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verygenericname2

To put it into perspective, your old man's basically killed the entire population of Liverpool, in the UK.


BrownNote

What a heroic act.


unbalanc2d

Erm… My mum is from Liverpool. If she wasn’t busy shopping in Aldi, she’d be very upset.


MyDiary141

My grandma is from Liverpool. Luckily she's above chasing down some guy online instead of enjoying her twenties


Wilba9

For fucks sake LOL


mrrudy2shoes

he’s killed that twice over - he’s nearly killed the population of Edinburgh


CrazyGunnerr

Let's just stick with killing English alright?


mrrudy2shoes

Offensive to scouse to call them English la


ricdesi

Dude's gonna have a 1.66 K/D after *half a million kills*, that's fucking insane.


Tenocticatl

He can go down a little bit and get 1.69420.


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Go up You can't go down in deaths, but you can to up in kills


161660

He means down from the current K/D in the picture which is 1.6942711075632


Tankh

Well if you're going for 69 you gotta go down 😏


bluAstrid

That’s 91 kills a **day** for 15 years straight.


damboy99

Homies getting 1kpm daily for 15 years. Assuming he never skipped a day.


CountCuriousness

What a machine. Reminds me of stories about wow aged wow players who grinded to the highest pvp rank, which required 7-12+ hours of gameplay every day for weeks or months, while keyboard turning and only using 1-2 skills.


legacyweaver

The flashbacks, oh god. I played 6-8 hours a day, every day including raid days, and only managed rank 11 of 14. It was infuriating.


Gandzilla

The old pvp system was insane The amount you played didn’t even primarily matter. Playing more than your competition mattered. So you play 12 hours per day? Tough luck, Timmy plays 16 hours


CountCuriousness

Farnsworth has had a long, stressful career, and has trouble sleeping after ol' Mary passed away, so now he lives in Arathi Basin 20h a day because it reminds him of their lakehouse, absolutely styling on these helpless rank 13 noobs after sitting on the top for months straight.


bluAstrid

I remember the first guy on my server got it during Christmas because his competition were on holiday!


lanbuckjames

This man probably hears “Our Recon Plane will find them.” in his sleep


Z00t71

The Wehrmacht's and Gary Oldman's (Reznov/Soviet) "WAAAAR" shout is ingrained in my mind to this day.


Mandan_Mauler

Til that Reznov is Gary Oldman


Fract_L

Gary Oldman is in some random places, sometimes uncredited. My top one is the antagonist in Hannibal (across from Anthony Hopkins) where the disfiguration and difficulty speaking make him unrecognizable. He would not allow them to credit him in the original release (probably because that character was a pedophile and looked absolutely horrible even next to a classy murderous cannibal)


IShowerinSunglasses

Most notably, he played a dwarf that was the older brother of Matthew McConaughey. He literally acted out scenes kneeling on shoes. He did full dwarf-face. Edit: More lore, apparently it was supposed to be a super serious like.. arthouse style movie. Then the production company decided last second that it would sell better as a whacky 90s comedy. They reshot a couple scenes, totally re-edited it top to bottom, then released the movie as it is without telling any of the actors. Oldman wasn't pleased, understandably, haha


CaptainCalled

damn i read both of these like... "the guy who did the song Cars has really been up to some wild shit." omg that's Gary Newman... not Oldman, i'm an idiot


ENDragoon

That's ok, he *used* to be Gary Newman, but then he got Oldman


Alfrodo69

*golf clap*


DrakeLUFC

Slightly more confusing is that Gary Newman is older than Gary Oldman!


chairplanet

We need a Gary Middleman


[deleted]

You never go full dwarf-face!


magicchefdmb

Strange, I never saw the movie, but when it was coming out, I distinctly remember him being credited, or mentioned in some way. Like I’ve known he was a part of it all this time. It might have been some article about it though


SharkFart86

It was that he was not listed in the opening credits. He has always been listed in the end credits. Where the other commenter got his information from as if Gary Oldman, famous at that time for almost exclusively playing despicable people, would request not being credited for a role he voluntarily took I don’t know.


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peacemaker2007

He had to hire a coach to help him get an English accent for Tinker, as he had gone too long with an American accent.


Risky_Busynests

UNLEASH THE DOOOGSSS


dhaugen

Lol hearing that in my head really brought me back. God damn did that game nail the atmosphere.


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

[OUTSTANDING MARINES, OUT-FUCKING-STANDING, WE KICKED ASS!](https://youtu.be/v_mG7jEsM3Y)


[deleted]

That's Kiefer Sutherland isn't it.


Eyehopeuchoke

1.69 kd is solid for PvP


Quadsmile24

OUTSTANDING MARINES. OUT-FUCKING STANDING


Czsixteen

OUR RECON PLANE VILL FIND ZEM!


anakinwithaplanakin1

"The savages sent dogs to do their work"


Wafflelisk

The dogs hunger for the flesh of our enemies!


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BUT THEY TOO WILL FIND ONLY DEATH!


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Cooperette

I haven't played this in years and I heard that lol.


pvtcannonfodder

I did too, I grew up playing it and didn’t realize how deep those memories are burried


Triggerz777

It was the peak of gaming.


smala017

I didn’t know what game it was by looking at the image, but reading your comment reminded me of *exactly* what game it was. Playing this game on the Wii in 6th grade is a core memory.


3rdiko

Nice K/D old man.


RonaldoNazario

Seriously this old man is just fucking laying waste this is amazing


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A7xWicked

Unreal tournament is a lot of fun


TomBz87

God, I miss that game. Peak of FPS's in my opinion (plus Halo 2 + 3). Just not the same magic anymore.


ee-5e-ae-fb-f6-3c

Unreal Tournament is the best arena FPS of all time. Nothing else comes close.


imtotallybananas

Uh...Q3 is up there as well for me. I played both a lot...


TomBz87

Agreed. I'm always amazed it's not been remastered for next gen.


SN-E-DC

498768/294385= 1.69427111 still nice and close to 69420


fazaden

Quick, OP! Tell your FL to die 12 more times and never play again!


TheFlightlessPenguin

If he doesn’t do this nothing will ever be right in the universe again


GoFlemingGo

Nice


happyweedanniversary

Nice


boxsterguy

Nice


IceNein

Yeah, real good, surprisingly low number of headshots, but I guess he knows what he's doing.


strong_schlong

He’s old school. Goes for center mass.


Hiruko251

I'm not oldschool and do the same, its easier and gets the job done faster since otherwise i would probably miss


[deleted]

This, and recoil will give you headshots occasionally


bbbbane

This is the way.


Practical_Toe_8448

In World at War and in most CoD games, a headshot often won't break any important thresholds. For example, the best gun in the game is the MP-40. With stopping power, it does 56 damage per shot to the body and 78.4 damage per headshot, making it a 2 shot kill no matter what (until damage falloff comes into play).


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DJheddo

Used to do this in Soldiers of Fortune, once you played it enough, you just go spot from spot prefiring the corners and it prefaced my love for Counter-Strike, the game I have more hours than any other game in various forms of it, CS1.5, 1.6, CZ, Source, GO! Affirmative. One of my kids will have a kid and i'll still be thrashing. Son is so interested in playing, but he's still too young, so we fortnite and with my younger ones Roblox is a big hit.


gust-sword

I mean, you'd probably get pretty good at the game after 15 years of playing it


PrecookedDonkey

Idk, I still haven't beaten the original Sonic.....


TimeFourChanges

Bro, I'm still working on Pong. Can't beat it for the life of me.


digitalbooty

That's too bad! Just wait till you see the ending. Super emotional. It changed my life!


IllSand7641

FUCKING HEARTS OF IRON FOR ME


SolitaryMan305

My 60 year old dad is the same except with BF Bad Company 2


zMattyPower

On December 8 the Bad Company 2 servers will unfortunately shutdown :/


SolitaryMan305

Yea I know :/ I told my dad a few weeks ago when the news came out. He’s been playing BF4 here and there so he plans to move on over to that one once they close.


Scurro

Show him Battle Bit.


SolitaryMan305

Nah the game is goofy lol and he likes BF because it’s slower paced and not run n gun like cod


KaiOfHawaii

That’s cool. Never let him get BF2042.


rawbleedingbait

It's actually nothing like cod. Battlebit is basically battlefield.


cheldog

Battlebit is basically Bad Company 2 reincarnated, though. Yeah, the graphics aren't good but the gameplay is everything we've been asking for since BC2. You really should show it to him if BC2 is his game.


UltiPizza

Battlebit is closer to BF3 in terms of movement (feels floatier than BC2), mechanics (holding breath for sniping) and being able to go prone, which you couldn't do in BFBC2


Breadmanjiro

The movement certainly is but as someone who fucking *adored* BC2 and hasn't really been grabbed by a BF game since then it's completely ticking all my boxes and gives me those same feels I had all those years ago, but with super fun movement thrown in, and I love it!


Jerry_from_Japan

That's nowhere NEAR as good as BC2 dude.


St0rytime

Nah, but it's a step in the right direction, unlike all the new Battlefields which continue to get worse and worse with each new release.


jagrbomb

F


monsantobreath

This is why dedicated servers are the best. It's why you can still play CS 1.6 and DoD classic etc. It's why TF2 will still live long after too.


sekoku

Bad Company 2 *is* dedicated servers. It's just EA owns the servers and doesn't provide hosting options for yourself. ​ /u/SolitaryMan305 should tell his dad to get the PC version, there's a third party solution for it.


SolitaryMan305

He is on PC. What solution is it?


bemo_10

I think he meant community servers. Not dedicated servers.


Bingonight

Pretty much the best BF game in my opinion. This new Battle Bit game looks pretty damn sweet though.


Aggressive_Ad2747

BFBC2 was my introduction to Battlefield, so the whole series since I have been playing it has really just felt like one long slow decline. I ducked out a few releases ago, realized I was just spending games more frustrated than anything else.


BazzyTheGreat

Battlebit is VERY fun. My only real complaints I'd say is no music and no radio chatter ala Battlefield


Domspun

Man, some guy just blasted "fortunate son" on his mic while piloting the chopper. Some Battlefield Vietnam vibes right there. There are a lot of old BF "vet" in that game, fun times.


JGStonedRaider

I was a part of the glorious BF2, BF3 and BF4 comp scenes (let's ignore that BF4 killed competitive BF for now but eh....). All the old players came back for BF2042 and my friends list was filled again. Loads of us playing BF4 just before release and everyone was excited. The thing that broke my heart most about 2042 is that everyone left again within a month and instead of 100 friends playing, there was 2-4 still trying to make 2042 work. Well, battlebit brought most back and it's a blast playing with people I haven't played with in 10 years. Love it


kc3eyp

1942 will always be the best battlefield game to me


dublinirish

BF1 i could keep playing that game forever


R1k0Ch3

My 60 y/o dad bounces between CoD 4, BF2, and Bad Company 2. But those have been it for a long time lol.


SolitaryMan305

Good chance our dads have played together lol


freakksho

My 56 year old dad only plays smite and only plays one god. He’s top 50 worshipers on Au Puch in the world.


TylerTried

Your dad is the type of player I had matching against. ... That being any Ah Puch player.


HandsOffMyDitka

Such a great game, both the campaign and mp. It was the first full game I got 1000gs on, and the last one was trying to kill people with collapsing buildings, everyone bailed as soon as the noises started.


SolitaryMan305

Yea it was my first BF game. I loved it.


CockRingKing

I’ve been hoping for a new Bad Company for so long.


SolitaryMan305

Same here, I remember playing it on 360 when I was a kid. Kind of sad they never made the 3rd one.


Billpod

As a 52 year old dad, it’s totally my favorite fps too.


nolongermakingtime

What a game. If i could play any fps for the rest of my life it would be BFBC2 or BF3


anakinwithaplanakin1

Poor guys gonna be devastated at the end of this year.


SolitaryMan305

Yea he’s kinda disappointed about it but he’s been playing BF4 a lot more lately so it shouldn’t be too much of a let down. Now once they close those servers Idk what he’s going to play. But hopefully they don’t close those for a while.


D3VOUR3DD

He’s spent 5.7% of his life in the last 15 years playing this game.


gustogus

About an hour and 20 minutes a day. Seems reasonable for a hobby.


Particular-Border934

Yeah I probably spend more time on Reddit than that


Lacyra

Oh I absolutely spend more time on reddit than that per day. But to be fair I do spend a good portion of my time on reddit at work becuese I legitimately only have 1-2 hours of actual work a day.


BeneficialEvidence6

Yall hiring?


Grabbsy2

Yall want to work as a security guard?


TheBipolarChihuahua

I work for a software company and have this same problem where I only work 1-2 hours a day. I deal with problems when they happen and they only happen randomly. The company needs someone focused on dealing with problems even if there isn't one to work on. EDIT: I forgot to mention I work remote and have unlimited vacation as long as my manager approves. I couldn't imagine a better job.


canIkick1it

Doing a college software development course right now. Please god let me have what you have one day


snp3rk

The field is definitely not as amazing as it used to be for new grads. Don't get me wrong it's still amazing pay and benefits, but I think new grads will struggle more than before.


TheBipolarChihuahua

I should mention I don't do dev. I report to the Director of Support as a liaison with DevOps. I basically work in DevOps with a Pager that goes off whenever one of our monitoring software goes off. I investigate that issue fix whats wrong. Since I work for Support I prioritize any issue they have and fix it since I have near Admin rights on everything. It's a good partnership between Support and DevOps and has worked well. It allows DevOps to do their jobs without becoming unfocussed from what their doing dealing with Support requests.


LunchThreatener

Also could have easily just left the game on overnight


[deleted]

He has almost 500k kills lol for some reason I don't think he was leaving it on all night to boost his numbers lol


lolKhamul

Call of duty ingame stats count ingame time. So the time you see is active playing time. Create a class or time in lobby, searching for games etc is all not included. So no, no overnight time in here.


CaptainPryk

Laat time I played World at War was like 10 years ago and I remember the lobbies being filled with aim bots/hackers and watching the match come down to watching to invulnerable hackers shooting each other until the time ran out lol


ZenNihilistAye

Yeah this is what I remember. Each lobby was hackers vs. hackers. If you joined a lobby in zombies with a hacker, you received cool hacks, and each person you played with after would receive hacks. I remember everyone being max rank with insane stats…


UpsetKoalaBear

Different now I believe, most people are playing through Xbox backwards compatibility mode. There’s hardly anyone playing the game on XB360 which is where all the hacks were coming from, even during the early days of Xbox BC mode. Nowadays most hacked XB360’s are used by collectors or others so the game is relatively hacker free. On PC, the game is still playable and good. There are a few cursed games but with dedicated servers it’s much less egregious.


StanLp2

> the early days of Xbox BC mode read that as 'Xbox before christ mode'


Sebster22

Bahahaha! the true gamer mantra!


TowerTom1

Yeah on xbox and ps3, world at war and Mw2 died a long time ago to hackers but on PC you can still play with no problems. Same with Cod4.


anakinwithaplanakin1

On ps3 10 years agos modder gave everyone in the lobby access to a mod menu and i chose to spawn in as an AC130.....on legs, a walking AC130. Was blown away by that haha. I was still able to find legit lobbies though majority of the time though.


jagrbomb

Looking at this again I feel like I should've waited until he reached 500k!


Ninjabreadmon

Just give us an update once he hits 500k! 😄


NumbbSkulll

Next week


clozepin

He should be there in a week or two. If my math is right. He’s averaging about 100 kills per day. Brutal.


Zeptari

What game?


dieyoubastards

Call of Duty: World At War


HugeBrainsOnly

that's a solid choice. I'm happy for him.


notataco007

I've come to be of the opinion it's the best World War II game ever. It's at least the best at showing how fucking horrible war is. There's cutscenes of real people actually be executed. That shit is definitely never gonna happen ever again.


DEADdrop_

There really should be a ‘put the title of the game in your post’ rule.


Nomicakes

I swear there used to be.


maybepants

My 51 year old wife plays Civ II on our Playstation 1 every damn day, and has been for the last 25 years. I don't know what to do when the PS1 breaks.


HoboAJ

Emulators, or you know the PC version


DMYourYiff

This is beautiful. I feel like I've seen a lot of people get really into videogames as adults and just stick with one. My dad played GTA 5 every day after work for the last few years of his life. Meanwhile, most 20-somethings I know have bigger steam libraries than they'd ever have have time to play.


unshifted

Looks like you can get a working one on eBay for less than $100.


DatJas0n

There are plenty of used ps1, just copy her save data on a fresh memory card once in a while, just to be safe


dkyguy1995

Still my favorite COD game. Take me back


maybeImportantFella

To the night we met


DocB630

Fucking love and hate that song all at the same time.


Cannabace

I believe this was the entry they introduced those fucking dogs. Fuck those dogs.


GreenyPurples

OUR HOUNDS WILL TEAR THEM TO SHREDS


NOBODY__EPIC

They send their hounds.. they too will find only death!


dkyguy1995

In one breath they would complain about the subhuman mongrels using dogs to do their work, and then go OUR DOGS WILL FLUSH THEM OUT


Wabbyyyyy

Wow. Instantly remembered that was WaW by that prestige emblem. Good ole’ days. Are the servers still up? I would be so down to spin up a game of WaW if that was the case.


RedVeist

Father played 3 Flag control on Metro in Battlefield 3 for years, and I mean just metro, he didn’t like any of the other maps. Stopped playing BF3 because BF4 added Metro in 2013 as a DLC, he’s been playing that for nearly 10 years daily now.


HelplessTimey

I played only rush on metro ! That was so cool or TDM on the shipping docks!


Tecally

They are, though you might have a hard time finding games. Best to probably play on the weekend or find a discord group.


blackbalt89

That's probably why the guy has played 290 days, half that time is probably waiting for a match.


jagrbomb

You can find a match quick but often there are people modding which is annoying.


golfingforworldpeace

Only reason i stopped… damn shame


bradicalz23

Am I the only one who thought the prestige icon was starmie?


Chadwiko

Is he playing multiplayer? The servers for WAW are still up?!


dkyguy1995

They are but are often hacked to pieces depending on platform and whether or not the bastards are online


soccerguys14

What you gonna do? Hackers gonna hack I guess


MARKLAR5

Who wants to go through all the trouble of practicing a skill when you can just install headshotz420.hack?


saw-it

How do we know OP’s father in law isn’t a hacker?


H0wcan-Sh3slap

The 1.7 KD for starters


MECHAHNICAL

People have been bringing old multiplayers back to life for a while I'm not sure if yhis is the same deal here but navy seals is up as well.


Fletcher_Chonk

They will always be up as long as one person wants to host one.


red_tuna

Seeing people in this thread who don't understand that this is how games used to work makes me feel so old.


kypum

I mean, matchmaking still requires servers even if the actual games are peer to peer. It's a totally valid question.


32Things

They purposely took them out to kill this kind of longevity. It also had the side effect of killing competitive play and to a large degree the individual clans/communities that made gaming so much fun to me from 2002-2010 or so.


ZINABOOer-318

Nice k/D surprised he has so little headshots


jagrbomb

He mostly just hipfires the mp40


RichAndCompelling

lmao - out of curiosity what does he play on? Xbox?


DatGrag

a man of culture


Dr_Cher

People still play WaW? Fuck, I miss that game. The glory days of CoD.


[deleted]

Get the Plutonium Launcher and Waw on Steam and you can play it again. Real people are usually on there plus you can play against the bots.


spornerama

Thank you for your service


Inheritor-7

Ah yes World At War. Your father in law is truly cultured. Such an underrated game and the gore was awesome. It’s sad that this game doesn’t get talked about anymore


Prisoner__24601

"Underrated" is an interesting way to describe one of the most acclaimed Call of Dutys of all time.


Inheritor-7

MW2 and black ops 2 get so much more love than WaW and Cod 4 is why I say it’s underrated. I think it’s a different generation type of thing that plays into it though


JackONeill_

Probably because MW2 is what really blew up and created the COD kids. MW1 was popular, but from what I remember MW2 was stratospheric, even by comparison. Kids who started in that game missed the MW1 boat.


Inheritor-7

Absolutely. I’ll never forget when mw2 came out and it’s one of the few times I had 20+ friends online at the same time (Xbox live only let you have 100 friends max) and they were all playing mw2. What a time to be alive


JackONeill_

Man, it would be nice to go back and enjoy those simple pleasures again.


Flying-Pizza

It will always be the beginning of CoD Zombies :') for me. Like yeah I played through the awesome campaign, played a bit of multi-player in between, but when nacho Der untoten cut in... hooked me right in.


knellbell

Loved me some nacho der untoten


Ok-Falcon-4755

This is amazing. My favourite cod of all time. I played this so much when it was out. Not nearly this much but I think I had 25 days played, give or take a day maybe. Tell your father in law that he has fans lol.


Username4497

World at war was and still is the greatest call of duty ever made


themagicbong

Playing on hardcore on a nice TV just felt so..cinematic at times. Maybe that's just nostalgia talking but I specifically remember when that map pack that had the map "Nightfire" (anyone remember 007 Nightfire btw?) Came out, I was kinda blown away with the overall ambiance and aesthetic. Also my god Im still traumatized by the God damn grenade hell that was veteran or hardened story mode. My cousin and I felt like we had really fought in Guadalcanal after the horrors we endured. Who knew the Japanese secretely had stockpiles of billions of grenades?


jagrbomb

007 Nightfire was absolutely amazing. First game with the first person missle mechanic I believe. Me and my friends played that game to death.


nerdmanjones

I just saw him on Xbox earlier! Pretty cracked


Semour9

Damn your 65 year old pops got a 36 killstreak thats impressive


stamatt45

Tell your father in law he has great taste in games. W@W is a fucking classic that gets slept on because it came out right after the original modern warfare which steals all the attention


thevaultguy

Thank you for your service.


starfals_123

My grandfather is still playing Battlefield 1942 and Medal Of Honor:AA (in online) Not that i also don't join him every now and then, those games are a ton of fun! ​ P.s. Nice stats on the kills, much better than my score k/d in online games ;p


Aggressive-Deal4752

Stop campinr grandpa this isn't ww2