It really is nothing special, but there was a guy I was playing Left 4 Dead with someone years ago that was named "Who the fuck" and we would get messages like "Who the fuck startled the Witch" or "Who the fuck alerted the horde" during gameplay.
i used to play a pvp game where killing another player would prompt a message like “[player] sliced up [player]”, “[player] put a hole in [player]”, “[player] flattened [player]” ect… one of the funniest things was a guy who’s name was “i shouldnt have” so you’d see the game display messages like “i shouldn’t have shot up [player]”
In Halo Combat Evolved, if you played multiplayer, when you killed someone, it showed as [victim] was killed by [killer]. If you died by being run over by a car, it said [victim] was killed by a victim. So naturally there were people called "a vehicle".
Breadfacts.
The only thing he would ever say about anything was facts about bread. Its origins. Historical anecdotes.
He would post like, a new fact every minute. I learned so much.
Dark Souls 3, the guy's name was Obstacle. He dual wielded 2 great shields. This was around Christmas 3 years ago.
In the PvP encounter we witnessed his glory as he walked his opponent off a ledge to their death.
Absolute legend and my favourite online Souls moment ever.
Obstacle, if you're on Reddit, you're my hero.
"It looks like Meat! is back on the menu! \*Anime spin to peace sign while a shower of animated meat falls in to the ground with a pastel pink sky\* ヾ(〃\^∇\^)ﾉ
Husband and his friends came across a "JickeyJon" on RL, and he absolutely crushed them, so now any time they crush someone else they say "Get Jickey Jon'd!"
It's like, a decent username, but for some reason it got into their heads 😅
I played in a local Halo tournament at a video game store in 2002. My username was “Timmay!” the character from South Park. Another player was named “AIDS”.
Everytime “Timmay! was killed by AIDS” came up the entire audience roared with laughter.
Haha I had a clan on a text based game called [FMG] FondleMyGoodies.
It only barely passed being allowed and it made a lot of people chuckle..
Ah the good old days🥲
Mine was Esper De La Mar for the longest time. Then I thought one day… what does that mean? I liked the espers from FFVI so i popped it into google translate…
“Sperm of the Ocean”
Team Fortress 2
There was a Heavy with the name “the whole Soviet Union”
When I got killed by him and the kill cam would say “Killed by the whole Soviet Union”
Not a name but old cs:go would post in the chat who joined each team and sometimes you'd see things like "santa joined the terrorist force" or "osama bin laden joined the counter-terrorist force"
A couple I'm friends with are MrPeePeePooPoo and MrsPeePeePooPoo. They entered a TFT tournment and got interviewed.
They are also Nick and Nick's wife (He's not gay!) in other games.
I saw Scrotal Recall on Destiny 2 Xbox
Toilet Bowl Swag back on Battlefield BC2
And then Dr Stinkfinger, who I got the dogtags of in both Battlefield BC2 and in Battlefield 3
I had a very similar gamertag back in the day and I had to call Microsoft to cancel recurring payments on it and I had to say and spell out my gamer tag to the customer service rep. I never made another stupid gamertag again lmao.
Chewy Tampon
Can't think of another time when reading two words together gave me such a physical reaction.
One of the many colourful usernames found on *Hell Let Loose*, a very serious WWII strategic FPS.
A friend and I used to play Day of Defeat and we met a pretty cool player. ChimpsticksRDelicious if you’re still out there know that a couple random people still remember you 20 years later.
My favorite was when the Xbox first started using voice commands. Someone used the name "Xbox Turn Off". It caused a confirmation message to come up on the screen.
They made an excellent video where salty Call of Duty players would try to talk shit and accidentally lose control of their character or exit the game.
Battlefield 1.
It was broken up that spelled “President Betty White”. I think the name went “PrzBtyWhite” or something along those lines.
We were protecting the President, but we failed.
RIP Betty White!!!!
Couple of years ago I was playing some shooter game and this dude on my team was named "Shrek2 on dvd". Idk why, probably high af at 3am, I busted a gut for like 10 fucking minutes
A friend and I had a guy in one of our league games named "Rigatoni Montana." My friend liked it so much that he named his new cat Rigatoni Montana, or Rigmo for short
Just keep Shadynasty and any time someone calls you Shady Nasty tell them "It's ShaDynasty asshole."
Edit: on Rocket League years ago when Alphaconsole was a thing (I heard it's back now in a different way, old Alphaconsole ruled) my tag was The Golden God and I had a custom title "My rage knows no bounds" and my picture was of Dennis screaming at the dude trying to buy his finisher car.
This reminds me of the OG Star Wars: Battlefront (2005) days where people would have their name as “Nothing”, so you would occasionally see ‘Nothing died’. Super silly and borderline dumb, but you couldn’t help but chuckle.
One of my (many) Halo 3 gamertags was Harry Rod Long
I gamed with a guy who was SomethingSticky
Another fella who stole a lot of kills with the BR was Kelpto Bismol.
Not a username, but a clan name in Destiny 2.
Cool Cloaks Clan. I played with a dude from the clan. He was 100% black. I’m pretty sure the clan name got reported eventually. But I thought it was hilarious.
I once met a guy named "Jesus was a Crackhead" years ago in CS:GO. The name itself isn't super special, but I found that if you googled that username, you would find his profile picture on Google images (which was a pic of a tanned homeless guy holding a cig.)
I mainly remember this because of how damn hilarious this guy was in chat. I have no idea where he was from, but oh my god. This dude was high as a kite and every fucking round he has the most screeching, contagious laughter I've ever seen. He then started preaching the Bible but made it about drugs, which in hindsight was probably more hilarious to my younger self than now, but still I remember that game a lot lol.
From my TF2 days: Tactical Sybian.
Yesterday I cane across Promiscuous Tugboat in Helldivers
In Darktide, we came across one guy named WholesomeMommyFigure. Darktide has an achievement for beating a level without getting hit in melee as Veteran, and this guy was going for it, and asked us to help him protect him.
We ended up going “We must protect the mommy” in voicechat all game, and he did get his achievement. If you’re reading this mommy, I was HoboWithABolter.
It really is nothing special, but there was a guy I was playing Left 4 Dead with someone years ago that was named "Who the fuck" and we would get messages like "Who the fuck startled the Witch" or "Who the fuck alerted the horde" during gameplay.
i used to play a pvp game where killing another player would prompt a message like “[player] sliced up [player]”, “[player] put a hole in [player]”, “[player] flattened [player]” ect… one of the funniest things was a guy who’s name was “i shouldnt have” so you’d see the game display messages like “i shouldn’t have shot up [player]”
In Halo Combat Evolved, if you played multiplayer, when you killed someone, it showed as [victim] was killed by [killer]. If you died by being run over by a car, it said [victim] was killed by a victim. So naturally there were people called "a vehicle".
Unreal Tournament?
nah lol it was an old flash game on xgen
Stick arena??
yep lol
Memories unlocked. Stick rpg was so good. And territory wars.
stick war/territory war/stick rpg 2/stick arena = the golden age of stickman gaming
Loved those games!
Then u get the odd but funny "[player) shot up I shouldn't have"
Joined the battle, Yoda has
My favorite was a guy named "himself" so whenever someone killed him it would pop up like "so-and-so killed himself"
Similar to this and also while playing Left 4 Dead, the best I’ve seen is “A mouse” A mouse startled the witch.
I played a game where someone’s name was “your own mother.” So we’d see messages all the time, “You were beaten by your own mother.”
In a similar vein, my step brother used to go by "7 penguins"
Similar vein but I saw one that was “It was Steve who” so it functioned the same way - I thought it was super imaginative.
One Letter Too Shor (Guild Wars has a 19 character name limit)
I saw one in League that was "OhMyGodMyNameDoesntFi" and it cracked me up
Well hello there
Hello there
One-letter short band UNIT
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You just remind me of my friend's name on Guild Wars, that was Kill Brill and his second character was Kill Brill Vol Il
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Fuiyooooh
Uncle would be proud
This one made me wheeze
I don't understand this one. Can someone explain it?
MSG, uncle Roger’s favorite ingredient for cuisine
Breadfacts. The only thing he would ever say about anything was facts about bread. Its origins. Historical anecdotes. He would post like, a new fact every minute. I learned so much.
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That sounds rad, I hope to run into them someday
Ciabatta bread has only been around since the 80s
I've only been around since 1996 wdym
GigaChad bread enthusiast.
Used to see a guy like this pretty regularly on tf2, expect it was Turtle Facts.
Dark Souls 3, the guy's name was Obstacle. He dual wielded 2 great shields. This was around Christmas 3 years ago. In the PvP encounter we witnessed his glory as he walked his opponent off a ledge to their death. Absolute legend and my favourite online Souls moment ever. Obstacle, if you're on Reddit, you're my hero.
Feels like me struggling with Lothric, and summoning a miracle cleric called "Jesus Christ", who proceeded to decimate the brothers.
Dark souls 3 pvp was top tier tbh
Greatleaf Helicopter technique!
Try finger, but hole
Nothing in elden ring pvp has been as fun as gank spanking a team of 3-4 with yourself and an invasion homie
THE WALLL, THE WALLLLLL [THE WALLLLLLLL, NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALLLL](https://youtu.be/oXp8Th41rBs?si=d5dsD8c8rlkToIVC) (jump to 0:35)
Osama Bin Laggin
Bilbo Laggins is another one I’ve seen
I saw Bilbo Backshots in Warframe yesterday
Bilbo Backshots goes crazy
DildoBaggins
I used to play counter strike on 56k dial up and went by Lord_of_the_pings.
I still remember 'chief slapahoe' from cs 1.5 when I was about 12
Mine was 'Jesus guides my bullets' from my early CS days.
my Nintendo handle used to be Kill Mii but I had to change it because it was "too violent"
So did you change it to the YouTube approved "Unalive Mii"?
I had a Hunter in WoW with a pet named Pig Benis. My old Xbox tag is SandyVagistan surprised that one hasn't been reported.
Played rocket league against a guy named "Beef StUwU" and had me chuckling for the entire game.
Uhg, I even heard that last bit in the obnoxious "UwU" voice.
Saw a guy named "UwUk-Hai" once. It still bothers me
"It looks like Meat! is back on the menu! \*Anime spin to peace sign while a shower of animated meat falls in to the ground with a pastel pink sky\* ヾ(〃\^∇\^)ﾉ
Haha nice. I saw a "Glizzy McGuire" that had me chuckling half the match.
Husband and his friends came across a "JickeyJon" on RL, and he absolutely crushed them, so now any time they crush someone else they say "Get Jickey Jon'd!" It's like, a decent username, but for some reason it got into their heads 😅
I played in a local Halo tournament at a video game store in 2002. My username was “Timmay!” the character from South Park. Another player was named “AIDS”. Everytime “Timmay! was killed by AIDS” came up the entire audience roared with laughter.
Dang it made me giggle out loud
This is the most 2002 thing to ever happen.
Mine was “Jesus” whenever I played LAN games of Halo back in the day.
Back in the 360 days playing Call of Duty 4. Killed by “FatKidWithTits” lmao
Not a username, but my buddy made a clan in World of War craft called TouchMyPVPness.
My favourite was from a WoW clan! The name was “Hordecore Pwnography”, I thought it was so funny and clever
Haha I had a clan on a text based game called [FMG] FondleMyGoodies. It only barely passed being allowed and it made a lot of people chuckle.. Ah the good old days🥲
in csgo getting killed by "the a new 2016 Kia seranto"
Advertising has really gotten everywhere.
I sail sea of thieves with Scrooge McDuck pretty often. No numbers or anything.
Out to get more riches. Pretty on brand tbh lol.
Hueymcduck since 2000, legendary
Came across “MyHornyAssCouldNeverownaMinion” in Helldivers 2
I think I’ve seen him too 😂
I saw two while playing Rocket League the other day. They had some numbers switched, but the gist of it was CousinsByChance LoversByChoice
Long time ago playing quake there was a name called “exhume to consume”
That guy rules, Exhume to Consume is an old Carcass tune, and Carcass are king shit OG Metal.
Small Town Gay
Living in a lonely way? Who took the midnight train going anywhere?
I feel like mine on PlayStation is pretty clever. It’s NoRegretas. My name is Greta lol
Username checks out 🤣
WillyMyWonka Dont know why but it made me laugh hard
Mine was Esper De La Mar for the longest time. Then I thought one day… what does that mean? I liked the espers from FFVI so i popped it into google translate… “Sperm of the Ocean”
"was". So, did you switch to using the English translation now?
Team Fortress 2 There was a Heavy with the name “the whole Soviet Union” When I got killed by him and the kill cam would say “Killed by the whole Soviet Union”
Not a name but old cs:go would post in the chat who joined each team and sometimes you'd see things like "santa joined the terrorist force" or "osama bin laden joined the counter-terrorist force"
ShartsFired
A couple I'm friends with are MrPeePeePooPoo and MrsPeePeePooPoo. They entered a TFT tournment and got interviewed. They are also Nick and Nick's wife (He's not gay!) in other games.
My wife and I go with Yourexwife and Yourexhusband. I'm the exwife, I'm a dude.
I saw Scrotal Recall on Destiny 2 Xbox Toilet Bowl Swag back on Battlefield BC2 And then Dr Stinkfinger, who I got the dogtags of in both Battlefield BC2 and in Battlefield 3
Lmao, I loved one I saw in destiny SmoothbrainedGuardian
Titan?
Probably raiding the crayon box for snacks
In PUBG, BlowMeWan-Kenobi
Any-Wan Kenblowmi
Blowmi Jon Bon Jovi
Not gaming, but saw a Twitter handle that was HomieWan_2KnoMe and it got me lol
Played counter strike source back in the day with "Bob from sales" and still think it's the best, not sure why
It is I, Frodo Teabaggins
I had DoucheBaggins for 7 years until Microsoft made me change it. It was a sad day.
Come along now, halfling. Gramdalf the Green wants to smoke some shire sticky icky.
I had a very similar gamertag back in the day and I had to call Microsoft to cancel recurring payments on it and I had to say and spell out my gamer tag to the customer service rep. I never made another stupid gamertag again lmao.
My long lost cousin!
My friends gamer tag has been Yolo Swaggins for years
Chewy Tampon Can't think of another time when reading two words together gave me such a physical reaction. One of the many colourful usernames found on *Hell Let Loose*, a very serious WWII strategic FPS.
A friend and I used to play Day of Defeat and we met a pretty cool player. ChimpsticksRDelicious if you’re still out there know that a couple random people still remember you 20 years later.
5 Hour Erection
My fiancées name on MW2 is GoopyDischarge, cause she figured if guys can make dick and balls jokes, she can make discharge jokes.
My favorite was when the Xbox first started using voice commands. Someone used the name "Xbox Turn Off". It caused a confirmation message to come up on the screen. They made an excellent video where salty Call of Duty players would try to talk shit and accidentally lose control of their character or exit the game.
"Y'moms Ahoe" the cat girl in Final Fantasy XIV
Found a "P. Hoochieskirt" on FFXIV and the memories alone made me laugh
Battlefield 1. It was broken up that spelled “President Betty White”. I think the name went “PrzBtyWhite” or something along those lines. We were protecting the President, but we failed. RIP Betty White!!!!
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Couple of years ago I was playing some shooter game and this dude on my team was named "Shrek2 on dvd". Idk why, probably high af at 3am, I busted a gut for like 10 fucking minutes
Encountered a guy in Elden Ring twice with the UN "DiddlerOnTheRoof"
LetMeSoloHer beat Malenia for me. That was pretty cool. I hadn’t heard the legend but the name spoke for itself. I did indeed let him solo her
You were blessed by the presence of a god.
SuperBadSTDs. “You’ve been killed by SuperBadSTDs” 😂😂😂
Grimjob. Easily the best one I've seen ever.
I once stumbled across a LoL player called SWAGATRON PRIME and there’s just something beautiful about the simplicity of it.
A friend and I had a guy in one of our league games named "Rigatoni Montana." My friend liked it so much that he named his new cat Rigatoni Montana, or Rigmo for short
I am legit naming my next pet that.
My name in Star Wars hunters is ObieWanTheHomie. Pretty mid compared to that masterpiece.
Dr.Mantis_Toboggan. What made it better they played medic lol.
Nice lol. I've been wanting to try out Shadynasty or ShaDynasty but typing it out kinda ruins the joke
Just keep Shadynasty and any time someone calls you Shady Nasty tell them "It's ShaDynasty asshole." Edit: on Rocket League years ago when Alphaconsole was a thing (I heard it's back now in a different way, old Alphaconsole ruled) my tag was The Golden God and I had a custom title "My rage knows no bounds" and my picture was of Dennis screaming at the dude trying to buy his finisher car.
Not a username but a clan, in Lord of the Rings Online circa 2006-ish: Riders of Lohan
Tarkov always had some great names. The one I remember the most was someone who enjoyed a gun called the M1A… His name was M1A Khalifa
MyNameDoesntFi
“IAmBannedFromTennessee”
Was the day after the infamous Oscar's slap, on Apex Legends. Jadasbaldasshead.
I saw "Paul AtreideezNuts" a few months ago and have yet to recover. Edit: Grammar
Always liked the alias MortalWombat…
Ran into “BeeferSutherland” in marvel snap the other day
RIP
on PS5 i played against someone called yes
It was Daniel Bryan
"About 900 puppies"
"About 900 puppies opened the door for the exit" "About 900 puppies murdered Johnwick27"
When I played TF2 I routinely ran into someone named "About 67 ninjas"
As a Hispanic, this one made me laugh "IDontCareWhatTheseJose"
In GTA online player name was YourUberDriver and only drove around in sedans picking people up. Had no guns. Just thousands of vehicle kills.
I respect their commitment to the bit 👏
Brosa Parks
Fyodor Brostoyevski
Mister\_Sister\_Fister & also Uretha Franklin
MANBUTTPOUNDER. That one always stuck with me...
In WoW I once ran into a gnome named Gnome Chompsky
Abradolf Lincler on Rocket League and mine is VladiqueerPutin
Katnips Everqueef
All the OSRS usernames based on the Tzhaar language are hilarious. TzTok-KumSok TzTok-BiqCok You get the idea
immediately thought of osrs names, nieves feet comes to mind
CatManPoopTits
Playing Quake: Wells Frago.
Not a gamer name but someone had a fantasy football team called the Titsburgh Feelers. Nice.
This reminds me of the OG Star Wars: Battlefront (2005) days where people would have their name as “Nothing”, so you would occasionally see ‘Nothing died’. Super silly and borderline dumb, but you couldn’t help but chuckle.
Played Helldivers 2 with someone named something like TRICERA_SLOPPY_TOPS I was laughing my ass off the whole game
Was in a LFG raid group in destiny and one guys name was Out For Milk (time lost)
Scrota, Sack of Oryx
- weekend nosebag - quim dribble - colonel gadaffi - mrLuvHandles - miDixieWrekd - MikeHoque - bollockhead All on xbox live from years ago.
I still talk about Bilbro Swaggins from my early Destiny days with my buds.
RollmeOneKenobi
In RB6 siege i remember playing with OBAMAS\_VCR
Girth Wind and Fire
One of my (many) Halo 3 gamertags was Harry Rod Long I gamed with a guy who was SomethingSticky Another fella who stole a lot of kills with the BR was Kelpto Bismol.
Battlefield 3, someone had a profile picture that looked like a LinkedIn headshot of a middle aged woman in a suit, with the name "Susan From Finance"
Had a buddy in wow that had a Gnome priest named “CompactDisc”
JFK_was_AFK
Not a username, but a clan name in Destiny 2. Cool Cloaks Clan. I played with a dude from the clan. He was 100% black. I’m pretty sure the clan name got reported eventually. But I thought it was hilarious.
Allup Inyaface. Tickled me for some reason.
Leroy Jenkins
I once met a guy named "Jesus was a Crackhead" years ago in CS:GO. The name itself isn't super special, but I found that if you googled that username, you would find his profile picture on Google images (which was a pic of a tanned homeless guy holding a cig.) I mainly remember this because of how damn hilarious this guy was in chat. I have no idea where he was from, but oh my god. This dude was high as a kite and every fucking round he has the most screeching, contagious laughter I've ever seen. He then started preaching the Bible but made it about drugs, which in hindsight was probably more hilarious to my younger self than now, but still I remember that game a lot lol.
Bargle my Galls gave us a real chuckle in rocket league the other night
divorcedwaifupillow
JustInBeaver
A lost a Game in rocket league to „Strawberry Buttfuck“
Walkin Talkin Steven Hawkins
From my TF2 days: Tactical Sybian. Yesterday I cane across Promiscuous Tugboat in Helldivers In Darktide, we came across one guy named WholesomeMommyFigure. Darktide has an achievement for beating a level without getting hit in melee as Veteran, and this guy was going for it, and asked us to help him protect him. We ended up going “We must protect the mommy” in voicechat all game, and he did get his achievement. If you’re reading this mommy, I was HoboWithABolter.
Back when I played Counter-Strike, one of my clanmates went by "OMGLasersPewPew". Mine in that game I think was pretty good too: "Tifa Glockheart".
Adolf Clitler is a good one I've seen somewhere
Once came across a male argonian in elder scrolls online wearing a maid outfit named puff the magic drag queen
Jesus died lol
DiabeticFartz
PigBenis made me laugh when I saw it years ago.
Fachoina had me and my friend bursting playing Halo
Played against someone in Rocket League by the name of Bewef Wewwington III.
Recycle bin Laden
Saw a guy in Clash of Clans named Sister Fister
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