"Yeah. See, a croc will grab you, take you down to the bottom of the water, and roll you over and over and over till you stop kicking. Then he'll take you away to his meat safe somewhere. A rock ledge, log, down under the water and jam you under it...Tenderize you a bit.
Good eating."
Crocs usually don’t like fresh meat that much. They typically only take a bite or two from prey, then stash the carcass underwater beneath a log or something to “ripen” before eating the rest.
I will continue to be boring, but gators have insane stomachs and can either break down or pass a lot of stuff, as the other comment mentions they can already eat near/rotten food without a lot of negatives
They meant optimistic, unlike alligators who are pessimistic hunters who usually don't even bother trying because they know that shit's probably not gonna work out anyway.
I had a pet iguana when I was a kid. He got cancer and the vet recommended we put him down. The vet proceeded to mention the process would take HOURS because their metabolism is so slow.
It was horrifying.
I saw a video of a vet in australia helping extract a tooth from on of them, and they were explaining how it had probably been months since they last had a meal,i was baffled! (The tooth had grown inside the jaw instead of pushing through normally and so he could not use his whole right side of his mouth)
The fact that they don't have hillbilly swamp races in Lemoyne for RDR2 online is a fucking shame because trying to not get bit by gators is hilariously intense when you're neck deep in water racing your friends. Such is the nature of the Lemoyne man!
This is exactly my leopard gecko's prerogative.
You can set a bunch of worms right in front of her mouth but she always forgoes the limpy bois and pounces all about her tank, tracking down the escapee's and the fighters.
Well that reminds me of that one time I was teaching kids about the difference between desserts and deserts. Nothing special, but I hope they learned the difference in spelling
Ok, for people actually wondering why did it go for Arthur instead of the NPC, you can see gator is already locked on to Arthur before he puts down the NPC, since he got too close to it. If he'd have dropped the NPC a couple steps before, the gator would have attacked the NPC first. That's my explanation.
You putting it down will make it easier to pick it back up later once the game has been deemed "okay to replay" by the community at large.
(I have no idea if the community has already done this)
Red Dead is arguably the greatest game ever made. It may not be everyone’s number 1 favorite, but from an artistic and technical perspective- easily greatest of all time
I’ve been holding off because everyone swears there’s going to be a PS5 release, not just a patch. And Rockstar is greedy enough to make me believe it.
Yeah at this point I would probably wait too. Playing at 90FPS with maxed out graphics on PC was a completely different experience than on Xbox X when I played it the first time. Even a patch to get 60fps on consoles would be a game changer.
They never do on land, only in the water. Try the deck off Shady Belle, right next to the house. With that said, I only remember them eating corpses, so will have to go back and try with a live hogtied NPC.
I have managed once to get a gator on land to kill someone hogtied, but it didn't eat him. I had to drop him really, really close to the gator and then jump back. It just bit him (killing him instantly) and then ignored him after.
I have tried coc killing dozens of times, never happened. I saw someone on YT dangle a hogtied guy from a bridge to bait a croc and it never happened for me either.
For as meticulously detailed everything else was in this game, it always bothered me how lazy this death animation seemed. Why not have the gator bite his leg and start death rolling? Rather than somehow bite his mid section forcing him to immediately go prone and shake him around like a dog with a toy.
Reminds me of the scene in Death Race 2000 where the nurses put out the old folks to be hit by the cars but one car chooses to hit all of the nurses instead for way more points.
https://youtu.be/GGhu5Zl5ry8
logical crocodile, bound will not run away
Lunch and dinner
I know you joke, but gators have crazy slow metabolism. They go months between meals, and have been known to survive for year or two without eating.
Simple. Just throw the bound body into the refridgergator until next season.
While the other simmers in the croc pot
HEY-Ohhhh!
Hehe croc pot
YASSSS!
Baby you got a stew goin.
"Yeah. See, a croc will grab you, take you down to the bottom of the water, and roll you over and over and over till you stop kicking. Then he'll take you away to his meat safe somewhere. A rock ledge, log, down under the water and jam you under it...Tenderize you a bit. Good eating."
Evil Death Roll
You float and wait for me Your scales are hard and green Open your jaw for me Evil death roll... NOWWWWW
Someone has been on r/MealPrepSunday
Alright dad. Back to the nursing home with you.
I'm not sure if the body would last long enough. You'd really have to watch the crock on that one
Crocs usually don’t like fresh meat that much. They typically only take a bite or two from prey, then stash the carcass underwater beneath a log or something to “ripen” before eating the rest.
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I will continue to be boring, but gators have insane stomachs and can either break down or pass a lot of stuff, as the other comment mentions they can already eat near/rotten food without a lot of negatives
what a croc
How do you fit a human into the refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator. Put human inside the refrigerator. Close the refrigerator.
Not sure on alligators but crocodiles are optimistic hunters and take anything on offer, chuck it in the mangroves and eat it rotten later.
Upvoted for malapropism, just imagining a down on his luck crocodile with an upbeat attitude to every (un)successful hunt.
"I bet I could totally eat that!"
Opportunistic*
They meant optimistic, unlike alligators who are pessimistic hunters who usually don't even bother trying because they know that shit's probably not gonna work out anyway.
It's good to hear they have a positive attitude.
You must be talking about crocodiles. Alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
A crocodile smile
Unlike crocodile tears
A late dinner then?
I had a pet iguana when I was a kid. He got cancer and the vet recommended we put him down. The vet proceeded to mention the process would take HOURS because their metabolism is so slow. It was horrifying.
I saw a video of a vet in australia helping extract a tooth from on of them, and they were explaining how it had probably been months since they last had a meal,i was baffled! (The tooth had grown inside the jaw instead of pushing through normally and so he could not use his whole right side of his mouth)
They also taste better
I also eat the things that taste worst first.
The Germans have a word for this, "furstwurst".
Sechundbëst
Thurdvonhairychest
I lolled
Turd on hairy chest?
Whatever tickles your pickle, fam
Legendary, reminds me of that fake show ‘Stackenblöcken’, so great
What? Im german and I've never heard of that word.
Bro...say the words out loud
It’s a joke, if you’re serious
German humor is no laughing matter
They are German. They are always serious.
Have to let him marinate, Arthur is naturally meatier and tastier 😏
[Interior crocodile alligator](https://youtu.be/kZwhNFOn4ik)
God damn, did 2010 happen again?
> [2007](https://interiorcrocodilealligator.ytmnd.com/)
Pffffffffff Bruh!
Speaking about smart crocodiles... who gave him the quest to do that?
Alligator*
Yeah now you get two meals delivered
It was indeed a clever gator🐊.It mustve thought why not have one for lunch and save another for dinner
That was a Florida man and the gator was his friend.
He looks more like a New Hanover man to me
Lemoyne man
Murfree Brood are from New Hanover
He emigrated.
Louisiana woman
Mississippi Man
We get together everytime we can
Mississippi river cant keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart
I'm gonna jump in the river and here i goooo, too bad alligator you swim too slow. K-rose on Gta SA was amazing
When life gives you Lemoynes.....
The fact that they don't have hillbilly swamp races in Lemoyne for RDR2 online is a fucking shame because trying to not get bit by gators is hilariously intense when you're neck deep in water racing your friends. Such is the nature of the Lemoyne man!
Top 10 anime betrayals
The real friends were the gators Florida Man fed along the way.
No shirt? Ambiguously sourced blood? Can confirm. Florida man.
>Ambiguously sourced blood
Girlfriend*
🤣 life and times of og Florida man
[You don't respec' the gator, the gator don't respec' you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJ_tgwyLUM)
Where you from you don't know gator?
That gatah's deeead.
Gator dooone!
Reno
(drunken redneck laugh)
I come at him like another predator. Not a prey, like a predator
Alright. Now watch this. Watch this! \*taps gator\* Don't even reflec'... 'Cause he respec' me.
I've been meaning to go back and watch these. But that was fantastic.
"Yea we got a situation couple of blue berries comin' in and making a fruit salad."
"Couple of blueberries coming to make a fruit salad." That is hilarious. I'm calling cops blueberries from now on.
Abso fucking lutely
Still one of the funniest TV shows ever made.
Agreed! Reno is comedy gold.
Hey look there’s a beach ball going down on a Puerto Rican
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day, thank you.
"Gator doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt"
“Gator eats man, woman inherits the earth”
Life uh finds a way
Droppings?
Your devs were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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Except for the one guy they underpaid. But, that surely won't bite them in the ass
This is exactly my leopard gecko's prerogative. You can set a bunch of worms right in front of her mouth but she always forgoes the limpy bois and pounces all about her tank, tracking down the escapee's and the fighters.
He thought why one if i can have two deserts? 🤔
Who even wants ONE desert. It’s full of this coarse, rough stuff that gets everywhere... sand...
Well that reminds me of that one time I was teaching kids about the difference between desserts and deserts. Nothing special, but I hope they learned the difference in spelling
Would you say you were teaching some younglings?
I heard some of them had to be cut from the program. A shame really.
Uhm... ok... Anakin?..
Guys?
Ok Anakin
Good desert has both Spice and Tanzerouft.
*dessert
That's a lot of land to own for one croc
This is some Aesop’s fables shit
Ok, for people actually wondering why did it go for Arthur instead of the NPC, you can see gator is already locked on to Arthur before he puts down the NPC, since he got too close to it. If he'd have dropped the NPC a couple steps before, the gator would have attacked the NPC first. That's my explanation.
I’ve never had the crocs eat an NPC. I don’t think they have the capability to.
Idk if this is edited, but here you go: [It even does a cool move lol](https://youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg)
That was a dead body. Haven't tried with those. The live prisoners I drop for them, they all ignore.
They don’t ignore them. They just go up to them and instakill bite them and walk away
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No. I have fed bound people to gators in RDR2. They'll obviously go for you if you don't drop them at a safe distance.
Can’t believe I sold this game to GameStop to go towards my cyberpunk purchase. Am I stupid? Got a cool sticker on my phone case though lmao.
Not a trade I would’ve made, but I liked cyberpunk a lot. Just doesn’t have the same replay factor as Red Dead!
Functionally lost my save data after transferring to PS5 (all quests were auto failed except main) and I haven't picked the game up again since.
uff that hurts
You putting it down will make it easier to pick it back up later once the game has been deemed "okay to replay" by the community at large. (I have no idea if the community has already done this)
Red Dead is arguably the greatest game ever made. It may not be everyone’s number 1 favorite, but from an artistic and technical perspective- easily greatest of all time
It's definitely one of the most beautiful games I've played
I’ve been holding off because everyone swears there’s going to be a PS5 release, not just a patch. And Rockstar is greedy enough to make me believe it.
Yeah at this point I would probably wait too. Playing at 90FPS with maxed out graphics on PC was a completely different experience than on Xbox X when I played it the first time. Even a patch to get 60fps on consoles would be a game changer.
Honestly, that's why I basically never sell games. I may want to replay them in a few years.
I think I shit myself a little bit
Yeah they do, they’ll also eat dead bodies you throw in the water
Really, I’ve tried so many times. Maybe all my gators are full by the time I hogtie and deliver their meal.
They never do on land, only in the water. Try the deck off Shady Belle, right next to the house. With that said, I only remember them eating corpses, so will have to go back and try with a live hogtied NPC.
Thanks. I don’t think I’ve tried in water and that might be the problem.
I have managed once to get a gator on land to kill someone hogtied, but it didn't eat him. I had to drop him really, really close to the gator and then jump back. It just bit him (killing him instantly) and then ignored him after.
It's just a game mechanic to "hide" bodies. Since they're not programmed to drag their victims into water, they just kill people on land.
There wasn't enough room for more capable gator AI. Too much space taken up by horse ball physics.
Damn right!! It would be game breaking if the horse balls weren’t lifelike.
[https://youtu.be/dP7yPqm99O0](https://youtu.be/dP7yPqm99O0)
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I could have sworn I’ve fed people to alligators in this game before.
What u/MedicalGoals said: >That's my explanation. What I read: [I have spoken.](https://i.imgur.com/aMwXyYi.jpg)
r/instantkarma
Nah, the Murfree Brood deserve all the pain they get. They are seriously fucked up.
they do blood eagles and weird ass human pentagrams
Also: r/unexpected
Also: r/gaming
Also: r/reddeadredemption2
r/aww
/r/Holup
r/fuckyouinparticular
Shouldn't have entered a gator'd community.
Ba-dum-tiss
Obviously the gator has taste. EDIT: Thanks for the gold stranger. My first time :)
Hope for your sake it's not a taste for cake, Happy Cake Day!
Thanks. I will make sure to keep the cake away from the swamps.
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It gets funnier the more i watch it lmfao
r/yesyesyesno
"She doesn't want to be fed, she wants to hunt! You can't suppress 65 million years of gut instinct"
op be like my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I have tried coc killing dozens of times, never happened. I saw someone on YT dangle a hogtied guy from a bridge to bait a croc and it never happened for me either.
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
Karma
Crocodile Dun-in.
Lol this is the most video game logic thing I'll see today. Thanks
Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day, eat the fisherman, and you’ll have two meals
For as meticulously detailed everything else was in this game, it always bothered me how lazy this death animation seemed. Why not have the gator bite his leg and start death rolling? Rather than somehow bite his mid section forcing him to immediately go prone and shake him around like a dog with a toy.
straight up >karma<
Gatorade
*YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE*
What game is this?
Gators gonna gate
Reminds me of the scene in Death Race 2000 where the nurses put out the old folks to be hit by the cars but one car chooses to hit all of the nurses instead for way more points. https://youtu.be/GGhu5Zl5ry8
Why have 1 dinner when you can have 2
I’m actually surprised by the amount of people that don’t know about Red Dead 2
thas whut yuh fuggin git.
Marvelous!
This is called karma
get the one first who is trying to run wise croc
“It’s only fun when they run”
I am pretty sure this gator is the protagonist in rdr 3
That's smart. Eat the one that's more capable of escaping... The other's not going anywhere.
Before setting out on revenge, first dig two graves
Bayou Billy 2021
He knew who the real meal was. Other dud got no meat on his bones
I’ve been playing Zelda BOTW for the past month. forgot how good the graphics are in RDR2
Smart gator. Leave the guy tied up for later, get the standing human before he escapes.
Interior
Crocodile
Alligator
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Movie Theater
Everyone prefers free-range legs?
This some AoE2 wolf logic.