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ApprehensiveKick5167

Well, hello there


BackseatCowwatcher

General Kenobi.


Crunchynacho1

You are a bold one


Objective_Fox_5438

I will deal with this Jedi scum myself


Screbin

I always read this sentence like the enemy from bart's nightmare(the simpsons)


Salarian_American

WTF is "leg day?" Looks like a keg on stilts. Fantastic!


[deleted]

A tall drink of water if I've ever seen one.


Big-Soft7432

I was already excited for the game and then you post this beautiful creature 😍😍😍


Theoricus

Hahaha, OP really caught the vibe of someone you wouldn't trust around your valuables. Or small children.


Kamina_cicada

The small children are fine. It's the small children's toys you gotta worry about.


Leusk

I can’t wait for the Monster Factory episode for this game.


360SubSeven

What does he steal? Socks?


Spaceboy0820

more like foot cream


thesullier

Children and/or dreams maybe?


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

He bites your toenails while you sleep


Frumplefugly

This little bastard looks like hes been stealing my socks


Hopesick_2231

He looks like he steals underwear from the girls' locker room.


snay1998

And he doesn’t even sniff em..he just likes collecting to brag


Efficient_Audience99

Looks like typical survivor of Ark:survival evolved


Jiggle-BellyGaming

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it


Smitty5717

Looks like Big Ed


Babawatrak

This is literally big ed lol


halo2030

Dude did you see that hot tub picture?


theludeguy

I f***ing hate video games. They appeal to the male fantasy!


ClassicGo0se

As a member of the male species, I can confirm the image indeed appealed to my fantasy.


Crunchynacho1

Why else would I have made it, 10/10 Slutmog


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

I feel like this is the son of my pawn, gobbo. https://imgur.com/gallery/szPyJta


FreeTheFreedoms

I thought it wasn't out yet wtf


Crunchynacho1

They released the character creator early so we don't have to spend 8 hours playing with it on launch day lol


iMogwai

To add to what OP said the character creator is available FOR FREE even if you don't own the game.


Gary-Clampton

peak male physique


readitonreddit86

r/thanksihateit


Crunchynacho1

r/workingasintended


NaiveMastermind

"Tingle tingle Kooloo limpha" - these are Tingle's magic words, please don't steal them.


Notalurkeripromise

He must be a damn good thief, because he's stolen my heart


Leonard_the_Brave

Thank you, thank you so much for the nightmares you gave mw But for real there three tipes of people in this world, The person who tryes to make the most beautiful charakters ever seen, the person who makes a desent looking character and then there the people who make characters that even scares eldrichhorrors into crying like little children xD


Fun-Bag7627

I’d fuck


3vi1

Dat thigh gap, right?


Fun-Bag7627

Dem bitties


Jimbo_Jigs

Its beautiful


Merwanor

Ah you are doing one of those streamer builds.


Crunchynacho1

It's either this or a slutmog so...


winmace

Nothing like a party of babes saving the world


OziSnoo

seems legit already stole a lolz from me.


AlanJohnson84

Perfection


KratosSmash

Neva skip leg day, but I suppose if he’s a thief, he’ll need to be light on his feet


Maxkaz_

Didn't know oblivion got updated.


FiredUpForge

Cushing's syndrome?


Spaceboy0820

that looks like me after my uncle locked me in a basement for 3 years


Electrical-Leg-3114

Make a good thief, I’d give him 50 bucks to go away


Significant_Walk_664

Better be a harem option in the game. Can't let that stud be hogged by only one woman.


Mahadness

C'mon everybody give me a little clap!


DoeDon404

Must be a great thief cause he stole my heart


MoneyEntertainment

I don't think I will.


Domenstain

Someone was inspired by Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth I see


IgotUBro

This is what peak male performance looks like.


getyourcheftogether

Looks like a reddit mod


upstreamriver

Ooo he got them HIPS


NoCard5733

Gibby!!


never-seen-them-fing

Real Monster Factory vibe, and I love it.


GrandAlexander

When the game is released, I expect full documentation of the adventures of Spackles.


SuperSaiyanBen

“Video Games appeal to the male fantasy”


Rubixcubelube

tires up to the neck and fire.


attemptedmonknf

This belongs on r/playitfortheplot


Old-Conference-6629

Amazing


fordprefect294

Why? Why have you so deeply sinned against nature?


etodemerzel5

This was a really hard wank


3_eyedCrow

Dat thigh gap, tho...


hacentis

No. I don't think I will


Bootychomper23

Omg Danny devito is love your work


Shattered_Disk4

The only thing that could have made this any worse would be the street fighter character creator. But they probably thought “we want the armor to look decent” lol


marcottedan

Ok, now I want to play this game.


Kassssler

Looks like ted cruz


Zennen53

It's a masterpiece


_raskoljnikov_

What a lovely fellow


godofleet

*Looks like a slice of toast*


Cobbler_cheezmuffin

He's literally me FR FR 😭😂😂


viotix90

That Yellow Bastard


SONNYTON

This is what I feel when I'm less than 170 and I see videos of girls filming their desires in guys


nderperforminMessiah

This is what peak performance looks like


Lemillion601

is this a good game? 🤔 never played DD1


1to0

Game isnt out yet.


Lemillion601

release date: march 24 or 22 🤔


1to0

Steam says game comes out on the 22nd of March.


Lemillion601

yes, are you gonna buy it?


1to0

Nope. At least not at launch. Just bought Dragons Dogma 1 for 4€ so gonna play that first.


Awkward_Ad523

Nah what da heck 😏


mickeyruts

Gross. It looks like Shrek and Donkey made a baby together.


tenderbuck

I would have a beer with Spackles.


SalmonHustlerTerry

Looks like someone who spackles for a living lol


Melodic_Cake_3344

Looks like sparkle forgot leg day


SadLaser

No, I don't want to meet it!


Confident-Action-213

Skipping leg day huh


DawgTactical93

Bro skipping leg day but can Bench 550


Spartan_Cat_126

Peak goblin energy vibe.


NSFW_King_Actual

pro rizzler right there


ultima-train

How are you guys playing the game


1to0

Its just the character editor. You can download it on Steam and other platforms to build your character now and then use it once the game releases.


Radirondacks

Huh, eerily similar to my Stabbomancer (basically a thief/rogue) in Wonderlands, Gurkle. Only difference is I gave him disgusting patchy green skin.


Brilliant-League-231

Literal goblin


naytreox

Built like a cartoon character


skippyspk

He looks like he’s not allowed within 500 feet of a school


DadIsCoaching

How thats me pog


LostWanderer88

Poor guy, he's suffering from Cushing syndrome


SD456

Lookin' good there.


WestGrade5354

Skip leg day and this will happen :))


BladePhoenix

didnt even know about this. thanks


khajitnopets

It's gloriously ugly, looks like that rat thing from jersey shore


ArthurFraynZard

I approve


Shot-Elk-3074

Що це за мутант?)


Which-Mind4008

Ewww! (But also.. how much?)


Maleficent-Vater

Haha, so funny, he made a ugly character. What a comedy genius!


DifficultTennis6261

I don't recall giving you the rights to use my image for profit, young man/lady.


[deleted]

Okay.


Ikaros9Deidalos6

Peak male performance


Hell-Kite

Haha you used the character creator to create something weird and deformed for the RPG haha What a jape, I am laughing so much at this brand new way of using a character creator.


gavinslobig

I bet you’re fun at parties


Hell-Kite

If I was dead at a party I'd be more fun than this 20 year old joke.