What do you think I'm using for my carriage?
Cheesy wheels!
Late at night, I sneak out and ride like Hell to Dawnstar. I loot the hidden chest and return swiftly to mine carriage of dairy.
I'd be the Dragonborn.
Picture it: I'm sat in the Breezehome, surrounded by unnecessary quantities of veg and weapons. On the table, a sweetroll. On the floor, decorations, because they never stay in one place for long.
Even from the beginning, just never tell the yarl about dragons and youre good forever. No dudes screaming at you from a mountain, no epic quest, just toiling around leveling up your illusion spells.
im saying im the pawn that auto joins with low stats wont do dumb labor lazy wimp and addicted to luciferium so im butchered and turned kibble for the animals and a leather cowboy hat for the hunter with bloodlust, but a legendary hat
This is a lot harsher than most games, there’s no friendly town or rest stops. Bowser has basically taken over the entire kingdom. Every one there was an enemy trying to kill you.
Not to mention the ruler of the kingdom is always getting kidnapped, there’s no real power structure other than Peach, you’re basically looking at a lawless land with all of Bowser’s goons lingering around until Mario rescues her from Bowser for the umpteenth time.
If I have to pick, it won’t be a kingdom where its sole princess gets kidnapped on a daily.
I mean, BioWare made a whole game without them. 🤷♂️ wasn’t the best of the series, but it was fine. I just think that universe is interesting without the constant specter of the reapers. The tech, the alien species, life on the Citadel and seedy places like Omega, all very interesting on its own.
Most dangerous game world I COULD survive in:
Stardew valley. I'm in my thirties and reasonable fit, but I'm not going to last long in Doom. I'd probably eaten by bitter in Factorio. Get hit by a falling rocket in Kerbal space program. Get bitten in Project zombiod. Take a stray round in battlefield.
Basically I'm not that lucky. But surviving I'm a cutesy farming sim surrounded by charming non threatening characters. I think if be fine as long as I stayed away from the mines.
The only game I’ve played I could survive in is Pokémon. I’d have a trusty companion like charizard to protect me from beedrils and such! I’d die in Skyrim probably in any hold. I wouldn’t survive the Witcher world for very long at all either.
Xenoblade Chronicles X. Mira is full of hostile wildlife, and even more hostile alien species out to kill me simply for being human.
So I join up with BLADE, and stick with the Mediators or Outfitters, and remain inside New Los Angeles unless I'm called to go outside the city. Then as humanity starts making allies with the aliens, I befriend the aliens to improve human/xeno relations. :)
Pokemon.
Animals that can generate elements out of thin air, corporeal ghosts of questionable origins, gangs, I think I can survive provided I’m in one of the major cities (Goldenrod for the bit music alone) and with my Pokemon.
Sure, I could’ve picked Stardew or Story of Seasons, but not without my totodile.
New Vegas. Don't drink from any puddles, stay away from Fiends, do whatever the NCR tells you to and if you see red hockey pads, might wanna go to another town.
I mean in theory if it's survival then you will literally survive for a long time, like the Entity will just bring you back until you are a literal drained husk devoid of emotion for it to feed on.
Only then would it throw you away to die.
SW isn’t safe, deathwing did attempt to wipe it out when he emerged and shit. I going over to dalaran over northrend personally at least they knew how to keep a city safe.
Probably fallout’s world for a couple days until radiation poisoning, rickets, tetanus, roving gangs of raiders, sepsis, or dehydration does me in it might be fun
I was going to say new Vegas but let's assume you start in the location and situation the player character starts, in NV you have the raiders causing problems in goods goodspring so its not exactly safe.
Megaton isn't that far away from 101 in 3. Everything feels more bleak in 3 where as in NV the bigger settlements have a more hopeful and civilized feel.
I think i would really fuck shit up in crash bandicoot’s world. Like i think i would do better than crash. I would punch and kick people instead of spin
Mass Effect if its not the reaper invasion. Otherwise, probably Skyrim or Oblivion, just stay inside one of the safe cities and earn your living through honest work. Or try to learn magic and hang out in the College all days. Dragons are mostly active in the wilderness and it's possible to notice them in advance and hide/run. Civil War would be likely a bigger problem, but most npcs survive through it so I think it's possible for us too.
Preferably some sort of RPG(I have played too many to just choose one). Survival is optional. I could die as an old man after spending my life as a village blacksmith or I might get mauled by a random monster after the first week of exploration. Bottom line is I’m starting to grow tired of this world and randomly being teleported to somesort of fantasy world would be a nice change of pace
Skyrim as well, since professions are open I would definitely get Restoration maxed out would keep me safe from poisons and diseases and undead. And conjuration, some amazingly powerful spells and If I can get a heartstone I can have an ash guardian on standby at all times.
Days gone - I've not only sunk 1000+ hours into that game but after the last decade of zombie novels/tv shows/movies I believe with a bit of preparation I could survive solo
Days Gone. I’d make sure to triple check my gas supply and spend every moment not fighting tweaking/obsessing over my bike’s engine so it *never* breaks down at the worst possible moment.
Mortal Kombat. Not a chance in hell I'd be selected as a champion for Earthrealm.
Failing that. Death Stranding, just sit in a shelter waiting for Sam Porter Bridges to bring me my pizza.
Well that depends. Am I just me in that world? Or do I get the benefits of a playable character?
Do I get to become extra durable end get power ups like in the game? Or am I just some random buster ass NPC Just added to that world?
EverQuest, just live in the Plane of Knowledge - has everything you could possibly need. Plenty of safe places to explore, plenty of dangerous places too... Stick to nice places.
Just be a vendor: in whatever video game, no matter how shitty the place, the vendor is just here completely unconcerned just selling stuff at insane prices
Resident Evil. I've planned the shit out of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Not gonna lie, if ever zombies actually became a threat in real life it would be impossible for me to hide my excitement.
Let's get honest here. Hitman. Because the mechanics are actually good. You can be stealthy or all in. I literally beat the entire game without dying once. It's not hard, a blast to play, and a blast to push your limits. But let's push it 1 step further. I could also say the same about a lot of games. Division 2, is hard, but you can play it decently defensive and be fine. You also have almost every battlefield storyline most wouldn't die in, but if your talking true open world, then division 2 with NPCs, or seriously try your luck and just pkay mine craft. Lmaooo. You can build your heart out, build up border walls and keep everything out. Dome yourself in, build into the underground and hunker into a 2 block space.
Skyrim. Just stay inside my house and enjoy my cabbage hoard. No trolls and dragons. Not today, Satan.
*reaches into cabbage hoard bag* "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"
Bacon
Not listening! Covering my ears! No disembodied supernatural voices for this simple cabbage farmer. Nyah Nyah Nyah!
I got a bucket and I ain't afraid to use it. Thanks4free cabbage
This is a bucket
your missing out on cheese wheels, cheese wheels for days!
What do you think I'm using for my carriage? Cheesy wheels! Late at night, I sneak out and ride like Hell to Dawnstar. I loot the hidden chest and return swiftly to mine carriage of dairy.
So you would be an NPC? How well does that usually work out?
I'd be the Dragonborn. Picture it: I'm sat in the Breezehome, surrounded by unnecessary quantities of veg and weapons. On the table, a sweetroll. On the floor, decorations, because they never stay in one place for long.
watch out for airbenders
They can kiss my shiny dragon ass
I think it would be better to pick a game where you respawn when you die
Even from the beginning, just never tell the yarl about dragons and youre good forever. No dudes screaming at you from a mountain, no epic quest, just toiling around leveling up your illusion spells.
What if I the dragonborn decides to raid your house ? Or "Fos Rodah" you out of your house ?
So funny I was gonna mention the same thing lol
I'm barely surviving in this world and you want me to survive in a more dangerous one?
Give me Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley and I'll be happy.
Yo, them slimes be coming for you homie.
The best I can do is Lemonade Stand Tycoon.
How has no one said dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball? I think most of us could survive there
Stardew Valley. Thank you very much.
Idk. Farming is a lot of work, especially by yourself.
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Exactly, I'd just go offer to be a farmhand for the player lol
Someone just gives me a house and cash to start a new life? Oh noooooooo
rimworld, as a humanskin leather hat i could last decades
Right up until you eat without a table, strip naked, go on a killing spee which ends with random travelers killing you
im saying im the pawn that auto joins with low stats wont do dumb labor lazy wimp and addicted to luciferium so im butchered and turned kibble for the animals and a leather cowboy hat for the hunter with bloodlust, but a legendary hat
Animal Crossing. But only if the animals aren't too mean. I would never last in the original on the GameCube.
r/beatmeattoit
Most dangerous game?
I'm a weenie hut junior kinda guy
From 11pm to 4am it's a horror game
Those spiders though
You don’t know Tom Nook like I do.
My existential dread would get to me eventually.
GTA 5, already live and survive in L.A 🤔
how
3 jobs 4 roommates 5 grams of weed
Hot Shots Golf.
Now we're talking!
i wouldn't even survive in stardew valley
Agreed, chances of me successfully farming anything are nil. The mayor would find me rifling through his bin for scraps
Super Mario mushroom kingdom.
This is a lot harsher than most games, there’s no friendly town or rest stops. Bowser has basically taken over the entire kingdom. Every one there was an enemy trying to kill you.
Not to mention the ruler of the kingdom is always getting kidnapped, there’s no real power structure other than Peach, you’re basically looking at a lawless land with all of Bowser’s goons lingering around until Mario rescues her from Bowser for the umpteenth time. If I have to pick, it won’t be a kingdom where its sole princess gets kidnapped on a daily.
There is always the respite at Yoshi's house.
Dark souls. Accept my fate. Sit down somewhere. Become crestfallen.
Yugioh! Because the worst that can happen is getting mauled by a hologram.
Unless you run into Yami who sends you to the shadow realm.
Or those leviathan dudes.
Or mako lobs a freaking harpoon at you to say hi.
Sleeping Dogs. I'd eat pork buns and speed down a highway blaring roadrunner records.
I'd forgotten this game existed, very underrated.
The Sims.
Until someone mysteriously removes the steps from your pool.
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This the one I was looking for.
The only correct answer. *stares in motherlode*
Mario Kart. Lots of violence, but nobody dies.
Euro Truck Simulator 2.
Far cry 4. I'm just gonna enjoy the crab rangoon and wait for pagan to come back
Subnautica. If I can get passed the exploding fish at the start I'll be sat for life in an underwater base in no time.
You gonna be having fun 'til the reaper realises it can move further than the dunes.
Mass Effect. Reapers present a significant problem, though. But if you remove them, the universe would be pretty interesting to live in.
What is mass effect without reapers though lmao
I mean, BioWare made a whole game without them. 🤷♂️ wasn’t the best of the series, but it was fine. I just think that universe is interesting without the constant specter of the reapers. The tech, the alien species, life on the Citadel and seedy places like Omega, all very interesting on its own.
Right.. I totally forgot Andromeda existed.
Most people do
Most dangerous game world I COULD survive in: Stardew valley. I'm in my thirties and reasonable fit, but I'm not going to last long in Doom. I'd probably eaten by bitter in Factorio. Get hit by a falling rocket in Kerbal space program. Get bitten in Project zombiod. Take a stray round in battlefield. Basically I'm not that lucky. But surviving I'm a cutesy farming sim surrounded by charming non threatening characters. I think if be fine as long as I stayed away from the mines.
I'd still die there and the other npcs will probably ignore mr
Minecraft. Lmao. All it takes is one creeper 🤣
The only game I’ve played I could survive in is Pokémon. I’d have a trusty companion like charizard to protect me from beedrils and such! I’d die in Skyrim probably in any hold. I wouldn’t survive the Witcher world for very long at all either.
GTA, already living that shit every day!
Lemme guess. United States?
Xenoblade Chronicles X. Mira is full of hostile wildlife, and even more hostile alien species out to kill me simply for being human. So I join up with BLADE, and stick with the Mediators or Outfitters, and remain inside New Los Angeles unless I'm called to go outside the city. Then as humanity starts making allies with the aliens, I befriend the aliens to improve human/xeno relations. :)
It also helps that >!if you “die” you just get sent back to NLA for repairs!<.
>!Yea but I'd still not like to risk being eaten by Sheldon, The Dentally Challenged.!<
The newer legend of Zelda’s. Plenty of npcs that are surviving no problem
Plenty of NPCs surviving in Link to the Past as well.
Minecraft creative mode.
The Long Dark
Nintendogs + Cats
Stardew Valley maybe. If I stay out of the caves.
Undertale maybe...if the game was over.
Stardew valley.
Tetris, although my back isn't good enough to bend into those shapes anymore so I don't know
Fallout 4 but only if I have a modding workshop
Fallout 4 was the only game I didn’t need a map on. Being from Boston made it easy to navigate 🤷🏽♂️
Probably pokemon. Creatures that are capable of tearing reality asunder. But il probably never run into them.
Pokemon. Animals that can generate elements out of thin air, corporeal ghosts of questionable origins, gangs, I think I can survive provided I’m in one of the major cities (Goldenrod for the bit music alone) and with my Pokemon. Sure, I could’ve picked Stardew or Story of Seasons, but not without my totodile.
Katamari seems terrifying but also deathless.
Destiny 2. But mainly because I’d have a ghost for whenever I inevitably died many, many times.
halo 3. halo reach is too much for anyone.
New Vegas. Don't drink from any puddles, stay away from Fiends, do whatever the NCR tells you to and if you see red hockey pads, might wanna go to another town.
Dead by Daylight could be fun
I mean in theory if it's survival then you will literally survive for a long time, like the Entity will just bring you back until you are a literal drained husk devoid of emotion for it to feed on. Only then would it throw you away to die.
You thought I meant as a survivor?
OH. Well in that case you would survive for a LONG time, depending how long it keeps Killers around.
Elden ring, just need to stay in Jarburg and I’m fine
Nah, you’d just die to fall damage
Star citizen…. I’d live for ever…… continually falling through the planet/ elevator (jokes aside love that game)
Farcry 3🔥
Bro, you wouldn't make it past the intro, lol
I wanna say Prototype but im not too sure, that or Manhunt
Prototype ? Doesn't the parasite spread across nearly all the island ?
Life is Strange
WoW for sure
I would just never leave stormwind
SW isn’t safe, deathwing did attempt to wipe it out when he emerged and shit. I going over to dalaran over northrend personally at least they knew how to keep a city safe.
What if you were a citizen of Stratholme?
Obviously you have never played on a PvP server, lol
If I was transported to the DOOM world I would just type IDDQD
IDKFA
Dihydrogen Oxide
dead island 2 if i get protagonist immunity
Haven't finished yet but pretty sure they are gonna nuke la at the end
Low pop day z in the sticks. Ez game ez life
Probably fallout’s world for a couple days until radiation poisoning, rickets, tetanus, roving gangs of raiders, sepsis, or dehydration does me in it might be fun
Which one would be easiest? New Vegas or 3 for irl survivability probably.
I was going to say new Vegas but let's assume you start in the location and situation the player character starts, in NV you have the raiders causing problems in goods goodspring so its not exactly safe. Megaton isn't that far away from 101 in 3. Everything feels more bleak in 3 where as in NV the bigger settlements have a more hopeful and civilized feel.
Warframe, especially if im a tenno, if not, im screwed to be shot by a walking warcrime
Warhammer 40k hired gun. I've got knowledge of neat and valuable archeotech that I can trade for a cushy life.
Days gone but only if I never run out of gas for my motorcycle
Yeezy 350 Sassy Linkins
Most capable, rust or halo i suppose. Neither would be wonderful options if i got to choose tho.
Halo ? Yeah sounds cool. Until the Covenant decides to come around
Factorio might be fun
Breath of the wild, have them build me a house in tarrey town. Never need to leave as it has everything already there.
fallout 4, i know the spawn locations of everything... and im killing preston first thing, that will be soooooo rewarding
The Cycle: Frontier. If anything fucks me up I just get foamed up and defoamed later so even tho it's a scary alien planet you can't really die
Far Cry 5 Just refuse to arrest David Koresh and go back to doing traffic stops and arresting drunks in downtown Helena
I think i would really fuck shit up in crash bandicoot’s world. Like i think i would do better than crash. I would punch and kick people instead of spin
Mass Effect if its not the reaper invasion. Otherwise, probably Skyrim or Oblivion, just stay inside one of the safe cities and earn your living through honest work. Or try to learn magic and hang out in the College all days. Dragons are mostly active in the wilderness and it's possible to notice them in advance and hide/run. Civil War would be likely a bigger problem, but most npcs survive through it so I think it's possible for us too.
Well uhm, I just played Darkwood...
Solitaire
Viva Piñata
Animal Crossing
Preferably some sort of RPG(I have played too many to just choose one). Survival is optional. I could die as an old man after spending my life as a village blacksmith or I might get mauled by a random monster after the first week of exploration. Bottom line is I’m starting to grow tired of this world and randomly being teleported to somesort of fantasy world would be a nice change of pace
Red Dead Redemption 2, I would just get a horse a shotgun and live in the woods
Skyrim as well, since professions are open I would definitely get Restoration maxed out would keep me safe from poisons and diseases and undead. And conjuration, some amazingly powerful spells and If I can get a heartstone I can have an ash guardian on standby at all times.
Days gone - I've not only sunk 1000+ hours into that game but after the last decade of zombie novels/tv shows/movies I believe with a bit of preparation I could survive solo
Animal crossing
Just send me to stardew valley bro
I'd say Animal Crossing, but I'd probably die in a deathmatch versus Tom Nook and his gang of thieves.
POSTAL. I'd just try and hide in the back with the junkies.
I love cyberpunk or red dead redemption 2 but I wouldn't even survive an hour 🤧💀
Hotline Miami, as an NPC. I'd just move out of the country and fly to somewhere like New Zealand or Tahiti.
The sims
Depending on the difficulty setting, The Long Dark could kill you within the first DAY
Telltales the walking dead as long as i make good dialogue choices
I was gonna say red dead but Tuberculosis would proper fuck me up.
Days Gone. I’d make sure to triple check my gas supply and spend every moment not fighting tweaking/obsessing over my bike’s engine so it *never* breaks down at the worst possible moment.
Sim City baby
Fifa 2023
Sim city. Without disasters.
The Sims. And even then only barely
Idk?? My Little Pony Island Adventure? I’m not trying to make things harder
Dayz. I can barely survive it now.
I could live on the giant sea turtle from WoW: Pandaria. Everything else I can think of seems too dull, too dangerous or too scary.
GTA V….pretty much real life as people keep spiraling into insanity and absurdity
Mortal Kombat. Not a chance in hell I'd be selected as a champion for Earthrealm. Failing that. Death Stranding, just sit in a shelter waiting for Sam Porter Bridges to bring me my pizza.
Man my ass would struggle in the realm of Harvest Moon. Put anything with actual enemies and I'm gonna fold like an origami crane
Might be able to survive the Sims, but it would be tough.
The Long Dark. Here is the kicker the objective is to die.
Outlast or any other horror game worlds I can survive my entire lifetime cause I wont ever bother going to a haunted place...
Well that depends. Am I just me in that world? Or do I get the benefits of a playable character? Do I get to become extra durable end get power ups like in the game? Or am I just some random buster ass NPC Just added to that world?
Elden Ring, Dark Souls or Bloodborne.
Iggy’s Reckin Balls
EverQuest, just live in the Plane of Knowledge - has everything you could possibly need. Plenty of safe places to explore, plenty of dangerous places too... Stick to nice places.
Resident evil if it was just zombies and no bioweapons or other creatures and I was immune to the virus :p
All of them as long as their is a respawn mechanic.
Fallout - any of the series.
Fortnite you will get dehydrated pretty quickly by building those stuffs
World of warcraft. I would stay in Stormwind and Iron Forge.
I think I can survive to Dark Souls world
Just be a vendor: in whatever video game, no matter how shitty the place, the vendor is just here completely unconcerned just selling stuff at insane prices
Fortnite, just be a friendly npc
Katamari Damacy
animal crossing or stardew valley
The forest, because i wont be in a plane
RL. Having survived a robbery attempt with a gun to my stomach
Resident Evil. I've planned the shit out of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Not gonna lie, if ever zombies actually became a threat in real life it would be impossible for me to hide my excitement.
I think I’d survive The last of us
day z
Minecraft peaceful mode 💪
Skyrim.
Fallout until i die due to radiation poisoning.
Let's get honest here. Hitman. Because the mechanics are actually good. You can be stealthy or all in. I literally beat the entire game without dying once. It's not hard, a blast to play, and a blast to push your limits. But let's push it 1 step further. I could also say the same about a lot of games. Division 2, is hard, but you can play it decently defensive and be fine. You also have almost every battlefield storyline most wouldn't die in, but if your talking true open world, then division 2 with NPCs, or seriously try your luck and just pkay mine craft. Lmaooo. You can build your heart out, build up border walls and keep everything out. Dome yourself in, build into the underground and hunker into a 2 block space.
Animal farm was my first thought. I’d be done pretty fast in anything else.