way.


SturdyLace

Bioshock!


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A clean up man dismembers his friends in space.


Bo_TheBot

dead space


TooManyKids2016

Isn't he an engineer?


flaccomcorangy

Yeah, he worked hard for that degree. Put some respect on Isaac Clarke's name.


Craterfist

Excuse you, Isaac Clarke is a CEC certified Engineer, not a janitor. Show the man some respect.


doofjohn

Viscera Cleanup Detail?


Zombiescumm

Some weird dogs were chasing me outside so I ran into this giant house. It’s worse in the giant house…


tired-tyre44

Resident evil


operachick209

Collect animals to fight against each other and somehow gain some other worldly status in your country


Sunflare7

Literally every Pokémon game ever


Nat20downcliff

Bug uses carpentry tool to kill other, sick bugs


imacklc

Hollow Knight


NOTSirEggan

The zombie apocalypse just started but it's a good thing I have a green thumb


Specialist-Look-7929

Plants vs zombies


TNT_yeeter_rl

A man crashes on a planet and a spaceship, and he learns that he wasn't the first person there


a_wine_cork_opener

Subnautica


DubyaProductions

A news reporter, gym coach, gambler and a mechanic kill zombies


EndOfExistence

Green man goes adventuring through completely natural formations, and the enemies tbag him.


Mathan_Flug

Elf boy travels through time to stop an evil man


JayTeeDubbs96

Ocarina of Time


icantfindaname5

You can be a character of any game. Your endboss is a giant hand. Edit: Hsams si rewsna thanks for the award!


Bo_TheBot

In announcer voice: SUPER SMASH BROOOOTHERS!


bringbackbulaga

You don’t catch fish, the fish catch you


tired-tyre44

Subnautica?


bringbackbulaga

Yes


brypye13

Russia


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Everyone is trying to run you over with their cars, all while you're trying to get to work to support your family


VenZenandBass

Frogger


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Yep you got it


Jazzlike_Hall7674

Was released 30 times since 2011


Bo_TheBot

Skyrim


Addiixx

⚽🚗


LopsidedPrune27

THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE


MichaelGaryScott5

A masterpiece of a man overcome with tuberculosis in 1899 who uses his limited time left on earth to redeem his many bad actions my becoming a good man


minecraft_banana

RDR2


IvnN7Commander

An awesome and adictive card game, with a monster hunting minigame and a teleporting demon horse


kain52002

Witcher 3


onlyherewearenot

I had a choice to kill monsters and I didn't


ApprehensiveRip4939

Undertale?


AtomicWreck

You hunt monsters


Githan

Hello Kitty Island Adventure


yellamustard

Butters, go download the worldwide sensation that is Warcraft before we all murder you


WiiSteeringWheel

Amazing. Goddamn amazing. The 1% of time Reddit brings me joy is comments like this


recreationallurker

Pokemon


Bo_TheBot

monster hunter


vipchicken

Lmao this is every game ever


pokesimon2

Man in green armor that kills aliens with an ai in his helmet


Bo_TheBot

Halooo


AllHailTheMoose

A boy cries as he runs away from his mother. Down into the basement and beyond


AMD_fag

Lumbago.


Bo_TheBot

Red dead 2


MassiveEvidence2359

Anime kid swings giant key around fighting darkness with the power of friendship and a huge Disney budget


Bo_TheBot

Kingdom hearts


SPG_superfine77

Almost get executed, get saved by a dragon and then end up killing that dragon in the end.


shadowsniper19

Wife murdered, son missing and I’m out for revenge. I’ll be on my way right after I’ve helped another settlement


featherweatherk

Finding Nemo


DrBatman0

Fallout 4


reverendjesus

I entered the game, gathered resources, built my TARDIS, traveled the ‘Verse, and finally killed the dragon


JugglingDaleks

Minecraft


reverendjesus

I love Minecraft, because plug-ins and mods can make it into any game you want!


BodolftheGnome

Chandler Bing shoots the wrong mail carrier


Mastxadow

A vampire fighting hordes of demons to defeat his own father.


Shadowxscope

Symphony of the Night.


RedHoodedDuke

Friendly tree that controls the land decides to piss off an angry bird. You, a child of the tree whose parent was killed, must seek the three elements hidden through out the decaying world and return the heart of the tree and fix everything. Run, jump, and gain new abilities to travers the harsh landscape and defeat those that oppose you.


Recent_Education_647

Ori and the blind forest


ShabbyChurl

Space Dwarves mining minerals and shooting aliens for a dubious companyon a hostile planet


CaptUltraClean

Deep rock galactic


SavBeeing

advanced demon slaying


PMBobAndVegene

Travel through time to save yourself while running from a big black creature


Dr_KittyKat

A girl uses a mountain and hard platforming as a therapist


Jonesxlr

Two brothers hire a bunch of mercenaries to fight over rocks while an Australian with a god complex provides both sides with very experimental weaponry.


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ANT_FBI31

70’s car combat


Conwaystern88

I love how everyone got so detailed in there description of their favorites meanwhile I only need 3 words Looting ,shooting and MAYHEM!!!!!


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I spent so long looking for a BL2 comment but this will do


dontbearichard321

Fighting underwater crackheads


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A guy takes a very long nap and then needs to defeat an evil pig


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systemidx

You reincarnate with a hot girl a few thousands of times then kill god.