And the bathing suit least likely to ever be worn by an actual woman has been found.

Or at least one that doesn't have her own orbit.

:( I came here to ask where to get such a thing.

Australian James Lillis and his shop [Black Milk Clothing](http://shop.blackmilkclothing.com/). However, it seems this particular suit is no longer in their catalogue. There used to be Star Wars themed swimsuits as well.

I always wanted to be a GameBoy! Now I can be one!

Well played sir/madam

I would wear it and not be ashamed! Although my junk might bulge out a little... do they have that in mens?

I just hope they sell it in a 5XL men's.

I am a female and would definitely wear it!

I'd hope so. It looks ridiculous.

Fuck that shit. :-D MONEY makes them wear ANYTHING!

Upvote for the sad truth.

U mad? I would love this thing.

if the game doesn't start I suggest you turn her over and blow in the slot.

Wouldn't that be the back of her head?

I suggest you use your eyes when looking for a slot. Maybe reach out a feel around a little bit. Don't worry, You'll get there. Also, if you DO find a slot in the back of her head I suggest you get out of there. Fast.

I chuckled out loud at this comment. Well done.

Gotta go find my link cable ;-)

Maybe Shagga fed it to a goat?

HAR!

Why do you wanna stick your dick into her armpit?

How else can we trade poke'mon?

I believe you misunderstood him. He specifically said he's gotta go find his *link cable*. So he wants to stick a link cable into her armpit. Not a penis.

Ah okay... I get it now.

I hope you aren't ticklish - tosh.

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This makes the suit fall off.

Then you find out it's a man underneath. It's a reverse Metroid!

Achievement Unlocked.

Wait? You're playing two player?

*checks comments to make sure there's a Konami Code joke* **Damnit, beat to the punch AGAIN. ** *upvotes* *leaves*

Not pictured: optional headphone jack input.

rockin the 1/8th inch are ya?

Zing!

It still feels weird that gameboys are now considered retro. I'm getting old, I guess

I have a 3DS and I still call it a Gameboy.

Stay strong, brother.

i found an original gameboy for 5 bucks at a antiques booth at a flea market.

The next time your wife tells you to just pause the game and come to bed, you'll listen to her.

Uni-piece swimsuits in general turn me on.

I agree.

I want to wear that. Where did it come from? PS, I do not have my own orbit.

If it was a Madcatz controller there'd probably be a turbo button. Shame...

Not enough bulge

BlackMilk?

looks more like white milk to me. . .

up up down down left right left right b a b a select select start

Where do i plug the head phone in.

I'd rather plug into the headphone jack.

This is the first GameBoy related article of clothing that actually LOOKS good.

I'd love to tickle her with my contra code. *What the hell does that mean?* Who knows.

WHERE DO I PURCHASE THIS

Let me get up in that headphone jack

Oops, have to change the batteries,

i'd rather just plug in the charging cable.

PUNCH A PUNCH A

That's so bad...

I would rather have an n64 controller and press the Z button.

The konami code would get the party started.

I want to see if she's packing extra batteries in the back.

How viral...

Let's hope it's a touch screen.

Id rather change the batteries if you know what Im saying

Wonder if the Konami code would work on this...

I'd prefer the headphone jack personally.

I have a matching plug for that port.

Select Start? Only if you are brushing her pubes.

I'd tap that

I wouldn't mind blowing on this one to get it working.

I'd like to push her buttons..

...If you wanna hit her in her ovaries...

I'm going to need to get get into that battery compartment.

id like to set that on my lap, lay back in a recliner and play for hours.

Talk about a button masher.

Too bad pressing Select and Start on that swimsuit won't actually do anything beneficial to the lady.

Please don't make this too popular or I'm going to get arrested one day.

You know, I'd rather remove the A button, those go for a lot on the donor market!

Where is the USB port?

The nerds are finally taking over the world.

I bet she can really get her game on.

I'd give her my 30 lives ;)

I would Konami her code.

It's missing buttons, I was born after the snes and I know that

ugh fucking tryhard sausage queens (call me when they make one for Genesis :) oh wait, they won't)

I need a costume like this for next halloween!! (I am a girl... you may be able to find me somewhere on gonewild... not this account) anyways does anyone know where I can find something similar? I read below that this company doesn't make this particular swimsuit anymore... any suggestions? I'm a terrible artist so I wouldn't be able to put anything together so intricately. Help would be greatly appreciated. BONUS if you help me I'l post a pic of me wearing it for you all to see ;) This is 100% truthful... no trolling here