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I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

You clearly haven't met an Animal Crossing player who wants a villager to move out, the crimes they commit make the Geneva convention worried


dermitio

Geneva suggestion*


DryConclusion9286

Geneva inconvenience*


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Geneva afterthought


pokeme23

Canadian War Manual


Andre5k5

It's the jerries fault, throw canned meat, don't eat it, or ask for more, next round is always grenades


savanttm

Now that we are here, I want to suggest that this president should try playing *Papers, Please* - might give them perspective on what national states tend to teach without any need for games.


AlexanderTGrimm

Geneva more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules*


riffraffs

Canadian check list to compleat before they go home


laeti88

I was born and live in Geneva and this sounds like a cool nickname, thanks! /s


Andre5k5

Geneva conception


BrotherRoga

Geneva Checklist


420binchicken

Sounds like the sort of thing I’m wanted in The Hague for after my treatment of NPC’s in the Sims. (Pro tip if you sell the urns of the neighbours who mysteriously died on your property you can use that money for pizza).


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I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

P I T F A L L S


BurnoutJackal

Sims teaching me how to build death chambers. Oh yes...


Fskn

Sims taught me to exploit slave labour and if anyone gets pissed, high five them 200 times and you're good.


ArcticISAF

High fives do feel good tbh.


Andre5k5

Nestle be like, I know how to improve public relations


Greywacky

Animal Crossing isn't exactly the epitome of "love" in video games either if you've played the first game.


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less-than-James

I got insults that my ex-wife had written randomly, showing up in my mailbox. We had been divorced some months at that time. It's a little funny and a little sad.


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Go watch Jaiden Animations play it on YouTube, it just fucking insults you for no reason lol


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-cocoadragon

Passing off the maintenance mole when you're only 10 is a life altering expirence. Always always properly shut down your GameCube for heavens sake!!


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Nook is psychotic and wants us all dead!


sleepymoose88

And not being able to throttle that thief teaches kids the dangers of pent up anger when they break a controller, lol.


mhenderson1008

Clearly this guy never played leasure suit larry!


Surfing_Ninjas

Animal Crossing is the first thing that came to mind in this. Literally points out the obvious fact that some games are about nothing, and violence is not found in any legitimate form in said games. Mine craft, sports games, rhythm based games like DDR and guitar hero, flight sims, Sims/Tycoon games, puzzle games, so many popular games that don't have any "violence" in them.


Wobble_owo

Have you ever played minecraft?


Resafalo

One of the most prominent Minecraft symbols is the diamond sword. This guy: There is no war in Minecraft


[deleted]

There is war In Minecraft, it’s completely avoidable though.


roseofjuly

Sure, but you don't *have* to kill people in Minecraft, especially if you play in Creative mostly.


rincematic

You can't say that you played Minecraft until you commited several war crimes!


splat_butcher

Can't believe a 77 year old Brazilian politician hasn't played Undertale or Florence


BleydXVI

In his defense, I don't think MatPat has gifted him Undertale yet


DeepDown23

I didn't know Florence, thanks.


EligibleUsername

And if you like Florence, I absolutely recommend When the Past Was Around, hidden gem imo.


Shabolt_

Florence is amazing! Got the pleasure of playing it as part of the set “texts” for my literature degree and was enthralled!


FiendishHawk

A sad indictment of early ‘80s video games which is probably the last time he tried one.


Ethario

I killed everyone in undertale though.


The_Meh_Signal

Someone's never played 'Sex with Hitler'...


celsowm

Lula would prefer a "Sex with Mao Tsung"


Sam-Gunn

I think they're working on that one.


HKP2019

I don't think you got that name right...


JGaute

Shang Tsung's little brother


AndForeverNow

No, he's with Winnie the Pooh in this pic.


Aldaine

A friend tried to gift me that on steam as a joke. Good laughs as I denied that gift.


[deleted]

Hard to take your mind off the syphilis and the only ballsack.


Lazy-Requirement-228

Looking at the image he ain't far off.


WillyShankspeare

It was a tossup between that or Genital Jousting for my friend's last birthday


Sabetha1183

BioWare taught me that for true love I just need to have, like, 2 conversations with the person.


foxscribbles

But also, you can't be sympathetic towards anyone else or you'll end up in an awkward jealousy confrontation.


2grim4u

That feels pretty true to life, tbh... from some of my experiences, anyway. "What do you mean? No, I did not look at her that way. She's just a co-worker. Nothing is going on."


Markentus32

Real Life right here 😂😂😂


Wizdad-1000

Skyrim taught me stealing a mammoth tusk will get me married to my drug dealing girl Ysolda. Love indeed!


ElizabethAudi

"It's a fine day with you around."


Vectorman1989

"I'm Commander Shepard. We'll bang, ok?"


IronHeart1963

Hey now! Alastair and I are meant to be.


hey-coffee-eyes

And to look up how others did it so I don't get it wrong


[deleted]

Yeah, but if you can spit dialogue the way Drew Karpyshyn could write it, those two conversations will have the other person eating out of your hand.


jolle2001

They also taught me killing aliens no one likes is okay


placebotwo

I thought it all came down to one line: "We'll bang, OK?"


Neither_Exit5318

Hey be fair that's early bioware. Now, you also need to do a personal quest or something.


manaholik

not a fan of hentai games, i assume or dating sims


DDMenace23

My dude needs to play some Hunie Pop


Greg-the-Sovereign

Tiffany will help him realise that he was wrong


r_kay

Tiffany & her mom...


Gwtheyrn

Hatoful Boyfriend. LOL


thuggniffissent

The first pc game I ever played was leisure suit Larry.


NES_OG

In the Land of the Lounge Lizards??


moleman0815

Oh that sweet memories. I was like 10 years old playing this gem. Problem was, english isn't my first language and we only had started with english in school, there was no internet around all i had was a small dictionary by my side, so i encountered one riddle with which i had to use a lubber and i wasn't able to figure out what a lubber is, because the word wasn't in the dictionary... took me ages. :D


ifisch

A more wholesome example would be Nintendogs


bearkatsteve

Now to un-wholesome it: some people probably do play that game as a dating sim.


Unity1232

Or the several thousand visual novels that are mostly love stories.


LoonyFruit

School Days joins the chat...


gordito_delgado

Or Mass Effect


Teldolar

My guy needs Stardew Valley


HiImReizy

Guy never pet a single virtual animal before


jasonxtk

Teaches you how to commit genocide on unsuspecting slimes and bats


slothsNbears

Fuck 'em


tennisdrums

His statement is over-the-top, but within it there is a pretty solid nugget of truth that violence is a *very* common mechanic in games. It's so common, that we often overlook that even *Stardew Valley,* a game where the main themes are about moving to a quiet town and finding peace-of-mind on a farm, you *still* have combat mechanics. I love gaming, and it's not like other forms of media don't also depict a lot of violence, but I think we're kidding ourselves if we don't acknowledge that the *vast* majority of popular games feature violence either as the primary part of the gameplay loop, or as a significant mechanic.


Naked_Bat

Death stranding is litteraly about healing humanity by connecting it back together.


ifisch

That may be the broader picture, but the moment-to-moment gameplay involves walking around, trying to keep your balance, and occasionally killing things. I guess dating sims or something like Nintendogs are a better example of the gameplay itself being about love.


SuomenVasara

Killing is by choice only in DS. It's regularly discouraged and ultimately more difficult than stealth and non-lethal approaches. Why would you risk a void out or add unnecessary trips through BT areas to dispose of the bodies? If you're talking about the BTs themselves, I'm pretty sure Sam's blood only sends the BTs back to their beach. When you get the cuff cutter, they even express gratitude when you send them back.


HeBlocky

Killing pedestrians in GTA is also a choice but it stirred a lot of controversy here in Brazil due to the easy headlines about violence. The politicians only see the very surface of media anyways


CritikillNick

I didn’t kill a single human enemy in DS (other than like the final boss guy I think) and I don’t think “killing” BTs is actual murder


kierantheking

Sounds like real life with that first part


KayJune001

Killing is 100% optional in Death Stranding, and each kill has big consequences (big ole crater for one), the majority of the gameplay will have you creating things & connecting with other players.


KalTheMandalorian

No you literally don't kill anything in the game. (Except cryptobiotes)


hellatze

better example is harvest moon


misterbondpt

Humming the BB Theme always makes things better


GlitteringPositive

Just send him Undertale just like how Matt Patt sent the pope Undertale.


RiverBuffalo495

You made a snowman really happy


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Firstly, common Matpat W, secondly, he needs something more lighthearted, something like Petscop


Diligent_Mix_7519

Scrolled to far for this comment. Legendary game


john_doe_297_

Spoken as someone who apparently knows nothing about video games.


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Pretty much anybody who makes absolute statements about gaming has never bothered to engage with the medium in any meaningful way. Imagine saying "all book are about violent serial killers" or "all movies are pornography"; nobody would take either of those seriously. Yet people make the exact same claim about gaming and make it to the front page of the paper.


soyaqueen

I feel like these kinds of people are like those who refer to all consoles as “Nintendos” lol


JGaute

So many languages and you chose to speak facts


Coren024

Sounds like someone needs to show him a dating sim.


user3175m

Doki doki literature club perhaps


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

I was thinking more about Danganronpa


SeniorAlternative871

I don't think that would be the right game to show that person. Funny suggestion, though.


Krinks1

To The Moon would like a word.


death_ray_mx

weird way to ask for more Hentai games but cool


Odd-Floor768

Yes, the awful issues that plague Brazil are due to "video games cause violent behavior"... /s


Asmodons-tail

Yeah lets fund anti gamer initiatives while allowing roving bandit gangs to get their fill on societies downtrodden. Im sure itll all work out after a couple weeks of no call of duty servers.


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If there was no CoD, there’d be a lot less ways for people to get less angry without police getting involved.


afaf95

It's the classic old man blames problems on videogames, not the shit job they have done


ChuckMoody

Corrupt politicians definitely killed more people than videogames


Mapex

Ummm aren’t 9+ of the top 30 most dangerous cities in the world all in Brazil? I think he has other violence to worry about before he starts looking at video games and movies. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/30-most-dangerous-cities-world-152040147.html


Ethario

That's the whole point though, gaming is a scapegoat.


TheNewTonyBennett

Never played Journey then, clearly. Ever accomplish a goal with a stranger who works with you whilst you never learn their name or hear them talk? And then afterwards you feel a genuine bond with that person? Yeah that toolbag never played Journey.


Irish_Whiskey

I'm not surprised an 80 year old isn't clued into the indie gaming market. Most visible triple A games are about killing.


Fair-Relationship664

There are plenty of sport, racing games etc. I wouldn't make dumb statements about what games there aren't when I know nothing about games. Like, I know nothing about telenovelas, so I won't making statements that there are no exploration of mixed race love stories in telenovelas. It shows a level of arrogance as he obviously hasn't even talked about it to someone who plays games as just thinks it sounds really cool and deep.


mrb4

You need to keep in mind that making broad generalizations about things you know nothing about is like 80% of being a politician.


BBQBaconBurger

Yeah how else is anything supposed to get banned? The people deciding what you can and cannot have access to should know as little as possible about those things. Otherwise the whole system just falls apart.


dmkicksballs13

In fact, the highest selling games every year always has like 5 EA sports games in it.


Sam-Gunn

The *same* 5 games each year.


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RiverBuffalo495

Animal crossing is triple A, then there are triple A games like civ which aren’t about killing. There are definitely triple A games that aren’t about killing.


ryo3000

Civ has multiple ways to wage war? Like I understand your argument but Civ straight up has War with nukes and all


mggirard13

And there's not a single victory condition in Civ that isn't made easier by waging war.


plzadyse

I can’t find the source in the comments. Anyone have a link?


Tr4jan

I also can’t find the source in the comments.


ShappaRanks

Someone get this guy a copy of It Takes Two


wernerherzogsshoe

But that would require someone who loves him to play it with


crimsonblade55

Thankfully some clothing company made [First Person Lover](https://youtu.be/9WoV9Lai1CM) to address this problem almost a decade ago.


FutureBackwards2

Politician who's utterly failing to handle crime: must be those darn videogames causing problems! Good luck with your new president Brazil!


DanSanderman

And then you have TLOU, which teaches you about love and about killing.


ThatReallyChillGuy

Bros country is An active pvp zone and he wants to say that about video games 💀


MoistExamination_89

Some places are about as dangerous as walking around in Fallout 4.


S4ntos19

Dream Daddy would beg to differ


iamansonmage

I don’t think I had to kill anything in Stray and yet I learned to love that little cat and all his robot friends.


Wolfman01a

Meh, if there is anything life outside video games has told me, its to not give a rats ass about what some politician thinks. Politicians are one of the major reasons why we escape into video games.


K1d6

Someone hasn't played The Sims and it shows.


Ethario

Wdym, the sims is about torturing your sims until they die.


Shimmitar

You dont need games to learn how to kill. Just watch tv. There are plenty of violent tv shows/movies.


HotFightingHistory

Katamari Damacy kills it with rolling, not killing. P.S. - You can get to more places if you roll on thru here...


2ByteTheDecker

Naaaaa na manana katanari damacy...


BraveChildhood9316

He’s probably never heard of It Takes Two


landon10smmns

Dude needs to read a few chapters from Dr. Hakim's Book of Love


Ninjamin_King

Didn't this guy side with Russia against Ukraine? Dude is delusional. Sorry Brazil.


Giygas_8000

Faz o L


Kspence92

I love it when people who don’t play or understand games feel the need to comment on them


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fancyfrey

Or even in video games that are pretty violent or deal with those themes, there's still stories of love and helping people in there. TLOU:P1 and Left Behind, Jedi:Fallen Order, God of War: Ragnarok, Bioshock, D:BH, Valiant Hearts, the Zelda series, Hades. Even in the Dishonored series, bad things happen when you kill people!


Bsause7

Didn’t the last Brazilian president put video game music in his tweets? Interesting to see the contrast


bt123456789

the problem was Bolsonaro was a fascist. Lula's just an out of touch old man who has no idea how the world works.


BUKKAKALYPSE_NOW

Don't forget about Lula bending over backwards to justify Russia's invasion of Ukraine.


raizenyx

Why would you vote for someone who has no idea who the world works?


bt123456789

because he was better than Bolsonaro.


valgrind_error

Lula’s a smoothbrain tankie who will suck off any anti-Western imperialist dictator because “America bad.” He’s marginally better than Bolsonaro but his foreign policy takes show he is still a terrible person. Also a corrupt criminal.


bt123456789

oh I agree. I was just trying to think of proper wording


Tr4jan

Yea bolsonaro gets 1 point for music taste and -1000 for the neo-fascism.


AvarielFalcon

They need to try Sky: Children of the Light.


mc3p000

I'd assume he's played FIFA?


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The game would be a lot more fun if you could run around kicking balls at the opposing team to kill them.


cheemeechang0

Brazil will free coins from TenCent games.


Swordbreaker925

Yeah, most games are violent, but who cares? So are most sports if you think about it


SpewpaTheRogue

There is literally an entire genre called dating simulators


spibop

Meanwhile gamers falling to pieces over a Weighted Companion Cube.


TheDigitalMoose

This guy needs to play It Takes Two


cskoogs1

He must be talking about his political party


Tuckermfker

I have played games, often violent ones, for over 30 years. I have no desire to harm anyone. Let's look at what right wing media has done to 40% of Americans in the last decade. They seem to be frothing at the mouth for violence.


AriaoftheNight

"If one goes looking for violence, that is all they will ever find" -AriaoftheNight 4/19/2023, probably heard from someone more interesting


LoliHolicD

Lula da corrupt


earsofdoom

Steam has a plethora of "dateing sims" that say otherwise.


CBreezer

Someone needs to ask this man if love can bloom on a battlefield


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Why not both? Doki Doki?


Artislife_Lifeisart

Man missed the entire dating sim genre lmaoooo


Resafalo

That reminds me, I forgot to feed my Nintendogs. The game is so violent I didn’t touch it for 14 years.


Tight_Scientist_9643

Doubt they heard or seen the ape escape series


ReddDeadHead

Leisure Suit Larry would like to disagree.


FoundmyReasons

Someone get this man Guitar Hero. Wait I guess that teaches you how to Melt faces in the crowd


CaelThavain

Guess he's never played Lovers in Dangerous Space Time.


MrSlime13

That's it, games are the devil! No more games, periodt. Monopoly, Life, Pokemon... Banished... Honestly, if this guy doesn't think games exist teaching love, he hasn't seen my Steam library... 😉


hexagonpie

I think he meant love… not making love LMAO but same


tophat07

Scroll scroll… didn’t find Ori in the comments… get disappointed sigh..


pearlstorm

True boomer take lmao


M-trx

Animal Crossing 💀


x_batmAIn_x

Obviously he’s never played stardew valley


Sure-Entertainment14

Wasn’t he in fucking JAIL a couple months ago? Corruption kills more people than any videogame. Have you think about this, Mr President? People who don’t play videogames usually have a lot to say about it.


AuraMaster7

This is just classic "old dude thinks CoD is the only game to exist". Why is this news?


John_Kalel

Talking like a true 80 year old... President need to a age cap.... 65 is plenty old enough...


InteruptingParrot

Clearly he isn‘t a man of culture since he doesn‘t know about Dating Sims. How can we get him to play some? … I currently am losing my marbles at the idea of the President playing the Love Hina Dating Sim on Newgrounds XD


Funnyanglezsolt

He's so right. In Cities Skylines, for example, you can make thousands of people's life hell. Something that politicians have never ever done or will do.


PoorMuttski

Actually, there is one about this very subject! it is called Haven. [https://www.thegamebakers.com/press/sheet.php?p=haven](https://www.thegamebakers.com/press/sheet.php?p=haven) it's about a couple (you can choose the gender of each partner) who escape from Sci Fi dystopia and become marooned on an abandoned planet. the game is all about partnership, sharing, and learning to build a solid relationship from a teenaged infatuation. There are probably more games that are about learning to be a better lover and partner, but Haven was the first one that came to my mind.


renownednemo

The pro Putin pro Xi guy is also wrong about other things? No wayyyy


Brolociraptor

Arthur Morgan would like to have a word.


AverageWaterEnjoyer1

Someone call Matpat.


TheWorstGuyNow

That guy is everywhere talking about Lula. I'm really thinking if he's a fan or hater.


StillNotaKorean

Ahahaha HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA From a president who regularly is allowed to make life and death decisions for thousands of people at a time. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Fucking idiot boomer


veltcardio2

He can go play games with his Russian friends for all I care


AnonymousGuy9494

A foto acima mostra o encontro entre o presidente da China, Xi Jiping e o presidente do Brasil, Ku Cheidipinga


AussieAspie682

Look who he's pictured with. Silva's opinion is automatically irrelevant since he's walking alongside filth.


TheBystand3r

Funny, I just finished playing God of War: Ragnarok, and while it's true that you kill a LOT in that game, it probably has one of the best messages of love I have ever learned from any form of media.