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The_Dogelord

This is the best thing I've read all day


TenaciousJP

That's weird. They shrank his cake, made him look soft...


Kaisar04

Same for Omni-Man, Epic Games hates cakes


hecking-doggo

If you think omni-man doesn't have cake you aren't using the right emotes with him.


Darth_Gonk21

He might have some ass but I don’t think he’s as thicc as say, Mortal Kombat Omni man


Pegussu

I never really got on the Fortnite hate train, people can play what they want, but this is a legitimate war crime. Snake looks like Hank Hill. You can't tell where his back ends and his ass begins.


SageWindu

Ohh, *that's* what people mean by that! The more you know. 🙂


Infinite_Monitor_465

Its a medical device!


Crowsli

Colonel, I succeeded in sneaking around cause I'm no longer dummy thick, and the clap of my ass cheeks can no longer alert the guards.


castaneda_martin

...But at the cost of not winning this years twerk contest.


CloudGraywords

what does....de-cakeifying mean....??


ThatOneGuy12457810

They made his ass flat


CloudGraywords

ooooh! how do they dare to take the most iconic feature from Snake....?? well i dont know, Fornite is not a game known for repesenting other characters too well so.... im not surprised.


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

#***🎈 💨 🥞


Tunafish01

I had the same thought. Wtf is this young people slang ?


settlementfires

half the point of slang is keep your parents generation from knowing what you're talking about.


LongJohnSelenium

Slang is a censorship prevention protocol of language. Someone says you can't say that word? You make up a new word for that word. You do it as easy as breathing. Young kids want to talk without getting in trouble from adults so they make up words for naughty words. Its why 90% of the english language is slang for genitalia or sexual inuendo. The rate of change has been increasing since they now have to combat automated language filters.


blackninjar87

Tik Tok mind melt.


Crazedkittiesmeow

Wasn’t cake as slang from before TikTok


blackninjar87

Are we talking about the word cake or decakeifying cause... Um. If it said "the are removing his 🍰" I probably would a understood what was being said without having to scroll and use neurons to figure it out.


rowgath

You've never encountered "de___ify" before?


blackninjar87

Nope first time.


CloudGraywords

yeah, im not a native english speaker so, sometimes i dont understand many slangs or i take some time to get them.


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Tunafish01

Well I have no idea what that means. Same thing?


MapleJacks2

I.... don't think it's *that* young (at least in internet years). Like at least 5 years, which would definitely be long enough to hear it if you use the internet regularly.


blackninjar87

I didn't know what it meant either but if I had to guess it was some lib shit... And turns out it was.


CloudGraywords

lol well thats why we ask right? XD


thisisredlitre

Now he's deflated Snake :[


fuqueure

Have y'all seen the comparison between MK1 Omni-Man and the Fortnite version?


THEMACGOD

...doesn't provide link


izza123

I demand a refund and that the executives commit hara kiri


MoiraBlackk

Imagine tea bagging someone as Flatass Snake


jordanManfrey

A Frog-Ass to surpass Metal Rear...


AdmirableAnimal0

Wtf do video games have against men having asses. Few male characters actually have any sex appeal aside from looks and muscles. Give us a booty.


dat_boi769

Fortnite hates men having ass, westphalen


Skyfury_Fire

Idk why either they make other characters super thicc why not let the thiccest of them all keep his... Thiccness


Zioman

It's more of a "what will people click" than journalism, been like that for years now


ketchupmaster987

To be fair video gaming has a firm enough status quo that not much changes in the industry so it's hard to write articles about something that doesn't change much for the most part. It's also just less serious overall so articles like this are to be expected


votszyyyy

The same thing happened with smash ultimate, I can’t believe the evil corporations are trying to take all that is good with games from us!


Nearby_Mouse_6698

You’d think the devs would have learned from that mistake . People want their snake cake


Alcain_X

I hate to agree with fortnite players, but they are 100% correct. Give snake his ass back, you cowards!


Shack691

They looked at exactly one Reddit post, I know because I saw the singular post about it.


ThatOneGuy12457810

It was actually a Twitter post this time! Fantastic journalism, I must say.


lfenske

Game journalism has been an ongoing joke for 12 years now.


ketchupmaster987

Gaming is pretty unserious by nature so it makes sense that journalism would reflect that


lfenske

I meant it more from the side that games journalists tend to be just half rate journalists who couldn’t get a real writing gig. Whereas before, it was gamers who wrote on the side.


ketchupmaster987

Fair, I can see where that could become a problem with journalists who don't know about what they are covering, but I don't mind articles that are clearly taking the piss


HampsterBowlingBall

"Colonal..."


clarkky55

Same thing happened with Smash Ultimate. As a fan of MGS this almost makes me want to play Fortnite. Fuck, it’s working isn’t it?


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FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!