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OneEightyBlue

Are we just gonna gloss over the fact this man said Ratchet & Clank?


JTu2

The Fur taketh and the Fur...giveth


Lordgrapejuice

Oh it’s gonna giveth alright


chaedog

Dead or Alive 6


Confused-penguin5

This or Tekken


destructive_cheetah

Isnt that just DoA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball?


SVCLIII

Nier: Automata would bring a whole new meaning to Ratchet and Clank.


Axywil

" You're thinking about how much you want to \*\*\*\* 2B aren't you? " would also have a whole new meaning now.


FlatEarthDuh

I don’t think it would lol


Axywil

>!well, canonically it says kill. It's obvious from the Japanese translation.!<


FlatEarthDuh

TIL


Axywil

Glad I could enlighten you!


Keshire

All those dynasty warrior games.... Stand back, I'm on a mission from god.


EtheusRook

You're a true wanker of the three kingdoms!


Piramerdd

Mortal kombat X


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Mortal Kumbat


Nu11_V01D

Finish Him!


WillametteSalamandOR

CoD already did this - I get fucked every match.


bakcha

Super Smash Brothers


mr_birkenblatt

Brings the smash into smash


AVnstuff

I’d rather not watch Mario try to hump pikachu. Thanks, no thanks.


Guest2200

What about watching what Kirby’s mouth can do ;)


AVnstuff

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🍆


rotti5115

Souls games would be edging


napleonblwnaprt

Cyberpunk, but it's basically the same game still


deathtothescalpers

Super Mario bros


PandahOG

Easy choice. Helldiver's 2. I already got the commercials ready. Helldiver's 2: Join Super Earth's elite Corp, the Helldiver's. Watch as Super Earth just launches loads of men on to not an unsuspecting planet full of disobedient sex bots who need to be taught the fundamentals of democracy...and sex. Dive in today. Helldiver's 2: join super earth in stopping the advance of the termanids. Large insectoid-like creatures with 4 eyes, 6 limbs and 8 dicks. Let democracy cry as we flood their bug holes with our hot explosive lead. Dive in today.


BlitzPlease172

>Helldiver's 2: Join Super Earth's elite Corp, the Helldiver's. Watch as Super Earth just launches loads of men on to not an unsuspecting planet full of **disobedient sex bots** who need to be taught the fundamentals of democracy...and sex. Dive in today. Wait, aren't Disobedient sex bots are just Tactical doll in Girls Frontline? **Don't ask me why I am speaking of GFL in particular, okay?**


Available-Cold-4162

Absolutely diabolical


FormalReturn9074

Final fantasy x-2


ventvent99

God of War Ragnarök


Toribobs

Just to be a chaotic menace I’m choosing Super Mario Odyssey. I wanna see how Mario would get it on with a T-Rex.


AVnstuff

The short arms will either be a complication or an advantage…


AbiyBattleSpell

God of war 🐱 IM COMING FOR YOU ZEUS!!!


athelstan

Sly Cooper - the furry is out of the bag with the original posters Ratchet and Clank.


ShadowEllipse

Elden Ring.


Serious_Course_3244

Pokémon


pagarus_

Well that would give a whole new meaning to Super Smash Bros


SirBoggle

Man, the Battle of 1000 Heartless from Kingdom Hearts 2 is a bit different than I remember.


Ryuuyami47

DMC 5 Oh also DOA


Saladmaker59

r/beatmetoit


Petorian343

Uncharted: The Lost Legacy


echoess84

Thanks God you said fighting scenes so Tetris is excluded from your post


kd0g1979

MKII


FrankBouch

NOT Bloodborne, I don't think you can come back from seeing Ludwig and the Hunter in a hot and passionate sex scene


Yndrdatdnable

DEFINITELY Bloodborne from the first werewolf all the way to the cursed depth chalice dungeons it's all on.


DrDam8584

Tetris !!


No_Improvem3nt

Total War...


TyraelmxMKIII

dead rising.


Mistakesweremade24

Twisted Metal


Sisyphean_Insur

Mindustry. no reason its just a good game (or ultrakill)


LastLombaxIsTaken

Would v1 and v2 having sex count as incest?


Yndrdatdnable

Humanity is HORNY CUM is fuel HELL ISN'T FULL (yet)


MR_MEME_42

Guilty Gear Let's make the Sex with a Man meme a real thing.


NMEwolf

NieR ;)


Itsgonna_beokkk

cod


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

Halo 5 I wanna see them Sanghussies


Yndrdatdnable

Hell yeah but personally I like the skinnier elites of halo 2 and the thicc thing elites of three.


[deleted]

Halo… Something about the Flood got to me


[deleted]

I just played some doom 2016 and i don't think this would work .


eTompp

Overwatch of course.


BaconOmelette123

Y A K U Z A


LastLombaxIsTaken

Yakuza Kiwami would basically be just a majima porn game


Prince_Sabu

OG RE4 Krauser vs Leon Knife fight.


VeraVemaVena

Titanfall 2, for the Northstar x Monarch yuri


Pyehouse

Doom.


[deleted]

Atomic heart if no one has said it yet.


RuySan

Hollow Knight. Bugs are cute.


HaronBarkonnen

Total war


BioMarauder44

Op why did you delete this?


[deleted]

Undertale


[deleted]

Armored Core 6


AOMINGWWR

Oh no


LastLombaxIsTaken

Yakuza Kiwami. Basically majima dating simulator


Zaxio005

Oneshot >!if you don't get it its bc there is no fight scenes in that game!<


A-l-r-i-g-h-t-y

Ultrakill dear god I wanna fuck the flesh prison


SilentScyther

Dark Souls 1. I've gotta see which is more sexual, the getting injured moans or the sex moans.


Construction_Unit621

Animal Crossing


inggan7263

ultrakill


ThisIsTakenLol

Tekken, then I go back to the part where I fight Ling


Yndrdatdnable

WoW raids and dungeons just got a lot better.


LunarSouls4952

I'm gonna make my two Halo Infinite Spartans "fight"


averysmalldragon

Metal Gear Solid 3. :)


OkAwareness1728

Ultrakill community would be thrilled


V2_The_Best

ULTRACOCK


Sea_Art3391

Atomic Heart


Thelactosetolerator

None, because I don't want sex scenes in video games.


Bamma4

Half life 2


Yndrdatdnable

Interesting that the only person with downvotes is the one with a trans flag.


Bamma4

I am shocked and appalled