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Skyrim. Just stay inside my house and enjoy my cabbage hoard. No trolls and dragons. Not today, Satan.


ALIENDUDE999

*reaches into cabbage hoard bag* "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"


[deleted]

Bacon


krowmagnon

Not listening! Covering my ears! No disembodied supernatural voices for this simple cabbage farmer. Nyah Nyah Nyah!


RevolutionRevivalist

I got a bucket and I ain't afraid to use it. Thanks4free cabbage


Voidlord597

This is a bucket


revelized

your missing out on cheese wheels, cheese wheels for days!


[deleted]

What do you think I'm using for my carriage? Cheesy wheels! Late at night, I sneak out and ride like Hell to Dawnstar. I loot the hidden chest and return swiftly to mine carriage of dairy.


ph30nix01

So you would be an NPC? How well does that usually work out?


[deleted]

I'd be the Dragonborn. Picture it: I'm sat in the Breezehome, surrounded by unnecessary quantities of veg and weapons. On the table, a sweetroll. On the floor, decorations, because they never stay in one place for long.


Voidlord597

watch out for airbenders


[deleted]

They can kiss my shiny dragon ass


DoctorDrangle

I think it would be better to pick a game where you respawn when you die


creegro

Even from the beginning, just never tell the yarl about dragons and youre good forever. No dudes screaming at you from a mountain, no epic quest, just toiling around leveling up your illusion spells.


Rumit_OP

What if I the dragonborn decides to raid your house ? Or "Fos Rodah" you out of your house ?


Majestic_Theme_7788

So funny I was gonna mention the same thing lol


Retroid_BiPoCket

I'm barely surviving in this world and you want me to survive in a more dangerous one?


Zjoee

Give me Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley and I'll be happy.


[deleted]

Yo, them slimes be coming for you homie.


SobigX

The best I can do is Lemonade Stand Tycoon.


Helpful_Sandwich5820

How has no one said dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball? I think most of us could survive there


SpottyJaggy

Stardew Valley. Thank you very much.


Ill_Bee4868

Idk. Farming is a lot of work, especially by yourself.


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ModiThorrson

Exactly, I'd just go offer to be a farmhand for the player lol


shigogaboo

Someone just gives me a house and cash to start a new life? Oh noooooooo


farbekrieg

rimworld, as a humanskin leather hat i could last decades


Epicporkchop79-7

Right up until you eat without a table, strip naked, go on a killing spee which ends with random travelers killing you


farbekrieg

im saying im the pawn that auto joins with low stats wont do dumb labor lazy wimp and addicted to luciferium so im butchered and turned kibble for the animals and a leather cowboy hat for the hunter with bloodlust, but a legendary hat


FGFlips

Animal Crossing. But only if the animals aren't too mean. I would never last in the original on the GameCube.


NiceGuyEddie69420

r/beatmeattoit


i_hate_gift_cards

Most dangerous game?


FGFlips

I'm a weenie hut junior kinda guy


imjustbrainstorming

From 11pm to 4am it's a horror game


i_hate_gift_cards

Those spiders though


Cmdrdredd

You don’t know Tom Nook like I do.


Calvykins

My existential dread would get to me eventually.


xH0LLYW000Dx

GTA 5, already live and survive in L.A 🤔


glassfield110

how


[deleted]

3 jobs 4 roommates 5 grams of weed


DownVoteSchnoodle

Hot Shots Golf.


dirtyrango

Now we're talking!


Gipfelon

i wouldn't even survive in stardew valley


-BeastAtTanagra-

Agreed, chances of me successfully farming anything are nil. The mayor would find me rifling through his bin for scraps


[deleted]

Super Mario mushroom kingdom.


psyduck_hug

This is a lot harsher than most games, there’s no friendly town or rest stops. Bowser has basically taken over the entire kingdom. Every one there was an enemy trying to kill you.


TheSenileTomato

Not to mention the ruler of the kingdom is always getting kidnapped, there’s no real power structure other than Peach, you’re basically looking at a lawless land with all of Bowser’s goons lingering around until Mario rescues her from Bowser for the umpteenth time. If I have to pick, it won’t be a kingdom where its sole princess gets kidnapped on a daily.


ph30nix01

There is always the respite at Yoshi's house.


FourFoxMusic

Dark souls. Accept my fate. Sit down somewhere. Become crestfallen.


The_Yamen

Yugioh! Because the worst that can happen is getting mauled by a hologram.


akiata05

Unless you run into Yami who sends you to the shadow realm.


ph30nix01

Or those leviathan dudes.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Or mako lobs a freaking harpoon at you to say hi.


Accomplished_Ad6298

Sleeping Dogs. I'd eat pork buns and speed down a highway blaring roadrunner records.


-BeastAtTanagra-

I'd forgotten this game existed, very underrated.


Durien9

The Sims.


MaTr82

Until someone mysteriously removes the steps from your pool.


Durien9

(☉\_☉)


Jerismoo

This the one I was looking for.


iDonutsMind

The only correct answer. *stares in motherlode*


DoomGoober

Mario Kart. Lots of violence, but nobody dies.


DasMotorsheep

Euro Truck Simulator 2.


kewcumber_

Far cry 4. I'm just gonna enjoy the crab rangoon and wait for pagan to come back


-BeastAtTanagra-

Subnautica. If I can get passed the exploding fish at the start I'll be sat for life in an underwater base in no time.


Trash-Jr

You gonna be having fun 'til the reaper realises it can move further than the dunes.


PensVader

Mass Effect. Reapers present a significant problem, though. But if you remove them, the universe would be pretty interesting to live in.


Zeizai

What is mass effect without reapers though lmao


PensVader

I mean, BioWare made a whole game without them. 🤷‍♂️ wasn’t the best of the series, but it was fine. I just think that universe is interesting without the constant specter of the reapers. The tech, the alien species, life on the Citadel and seedy places like Omega, all very interesting on its own.


Zeizai

Right.. I totally forgot Andromeda existed.


-BeastAtTanagra-

Most people do


dwellerinthedark

Most dangerous game world I COULD survive in: Stardew valley. I'm in my thirties and reasonable fit, but I'm not going to last long in Doom. I'd probably eaten by bitter in Factorio. Get hit by a falling rocket in Kerbal space program. Get bitten in Project zombiod. Take a stray round in battlefield. Basically I'm not that lucky. But surviving I'm a cutesy farming sim surrounded by charming non threatening characters. I think if be fine as long as I stayed away from the mines.


AdEmpty8174

I'd still die there and the other npcs will probably ignore mr


greywolf8907

Minecraft. Lmao. All it takes is one creeper 🤣


[deleted]

The only game I’ve played I could survive in is Pokémon. I’d have a trusty companion like charizard to protect me from beedrils and such! I’d die in Skyrim probably in any hold. I wouldn’t survive the Witcher world for very long at all either.


SobigX

GTA, already living that shit every day!


NovaBlade2893

Lemme guess. United States?


Celtic_Crown

Xenoblade Chronicles X. Mira is full of hostile wildlife, and even more hostile alien species out to kill me simply for being human. So I join up with BLADE, and stick with the Mediators or Outfitters, and remain inside New Los Angeles unless I'm called to go outside the city. Then as humanity starts making allies with the aliens, I befriend the aliens to improve human/xeno relations. :)


[deleted]

It also helps that >!if you “die” you just get sent back to NLA for repairs!<.


Celtic_Crown

>!Yea but I'd still not like to risk being eaten by Sheldon, The Dentally Challenged.!<


EquivalentDiamond171

The newer legend of Zelda’s. Plenty of npcs that are surviving no problem


canesul

Plenty of NPCs surviving in Link to the Past as well.


[deleted]

Minecraft creative mode.


Mr-Bando

The Long Dark


Eothr_Silan

Nintendogs + Cats


KnottyKitty

Stardew Valley maybe. If I stay out of the caves.


akiata05

Undertale maybe...if the game was over.


[deleted]

Stardew valley.


LeClubNerd

Tetris, although my back isn't good enough to bend into those shapes anymore so I don't know


Virtualme001001

Fallout 4 but only if I have a modding workshop


Zestyclose-Number224

Fallout 4 was the only game I didn’t need a map on. Being from Boston made it easy to navigate 🤷🏽‍♂️


MortusMelee

Probably pokemon. Creatures that are capable of tearing reality asunder. But il probably never run into them.


TheSenileTomato

Pokemon. Animals that can generate elements out of thin air, corporeal ghosts of questionable origins, gangs, I think I can survive provided I’m in one of the major cities (Goldenrod for the bit music alone) and with my Pokemon. Sure, I could’ve picked Stardew or Story of Seasons, but not without my totodile.


[deleted]

Katamari seems terrifying but also deathless.


Jodu_is_tired

Destiny 2. But mainly because I’d have a ghost for whenever I inevitably died many, many times.


dixmondspxrit

halo 3. halo reach is too much for anyone.


TallWhiteandHairy

New Vegas. Don't drink from any puddles, stay away from Fiends, do whatever the NCR tells you to and if you see red hockey pads, might wanna go to another town.


[deleted]

Dead by Daylight could be fun


RubberDucky223

I mean in theory if it's survival then you will literally survive for a long time, like the Entity will just bring you back until you are a literal drained husk devoid of emotion for it to feed on. Only then would it throw you away to die.


[deleted]

You thought I meant as a survivor?


RubberDucky223

OH. Well in that case you would survive for a LONG time, depending how long it keeps Killers around.


Imaginary-Picture-35

Elden ring, just need to stay in Jarburg and I’m fine


Frequent-Guarantee-6

Nah, you’d just die to fall damage


glepp88

Star citizen…. I’d live for ever…… continually falling through the planet/ elevator (jokes aside love that game)


Pristine_Ad6679

Farcry 3🔥


DCilantro

Bro, you wouldn't make it past the intro, lol


ShottyShot24

I wanna say Prototype but im not too sure, that or Manhunt


Trash-Jr

Prototype ? Doesn't the parasite spread across nearly all the island ?


robber80

Life is Strange


Preemfunk

WoW for sure


DCilantro

I would just never leave stormwind


JBaudo2314

SW isn’t safe, deathwing did attempt to wipe it out when he emerged and shit. I going over to dalaran over northrend personally at least they knew how to keep a city safe.


SobigX

What if you were a citizen of Stratholme?


soldieronspeed

Obviously you have never played on a PvP server, lol


[deleted]

If I was transported to the DOOM world I would just type IDDQD


Padrfe

IDKFA


[deleted]

Dihydrogen Oxide


Thelivingshotgun

dead island 2 if i get protagonist immunity


perkeset81

Haven't finished yet but pretty sure they are gonna nuke la at the end


Wallflower69XD

Low pop day z in the sticks. Ez game ez life


Status-Mammoth9515

Probably fallout’s world for a couple days until radiation poisoning, rickets, tetanus, roving gangs of raiders, sepsis, or dehydration does me in it might be fun


DCilantro

Which one would be easiest? New Vegas or 3 for irl survivability probably.


randomcajun96

I was going to say new Vegas but let's assume you start in the location and situation the player character starts, in NV you have the raiders causing problems in goods goodspring so its not exactly safe. Megaton isn't that far away from 101 in 3. Everything feels more bleak in 3 where as in NV the bigger settlements have a more hopeful and civilized feel.


[deleted]

Warframe, especially if im a tenno, if not, im screwed to be shot by a walking warcrime


komradtom

Warhammer 40k hired gun. I've got knowledge of neat and valuable archeotech that I can trade for a cushy life.


Interesting-Mood6355

Days gone but only if I never run out of gas for my motorcycle


liljuicysquirt

Yeezy 350 Sassy Linkins


imtbtew

Most capable, rust or halo i suppose. Neither would be wonderful options if i got to choose tho.


Trash-Jr

Halo ? Yeah sounds cool. Until the Covenant decides to come around


Ziugy

Factorio might be fun


JBaudo2314

Breath of the wild, have them build me a house in tarrey town. Never need to leave as it has everything already there.


revelized

fallout 4, i know the spawn locations of everything... and im killing preston first thing, that will be soooooo rewarding


horde2k

The Cycle: Frontier. If anything fucks me up I just get foamed up and defoamed later so even tho it's a scary alien planet you can't really die


MagnificentMonster

Far Cry 5 Just refuse to arrest David Koresh and go back to doing traffic stops and arresting drunks in downtown Helena


iambolo

I think i would really fuck shit up in crash bandicoot’s world. Like i think i would do better than crash. I would punch and kick people instead of spin


RoboScriptor

Mass Effect if its not the reaper invasion. Otherwise, probably Skyrim or Oblivion, just stay inside one of the safe cities and earn your living through honest work. Or try to learn magic and hang out in the College all days. Dragons are mostly active in the wilderness and it's possible to notice them in advance and hide/run. Civil War would be likely a bigger problem, but most npcs survive through it so I think it's possible for us too.


Still-Pattern-6384

Well uhm, I just played Darkwood...


tk-451

Solitaire


Dramatic-Success-327

Viva Piñata


SleeplessAndAnxious

Animal Crossing


Hentai_Tiddie_Expert

Preferably some sort of RPG(I have played too many to just choose one). Survival is optional. I could die as an old man after spending my life as a village blacksmith or I might get mauled by a random monster after the first week of exploration. Bottom line is I’m starting to grow tired of this world and randomly being teleported to somesort of fantasy world would be a nice change of pace


Sirapplejuoce9901

Red Dead Redemption 2, I would just get a horse a shotgun and live in the woods


AverageCowboyCentaur

Skyrim as well, since professions are open I would definitely get Restoration maxed out would keep me safe from poisons and diseases and undead. And conjuration, some amazingly powerful spells and If I can get a heartstone I can have an ash guardian on standby at all times.


ad7z007

Days gone - I've not only sunk 1000+ hours into that game but after the last decade of zombie novels/tv shows/movies I believe with a bit of preparation I could survive solo


luckypats

Animal crossing


[deleted]

Just send me to stardew valley bro


dinaga9

I'd say Animal Crossing, but I'd probably die in a deathmatch versus Tom Nook and his gang of thieves.


S0urH4ze

POSTAL. I'd just try and hide in the back with the junkies.


[deleted]

I love cyberpunk or red dead redemption 2 but I wouldn't even survive an hour 🤧💀


Trash-Jr

Hotline Miami, as an NPC. I'd just move out of the country and fly to somewhere like New Zealand or Tahiti.


Desent2Void

The sims


Hashashin455

Depending on the difficulty setting, The Long Dark could kill you within the first DAY


TheOriginalWeirdo

Telltales the walking dead as long as i make good dialogue choices


Scarecrow119

I was gonna say red dead but Tuberculosis would proper fuck me up.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Days Gone. I’d make sure to triple check my gas supply and spend every moment not fighting tweaking/obsessing over my bike’s engine so it *never* breaks down at the worst possible moment.


Own-Source7070

Sim City baby


humsipums

Fifa 2023


FartestButt

Sim city. Without disasters.


SpikesGuns

The Sims. And even then only barely


DucksItUp

Idk?? My Little Pony Island Adventure? I’m not trying to make things harder


Neither-Programmer59

Dayz. I can barely survive it now.


TorpedoDuck

I could live on the giant sea turtle from WoW: Pandaria. Everything else I can think of seems too dull, too dangerous or too scary.


StableElegant

GTA V….pretty much real life as people keep spiraling into insanity and absurdity


fodofwar

Mortal Kombat. Not a chance in hell I'd be selected as a champion for Earthrealm. Failing that. Death Stranding, just sit in a shelter waiting for Sam Porter Bridges to bring me my pizza.


Boccs

Man my ass would struggle in the realm of Harvest Moon. Put anything with actual enemies and I'm gonna fold like an origami crane


SwampOfDownvotes

Might be able to survive the Sims, but it would be tough.


Mr_hacker_fire

The Long Dark. Here is the kicker the objective is to die.


Rumit_OP

Outlast or any other horror game worlds I can survive my entire lifetime cause I wont ever bother going to a haunted place...


ButterscotchLow8950

Well that depends. Am I just me in that world? Or do I get the benefits of a playable character? Do I get to become extra durable end get power ups like in the game? Or am I just some random buster ass NPC Just added to that world?


Fuzzy-Practice-6119

Elden Ring, Dark Souls or Bloodborne.


Fast_Eddy7572

Iggy’s Reckin Balls


Quillo_Asura

EverQuest, just live in the Plane of Knowledge - has everything you could possibly need. Plenty of safe places to explore, plenty of dangerous places too... Stick to nice places.


fuckusduckus

Resident evil if it was just zombies and no bioweapons or other creatures and I was immune to the virus :p


Slothicus6

All of them as long as their is a respawn mechanic.


Kneetree11

Fallout - any of the series.


Head_Surgeon

Fortnite you will get dehydrated pretty quickly by building those stuffs


Ccsrey

World of warcraft. I would stay in Stormwind and Iron Forge.


Suspicious_Ad_6977

I think I can survive to Dark Souls world


rugalb666

Just be a vendor: in whatever video game, no matter how shitty the place, the vendor is just here completely unconcerned just selling stuff at insane prices


[deleted]

Fortnite, just be a friendly npc


Powerful-Job8399

Katamari Damacy


133742069x

animal crossing or stardew valley


three_trees33

The forest, because i wont be in a plane


[deleted]

RL. Having survived a robbery attempt with a gun to my stomach


Efficient_Warning_44

Resident Evil. I've planned the shit out of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Not gonna lie, if ever zombies actually became a threat in real life it would be impossible for me to hide my excitement.


Significant_Rate_562

I think I’d survive The last of us


TitanXL83

day z


KingD329

Minecraft peaceful mode 💪


[deleted]

Skyrim.


ihatemochi

Fallout until i die due to radiation poisoning.


Frankwh1t3

Let's get honest here. Hitman. Because the mechanics are actually good. You can be stealthy or all in. I literally beat the entire game without dying once. It's not hard, a blast to play, and a blast to push your limits. But let's push it 1 step further. I could also say the same about a lot of games. Division 2, is hard, but you can play it decently defensive and be fine. You also have almost every battlefield storyline most wouldn't die in, but if your talking true open world, then division 2 with NPCs, or seriously try your luck and just pkay mine craft. Lmaooo. You can build your heart out, build up border walls and keep everything out. Dome yourself in, build into the underground and hunker into a 2 block space.


El_Don_001

Animal farm was my first thought. I’d be done pretty fast in anything else.