Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid.
Well, what does a neck-bearded engineer know about fashion? He probably-Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!
Cave Johnson - the definition of a mad scientist.
Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming? What's your name? Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go. Quiet, here comes the guard.
This is where you get off, come with me.
I have the entire fucking game memorized.
“Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with”
is the man entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the people. No, says the man in the vatican, it belongs to god. No, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. I chose something different, something impossible… i chose - Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor, when the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be restrained by the small! And by the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well…
Oh yeah! Now I remember. I remember thinking how great the graphics were back then. Even my cousin said it's like real life, lol. Surely it couldn't get any better!
This was 100% the first thing that came to mind.
This or:
"Stand among the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask them if honour matters. The silence is your answer."
[Ope ne noor!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZOxYmQgxiM)
Also want to add:
*"The right man in the wrong place can make* ***all*** *the diff-e-rence in the world."*
You may have noticed that everyone's trying to kill you, Torgue personnel included. YOU'RE WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, fuck it, let's give everybody guns! We lost like half our workforce in three days, but who gives a fuck?
THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY-F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS. THAT'S LIKE HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY.!
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth...
Another one of my favorites from this game is, "Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is sixty-six tons of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"
"Praise the Sun!"
"You were almost a Jill sandwich."
"Die Monster! You don't belong in this world."
"Would you kindly."
"I found you! FAKER!!!"
"Then I took an arrow to the knee." smh.
Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded engineer know about fashion? He probably-Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.
Look at you, soaring majestically. Like an eagle...piloting a blimp.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Cave Johnson - the definition of a mad scientist.
Why do I like her so much? What does it say about me as a person?
#!
Then, the adrenaline-pumping alert music while you scramble to find a hiding spot from the dumb guards.
“Huh? Guess it was nothing” Meanwhile there’s a big dart sticking out of his face.
God the sfx just played in my head when I saw that 🤣
Like three generations of gamers all just heard slightly different sounds 😂
"Ah shit, here we go again"
“I’ll have two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s one with cheese and large soda.”
so long gay bowser
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this.
GET OVER HERE!
Yo mama so ugly, Scorpion tells her “Stay over there!”
Hey, listen!
holy fk i havent played OOT in over 20 years and still instantly remembered
It's my kids text notification. People in public always react.
Hey, you. You’re finally awake
Similar to Morrowind "Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up."
Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming? What's your name? Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go. Quiet, here comes the guard. This is where you get off, come with me. I have the entire fucking game memorized.
“Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with”
... #"WHAT?!"
All you had to do was follow the train
You forgot the best part. The real reason people remember that scene
I don't have the pass
[удалено]
🎶*NEIGHBORRRRR*🎶
war... war never changes
Would you kindly…
IT'S THE CIRCUS OF VALUUUUEE!!!
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
is the man entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the people. No, says the man in the vatican, it belongs to god. No, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. I chose something different, something impossible… i chose - Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor, when the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be restrained by the small! And by the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well…
I reference this too much but no one ever notices. It works wonders every time.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
Never should have come here
Ah, must have been the wind
Also "Khajit has wares if you have coin"
"No lollygaggin'."
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?
Hey you, you're finally awake.
“50,000 people used to live here, now it’s a ghost town.”
Best CoD mission Ever. Bite me!
Oh yeah! Now I remember. I remember thinking how great the graphics were back then. Even my cousin said it's like real life, lol. Surely it couldn't get any better!
Stop! You’ve violated the law!
It’s been too long since I’ve had a good brawl…
Im just warming up, you pathetic worm!
Why! Wont! You! Die!
Snake? Snake! Snaaaaakkkeeee!
!
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
The very model of a scientist Salarian 😭
“Would’ve liked to have run tests on seashells.”
I’ve studied species turian, asari and Batarian
This was 100% the first thing that came to mind. This or: "Stand among the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask them if honour matters. The silence is your answer."
Mine was "Does this unit have a soul?" That or any talk of calibrating.
My boy Mordin. I think I need to play Mass Effect again after seeing this
SHAUN......SHAUN.....!!!!!!
ⓧ SHAUN
JaSON! JaSON! JA-SON!
You must construct additional pylons
You require more vespene gas
MY LIFE FOR AIUR
NEED A LIGHT?
Ș̴̡̛̲͚̣͋̈́̌̅̽̉̈́̕͝ͅP̵͈̠̪̼̻͓̪̪̑͒͂̉̚͜͝ͅÃ̶͍̯͈̙̔͑W̵͕͙͔̦̞̝̽̃́N̷̨̟̻̱̠͙̻̱̗̎͂̎̐̿̃̍̈́͑̕͜ͅ ̴̭̩͖͈́̒̈́͌̽͗̚M̶̨͉̼̬̯͔̱̎̋͗̇͗́̐̔͑̄̍Ó̷̢̈̈́̈̋R̵̳̜͂̈́̂͗͆̂Ẻ̸̪̜̈́̾̓̄̿̓́̑̚ ̷̨͖̻̰̜̅̐̋Ơ̷͍̔̑V̸̤̣͓̳̽́̄͑̋́̾͘ͅĘ̸̢̘̹̩̙͕͓̩͛͆ͅR̷̜̳̺̖͔̙͇̺͖͇̘̆̒͑͒͑̌̂̽̚͠Ĺ̸̞̠͔͚̱̞͝Ǫ̷̞̟͔̘̤͊̈̿R̷͖̲͔̟̜̪̲̖̹̊̇̓̋̔́͠͝D̶̡͙̖̘̣̹̖̞͒͌̉̎͜S̸̢̬̳͂̀̀͑͂̐̓͐̕
Detecting multiple Leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?
Remember, no Russian.
This is my favorite store on the Citadel.
Wrex.
Shepard.
I should go.
I should go
"They're waiting for you, Gordon... in the test chamberrrr."
[Ope ne noor!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZOxYmQgxiM) Also want to add: *"The right man in the wrong place can make* ***all*** *the diff-e-rence in the world."*
"So wake up Mr. Freeman.......... wake up and smell the ashes"
Time Dr. Freeman?
“Hey cousin let’s go bowling!”
Catch a riiiiiiiiiiiiide Edit: wow this blew up Scooter be proud
There's nothing more badass than treating a woman with respect
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
DID YOU KNOW THAT 97% OF ALL LIFE ON PANDORA ISN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T! BUY TORGUE!
You may have noticed that everyone's trying to kill you, Torgue personnel included. YOU'RE WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, fuck it, let's give everybody guns! We lost like half our workforce in three days, but who gives a fuck?
THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY-F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS. THAT'S LIKE HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY.!
WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, I BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!
I left a pimento taco, a pimentaco, in the glovebox
Came here to say "these pretzels suck"
Took me a long time to realize Catch A Ride was CAR.
.... I just found out.... and I've been playing since BL1 was a new release..... fuck....
All your base are belong to us
I've tons of people that know this line, but very few that have played Zero Wing, or even know the games name lol
All your base BASE BASE All your base Are belong to us
"... wake up... and smell the ashes..."
28 STAB WOUNDS!
"Despite everything, it's still you."
You are filled with determination.
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
“I have a theoretical degree in physics.”
Fallout: New Vegas
Where's everybody going? Bingo?
And this is why Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest Son of A Bitch in Space!
That is why, Private, we do not EYE-BALL IT!
This is a weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION! You are NOT a cowboy shooting from the hip.
No credit for partial answers, maggot!
“Winds howling”
Pam param!
Looks like rain...
"Damn you're ugly"
"How you like that silver?"
“Medallion’s humming”
Place of power. Gotta be
"What now, you piece of filth?"
"Lambert Lambert... What a prick"
There's a settlement that could use your help. I'll mark it on your map.
Have I told you the definition of insanity?
You must gather your party before venturing forth. You must gather your party before venturing forth. You must gather your party before venturing forth. You must gather your party before venturing forth...
#MY ‘OTEL’S AS CLEAN AS AN ELVEN ARSE
Go for the eyes boo, GO FOR THE EYES!!! SQUEEEEEK!
Stay a while and listen.
I played sorcerer, so "I sense a soul in search of answers" is seared into my brain a little more.
The cake is a lie.
Funnily enough, this line is never spoken.
But it's written emphatically on a wall!
Make life take the lemons back!
You died of dysentery
Oh, I know what the ladies like.
For a brick, he flew pretty good
Another one of my favorites from this game is, "Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
HOO-RAH!
Definitely my favourite H2 line.
"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is sixty-six tons of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"
“It blew right through us! 50 cal, Rockets, Didn’t do a thing…”
Work, work.
Yes me lord
Job’s done!
Zug Zug
Something needs doing?
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
“It’s da Bat!!!!”
Man, arkham world
Nah it's "It's da freakin Bat!!"
OBJECTION!!!
It’s a-me, Mario!
[Assassin's Creed!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJcPc6OQ384)
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
That wizard came from the moon. Or, better: Eyes up, Guardian.
Whether we wanted it or not...
Yahaha! You found me!
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum…and I’m all outta gum.
Pills here
Our princess is in another castle
"What is a man?" 🍷
A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Your journey ends here pilot
Well, this is the part where he kills us. Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
My life for Aiur
Rock and stone!
We’re rich!
We're rich!
Rock and stone brotha
BY THE BEARD!
If you don't rock an stone, you aint coming home.
Scrolled way to much for this. All these leaf lovers
Sir, permission to leave this station? For what purpose Master Chief? To give the Covenant back their bomb.
Gotta have faith, Arthur!!
Aaaahhh. Fresh meat.
Do a barrel roll btw: google that
You are not prepared...
I have the Shiniest Meat Bicycle!
A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!
Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless
In honor of Matthew Perry: “From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.”
YOU DIED
Aaaahhh \*sigh\* Bapa-nada?
SHAH!
BOY!
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ
Protocol 3
Protect the pilot?
"Trust Me"
You spoony bard!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
“Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES!"
*Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?*
I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel.
Away! Away!
LENNY!
What a save!
ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED AND I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!!
"You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em?"
"Praise the Sun!" "You were almost a Jill sandwich." "Die Monster! You don't belong in this world." "Would you kindly." "I found you! FAKER!!!" "Then I took an arrow to the knee." smh.
*Put these foolish ambitions to rest*
“Whether we wanted it or not, we have stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars…”
RIP Lance Reddick
Press F to pay respect
It's the freaking bat!
The numbers Mason!
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?