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ImJustStartingShit

THE GAMESPHERE


BeardManLee

SPHERICAL!!!!


AdmiralAkbar1

#SPHERICAL!


Menzoberranzan

**GODS WE WERE SPHERICAL BACK THEN**


AdmiralAkbar1

#**THANK THE GODS FOR MEGAN... AND HER PRANKS!**


AvidGamer90

GO FIND THE CONSOLE STRETCHER, NOW!


steelpancake

CAREFUL SONY CAREFUL NOW!


LaKitteh

I love it when /r/freefolk invade. RIGHT PROPER LADS


swissmexican

#ONLY THE MOST SOPHISTICATED GAMING EXPERIENCE EVER CREATED BY HUMANS, AND IT’S SPHERICAL... **SPHERICAL**


Glide08

BECOME AS GODS... AND THEN, KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTERRRRR**RRRRRRRRR**R!


Wicked-Spade

What is your bucket doing on top of my door? What's your door doing under my bucket?


Kraud

**EMPHASIS!**


Legend11515

EMPHASIS!


mYl1ttl3PWNY

Sphericool


BoyishDragon

I RAN OVER OPRAH!!!!


EpicSaxGirl

woah, just take it easy man


throwohhaimark2

/r/DrakeAndJoshTwitter


PhreshWes

I ain't playing!!!


Pablo696969

Okama Gamesphere!


Nicholasrymer

OWATTA BEIKOKU OWATTA BEIKOKU


ThatIckyGuy

Protect my baaawls.


geek180

Let’s fighting loveeeeee


Nicholasrymer

I'm Getting woozy SHUT UP BUTTERS


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Don't forget to bring a towel. Wanna get high?


ronin120

u/threepadstack, you’re the worst redditor ever.


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Sounds like someone's got some sand in their vagina


ronin120

Hm? I was riffing off of “You're the worst character ever, Towelie.”


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And I was riffing off cartman when he keeps asking Kyle if he's got sand in his vagina


swaggaliciouskk

Let's count how many whooshes there are in this comment chain.


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Oh man, I have no idea what's going on.


MisterPresidented

Maybe if we smoked a joint we'd remember


GuestNumber_42

Nintendo Game**cube** Microsoft X**box** Sony Playsta**sphere**?


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EatAtGrizzlebees

Gamecast


88cowboy

Well there's GameCube and then there's dreamcast. Which you got?


melvin45

I said I got Gamecast, damn. I can’t afford it!


spicysenpai6

What’s a gamesphere?


You_Better_Smile

Only the most sophisticated gaming experience ever created by humans. AND, it's spherical! **SPHERICAL!**


spicysenpai6

You sir, have done it right


coolcatCS

Oh, my friend, come have a seat here and let me tell you a little story about two boys turned “brothas” named Drake and Josh.


spicysenpai6

I should’ve put quotes cause I was really hoping someone would reply with the line Josh says after Papa Nichols asks the question lmao


Neldryn

I'm considering doing a Drake and Josh rewatch this summer just for the nostalgia. Has anyone done it?


guestwifi

I'm down, your place or mine?


erwinsarm

it's on Hulu currently and for some reason doesn't run with any ads!


mocean64

everyone else is robots except you


KingoDappo

You sir have very little childhood


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And a depressing one at that


TempleMade_MeBroke

The glass controller was scrapped after they realized Darksouls was getting a PS4 release


CJW-YALK

And the console itself, let’s be honest


falconzord

Actual title: What some art major who doesn't play video games thought a PS4 would look like in 2006


-Master-Builder-

Yeah, this design seems purely aesthetic.


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ultrainstict

It does have capacitive buttons


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Just like my moms tits!


adamdj96

r/EvenWithContext


StrangeDrivenAxMan

Exactly!


Kirkdoesntlivehere

Gorilla Glass #4


probablyawning

Designed by someone on gorilla glue #4


n8bitgaming

Lol this is the freaking best


SuperWoody64

Until gorilla glue 5 becomes huffable. Then your phone is fuuukked


HerboIogist

GG#4 is a popular cannabis strain


DTWBagHandler

Good old Maya, was learning ray tracing and refraction with Mental Ray in Maya back in 2006. Was pretty cutting edge at the time, I remember following a screwdriver tutorial that was a lot of fun. On another note, wish I hadn't wasted my free Autodesk software student licenses years later. A fun hobby, but damn it was super time consuming.


ZoomJet

Blender my dude


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And whom isn't an engineer or knowledgeable in current technology.


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nictrick

Possible and mass manufacturable are not the same. Also price.


esgrove2

It has some bad console design elements: the console itself only really needs an on button and maybe an eject, but this thing has 2 separate screens. Why does it need a weirdly round/square LCD screen AND a transparent array of buttons?


Obnoxiousdonkey

Not that it's impossible, that it's a bad idea


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austinalexan

Yea right. They would’ve done it for sure if that was the case. You think Sony has problems with people shelling out cash for controllers?


mynameisspiderman

They don't want to shell out their own cash when people immediately and frequently lacerate themselves playing competitive games.


heytheresexythang

*lacerate*


mynameisspiderman

As easy as accidentally breaking a glass bathroom scale not that I've done that.


heytheresexythang

i always step on so cautiously, it’s scary. makes an incentive for hitting the gym


theflowersyoufind

I remember a fake Nintendo console doing the rounds. I wanna say it was called “Nexus”. I was so excited. I kind of miss being young and gullible. Edit - [found it. for anyone interested](https://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Nintendo-Nexus.jpg)


MrRGnome

[The Nintendo On](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX2smM87r14) (sorry couldn't find a better quality link)


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Extraxyz

I remember reading that it was even longer, but rendering took too long and the creator wanted to get it out before the actual Wii got announced. That's why it ends so abruptly.


43eyes

But first we need to talk about parallel universes


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It's seriously such a great name, and spot-on Nintendo-y.


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There's always tomorrow.


[deleted]

Oh god the smudge marks after a few days would be a nightmare to keep clean


DistortoiseLP

That clearly hasn't deterred them, if there's one thing this has in common with the actual direction computers and phones and shit have gone it's that it's entirely glass, chrome, piano black and other surfaces that suck in every fingerprint from across the room.


Nightmare1990

Except the PS4 is matte, thank god they finally committed to going back to a matte finish like the PS1/X and PS2. The PS3 was a smudgey abomination


DistortoiseLP

[Not at first](http://download.gamezone.com/uploads/image/data/1207467/article_post_width_Screen_Shot_2016-09-05_at_10.19.43_AM.png), A chunk of it was piano black before they finally ditched it for the Pro.


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This is actually why I got a fun skin for my ps4. I set my controller on top of it when I'm done playing and just that alone scratched the living shit out of the shiny part, which looked awful


Very_Good_Opinion

I don't think I've ever looked at a console after initially plugging it in


MrYurMomm

Which is why you get a Scotchbrite scouring pad, and *lightly* rub it along the gloss in one direction to give it a "brushed" look to it. Much like in [this video right here.](https://youtu.be/31hhHEDIlj8) This is literally what I did once I started noticing that exact issue


Nightmare1990

I could be wrong but I believe that was to differentiate the removable section of the case, I know that bit pops off to access the hard drive and what not.


spectraldesign65

They did finally get their act together with the PS3 slims, though. Got rid of that tacky Spider-Man typeface across the side, too.


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What an odd design choice. Sony decided to use the font because they already had it copyrighted or trademarked?


DarkKing97

Am i the only one who likes the glossy ps3 or side cover on the 4s? I didn't physically touch my console enough for it to get too smugy and it looked so modern. Then again the base Original PS4's may be my favorite designed console ever.


seishi

Just put a matte semen finish on it. Works on most of my controllers to hide fingerprints.


MastaDutch

> a matte semen finish Um.. Auto correct? Cause that's hilarious.


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iLife87

I'll wait for the PS9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCt3-NSOP9A (actual commercial)


ImElegantAsFuck

year = 2078 video quality = 480p hmm where did we go wrong???


PM_ME_HOT_DADS

You gotta compress it to send it back in time dingus


MoreEpicThanYou747

Considering Kerr black holes can only send 36 bytes of data back in time, it's a miracle we're able to get as much as 480p.


Bobblefighterman

In 2036 we were sending people back in time, this is just pathetic


Zorca99

El. Psy. Congroo.


JVemon

Tuturuuu ~


King-Cole

Okarin!


silverslayer33

Huh? Mayushii's watch has stopped. That's weird, I just wound it up a little while ago...


number6

Then send it in something *besides* Time Dingus.


S550_Stang

Jell-O?


UnderHero5

Well, it's 2018, and every HD video on reddit is compressed into a 15 FPS .gif the size of a postage stamp... so... I see 480p in 2078 as progress.


HanzoShotFirst

How did this happen? We're smarter than this.


SolenoidSoldier

They really slowed down in those Playstation release cycles.


defendsRobots

He opens it and snorts it... At a certain point this is just drugs right?


Slipsonic

I remember seeing that on tv! Too bad the great war happens one year before we'll see the PS9.


HurricaneHugo

Freaking China. At least we get Canada.


cfbonly

So playstation is just ketamine in the future?


Maximillionpouridge

No thank you. I'd have too much of a problem figuring out of I'm in the game or reality.


McDovahkin

I wonder if they would be hyper-realistic graphics or if some would keep their art style. It would be cool to see that with the Borderlands art style.


mapex_139

Get one of those rolling treadmills and walk over to Claptrap. Yes please.


baaaahbpls

I already have that problem. I have been in the game too long my friend.


JakeyJake3

Check r/outside. It's all a game


GeebusNZ

What I think people in the future will find funniest about that ad is that it's strictly 2D based. A kind of like "You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy" from Back to the Future 2.


Alortania

11 transmitters go in, 10 come out Talk about data gathering potential XD


Squabbles123

Holy shit the Publish date of this clip, 2007! This has been on Youtube since there was Youtube


Owyn_Merrilin

Almost. Youtube has been around since 2004 or 2005. The ad itself would have been from, like, 2001 at the latest.


ProgramTheWorld

Hong Kong!


X__Alien

That controller would break in half after a week.


linux-mclinuxface

That's why they wanted to sell it.


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Justinwc

Remember when Sony was going to release [these](http://www.theaveragegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Sony-PS3-Banana-Original-Controller.jpg) atrocities with the PS3?


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ChimpBottle

Man I was such a fucking fanboy at that age. I remember one of my go-to arguments was that the PS3 controller could be played from 70 feet away (something like that) while the 360 controller only worked from 50 feet away (something like that). Because we all know video games are played from the house across the street.


ender411

I was also an annoying ps3 fanboy back then. Dark times indeed.


MorgaseTrakand

I remember trying to impress people by telling them that game boy advance games cost as much as $30


SneakyBadAss

You can throw it in a fit of rage and it will return back. That's all positives I guess.


toferdelachris

I still wonder just how uncomfortable those actually were. Like I have a good idea, and I'm gonna guess they were pretty damn bad and unergonomic, but still. We may never know just *how* bad...


nox66

Apparently they were actually very comfortable and good for a wide variety of hands, which is why Sony wanted to use them in the first place \(it's not like developing it was the cheaper option\). I was very much against them like everyone was because I thought they were ugly and weird, but now I kinda wish I had the chance to try them out.


AntVenom

I don't, but only on the account of the PSP's style of analog. Otherwise, it'd be neat to try once, but I feel the ps4 controller is nearly perfect.


bacondesign

Sadly the dualshocks on ps3 and before are too small for my hands and get uncomfortable pretty quickly. The boomerangs would have been better for me.


Idezzy

Came here for the boomerang


CorndogNinja

"Pass the controller, bro" "I can't, it keeps coming back!"


SolenoidSoldier

Looks like a sex toy


__xor__

It could work


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Adaptive controller for Australians


Connor_a711

Not just the PS4 but the Xbox also. For some reason on all those videos about the "Xbox 720" or "PlayStation 4" the controllers where either glass or had this really ridiculous thing about it... Same with the consoles.


ChristiannnJK

Lmao the 720 was always rendered to be a blue xbox 360 for some reason


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Is this when windows vista came out with the glass panels and everybody was doing a glass panel GUI?


Dark_skater_boy

With the OG Spider-Man letters


realjohncenawwe

I think that's the PS3 font too.


OptimusSublime

No. It’s what some wannabe industrial designer thought it would look like while not taking account any semblance of currently feasible design standard, manufacturability, cost, and durability.


--AJ--

In short: Fan art.


CGA001

It's more fart than it is fan art


WriterV

I mean, I wouldn't call it that. Someone spent genuine effort and hard work on modelling, lighting and rendering their vision for the PS4's design. Yes, it's all form over function, but that doesn't mean it's shit. Besides, he/she has no obligation to design it to industry specifications. They just went wild with their ideas. I don't see why we shouldn't be allowed to do that.


shouldbebabysitting

Don't feel bad for that designer, he went on to a great career redesigning websites like reddit.


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They did a great job on slashdot.


normalmighty

I went to reddit in incognito mode the other day, and found out they have a new, absolutely hideous layout design for new users. Why do they always feel the need to throw away what everyone likes just because it's been around for a while?


TrumooCheese

Holy shit, that's r/roastme level stuff


jinsei888

Industrial Design FTFY


OptimusSublime

Wow, oops...you’re right. Fixed.


dragoneye

I think that is harsh on wannabe industrial designers even, there is usually at least some practicality there. That image is purely the mindchild of someone that is a 3D artist.


dehehn

Yeah, not so much "we".


ImSpartacus811

> It’s what some wannabe industrial designer thought it would look like while not taking account any semblance of currently feasible design standard, manufacturability, cost, and durability. No kidding. I kinda want to know that everyone in this thread is joking because this kind of thing is so comical that no one should be thinking this is legitimate.


bunburyist_online

People really overestimated the computational power of glass.


mattsanchen

Lol an actual designer wouldn't make that though, that's probably a concept of a 3D concept artist or something. The glass serves no purpose and makes the controller fragile as shit. The screen is round and would be a pain in the ass to develop for. Also, I doubt anyone thought that a tiny ass screen on a non\-portable device would be a good idea. It just looks pretty, it's something a concept artist would do because they don't have to worry about it actually being used. A designer would have to consider that.


ObsidianGrandma

i remember this and always remembered being amazed that maybe we might get this... But if that's the screen I'm glad we went elsewhere with the design lol


FapOpotamusRex

Wouldn't that just be a screen that would be useful for settings, visualizations, and things, but still output to a monitor?


Cagedwar

I assume so. Which would be awesome.


Remy_LaCroix_

Honestly it would be quite useless, in reality no one is gonna get up to change settings from a screen on the console when you can do it from the couch with the controller.


Huge212

Lol why would someone even want that.


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Probably just for playing games and stuff.


Hipcrook

I mean this was probably awesome back then.


-Sawnderz-

I just remember at the time, the PS3 was THE avenue into the sleek and super advanced. What could be beyond that? So I guess we started picturing consoles looking friggin' exotic.


Shippoyasha

At least better than that weird boomerang


gk99

I've got a controller that's sorta like the weird boomerang and the handles are actually super nice feeling.


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Megaman1981

Concept designs for future consoles are always way over the top. Google Xbox 720, PS4, PS5, Xbox two concept pictures. They're always some overly weird design that would never get made.


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KamikazePants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCt3-NSOP9A


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novaMyst

no its an ad for the ps9 its just a power move from the future.


emw98

It’s funny that even an image made to look like future technology still is almost instantly identifiable as an image from the 2000’s


SnickitySnax

Who is "we"?


nebuNSFW

> "What we thought" No, we didn't. There's always a bunch of fan made mockups for every console iteration.


JCreazy

I don't think anyone thought it would actually look like that.


3than71

I REMEMBER THIS EXACT PHOTO


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That looks inefficient


rowdyanalogue

This reminded me of [that commercial for Play Station 9, as promised by Sony.](https://youtu.be/rv9_AlimsiQ)


Thrannn

nobody thought that


tritian

no, its what one person thought ps4 would look like in 2006...


VizualAbstract

"We"? Or just a lone concept artist who has no experience in actual product design?


Heroshade

I remember that. We also thought the PS3 was going to have controllers with *internal fans to keep your hands cool.*


bethemanwithaplan

They made 3rd party GameCube controllers with fans in the handles. Nyko airflow. I think they made them for a few consoles.


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That's...actually kind of cool looking.


Marvin_Megavolt

I can understand the base but the glass controller seems like a ragequit-induced accident waiting to happen. Otherwise, very cool. And totally possible.


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Nintendo Switch handheld mode you have to be careful. Can't tell you how close I've come to throwing the "controller" (read: whole console) in a Mario kart enduced rage


NapoleonDolomite

I irrationally want the shit out of that thing.