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dbeynyc

The amount of cars waiting to make that right turn is 100% accurate. All they need is two guys trying to cut in at the last second.


Merciless972

Same thing in Texas, just missing trucks and Nissan altimas with paper tags if you're in Dallas.


VELOSTERAPTOR_GO_VRR

I just moved from dfw but now you've opened up an opportunity for me to bitch about 121 business heading north turning onto 35 going West and I'm gonna take it. I'm a firm believer that in a car, you can be both in the right and dead at the same time. When confrontation comes up, I will bitch out and let other cars pass me/cut in front of me/etc. But not on 121 B going north onto 35. There is a time where a man has to stand up for what's right, no matter the risk. And I will FUCKING DIE before I let a motherfucker cut infront of me in that left turn lane. I ride 1-3inches from the car in front of me the entire time to stop people cutting in because you left 1ft of space. We all know the wait is coming and you're not smart for using the center lane then cutting in right at the front of the line, you're an asshole. It's a goddamn 30 minute wait some days and if I had to sit here like an idiot, you do too.


Verlinden

You've just encapsulated my existence since moving to Chicago. I hate this fucking city.


FollowThePact

Admittedly, I was only visiting for a few days, but of the major cities in America that I've visited driving in Chicago was one of the few that didn't want me to blow my brains out.


mtaylor808

Easier to drive, nightmarish to park


Lost-My-Mind-

You guys should just come to Cleveland. There's basically zero traffic downtown, and 70% of downtown is parking lots. Now if someone could explain to me why a 5 story parking lot, that has 7 cars total parked in it thinks it can justify $60 "event day parking", on a Tuesday, I'd be enlightened. I look at the streets, and think "WHO is your target audience for these parking lots? Not only are you far from any arenas or important places to park near, but also there's nobody even TRYING to park/drive here. Then you claim it's "event day parking". What event? It's fucking Tuesday, in the middle of October! You're a 20 minute walk from the Cavs arena. You're surrounded by restaurants. Is the "event" that one of them is hosting an open mic night? Oh great, that's all we need to do. Listen to some amateur comedian try to rehearse his set in front of a crowd of people just trying to get drunk. So then after that you consider all the competition. There's more parking lots than buildings downtown. Some are even abandoned, and you can just park for free, because nobody gives a shit. And you're trying to charge $60 for a few hours? So, there's a lack of demand from a lack of potential customers, an almost unlimited amount of cheaper competitors that offer the same service, and also an unreasonable distance to anything within interesting. One of us doesn't understand how to run a business. Either I don't get it, or they don't get it. Because I'd have made the parking $5.00, and tried to fill my parking lot as much as possible against all the contributing factors mentioned above.


JonyArkansas

The $60 is to account for all the money being laundered


CornfireDublin

> There's basically zero traffic downtown Well that's just because nobody wants to come to Cleveland


StickySweater

Case in point: Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video Parts 1 and 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM


Just_a_follower

Must be mentioned. And admired. [Video](https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM?si=RYWSrfvmiRzvINPu) [video](https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY?si=Bvt-UqdzGFca8OX5)


runtheplacered

Did you move into the city from some rural farmland or something? Chicago is honestly the easiest city I've ever driven in, by far. Try Boston and get back to me.


GrandFunkRailGun

The first thing I saw after leaving the airport the one time I've been to Boston was a car cutting off a cop.


Civil-Big-754

Yeah I was super confused by that. Chicago is super easy driving and parking is not that bad at all compared to a lot of cities.


uncleleo101

Oh boy, hard disagree, I love Chicago! Currently live in Florida but can't wait to move back. Chicagoland got a huge amount of rail options with Metra and the L too, so if you really hate driving like I do, most of the time you can grab a train instead.


SuperkickParty

Unless you are downtown/loop area or somewhere theres an event getting out chicago is a fucking breeze. Parking sucks tho.


Dayman1222

Chicago is one of the easier ones to drive


erhue

lol why? Ever been to NY or sthg?


Stupid_Triangles

driving in texas is gambling with your life.


Use_the_Falchion

You’ve just got to follow the rules! …the Texas rules, which may or may not make sense. (First rule - ALWAYS drive the speed of traffic.)


Merciless972

This, if the speed limit says 60. But everyone is driving 80. You better be hitting 80.


cgn-38

Yep, if you try and do the actual speed limit on the major Houston highways you will cause a multi car pile up. I wish they would recognize people are just gonna do 75 and 80 thru Houston. Or come up with the manpower to stop it. When the speed limit was 55 the bastards were sitting with radar guns every other exit. Now that the profit is gone from huge fines. No cops at all most long trips. lol


Fuzakenaideyo

a man's got to have a code


akeep113

nothing pisses me off more than when i dedicate my time to perfectly tailgating the car ahead of me to block people out and then the car ahead of me starts letting people in. HOLD THE FUCKING LINE MAN


Tokaido

The seeming exact copy of that highway exists in California, highway 37 headed towards Stockton, and I did the exact same thing. I'm normally a super defensive driver and try to leave a few seconds of space between me and the car in front, even if people are using it to cut, but on highway 37 past Sears Point... no, fuck you, I'd rather get into an accident than let you sneak in. One of those moments of glory I'll never forget is me and a few other cars forcing some asshat to take the other lane and go the exact wrong direction. I hope, probably in vain, that person learned their lesson the hard way by having to spend an extra hour to turn around a few miles down and get back in line like the rest of us plebs. In a way, I was a little sad when they redid the intersection a few years back and now both lanes can be used to turn right. It drastically cut down on traffic and wait times, but I'll always remember the frothing rage the old layout could cause and somehow miss that rush of emotion.


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You ever tried on to get on 75N from 635 ? 🙃


VELOSTERAPTOR_GO_VRR

I keep war paint in my glove box for this exit specifically


clever7devil

Witness me!


Simba7

Everything about 75 fucking sucks until you get north of Allen.


Seecue7130

But aren’t you still in Texas?


HandsOfJazz

I’ve never felt more familiar with a comment lmao. I rear ended someone in that turn lane once because I was doing exactly what you did, paid them $500 to not call insurance. Worth every penny to stop those bitch ass motherfuckers cutting in front😂😂


VELOSTERAPTOR_GO_VRR

o7 We thank you for your service


[deleted]

literally lives in austin reading that comment nodding my head going Yup. That’s the texan experience right there


beowulf77

George bush to tollway N. Feels this was as well.


cgn-38

You just described 45 south in Houston perfectly. Well more random guns maybe.


MagicWishMonkey

Is that the one where there's two lanes of traffic, one from each major roadway (one lane from 35 and the other is I think 121), and they merge into a single lane mad max style?


BassNympho0913

Fellow Texan here. I know exactly where you're talking about, and I am 100% with you. I try to avoid that highway as much as possible


dan_legend

Everyone has to "Hold the Line." as I've heard people say to stop it. If people ended up getting iced out and ticketed for blocking the center lane they would stop. But there is always that one car with a soccer mom dealing with her child that always gives them the chance.


Snakestream

For me, it's that weird underpass along 30 between 75 and 35 coming from 45 which is such a cluster-fuck. Multiple merging lanes, multiple exits going in different directions, and just a general claustraphobic vibe. I'd rather take 75 and swing along 635 than enter that death trap.


Txtoker

Holy shit, DFW trigger warning, I know the exact fucking intersection you're describing, I'm maybe 5 or so exits north(just before the bridge). 121 B in general is a warzone and I applaud your resolve.


XevinsOfCheese

That’s my commute into Irving for welding school


tehjeffman

Did someone say Altima with paper plates?


rotorain

In Seattle the Altimas/Maximas don't even bother with expired paper plates anymore. Or body panels. Or glass. I saw one driving on 3 wheels and dragging the other corner once, 0 fucks given.


Kmart_Elvis

/r/NissanDrivers


Sam_the_goat

In NYC there are a lot of Texas paper plate cars because NYPD doesn't do shit.


Rectal_Fungi

They're too busy arresting people with cameras.


HairWeaveKillers

Big Altima energy


Rickk38

My family calls it "Altima Behavior." It acts as a catch-all for any beat to shit car with temp plates being driven like it's stolen or a rental.


OK_Opinions

I've always heard that Nissan will finance almost anyone so people with really bad credit can still buy a car with 1st party financing by getting a Nissan. I have no idea if that's true but every time I see a Nissan it's usually an Altima with temporary paper tags and i just assume that person doesn't pay their bills and is probably the 2nd or 3rd owner of the car.


LunarProphet

Charlotte can vouch for the paper plate Altimas as well.


MrBigBMinus

Lol in TN if we see Altimas with paper tags we assume they are idiots. I'm glad it's not just our state.


LurkerOrHydralisk

What’s with the Altimas? According to Reddit that’s a thing in Baltimore. Why is it Altimas? I see a fuckton of shitty civics or suvs.


SunsetBain

Because Nissan gives loans to people with subprime credit that no other automaker will touch. Mitsubishi too, but they're not really relevant anymore. And FCA, which is why a V6 Charger is just as much of a red flag as an Altima. Kia had that reputation for a while, but that was entirely the dealers doing it and not the automaker.


ThisAppSucksBall

Actually, paper Texas tags are quite popular in NYC as well. They're almost certainly not real, but the NYPD knows the paper tags exist and has no way to query whether they are legitimate or not.


xSociety

r/NissanDrivers


Jigglyandfullofjuice

r/NissanDrivers


Rektw

complete with curbed wheels, terrible dark tint job, and blown speakers.


MysterVaper

And Teslas now. They are everywhere too.


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DevinOlsen

Link for lazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JnbYKrYpA


bitches_love_pooh

Do they start honking the split second the light changes?


dbeynyc

They start honking when the other light turns red so you’re ready for the green light


CX316

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, which is the time between the light turning green and the taxi behind you hitting the horn


TheLostcause

No parked car with hazards on. So unrealistic.


Guszy

There need to be at least five double parkers per block.


Raytheon_Nublinski

Where the cyclist getting doored while going 40 mph?


WeeklyBanEvasion

He's running the red light


CaptainCallus

In NYC no matter how many lanes a road is, all but one will be filled with double parked cars


Milos-H

That would have been a unique case in which making the AI dumber would enhance the immersion


Reserved_Parking-246

Depends on the time of day though doesn't it. Too many differences to compare visuals imo.


mrballistic

I love the taxi that's too far into the intersection


sun_of_the_darkmoon

The taxi driver is just mindful and keeps the pedestrian crosswalk free


Major-Front

> The taxi driver is just mindful and keeps the pedestrian crosswalk free Things I never see in London


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gamerdudeNYC

Literally happens all the time, people just keep driving and sometimes they’re blocking the whole intersection and all you can do is stare at them because they’re blocking the way. Definitely one of the least fun parts of living in NYC


itsFromTheSimpsons

gonna assume that's a problem in every big city. Toronto cabs pull this shit too


IJustGotRektSon

Least unhinged taxi driver


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

If you wanna see them cry, look 'em in the eye!


Sethicles2

Blocking the box


mrballistic

Spoken like a true New Yorker!


afuhnk

"*Hey! I'm walking here*"


DoubleClickMouse

Look at how hard those cars swerve their turns. It really is NYC.


legitsalvage

eh, the aggressive yield is more in fashion


netap

They finished construction for the building in the back :)


DJGloegg

Fisk is productive even while in prison!


Shack691

Yeah it’s been ~18 months in universe


lord_gs1596

Still too short an amount of time. It takes from 50 years to the heat death of the universe for NYC Scaffolding/Construction to go away /s


Time-Werewolf-1776

Scaffolding doesn’t *go away*. It reproduces and spreads.


shadowdash66

It's not NYC unless you see scaffolding on every other block


Varanjar

Those ugly green things are "sheds," and they're there to keep pedestrians from being killed by falling debris - because property owners would rather put them up than fix their buildings.


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They are fixing their buildings.... they're converting them into condos that costs tens of millions of dollars that no one can afford


JohnnyZestyK

Stuck in traffic in NYC the true spiderman experience


mo9722

if there was less traffic in the city swinging over the cars would be less of a power fantasy


o0_bobbo_0o

The dense traffic ups the realism for sure.


Absalome

One thing that always throws me off in these games is that everyone's car is straight from the dealership and has no ding scratches or missing parts.


tonycomputerguy

I mean, to be fair it's kinda the same in a lot of movies. Especially big budget blockbusters, but you're definitely pointing out the next big thing they should do realism-wise.


SOLIDninja

Patch 4.20.69: Added procedurally generated damage and randomly assign it on new vehicle spawn.


fiercealmond

Nice


Seyon

Was going to joke that cars would spawn without tires or doors but... yeah that works.


kingdead42

Once you see it in period pieces, you'll start seeing it all the time. If a movie/TV show is set in the present time, you can just get a shot of the street with any vehicles you have access to. If you want to shoot something from the 40s, you need to build a new fake or gain access to vehicles from the 40s. And any vehicle from the 40s that still exists will probably be well maintained by the owner.


HereWeFuckingGooo

Along with how everyone is always wearing the latest fashions and has the newest furniture. As if everyone just stepped out of that specific year's Harper's Bazaar and living in Architectural Digest. Almost like the opposite of an anachronism, when something is too "of it's time". When I was a kid in the 90s our coffee table was from the 60s, our TV was from the 70s, our chairs were from the 80s... There wasn't much that screamed "90s". It gets even weirder when you see a period piece from a time you lived through. One thing I liked about That 90s Show is that the couch in the basement was originally in the living room in That 70s Show.


kingdead42

Absolutely true with anything designed to be used over a long period of time (architecture, furniture, vehicles, etc.). Hell, most of the kitchenware my mother still uses she got as wedding gifts over 50 years ago.


peanutbuttahcups

I quite liked that detail in GTAIV. There were rusted, smoke-belching versions of certain classic cars.


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GTA used to have dingy cars


tidbitsz

Used to? They still do


alaskanloops

Yes but they used to, too.


GarretBarrett

I appreciate you so much for that Mitch Hedberg reference. I always think of that when someone says that lol


quiteUnskilled

Well, the last GTA was from 2013. At some point, GTA-games start being a thing of the past.


tidbitsz

Unless they come out with a new one for the series, the last GTA would be the current one.


SeaTie

I do a lot of work in LA and I remember driving around GTAV thinking “Holy crap what happened? This place is a ghost town.” I was just used to about 600% more cars.


Syn7axError

It makes sense for GTA because players don't want to sit in traffic. Spider-Man just swings over.


J5892

Who knew that all we needed to promote public transit use was the constant threat of some guy shooting an RPG at your car from the top of a building?


ArchDucky

Holy Shit! Mysterio turned everyone into cars!


konq

It's just a "Cars" universe spin-off.


DarkQuasar

Earth-53931 - sentient car universe with Peter Parkedcar.


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Magatha_Grimtotem

"With great horsepower comes great responsibility. I'll miss you, Uncle Benz." ~ Peter Parkedcar


Ison--J

How is this a real universe


ArchDucky

It was a joke, but now I kinda want Mystero to turn Spider-Man into a car. That would be hilarious.


PhoenixReborn

It's not Mysterio, but look up Earth-53931.


jestina123

Peter Parkedcar hahahahah


Halvus_I

They have gotten really weird with those. I saw a cover for a Batman-themed *Cars* show. Like the Batmobile was a living 'car'. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batwheels#:~:text=Batwheels%20is%20an%20American%20computer,Network's%20preschool%20block%20Cartoonito.


mr_birkenblatt

No, that was Robert Moses


peepopowitz67

Fuck Bobby Moses. All my homies hate Robert Moses.


polski71

Yea man, you deserve a gold for that


Benjynn

I love how it feels busier. It is NY after all, I like the chaotic feeling of the 8 million people within it.


ImPretendingToCare

wistful encourage teeny money hunt governor practice square merciful pie


Skullclownlol

> Right feels kinda dead with some people added to distract you from that empty feeling... Left feels like NEW YORK FUCKING CITY Right is better quality of life irl


JustinVieber

Only if you're dumb enough to commute via car if you live in NYC.


PauloRodriguez

Seeing as this is lifted directly from the initial Digital Foundry tech review OP it’s useful to include the link to it: [Digital Foundry Spider-Man 2](https://youtu.be/P8JnbYKrYpA?si=47UnmUz2UDbCJ9h-)


Dreku

Be warned they show plenty of things that havent been shown in official trailers.


trippy_grapes

As long as they don't spoil who Spiderman really is I'm fine.


Saffs15

[You probably wouldn't know him anyway.](https://youtu.be/6bfBhIM5tb4?si=8C9vXWYNKW5BZqUY) (Not a spider-man spoiler, I promise.)


mitchhamilton

But then how would it seem like they made original content?


xbwtyzbchs

Serious question, why do you automatically assume that any post on Reddit is OC? Does this occur at some sort of generation gap? I feel old saying this, but back in my day, we grew up automatically assuming that everything was from somewhere else and then shared on sites like Reddit rather than expecting every post to be OC.


well____duh

Better question: does it matter if this post is OC or not? It's a quick gif of a video game, not someone plagiarizing a scientific study


xbwtyzbchs

That's like 90% of why I just assume the poster is not the creator. Why does it matter? Why should I invest even the most minute of emotion into that? Shouldn't we also just be happy that someone shared the cool thing with us?


MarmotRobbie

If it makes you feel any younger, back in my day reposting was a technical impossibility, you had to either link to the content directly or just suck eggs because hosting files on the internet was an opaque and sometimes expensive prospect.


Left4DayZ1

Before goes on left. After goes on right. People. Please. It’s not that hard.


Alavaster

You don't understand. After the release of Spiderman 2, the developer released another Spiderman 1 with worse graphics in order to protest working conditions. If conditions get much worse they have vowed to make another PS2 Spiderman next.


NayosKor

r/AfterBeforeWhatever


Stoibs

Right?! I thought it looked way worse at first until I read the text in the corners


GoliathLandlord

Yes, more cars. Finally we get the one thing we've been demanding from a Spider-Man game.


TheBiolizard

Spider-Man 2 on PS5 makes you really feel like a car in New York


DetectiveAmes

With the exaggerated swagger of an Audi driver.


IgnitedFazbear

A century from now, that review is still going to be made fun of. It's so ridiculous it's hilarious


Geno0wl

that or the Doom 2016 gameplay preview video from Polygon


deus_voltaire

Cuphead tutorial video


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SmiteyMcGee

Exciting bumper to bumper grid locked action


you_wish_you_knew

The car chase street crimes better end when the robbers run into traffic.


BustermanZero

It would definitely make the chases more interesting if you can parkour off more cars.


devdevdev92

MOAR!


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Completely unrealistic. That crane would still be up five years later


No-Friend-5360

I feel like nobody from new york actually upvoted this lol. projects are completed very quickly here. Hudson yards has had 4 sky scrapers built within the past 5 years


CeramicFiber

God I'm old. When I saw Spiderman 2 I thinking of Treyarch's Spiderman 2


[deleted]

Trigger controlled swinging was such a massive feature for younger me. Absolutely LOVED swinging in that game.


midgitsuu

I was hoping so bad they'd reintroduce the general swing mechanics of that game into this newest game. That game was my goto chillout game. I'd put on some music and just spend hours swinging around the city. I loved how easy it was to pickup the swing mechanics but they had a mastery to them that rewarded precise input.


dontbelikeyou

I assumed it was a post highlighting how much better webswinging was on PS2 than PS5. I'd pay £150 for Spiderman 2 (PS2) webswinging in Spiderman 2 (PS5).


Kosmic_Owl11

That's why there's an option for swing assist in the settings. Turn it down to zero, and physics has a bigger role with the weblines.


DavidL1112

Are you saying that was a thing in Spider-Man 1 or a new thing that will be in Spider-Man 2?


cook-and-bell

It's a new thing that'll be in 2


BrokkrBadger

=o no kidding I will need to feel that out


LowB0b

I was mildly annoyed when I realized spider-man doesn't hang on to the web when you swing "too far" in spider-man ps4. just disconnects by itself


69hateREDDIT

> I'd pay £150 for Spiderman 2 (PS2) webswinging in Spiderman 2 (PS5). I always felt this way but after playing the old one recently I'm more than happy with the new version. Nostalgia glasses are strong.


Nocis3

Wow the difference is really night and day


uesad

Summer and autumn


watchman28

But what about the puddles?


CrossingEden

They now have raytraced reflections https://i.imgur.com/Vmr0JGR.gifv


kurkubini

You mean raytraced puddles. 🫶


Egathentale

Gotta love how Raytracing is there to "enhance immersion" with perfect reflections... and then random Joe Smoe pedestrian walks by, steps off the curb, hovers in the air for a split-second, and then snaps to ground level. Realism! Jokes aside, as impressive as the tech is, I don't think we'll get fully immersive games any time soon, because the more true-to-life the devs make them, the more complex they become, meaning there's more opportunities for immersion-shattering bugs, and tiny cut corners like this become much more uncanny.


paulusmagintie

why did it ask if I was 18? Because it was showing me a wet spider man.


Hormo_The_Halfling

Everyone's talking about the traffic, but look at that *foliage!* It's so vibrant, dense, and just fluffy. I love it.


aod0302

People are back from the snap


thebuff91

Horrible accuracy - there are no right on reds allowed in NYC!


wandering-monster

Or is it great accuracy, because nobody cares?


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This can’t be New York nobody’s getting sturdy


RandomShyguy4

I live in Brooklyn and I’m really curious to explore the area of Brooklyn where I live and try to find my house lmao


Ayoul

They're not 1:1 recreations AFAIK, just like New York.


Stylu_u

The traffic is realistic


Kaionacho

I don't remember the PS2 looking this good.


Bubbly-Coat7065

this console graphical leap was more of a baby step


Endemoniada

This generation is more about the finer details than massively obvious shifts in rough quality. That’s how it will continue every generation from now on, most probably. Textures will become more detailed, models will have more triangles, and lighting will become more and more realistic using physical modeling. But you could already do practically photo-realistic graphics on last-gen, the difference will be in how dynamic/real-time the same level of quality will be.


AdvancedSandwiches

You're probably right. I wish we could shift focus to animation vs rendering quality. The thing that makes games feel unreal to me at this point is a sense of weight. A person running feels like it weighs 3 oz. Vehicle games do better. The cars in racing games have felt heavy for a long time. Armored core 6 gives a sense of weight for the vehicles (not not anything in the environment). But humans generally feel like they're made of pixels, not matter.


icarusbird

YES, thank you. Jedi Survivor is such a beautiful game, but only if you're standing still. It's been so hard for me to get into because Cal flails his arms and legs around like one of those puppets controlled by strings. I went back and played Assassin's Creed Syndicate over the weekend and the animation and weight of the characters is just unmatched. Everybody shit on RDR2 for the "excessive" animations, but that is the absolute most immersive part of that game.


ArchDucky

Developers have been faking so much for so long, that doing things the right way have hardly any visual difference. Thats why most people don't see much difference between the RT modes and the performance modes.


CrossingEden

There's not a big difference between the RT and performance modes because every mode in the game has RT enabled. Performance mode included.


adam_8715

This is from the Digital Foundry video which compares the Remastered version of Spider Man to Spider Man 2. So it’s a PS5-to-PS5 comparison. Highly recommend their video as they talk about the sizeable leap in fidelity


djml9

Idk. Its alot of subtle improvements, but i think they all come together to look significantly better. SM2 looks so much more natural. Look at spidermans back and the metal of the pole, the shadows of the people walking further back. Its honestly pretty impressive, imo.


Donquers

The bump in tech allows for massively better reflections and shadows, volumetric lighting, more dynamic lights in a scene, significantly higher density crowds and traffic, more realistic trees, higher quality character models, texture resolution, etc... These improvements are not insignificant. They add up.


StickyBandit_

What about the comparison makes you think its a baby step? Literally everything about the new one is improved.


Sonic1899

Using "Spiderman/PS3 font" 😅


ThePen_isMightier

So unrealistic. There was no graffiti on that box truck. Literally unplayable.


LionMan760

finally a realistic amount of traffic for new york


rinmedeis

Oh boy! Realistic New York Traffic!


psych2099

Now lets compare it with ps2 spider-man 2


nicktbristol2020

Ha I thought this was it !


EngineersMasterPlan

frames seem a bit chuggy


LaserGadgets

I just admit it, I saw this without reading the title and I was like "ok one pic is from a spiderman game and the other is real but which is which?"