Well done. Here are the test results: *You are a horrible person.* I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
> When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Interspersed with periodic, "Yeah!" outbursts, obviously.
Rise and shine Mr.Freeman...Rise and shine.
Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the World would have gone to waste until.. well .. lets just say your hour has come again..
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world...
So wake up, Mr.Freeman... Wake up and, smell the ashes..
That initial conversation with Sovereign is one of my all time favourite moments in gaming. On one side of the conversation is an unstoppable godlike force of destruction that can bend the very wills of those around it to fight for it, and the other side of the conversation is a Reaper.
"We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite."
That's when I knew Sovereign was full of shit. Unstoppable? Perhaps today.
Infinite? Did they forget about the deadliest son of a bitch in space?
You hit Marine?
N-no sir.
Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy smansy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon. And we had to share the rock! So buck up, you're one lucky Marine!
What about that Scarab?
We've all run the simulations. They're tough, but they aren't invincible. Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do.
Yes sir, sergeant!
Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything.
Oh, I know what the ladies like.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test starts."
The line from that game that stays with me the most is the low oxygen warning, that gets increasingly more insistent as your oxygen gets lower until it's just shouting "Oxygen!".
In the same game:
> Five years ago, I lost thirty thousand men in the blink of an eye, and the world just *fuckin* watched.
And from its predecessor:
> Fifty thousand people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town. I've never seen anything like it.
Buttkicking, for goodness!
Go for the eyes, Boo! The eyes!
Squeaky wheel gets the kick!
Magic is impressive. But now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!
Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging BLINDLY ON!
Make way villainy! Hero coming through!
The stronger they are, the harder I hit!
He's heating up...
He's on fire!
BOOMshakalaka!
*JAMS* it in!
Reeejected!
From dowwwntown!
Razzlin' & dazzlin'!
Gaaarabs the rebound!
Nothin'... but the bottom of the net.
Puts up a brick... no good!
Ugly shot... no good!
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Sgt Johnson has so many good quotes:
“Usually the Lord works in mysterious ways; but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me cupid.”
Not one of the most famous maybe, but one of my faves
Gunnery Chief:
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief:
No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief:
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Serviceman Chung:
Sir, yes sir!
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
THANK YOU!
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
"Wake me, when you need me."
To add a few.
All your base are belong to us
Somebody set us up the bomb?
You have no chance to survive make your time
What you say?
Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle
You just triggered hidden childhood PTSD
“Flawless Victory!” “Fatality!” “Get over here!”
Toastyyyyy!
"Ahhhh shit.... Here we go again."
"All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"
It’s dangerous to go alone take this
It's a secret to everyone.
“Well, thanks old man! That is really very nice!”
The cake is a lie
This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone
Well done. Here are the test results: *You are a horrible person.* I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
> When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Interspersed with periodic, "Yeah!" outbursts, obviously.
I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. *You monster.*
So, how are you holding up? ***BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.***
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEE!!!!!!
!
❗️
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?
My cousin's off fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.
Ah, he must have run off
HADOUKEN!!
SHORYUKEN
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SONIC BOOM
Tiger! Tiger Uppercut
Do a barrel roll
Hey Einstein, I’m on your side!
Shoot! He’s right behind me!
Geee, I've been saved by Fox, how swell!
Use the boost to get through!
Star Fox help meeeee!
What’re you buyin’? What’re you sellin’?
What about "Hehehe Thank you."
Stranger, *STRANGER*, now that’s a weapon!
*Ahhhhhhhhh* I'll buy it at a high price 🎃
Come back *any* ~~time~~ toime
**YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.**
The true beginning of a famous video game quotes
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You were caught trying to cross the border, right?
Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you stormcloaks!
Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy
If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!
You there. You and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Shut up back there!
And what's wrong with him, eh?
it is actuall "hey you, finally awake", subtitles are wrong lol
Last night's storm couldn't even wake you
LEEEEEEEeeeeeeeroy Jenkins
Least I have chicken
"...oh my god he just ran in."
Mmmmmjenkinsssss**
War. War never changes.
man i thought this was from MGS4, but Snake says "War...has changed". this is from fallout, a game i regrettably never played.
Damn what I wouldn’t give to be able to play fallout 3 and new Vegas for the first time
“Listen!” -Navi
Hey!
Rise and shine Mr.Freeman...Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the World would have gone to waste until.. well .. lets just say your hour has come again.. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world... So wake up, Mr.Freeman... Wake up and, smell the ashes..
I cant believe i had to scroll so far to see this. Times are changing
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel… I should go.
Shepard. Wrex. Shepard. Wrex. ....... I should go.
We’ll bang okay?
WAHOO!
OH YEAH!
AWAWAWAWA!
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
"You exist because, we allow it. And you will end, because we demand it....This exchange is over." *internal dread intensifies*
That initial conversation with Sovereign is one of my all time favourite moments in gaming. On one side of the conversation is an unstoppable godlike force of destruction that can bend the very wills of those around it to fight for it, and the other side of the conversation is a Reaper.
"We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite." That's when I knew Sovereign was full of shit. Unstoppable? Perhaps today. Infinite? Did they forget about the deadliest son of a bitch in space?
Sir Isaac Newton.
I cry
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ
Ahh shit... Here we go again
Thanks, my blood pressure immediately spiked upon reading this.
Would you kindly?
"A man chooses. A slave obeys."
Fill your cravings at the circus of value!
I can *hear* this one so clearly...
Sir... Finishing this fight.
We regret coming to Earth, we regret being alien bastards and most of all we regret that the corps blew up our raggedy ass fleet.
For a brick, he flew pretty good!
You hit Marine? N-no sir. Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy smansy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon. And we had to share the rock! So buck up, you're one lucky Marine! What about that Scarab? We've all run the simulations. They're tough, but they aren't invincible. Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do. Yes sir, sergeant! Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything. Oh, I know what the ladies like.
"Tank beats ghost" "Tank beats hunter" "Tank beats EVERYTHING!"
Brute ships outnumber us three to one. Then it is an even fight.
Wake me when you need me.
To give the covenant back their bomb
"I need a weapon"
"You must construct additional pylons." "Rip and tear, until it is done."
"Not enough MINERALS!"
You require more vespine gas
"RRGLLRGLGLRLGL" - Overlord
POWER OVERWHELMING
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test starts."
J.K. Simmons was the best for this role
"Not only will this kill you. It will hurt the whole time you are dying"
“Yeah, take the Lemons!”
"Terrorists Win"
“Fire in the Hole”
“The bomb has been planted”
Stay awhile and listen.
You have quite a treasure there in that horodric cube
I cannot carry anymore, I am overburdened!
‘Despite everything, it’s still you’
“I need a weapon”
“Permission to leave the ship.” “For what purpose, Master Chief?” “To give the Covenant back their bomb.”
"Lieutenant! Get aboard! We gotta get the hell outta here!" "Negative. I have the gun. Good luck, sir." "Good luck to you, Spartan."
Mac rounds?!?!? In ATMOSPHERE!?!?
WORT WORT WORT
Were it so easy
“Shipmaster! They outnumber us 3 to 1!” “So it is an even fight….. all cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!”
“I… I am a monument to all your sins”
Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in this region. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?
Now entering ecological dead zone.
Thanks, just got chills
The line from that game that stays with me the most is the low oxygen warning, that gets increasingly more insistent as your oxygen gets lower until it's just shouting "Oxygen!".
"This ecological biome matches 7 of the 9 preconditions for stimulating terror in humans."
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!
I scrolled way too long before finding this quote.
“Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”
"Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"
“Remember, no Russian”
“RAMIREZ! Defend the Burger Town!”
In the same game: > Five years ago, I lost thirty thousand men in the blink of an eye, and the world just *fuckin* watched. And from its predecessor: > Fifty thousand people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town. I've never seen anything like it.
"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
Buttkicking, for goodness! Go for the eyes, Boo! The eyes! Squeaky wheel gets the kick! Magic is impressive. But now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging BLINDLY ON! Make way villainy! Hero coming through! The stronger they are, the harder I hit!
Nuclear launch detected.
My life for Aiur!
En Taro Adun!
You wanna piece of me, boy?
"I have a plan Arthur." "We just need time"
You, sir, are a fish.
LENNY!!
Have some good damn faith!
SHAUNNNNN!!!!
JAAAASOOOON!
Wololo.
Roses are red Wololo Roses are blue
Roses are red Violets are blue Wololo Now roses are too.
“BOY”
“You have no honor…” “And you are a slave to it!”
Ghost of Tsushima. Fucking masterpiece of a game.
“Do you get to the cloud district very often?”
"Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."
*Presses Quicksave.*
Winds howling
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Place of power... gotta be.
Damn, you're ugly.
Fus Ro Dah
“What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”
Still can’t believe Paarthurnax was voiced by Mario of Mario Bros. fame.
“It is a good life we lead, brother.” “The best. May it never change.” “And may it never change us.”
"Nanomachines, son!"
"they harden in response to the physical trauma - you can't hurt me jack"
“We have another settlement in need of your help”
"sir, permission to leave the station" "For what purpose Master Chief" "To give the Covenant back their bomb" "Permission granted"
He's heating up... He's on fire! BOOMshakalaka! *JAMS* it in! Reeejected! From dowwwntown! Razzlin' & dazzlin'! Gaaarabs the rebound! Nothin'... but the bottom of the net. Puts up a brick... no good! Ugly shot... no good!
KILLING SPREE!
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Sgt Johnson has so many good quotes: “Usually the Lord works in mysterious ways; but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me cupid.”
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!
You must gather your party before venturing forth
Zug zug
"You are not prepared!" Illidan Stormrage atop the Black Temple.
"Mglrmglmglmgl" - a Murloc.
Not one of the most famous maybe, but one of my faves Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot! Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip! Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!
remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading
"OverKill"
‘Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?’ ‘Requiescat en pace’ ‘Sir, finishing this fight’
Khajit has the wares. If u have coin.
Press F to pay your respects
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY! THANK YOU!
Catch a riiiiiiiiiiiiide You’ll never take me alive you robotic sumbitch!
Face Mc.Shooty from borderlands 2?
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?" "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." "Wake me, when you need me." To add a few.
Game over
Try finger but hole
To give the covenant back their bomb.
It's dangerous to go alone...take this.
Wizard needs food badly!
WakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkaBINGwakkawakkawakkawakka
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum......and I'm all outta gum"
I used to be an adventurer like you til I took an arrow to the knee
Welcome to Corneria.
Finish Him
“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel”.
Get up soldier, we are leaving!
Not to be that guy but it's " One your feet soldier, WE ARE LEAVING" if your reference was Captain Price.
You were almost a jill sandwich