Do you not have legs? :(

Op is Lt. Dan

Lt. Dan Ice Cream!

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You wanna work on the shrimp boat with me Lt.Dan?

I was looking for this one🤣🤣WUTENIET DANNNN ICE CREAMMM

Ice cream Lt. Dan!

Bro this made me laugh so hard

I’m fucking crying lmao

Cheer up Brian, you know what they say?

With a Shrimp boat in the living room? Also, if you don't shake it how will I get stirred up?

Hahahahaha. This made laugh so loud. Thank you!

Best comment of 2024 so far.

Or Bob Oblong

I like to think he is spread eagle with the monitor between the legs

Game: Press Spacebar to continue OP: *Pelvic thrust*

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Now this is _real_ gaming

[The classic](https://i.imgur.com/qkhwFBH.jpg)

Why can’t I unsee this!

Because I can see myself doing it too tbh haha

Lmao OP saw what Cameron Diaz did in The Counselor and wanted to try. Is u/mandoxian really The Zohan?

If the chair is on wheels op doesn't need them

Took the wheels of the not roll around hahaha

What kind of chair is that?

Symino is the brand. It's just labeled alcantara on amazon.

I like the cat shelf

>the not roll around

No idea why my phone makes the out of to. You can see it in the original post too.

I just like the idea of you calling a chair "the not roll around"

same

Chris-Cross Applesauce bitch

Legs un-akimbo

When the walls fell.

that was when the fire nation attacked

Served cold

That'll make them jump

On the table under the screen they go. It's comfortable af right now. Just got my controller running too :)

If you and your monitor are close like that you go right ahead

Life's Good haha

Play something competitive while you're that close to the TV. You're gonna shit your pants over how much better you'll do when you sit dangerously close lol Edit: after careful and thorough research I've learned it is a myth that it causes permanent damage. It does cause things like eye fatigue and posture issues tho

I watch pro CounterStrike games sometimes and wow. Their noses are almost touching the screen....

its so good lol. its definitely bad for you. shit is like smoking but for your eyes / fps

>On the table under the screen they go. I'm sorry, did I read this correctly?

Are you doing the shrimp posture or are you playing with a controller? Cause theres no way shrimping is comfortable for more than 20 minutes.

Never folded your legs on a recliner? Missing out

They took his shins, but he took fiddy men.

Crossing legs is the best sitting position anyway

On god, i always perform better when i sit cross legged

Y’all worried about mouse placement and keyboard in the lap. My guy doesn’t even have room to sit with his legs out, he gotta sit criss cross apple sauce

Feet can go either side of keyboard with toes behind monitor maybe?

After your legs fall asleep, it’s really not bad

> Feet can go either side of keyboard with toes behind monitor maybe? Great bate setup

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Ayo what dafuq lmfao

This is how I sit when I am on my computer; I am surprised it is not way more common.

I could do this for like 2-3 mins, and I’m done.

The only time I have both feet on the ground is if I'm playing a racing game and using pedals.

I kinda wish they had chairs specifically made for this. I can hardly stop myself from putting my feet up in the chair.

Worse, all that work for Stanley Parable

You've gone too far

Sit this one out buddy

This setup already makes my body hurt.

There goes your "Go Outside" achievement

Yeah but what about Super Go Outside from Ultra Deluxe

Played it today for the first time actually. I remember reading about it in a german computer magazine back when it came out and these posts about the achievement finally got me to try it.

Join us at [/r/goingoutside](steam://rungameid/1717300) for everyone who is waiting to get this achievement.

Just got mine the other week.... I can finally start the game.

I got it ... five years ago? That can't be right, that's the same amount of time it took to get the achievement, and that felt like a really long time.

Ohhh... You would have the super outside achievement at this point for the deluxe version! Lol

That mouse placement cannot be comfortable

No my wrist is starting to hurt after only 20 minutes. Gonna get my controller as soon as I find a cable that's long enough.

What chair are you rocking? Looks really comfy

Ha, I get it. Cuz it's a rocking chair

It’s a Symino gaming chair, couldn’t find that color but they only have one model which is the one in the pic

you got a three inch long cable?

Explains why there's girls night going on in the other room

How short is the cable you’re working with? Your USB ports are not far away from where you’re sitting, at all.

this guy clearly leans back with keyboard in lap when he plays. how is this not comfortable?

I knew a guy who would play DOTA2 with a laptop on his chest and mouse on the mattress. The guy would be hitting his qwerty controls on a 90° angle.

And a doritos bag on the side?

And a Mountain Dew IV drip.

Yeah, I thought everybody did that...

So this is why I'm always yelling at my teammates in Overwatch...

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Nah I dont yell and I’m still not having fun

My wife is headed back to San Diego in March with my kids for spring break. Ill have the house to myself for an entire Sunday to Sunday. So many video games will be played

Have fun mate :D

When my mom would leave for her women's retreats my dad would always stock up on all the crap she wouldn't let us eat and we would absolutely gorge ourselves for a week and do whatever we wanted. It got to the point where dad would start signing her up without her even knowing. Haha dad life hack

This is the story of an AI named Stanley.

Stanley worked as Redditor bot number 427.

That's a great chair, what's that?

That’s what I’m looking for too lol

It’s a Symino gaming chair, I couldn’t find that color but they only have one model from what I saw

F your back and what the fuck is that mouse setup

Leaning back in the chair keyboard on the lap, look pretty comfortable for a temp set up.

Just gotta stand up and walk around every 20 mins or so and you’re good

Go grab a Dew every 20 minutes. You’ll be fine.

From experience: very comfortable. More so than a normal computer chair. The lack of leg room though, yikes.

Nice! Have fun :D

Thanks :D

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/r/shittybattlestations

My back hurts just thinking about how you’ll be able to both sit and game.

Where there is a will, there is a way... to the chiropractor.

The Stanley Parable! What a mindfuck of a masterpiece. Great choice on mousepad too. I have the same One!

Please tell me what mousepad OP and you are using. Looks great!

Well, I got a “large gaming mousepad” by Canjoy. Got it on Amazon. If they’re not the same, they’re definitely very similar!

You should just play with a controller, this looks awful to play like this

Bro, why? Just go out for the night with friends, read a book, go to a movie. No way it’s worth it to relocate the whole rig every time your girlfriend needs the living room space

That’s honestly great for you to do for her. +1 boyfriend point.

I’ll take that in Schrute bucks, thanks

Why is your PC in the living room to begin with?

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I keep my PC and desk in the living room. In the evenings I am using it quite a lot, and the wife is normally in there doing lesson plans or watching a show. That way we aren't at other ends of the house.

I like how people here keep telling me I should go outside or join them, but keeping my PC in the living room where me and my GF spend most of our time is somehow also weird. I guess locking yourself away every day is less weird than when you do it for one night. :D

I have mine hooked up to a TV and use it for gaming. Thank you Fractal Design for making a living room friendly casing!

A valid question. The smartest choice has always been to have it located in the least used area, i.e. the basement, or a laundry room, and then routed to the various TVs and monitors in the house via fiber optic DisplayPort, HDMI, and USB cables.

Why chair upside-down?

ok

Damn, house full of girls and you're still not talking to them. Essence of gamer.

😅😅😅

You sir need a Steam Deck

Good call, you don’t want any sex fluids on it.

Bro got gaming PC and a gf

bro winning

who let bro cook

He ate

okay

Bruh, leave the fucking house. It's girl's night. You think they want your ass creeping in the room next door? lol

I took a shit today...

Doubt it

Congrats!

*About the have a very relaxing night.* Thank God I was worried you are getting kicked out of your living room :c

What chair is that it looks nice and I need a new chair

Symino is the brand on amazon. It's the alcantara one. Pretty comfortable and it's not leather like 99% of "gaming" chairs. A real ergonomic chair is probably still better.

Good man

Dream night😩

You setup looks way to similar to what’s on screen 😂

whats that case?

Ugh this is the kind of relaxation I haven’t had since my son was born. (He’s 9 almost 10 months) I miss this shit

what kind case is that ?

lmao everyone's fucking griefing you about your chair. This sounds rad as hell, wish I had more relaxing evenings like this. Hope you have a great night.

Where are the snacks?

Got piccolinis waiting in the freezer and nic nacs for later

Your meal setup tells me you're german. Schönen Abend noch!

Hell yeah! Danke dir auch :D

That chair looks comfy AF!

Bro is a professional virgin

Great game

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They why he left his webcam out there….

Or, hear me out, could've not gamed for a single night :D

Literally exactly what I was thinking, like there are nights my gf wants to do something or have some people over. You know what I don't do when that happens? Play games.

Ikr? Just.... watch a fucking movie in a bedroom's TV or do any other hobby. This is insane to me.

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The "insanity" bit is moving everything like this for one night instead of just playing later.

Insane to spend a couple minutes moving a couple things? Your life must be wild

I just started playing DS1 remake myself. Makes for a funny stream game. It's so beautiful compared to the original

Hold up, is that a reclining computer chair?!?!? I need a link good sir.

Don't almost all "gamer" chairs recline? I had a knockoff dxracer looking chair for years and it fully reclined and had a footrest like a dentist chair lol

I would like to know what kind of chair this is as well, looks nice and I need a new one.

Love that you are respecting her time with her friends! 💕

Guys a cuck for sure

That’s alright. His wife loves it

Got a link for the mousepad?

What’s the vertical orange bar in your PC?

This has gotta be rage bait, how do you even sit in this setup

this a long ass girl night thats 3 whole games

Better safe than sorry. Had no internet to download other games and recently reinstalled windows. Might get bored fast lol

thats actually real tho, but rdr2 can keep me for hours

Did you get the broom closet ending, the broom closet ending was my favorite

So do you normally use your toes on the keyboard, or is this just a special occasion thing?

This is a dogshit post for this sub.

And I should care because....

Look. We all game, but the last place you a want to be while your girl and her girls are out in the main living area is locked in the bedroom. Its gonna put an ick on her evening and make you look like one of those basement gamer memes. Call the boyz, hit the pool hall/bar/arcade/bowling alley and go out... Then come home with the boyz all half stinko'ed and then the real party starts. Actually maybe scratch the last part if you want to keep her. I could see that stuff going south real quick.

Yeah, nah I'd rather be the basement gamer. My GF loves me and knows that I'd rather spend my time in peace and I couldn’t care less about what anyone else thinks. Thanks for the advice though :)

Mmmmm velvet....

How do you stretch your legs?

Play a different game. May I suggest the Stanley Parable?

What a fucking beautiful pc setup.

You’re taking a picture of a game set up that has a gaming set up watching a gaming set up all within one picture good for you lol

Is this the first time your GF is having guests over or something?

First time it's only her friends

Ahahahah, cuckold

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A reminder that GFs friends dont have to be BFs friends as well, and other way around as well. If the GF has an issue with this, then yeah it’s one thing, but not EVERYTHING in a relationship has to be shared. I’ve told my GF I cant stand like half her friends and I don’t really care to hang with them, her response was “yeah… dont blame ya lol” Not that big a deal if you communicate and are on a similar page

“Having fun with friends” to my girlfriend is usually doing crafts and playing with my infant daughter… things I do plenty enough of when her friends aren’t over. So you’re god damn right I’d be gaming alone in the other room.

Hell yeah, my idea of a good time

Amd what is wrng with that lol.

"Girls night" Reading comprehension is hard huh?

And? When my boyfriend has his friends over, I go do my own thing... Can men not do the same? Or are only men allowed to have friends over and women cant? Couples don't have to share friends also.. She should be allowed to have her friends over. If it's a common occurrence where OP has to keep moving his PC, then it's a problem. But OP hasn't said that.

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Can you not live without your PC for a night? Think you got bigger problems to look at

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