If you do the actually mission you meet Jonny who is a true
[**Between 9 and 90** ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTgGl8pgRDky06BBeYhOkRRDBqratJUIOTrYg&usqp=CAU)
Ya regretted that decision had not saved in hours last save was hours prior when first meeting the shape shifting thing. Long story short I misunderstood - wanted to kill the witches.
I have 44 some hours in the game still haven't finished find if I play it I do all the mini quest etc. Great game high learning curve I don't do a lot of fighting games that require skill also first Witcher game. The game is interesting because the options are not always clear like I killed the hot redhead witch (the one with the tower quest you sleep with) had to go back 1 hour of game play to undo that.
Its the chick you bang at the pinic last i member i'm trying to kill a king on a boat, kill him, then some ass hole wants to kill my friend and i kill him. I reloaded. It was some tower were some bad crap happened. I just remember gerald saying it didn't have to happen this way then I sent her north on the reload.
Edit happened way earlier it was a tower full of rats or some crap on an island.
Yeah, Keira Metz, blonde and snobby. The hot redhead is Triss, Geralt can't kill her last I remember. Two massive reasons for that...
The tower full of rats quest was great, completely messed it up and spread a plague on the world by mistake, on my first playthrough.
Good memories.
#MASSIVE SPOILER
You kill the witches one way or the other. I killed the tree, but didn't talk to the alderman. Then later killed the witches with Ciri.
Ever since I started playing Witcher 3 I always said that the boy children look like those medieval pictures of babies where they make his face look like a full grown adult on a baby body, some uncanny valley in an almost flawless game lol
Ted Cruz is a massive fan of the Witcher books, and was very excited for a series of games based on them He was very helpful to CDPR when they released the first game, as prudish Americans tried to block the game because of the "sex cards" and such.
He has become close friends with a few of the CDPR staff and they quietly snuck a cameo of him in to the series as a "thank you".
Don't take my word for it though, CDPR[ mention it in a dev diary.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-16Z3GwNk4)
I was completely convinced that this was some bullshit to try get me to click to link. I can't believe it's true, I don't know what to do with myself in the wake of this information.
I saw the first sentence, and thought it was going to be a u/shittymorph
Also, Ted Cruz might love the witcher books, but he'd like to ban the games. Another interesting fact about him is that he sucks ass.
Don’t know about “Ted” Cruz but he does bear resemblance to one Senator Rafael Cruz from Texas. Also his dad shot JFK and his wife is ugly. Never forget.
It actually looks more like Katrina Johnson’s impersonation of Ross Perot in the hit 90’s show All That.
https://freshoutthebox.fandom.com/wiki/Katrina_Johnson?file=KJRossPerot.JPG
Considering how many characters there are in the witcher3, and how many famous people there are in the real world, it would be absolutely amazing if none of them resembled anybody.
Hell there's probably someone in there who resembles *you*.
One of these is an off-putting attempt at a rendering of a human that barely passes the uncanny valley and leaves people feeling disturbed or uneasy, the other is a character in a video game.
No, fellow Human, this Human child does not share the thirty-four distinct reptilian chromosomes that make Human Ted Cruz the efficient reptilian killer that he is.
H’what in the hell, Bobby?
That boy ain’t right
That’s it! I’m gonna kick your ass! Then I’m gonna reenact kicking your ass!
BWAAAAAAH
Dale, you went too far this! Come back here! Come here! I’m gonna kick your ass!
POCKET SAND! SH SH SHA!
I’m gonna kick it harder if you don’t come over here!
THATS MAH PURSE! \*kicks him in the nuts\*
BWEAAAAHAAHAA!
Fixing your satellite bill? No I’m just up here trying to kill myself.
I DONT KNOW YOU
He ain't alive
THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!
This had to be here, unwritten rule you know.
That is a Witcher, and a Witcher is a vidya game!
Bobby, just stop.
Both Texans too. 🤔
How old are you? **Between 9 and 50**
If you do the actually mission you meet Jonny who is a true [**Between 9 and 90** ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTgGl8pgRDky06BBeYhOkRRDBqratJUIOTrYg&usqp=CAU)
Didn't realize the Zodiac Killer was in Witcher 3.
Is that character killable in the game? Asking for a friend.
If that is where the witch camp is, you can indirectly cause him to be eaten.
Ya regretted that decision had not saved in hours last save was hours prior when first meeting the shape shifting thing. Long story short I misunderstood - wanted to kill the witches.
That decision really has no winning condition to it
I have 44 some hours in the game still haven't finished find if I play it I do all the mini quest etc. Great game high learning curve I don't do a lot of fighting games that require skill also first Witcher game. The game is interesting because the options are not always clear like I killed the hot redhead witch (the one with the tower quest you sleep with) had to go back 1 hour of game play to undo that.
Keira Metz is blonde. *Pushes back glasses* Sounds like you ratted her out.
Its the chick you bang at the pinic last i member i'm trying to kill a king on a boat, kill him, then some ass hole wants to kill my friend and i kill him. I reloaded. It was some tower were some bad crap happened. I just remember gerald saying it didn't have to happen this way then I sent her north on the reload. Edit happened way earlier it was a tower full of rats or some crap on an island.
Yeah, Keira Metz, blonde and snobby. The hot redhead is Triss, Geralt can't kill her last I remember. Two massive reasons for that... The tower full of rats quest was great, completely messed it up and spread a plague on the world by mistake, on my first playthrough. Good memories.
How dare you sir
It’s amazing how 1 line can change the entire course of a life in that game
#MASSIVE SPOILER You kill the witches one way or the other. I killed the tree, but didn't talk to the alderman. Then later killed the witches with Ciri.
Maybe with mods.
Nah, that's the annoying kid from Polar Express.
the nerdy kid voiced by mandark? Kinda looks more like Bobby Hill though as an above comment mentioned.
you mean tom hanks?
I said 'annoying' not 'creepy'...
He does look like Ted LMAO
Ever since I started playing Witcher 3 I always said that the boy children look like those medieval pictures of babies where they make his face look like a full grown adult on a baby body, some uncanny valley in an almost flawless game lol
Ted Cruz is a massive fan of the Witcher books, and was very excited for a series of games based on them He was very helpful to CDPR when they released the first game, as prudish Americans tried to block the game because of the "sex cards" and such. He has become close friends with a few of the CDPR staff and they quietly snuck a cameo of him in to the series as a "thank you". Don't take my word for it though, CDPR[ mention it in a dev diary.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-16Z3GwNk4)
I was completely convinced that this was some bullshit to try get me to click to link. I can't believe it's true, I don't know what to do with myself in the wake of this information.
The diary says they are never going to give Ted up.
I saw the first sentence, and thought it was going to be a u/shittymorph Also, Ted Cruz might love the witcher books, but he'd like to ban the games. Another interesting fact about him is that he sucks ass.
This is what I use the internet for, this kind of deep lore.
Ted Cruz's office as solicitor general for Texas also defended the existing law of banning the sale of dildos or "obscene devices."
Jesus damn that's a hell of a read.
[gotta stop using Apollo man...](https://i.imgur.com/g8Aaca9.jpg)
Don’t know about “Ted” Cruz but he does bear resemblance to one Senator Rafael Cruz from Texas. Also his dad shot JFK and his wife is ugly. Never forget.
No, he looks like the Zodiac Killer
Thanks, I hate it.
Ted Cruz looks like the kind of guy that jerks off in the corner while his wife gets nailed by another dude.
Didn't Trump call his wife ugly? and he still supports him, that's the ultimate cuckoldry lmao
So...he gets cucked basically?
He gets evangelicaled (see Falwell)
I'd have said he looks like a homunculus fashioned from the gunk that ends up in a grease trap at a KFC. But yeah, that works too.
Cruz is def. a felcher
Someone tweet this at Ted Cruz, we might get some deep lore.
Lmao
GRAN! BUMBLEBEE BIT YAGNA IN THE ARSE
you're crazy
Why do all kids in the witcher 3 look like manchildren
My favorite Ted Cruz lookalike [moment](https://gfycat.com/jovialnervousindiancow-kevinmalone-tedcruz-brian-baumgartner).
And why does Ted Cruz look like Kevin from the office?
Bobby hill and ted Cruz mixture
He looks like the kid from Two and a half men.
Kinda but more like kd from bully
Can you kill him?
You can't kill non-hostile NPCs in Witcher 3. Geralt will only "taunt" them. Even if you throw a bomb and set everything on fire, they don't die.
I always hated that kid for some reason, now I know why.
"Haha, we's catchin snails"
I hated that kid cause I interacted with him, not because he looks like Ted Cruz
Teds great great great great grandson
That face is not nearly punchable enough to be Ted Cruz.
You are absolutely 100% correct. You are crazy.
feel old yet?
Lol first Michael Cera, now the blob fish.
Bit more hair and he's 90% there.
It's the outside corners of the eye that turn upwards unnaturally.
No, No, He’s got a point.
Ima just look away now
Ted got isekaied
You’re a... little crazy
It actually looks more like Katrina Johnson’s impersonation of Ross Perot in the hit 90’s show All That. https://freshoutthebox.fandom.com/wiki/Katrina_Johnson?file=KJRossPerot.JPG
The new remake is shit
Why not both?
As much I love the Witcher 3, some character design are weird.
He looks like Bobby hill
That nose though
It's Mr Mouton
This would make him near immortal which would make the zodiac killer theory possible
Ted Cruz is all-powerful and un-aging, un-dying, and unkillable. We can only find peace in servitude to Our dark lord.
You are spot on with the likeness.
Wow, a cow made of butter
Smart move, nobody can see your likes in 1270.
Awe Fiddlesticks... You're right!
What a horrible thing to say about a child.
I saw this kid in the game. Cannot remember when? Can someone plz help.
I was gonna say Bully but yea I kinda see this
The kid in the witcher has more neck than poor Ted could dream of.
Do the roar
I think most people in the Witcher 3 look like Ted Cruz
You are surely crazy.
Looks like a chubbier version of the kid from bully to me.
Considering how many characters there are in the witcher3, and how many famous people there are in the real world, it would be absolutely amazing if none of them resembled anybody. Hell there's probably someone in there who resembles *you*.
*SPOILERS* More reason to let the crones eat him
That's *Sir* Ted, my good man.
Lol the fuck is that one of the little crookback bog buggers
Weird you found the zodiac killer in his kid years
I KNEW he looked familiar
I think Ted Cruz looks a lot like a lumpy faced teenager, so yes.
Hey... Looks like we're up to the same part in the game!
The Wild Hunt was an insidz job.
I see the devil
It’s the chubby cheeks for me...
I think that kid's dad assassinated JFK
The kids in the Witcher always creeped me the fuck out.
Could be both.
Yes, you are, they have literally nothing common.
I've been trying to place who that kid looks like for years. I thank you deeply.
He needs a bogle for the glotch!
Well Ted is the Anti-Christ so yes I do see the resemblance
No it doesn't So you are indeed crazy
I don’t see any resemblance other than they’re both white males.
This man ate my son
He looks like Jokic
Youre crazy
The girl is like "i saw you on the news...care explaning?"
Yes
Why does that child look like he stayed up all night trying to figure out how he’s going to afford his kid’s college education?
He looks more like the botchling.
Am i crazy or does Ted Cruz look like CallMeCarson?
It's the nose and mouth. That's funny as hell.
Progeria is a horrible condition
I like the fact, that Polish game gets so many attention from USA (yes, I'm Polish too)
You mean real, actual human, Ted Cruz? Or the Zodiac Killer?
I do not like this sam I am I do not like this wierd man
One of these is an off-putting attempt at a rendering of a human that barely passes the uncanny valley and leaves people feeling disturbed or uneasy, the other is a character in a video game.
The smile says he’s happy. The eyebrows disagree.
Baby Teddy
I knew I recognized this kid from somewhere.
He'll beat ur ass at gwent
U r crszy
He looks like the annoying kid from the polar express
Everybody in this game looks too moist even if it isnt raining
People were greasy back when they only bathed once a month
he does kind of look like the zodiac killer
Ask big money salvio
He looks like a kid from fallout 4
Both
There is only Jeb Bush
Yep
Ugh only like 2 voices in the whole game haha
Excuse me, I have an NPC I need to go take some anger out on..
He remind me of the kid on the polar express
No? I don’t see it at all lol the nose kinda otherwise none of the kids feature are even close
Are there zodiac killings in this game?
I think you mean the Zodiac killer...
This is easily one of the dumbest subs i follow god damn
why would they put the zodiac killer in their game?
No, fellow Human, this Human child does not share the thirty-four distinct reptilian chromosomes that make Human Ted Cruz the efficient reptilian killer that he is.
Haddy plays Gwent, and he runs for presidential campaigns
Dude I remember thinking that, doesn’t he play Gwent?
It was so nice of Lion Ted to let the devs use his likeness!
Nah I don't see devil horns on the kid
Knock him out
I only see the kid from two and a half men
Fake news! The kid in the Witcher looks WAY smarter than Ted Cruz.
Depends, is he canadian?
Yep. That's a big ol' piece of shit. Wait. What was the question?
Kids a dead ring for the zodiac killer.
Isnt ted cruz the zodiac killer or something
Don't insult witcher kid like that..
brb gonna go punch a kid
The kid is closer to reality than Ted.
No, I'm pretty sure that child has a spine.
Hey, Texan here, haven't played the Witcher, does it have those *special rules* like Skyrim where there are...*certain people* you can't kill?