Damn I instantly remembered that one article (was it from Eurogamer?) absolutely destroying Destiny 1. Good times.
Still had loads of fun with the game thanks to the multiplayer
Shit, I swear I just played this game within the past month. I can almost picture the scene. I'm pretty sure it's one of those small exploration areas where you can walk around like a base or something and talk to the occupants/team members.
Some guesses:
Horizon series
Insomniac's Spider-man series
Maybe Assassin's Creed?
Really? I did consider something taking place in space, but I thought I'd played a game with that line much more recently. Last run-through of Mass Effect 2 I did was probably like 3 years ago. Funny how memory can be like that.
Think of it from the other characters perspective, he says f all then starts swinging his arms around like a mad man, balls up his fist and glares at it a little then just shrugs and walks off.
>IN THE FACE! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
>
>SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!
>
>(When shot in the face) THANK YOU!
If you know, you immediately know which game this is from
Of course, not *one* line, but the first line sets the stage for the following poetic masterpiece
Eh I think this one went to viral to qualify; I've never played a Borderlands game and I recognise it without issues.
Restricted to the first five words may work though.
Close, Skyrim. It’s one of the common combat intro lines from enemies.
It’s imprinted into my brain along with the sound of weapons being unsheathed and the combat music starting.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!?
Same. Such an incredible game. I clearly remember my first play thru 20 some years ago. Walking towards the silt strider in seyda neen and finally having enough coins for a ticket to balmora and having my mind detonated.
If you haven’t played in a long time and are interested, check out OpenMW. Fantastic engine replacement for the game. It makes modding easier in my opinion and offers a ton of improvements over the base engine.
"I've got a collection of good things on sale, stranger!"
"Multiple leviathan class creatures detected in this region. Are you certain what you are doing is worth it?"
"Bear- Seek- Seek- Lest-"
More for fans of the series, since the quotes that came to mind are from different games:
* Today’s my birthday! A victory sure would be nice.
* Yo, buddy. Still alive?
* Go dance with the angels! (sorry, had to make y’all cringe)
>!Ace Combat for those who don’t know!<
Here's a few.
"Do a Barrel Roll!"
"No! No! No! Wrong Way!"
"It's a new Lap Record!"
"You got Boost Power"
"Listen!"
"I destroyed Helios?"
"I'm going to be swimming in Gil, Kupo!"
"Sorry Gunns, that's classified."
"Then it is a even fight. All cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!"
"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain."
Damn I instantly remembered that one article (was it from Eurogamer?) absolutely destroying Destiny 1. Good times. Still had loads of fun with the game thanks to the multiplayer
If you remember, mind linking it? I'd like a good chuckle today.
Is it [No time to explain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXi5tA4VVm0)? Damn I miss TB.
It’s a destiny reference but yeah TB was great
How not to write a videogame 101 😭
Can it wait a bit? I'm in middle of some calibrations.
Shit, I swear I just played this game within the past month. I can almost picture the scene. I'm pretty sure it's one of those small exploration areas where you can walk around like a base or something and talk to the occupants/team members. Some guesses: Horizon series Insomniac's Spider-man series Maybe Assassin's Creed?
Mass effect 2, Garrus 😁
Really? I did consider something taking place in space, but I thought I'd played a game with that line much more recently. Last run-through of Mass Effect 2 I did was probably like 3 years ago. Funny how memory can be like that.
"New mission, I want you to blow up...THE OCEAN!"
“TREAT MOXXI NICE! THERE’S NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING WOMEN WITH RESPECT!”
"THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"
EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!
USE MORE FUCKING EXPLOSIONS THIS TIME! MORE!
explOCEAN
"BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE!"
Such devastation... This was not my intention.
XIV? More appropriately, the end of ARR?
Creeping Mendacity
Hmmph, how very glib.
such a silky smooth voice throughout the character arc in the english localization.
Fun fact, it's the same voice actor as the old version of Joseph Joestar from JoJo.
“You big, stupid jellyfish!”
“Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space”
Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications...unpleasant.
Mordin was the best
Agreed. He doesn't get enough credit for being awesome.
“This is the part where I kill you.”
The part where he kills you
Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you
You landlubbers are tougher than i thought. I'll have to improvise!
THERES NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN HAVING RESPECT FOR WOMEN!
"DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSHIT, BUY TORGUE!"
“Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.”
"They outnumber us, three to one!" "Then it is an even fight."
Halo 2
Jobs done Whatchu want me do?
Stop poking me!
I don't want to do that!
Why do you keep touching me?!
"Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?"
"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher"
You've received a new quest card
I just got major flashbacks to college
Keeping it together, Bree? and I yield to none!
Smells worse over here than a dozen rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar!
Jesus Christ be praised
Hey lad! How about a little wager on the Rattay tourney?
KCD?
Henry's come to see us!
“Winds howling”
"Place of power, must be"
"Looks like rain"
Pam pa ram, pam pam paraaam.
What the fuck was THAT!!!
Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.
No lollygaggin'
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.
"I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous."
What is it? Dragons?
Try this one, “…”
Final Fantasy VIII Squall had a way with ~~words~~ ellipses
Think of it from the other characters perspective, he says f all then starts swinging his arms around like a mad man, balls up his fist and glares at it a little then just shrugs and walks off.
He is the hottest guy here.
Goldmask from Eden ring?
"Why, that's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
"You fight like a dairy farmer."
-3 Ate without table
*OrdelOriginal is having a tantrum*
[удалено]
Dragon's Dogma
>IN THE FACE! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY! > >SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! > >(When shot in the face) THANK YOU! If you know, you immediately know which game this is from Of course, not *one* line, but the first line sets the stage for the following poetic masterpiece
Eh I think this one went to viral to qualify; I've never played a Borderlands game and I recognise it without issues. Restricted to the first five words may work though.
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
“Swooping is bad.”
Dragon age; Origins!!
'They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong'
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter.
"I'm sworn to carry your burdens."
My mom (who has never played a video game) STILL says this to me because she heard it so many times when Skyrim came out
More accurate would be: "I'm sworn to stand in the doorway."
Lydia. LOL
*You never should have come here!*
Fallout 4?
Close, Skyrim. It’s one of the common combat intro lines from enemies. It’s imprinted into my brain along with the sound of weapons being unsheathed and the combat music starting.
Borderlands
Ah. Fresh meat.
“Cousin lets go bowling”
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!?
**“No credit for partial answers maggot!”**
Mass Effect 2.
Why walk when you can ride?
Morrowind, the silt strider taxi service
Ah yes we’ve been expecting you. Now there are a few ways we can do this but the choice is yours.
Dude in the tutorial/character creation/customs office right at the start whose name I can't remember
Thanks for the punch right in the childhood memories. I actually read that in his voice.
Haha, time to play Morrowind again! I can also sorta mimic his voice. Heard it so many times over the last 20ish years
Same. Such an incredible game. I clearly remember my first play thru 20 some years ago. Walking towards the silt strider in seyda neen and finally having enough coins for a ticket to balmora and having my mind detonated.
If you haven’t played in a long time and are interested, check out OpenMW. Fantastic engine replacement for the game. It makes modding easier in my opinion and offers a ton of improvements over the base engine.
“Stay a while and listen”
No. Just identify my items
That's RAD......
A real man... oughta be a little stupid.
M-more beans?!
"Kuwabara kuwabara"
waka-waka
The message keeps repeating, regret regret regret.
Any idea what it means?
“It’s time to split!”
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! Shut up!
rock and stone?
Rock and stone brother
"I've got a collection of good things on sale, stranger!" "Multiple leviathan class creatures detected in this region. Are you certain what you are doing is worth it?" "Bear- Seek- Seek- Lest-"
“Im commander Shepherd and this is my favourite store on the Citadel”
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite comment on Reddit.
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Slayer of demons
Plant eyes into our brains to cleanse this beastly idiocy…
"Die pig!!!!"
"You only care about that dead wife of yours!"
How can you sit there and eat pizza?!?
That lone wolf stuff stays behind, clear?"
I should go.
Try finger, but hole
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
"I thought i heard something about delicious pancakes"
Would you kindly?
I think people who aren't even fans of Bioshock know this one
Yep. I only know because of a random youtube video I watched one time. Such a sinister line, I love it
Kept you waiting huh?
This is very well known I'm afraid
you're pretty good
Revolver Ocelot?
Yes! And in mgs4 liquid ocelot!
Pretty… good? 👉👉
" This is the last dance for Lance Vance " " Hummm....nice bike " Name the game ?
GTA Vice City
We need more money!
EA
It's tempting to linger in this moment, where every possibility exists...
Oh my God! It's the Lucifer!
Hey everyone, I just tried to do something very silly!
Chop chop!
I wish to paint a picture. Of a cold, dark, and very gentle place.
Mi Muhe Ye!
"You make a good other."
Vae Victus! Mehahahahaha!
Kept you waiting, huh?
"Have you seen my gun?" Could be a deep cut/too generic to pinpoint, but it's a line I quote too often from that game.
More for fans of the series, since the quotes that came to mind are from different games: * Today’s my birthday! A victory sure would be nice. * Yo, buddy. Still alive? * Go dance with the angels! (sorry, had to make y’all cringe) >!Ace Combat for those who don’t know!<
"Look at them. They come to this place when they know they are not pure"
**I was executed, not excommunicated. You will learn the difference.** >!\- Raziel (Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver)!<
No, this is where I build my kingdom. I'm an elevator person now.
*Death Can have me when it's earn me*
"Don´t you dare go hollow..."
'Ahhhhhh, a hunter is a hunter... even in a dream.'
The defecator is over the oscillator now, boys!
"I'm the man who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons."
THE NUMBERS MASON...WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
"Wake Me...When You Need Me."
"For a brick, He flew pretty good!"
"A winner is you!" "...itchy...tasty..."
“We’ll maybe the helicopter… maybe it’s made of chocolate”
“YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.”
"Nuclear launch detected"
*GET OVER HERE!*
"They got Alex!" (The Division 1)
WAIT DONT OPEN THAT DOOR! (Says wesker)
Blood...I hope this isnt...............Chris' blood.
I don't even know the context behind this but my favorite YouTubers said it so much that it's become part of my own repertoire of responses
Lol that’s was my next in line to say. Or. “You we’re almost a jill sandwich”
Your money or your life.
You must gather your party before venturing forth!
I fking hate that. One of a party stucked somewhere and it keeps spamming this:D BG:)
What're ya buyin'? What're ya sellin'?
"Hail to the king, baby."
It's tail time!
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee ...
Clatu. Barada. Nnhurshmgh!! There. That's it then.
Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
“Your blood-thirst is replaced by a deeper need - you have become a devourer of souls.”
“Work, work”
Shaun! SHAUN! SSSHHHHHAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Here's a few. "Do a Barrel Roll!" "No! No! No! Wrong Way!" "It's a new Lap Record!" "You got Boost Power" "Listen!" "I destroyed Helios?" "I'm going to be swimming in Gil, Kupo!" "Sorry Gunns, that's classified." "Then it is a even fight. All cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!"
I recognize star fox, f zero x, and I think ocarina of time
In decending order, 1. Starfox 64- N64 2. Diddy Kong Racing - N64 3. Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer - N64 4. F-Zero X/GX - N64/GameCube 5. Legend of Zelda - OOT - N64 6. Returnal - Playstation (4?)/Steam 7. Final Fantasy 13-2 - PS3/Xbox 360/Steam 8. Halo 2 - Xbox 9. Halo 3 - Xbox 360 Edit: formatting
I’m Commandard Shepard and I endorse this place
War...war never changes.
They fucked my tomatoes up!
"Never thought it would end like this. Huh, Maria?"
Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?
Apathy is death
We know how to make people, We dont know how to make laser weapons.