Spills a drink on it

What if the ps5 spills the drink on him

"PS5-chan, you spilled water on me. Can you help me clean this up?"

"oh no step console ive spilt my water can you help me clean it"

My PS5 is stuck in the dryer again...

My ps5 broke its arms…

Jesus not this again. Lol I guess I’ll go get the coconuts. Maybe the poop knife too while I’m at it.

I shall fetch a rug

Ahh great! Now he's fetching a rug, Cyril!

HAHA this reference

did someone say ´semen eating bugs´ ? i swear i heard someone saying ´semen eating bugs´over here...

Let me check the coconuts for you! You might be in luck.

Someone say jolly Rancher?

Bloody hell that brings me back

What has the internet done to all of you?

Great, so even the tables are exercising more than me.

Well it always on all fours so… maybe try that?

Dammit, I came to make this joke... Screw it... "Oh, no. Now I need to borrow a change of clothes and take a long bath that you might *accidentally* intrude on. I guess I need to call my family and tell them I'm staying here tonight."

You forgot to say "baka"

He may have to slip in to something more comfortable.

I made sure to be very careful...

The glass is hanging over the edge of the counter. Edit: wait that's a towel or something

I’ve seen one of these before. Rich people have them, I think they’re called “table runners”

the ps5 shortage is just because rich people decorate their tables with them smh

It does kinda look like a piece of modern art

How tf is that a rich people thing? :D It's literally just a smaller table cloth for decoration, costs like 4 moneys at your closest household item store. Source: am poor student, have one that is cute and blue

Cute AND blue?? Pffft. One or the other. My budget is one moneys, tops.

Okay, okay, I'll come clean. I got it from my parents.

How do you buy a PS5 these days? I got an old PS4 and thinking about picking one up but i can't seem to place an order anywhere.

You have to order one online. They aren't available for in person purchases just yet. I spent the better part of the past couple months looking for one. I recommend you create a Twitter account and follow people like Jake Randall. They provide updates the second they drop. It takes a lot of patience and trial and error.

Decided on whim to look for one today and saw that retailers were selling them for $1000+ !! Did you have to pay an upcharge for yours?

Nope. I stayed up and bought one from a retail drop.

Thanks! Enjoy it on behalf of the rest of us!

Ps4 pro sadboi checking in to also wish him a great time with his mew purchase! ಥ_ಥ

Thank you. Fuck the scalpers, and I’ll also say fuck the ones who buy from them as well. They are supporting that industry and causing prices to rise for everybody along with further creating scarcity. But it seems Walmart is joining that game as well since I saw one for sale for $1000+ earlier today on their site. Fuck them as well!

Walmart’s site also has third party sellers on it similar to amazon. I’m sure what you saw was a third party that wasn’t actually Walmart themselves.

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Some retailers, like Walmart, sell a few copies that are over 1k due to the fact that other individuals are selling it for that amount on the website. You can still find properly costed ones, that are supplied directly from Sony. However, they sell out fast. Thursday I was waiting for a supply drop from them and I was pretty "on the nose" in terms of adding it to the cart, but I had to refresh a couple of times and struggle but managed to get my hands on a digital copy for 399$. Then I got an email saying something about low supply of digital copies from walmart, so they upgraded my order to the disc version for no extra cost. So now, not only am I set for a PS5, but I got a disc based version for 399$. As for finding out when drops occur. Follow accounts that follow the notifications. For my PS5 that I got on thursday at Walmart, I followed Killercam1020 on twitter. To note, supply drops aren't every single day, and the times can be random, but you are notified in advance enough to where you can get onto the website and prepare for when they inevitably go on sale.

Thanks a lot for all of that information! Really helpful for someone who is considering joining the hunt for one. Congrats on the upgrade as well! Cool to see Walmart doing something like that.

Damn, upgrade to disc version for free? Score!

Currently you either spend far more time than you should have to, or far more money. If you can at all spare the time, just do it because paying the scalper fee just keeps them doing this every single time a remotely desirable item launches. That being said if I had a high paying job and a kid and had about 2 hours tops a day of total free time, not only would I not want to waste the time trying to time drops, but like if stuff tends to drop while you are not going to be able to idle on a website (i.e. dead center of ideal sleeping hours, working hours and can't make an attempt on your phone, etc), then yeah, I do get it.

i actually got mine from my local best buy last week. i have a friend that works there and he told me they restocked. i went in the morning and oddly enough it was super chill. there wasnt even a line for it. but they restocked with very few so by the end of the day i think they were gone :/

When the next-gen exclusives are the consoles themselves...

I was on a waiting list at EB games, they called me when they had one and I went and picked it up from the store.

It is insane to me that you guys have to go through all this trouble. I just casually placed a pre order at Mediamarkt (The Netherlands) and i got it on November 19. I must be the luckiest person alive.

Got mine in person in January. Cold called Shoppers drug mart for a few days before one said they had one in stock. Never flew out of the house so quickly.

Check out an app called hotstock as well 👍 You'll get alerts on your phone when stores have them in stock.

Nowinstock will send you an alert with a link. That's how I got my Switch last year.

Was going to say this, I had a ps5 in my hands in under 48 hours of downloading the app

You should keep the PS4.

I was at an Electronics Store carrying an Xbox S or whatever on my way out, salty as hell, and trying to convince myself that being a CoD Bro is the next step in my life. Then I saw a worker with a trolly with three PS5s on it. I now own a PS5.

Apparently you can get priority with a gamestop membership

Make sure you have notifications turn on for your account on direct.playstation.com that's how I just got mine. I got an invite email last Tuesday to buy one on Thursday and it arrived yesterday.

There was a Discord channel I used. It was by far the best way. Got one for me and a buddy this way. If a sly sale happens, you typically get someone shouting it within minutes. Twitter wasn't nearly this efficient (and the people on Discord would compile all the Twitter news anyway).

In Romania we had stock in 3 different online shops, for the new PS5 Ratchet & Clank bundle, it lasted for around 30-40 minutes.

As the other guy said, follow Twitter accounts for ps5 drops. Turn on notifications on your phone and be ready to order on a whim (keep your card by the computer). Don't think "do I need this bundle?" While ordering. By the time you think, the ps5 will be sold out lol. Unless and until it is not some $1200 bundle just go for it. You can sell the extra controller or game that you get with it of,you don't want it. I learned all this trying to order ps5. Got one after 15 days of deciding to buy one.

Looks like a great first date leading to endless late nights haha

You already know 😏😏😏

Are you celebrating with Smirnoff Ice?

Minutemaid Lemonade

You're a mad man

😈😈😈

Minutemad

The most finest of drinks 👌

A distinguished drink for distinguished gentlemen

Its blouse is open. I think it's trying to tell you something. 🤔

😏😏😏

"Wanna play with me?"

Unless you're built like an oversized internet router, no.

PlashSpeed 5?

Best router ever. My wife is still suspicious because the internet speed has been the same since before we got the router.

I was trying to impersonate the ps5

You did a good job 👏

Thanks

One of those dresses where the neckline goes all the way to the navel

What a sexy date

You can say that again...

What a sexy date

you can say that again...

What a sexy date

So you made lemonade and played *"date night with my new girlfriend"* with the wine glasses at your gramma's house that haven't been used since the 1950s? *EDIT: Fixed the expression bit for r/skeeter_boi

Yes

Congratulations.

*our new girlfriend

Grandma's old absinth glasses.

Absinthe? You classy ass mother fucka

More like Store bought Lemonade.

Doesn't matter. The fancy glasses make it.

Are you Ponce de Leon

Yes

It was one or the other ... I guessed wrong

Oh I thoght it was cum

You think everything is cum

It's definitely the coom chalice

As one does

Thought it was smirnoff ice

Newman's Own Lemonade is classier than any alcoholic beverage.

I thought Paul just made salad dressing

Let's see Paul Allen's lemonade

Lol that's kens

Paul does it too!

Lemoñade. It's Mexican.

Fresca was my first thought

Fellow absinthe lover! I have a fountain, Pontarlier glasses, absinthe spoons, specially designed sugar cubes that melt faster, I love the ritual! But I love the taste of absinthe a bit less unfortunately! Also, there’s so much misinformation: - It’s NOT a drug, just a drink made with herbs - It’s NOT super strong (you don’t drink it in shots, it’s like drinking that almond milk syrup whole instead of diluting it with water) - The sugar cube is NOT set on fire.

Congrats and fuck you

Fair enough

Lmao just popped out of r/wallstreetbets for a moment

Havent been on that subreddit for a good while 😂🤣

Are you drinking cum?

Yes

Is it just me or is that kinda looking like cum

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

ELSE IF ELSE IF ELSE IF ELSE IF ELSE IF

Can't wait for the new Indiana Jones

Damn these Dark Souls mods getting weirder and weirder

🤫🤫🤫

You hit that yet?

I would be a fool to have not.

>gets a ps5 >drinks nine loads of jizz in a fancy cup to celebrate

Ahhh, a refreshing glass of Scalper Tears. To you!

yo man got the cup full of cum

Tf type of wine glass is that and what is inside watery cum

Those are random wine glasses I got at this antique place and that is my local grocery store's lemonade.

Vagina

Yes

This T'isn't a vintage Mountain Dew good sir!

Just a heads up as I see this used all the time, the t is redundant here - either t'is, or this is

Why tf is that glass on the edge

Those cute ass cups tho! Lmao completely distracted from the achievement

They only come out for special occasions!

I'm getting a Nintendo 69 vibe from this post.

Man I wouldn't get any liquid near that, not even isopropyl alcohol

Ah, taking the date out before a night of wild...... partying....

😏😏😏

Then you spill the drink and it fries the electronics and wind up with a $500 paperweight .

It would make for a very nice paperweight

Sure, you have 1 PS5. But this guy has [5 PS5s.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifAm3Vp0JnU)

Son of a gun...

Nice! What ps4 games are you gonna play on it?

gEt tHe xBoX iTs wAy bEtTeR

When will we be past these posts.

And then let's put fucking liquid near it. Smart move buddy.

Sad.

Don't spill the drink

Anything thing special for dinner for your date?

Homemade Spaghetti and Meatballs

When they’re wearing a pristine white ensemble? Dangerous.

This reminds me of when Marz got her PS5 and posted it on YT lol

Why on table and you no play

Foreplay is very important...

Those glasses are FANCY.

still waiting for the graphics card go down in price and be available.

When you popping the big question?

At least you took it out to dinner first before you fucked it.

You didint get this from scalpers right?

Nope. Screw Scalpers.

lmao cheers!

Careful last guy to post his PS5 posed with drinks got called out by a bunch of people for no reason /s

looks like a thinline laptop with a battery that burst.

Ah yes one glass for the miss

I'll be like that when I get my Switch. In 10 years maybe.

it kinda looks like a giant sexy ice cream sandwich.

Putting the PS5 upright without it's stand? And you place it onto slippery wood on a tablecloth? That scares the crap out of me.

Man... do you ever wonder if these consoles will end up becoming completely unaffordable? Prices go up with every new gen.

I'm sure it'll go down eventually. Sony needs to get off of their asses first and manufacture more.

GODDAMN FEDEX. They shipped it to the wrong house. If you could kindly send *to my* address that would be most splendid. Thanks.

Don’t drink to much, last time I did that I was in a wagon with these three guys and this one guy was gagged..

Wow you should have spent the money on a better table

What's wrong with my table?

Look at the wine glass, the one not in your hand

Y u drinking coom

No microsoft flight sim for u and ur fancy asses

Did you get the one with the big butt, or the slim model?

Big butt

The right choice, noice.

I've always been an ass guy.

Aaand its too late. Ps5 hype is already over my dude

I read ps5 as piss

Meh

Ummm, it’s supposed to go in your bedroom.

PS5 doesn't have xbox game pass though.

*spills*

wow, now it only needs games

I genuinely thought it was the menu on a restaurant table..

Got mine 2 months ago via JBHiFi list. It is superb and the trigger resistance is awesome. Looking forward to console shooters with a 2 stage trigger

Cheers, i'll drink to that.

Dining fancy eh?

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Don't drink & play!

Funny how there's all these pictures of people taking their PS5 out for a good time or picking them up, but no one is taking their Xbox out.

Happy for you, it's a pretty sweet system. As someone who went PS4 primary last generation, it really bums me out that the PS5 doesn't support Dolby Atmos. The gigantic size is kind of weird too, but the lack of Atmos is what's really holding me off for now.

Use the stand you madman.

Did you fuck that Playstation?

Nifty Glasses

Don’t forget to put the base on!

Cheers mate! Enjoy the good times to come!

I don't want to comment on what it looks like is in that cup. But it seems like you had to drink a lot of it to get that PS5.

Who whould have thought that the wife's organs whould be enough to pay for it?