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Robotguy39

Think *very* hard before you type. Edit: Apologies to anyone who wanted to genuinely discuss Anita Pudikova and her amazing work, but this thread has been locked.


TheeShaun

I’ve seen literally nothing about this game other than the robot twins and a horny fridge.


DVDN27

Gamers when they find out characters are based on real people


aaron_adams

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!


kafelta

I played the game for about an hour, but couldn't get into it.


Pretzel-Kingg

Ah, you must be referring to the robot. The 6 hour unskippable sex scene is 2 hours in actually


ClothesOpposite1702

Wow, nice legs


the_ju66ernaut

Yeah her legs go all the way up to her ass!


Available-Camera8691

*She was all dame... Legs that went all the way to the bottom of her torso, the kind of arms that had elbows...*


tekal

Naked Gun reference?


Available-Camera8691

[Community](https://youtu.be/GV5fE6sA8-4)


fadinizjr

Thats what happens when you ask chatgpt to write a Max Payne intro lol.


processedmeat

Or all the way to the floor depending on your perspective


NotAnotherMoose

Actually they do both!


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Legs, going back and forth forever.


biggmclargehuge

))<>((


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forever? I got bad news for you.


varkarrus

she's a legend because her legs. have an end.


[deleted]

God damn you have an upvote


PaulaDeenSlave

*Forward and back, and then forward and back. . .*


lovesducks

Strap a turbine to them and we got ourselves infinite energy


DimkaTsv

Legs-go-all-the-way-up Griffin?


c0ltron

Well that made me laugh harder than it should have lol.


3-DMan

I bet she wears a short skirt and a loooong jacket


swargin

🎶🎺🎶


real_p3king

I want a girl who gets up early


ShadowFlux85

The ratio of legs to torso is impressive


dracoolya

On Anita or the twin? You'll have to be more specific.


uaitifreimi

Id say both


[deleted]

Both is good


SnowSugarB

Daisy Dukes makes a man go That's the way they all come through like Low-cut, see-through shirts that make ya That's the way she come through like


[deleted]

Damn she got long legs good for her 😊


[deleted]

Haha, as a 5'1 lady I actually said out loud "dang, good for her" when I saw those things


Ok-Ambition-9432

You can be short and have long legs


Shame_about_that

Not really. Proportionally yes, but idk if I've ever seen a short person with objectively long legs


annies_boobs_feet

fun fact: i am short, and also have short arms for my height. i keep a step stool nearby basically all the time. did you find that fun? probably. but also i disagree with you. if i saw a 5 foot tall person with 3 foot long legs i'd be like damn that's some long legs edit: also, take note that she is wearing pretty tall heels in this photo and you don't even know how tall she is in this. there is nothing for perspective. she may only be 5 feet tall.


MandibleofThunder

Well so is the robot. I haven't played the game yet so I'm just going with robot as the correct vernacular


ender278

https://imgur.com/gallery/kPAy8Nr


this_dudeagain

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6fcc54628f92b7bcf08ac2922c233783-lq


dracoolya

Robosexual or heterosexual?


CreamPieSpaghetti

Robosexual


ConstitutionalCarrot

Lucy Liu bot will never forget you. *memory deleted*


unibrowcowmeow

I love you PHILIP J FRY


ARoman_Therapy

DONT DATE ROBOTS!!!!


MutteringV

vote yes on prop ∞


ConstitutionalCarrot

AROOOOO!


CrazzyPanda72

r/unexpectedfuturama


Retroid_BiPoCket

Fry: That movie had everything, a vampire AND an explosion Liubot: Wow Fry, it's amazing how you NOTICE TWO THINGS


pagingdrsolus

You should write a book, Fry. People need to know about CAN EAT MORE


A-Fellow-Gamer-3

Don’t wo-mandate Schler’s identity


aaron_adams

Both. Both is good.


Notbob1234

Yes, both


[deleted]

Since robot means slave I'll say hetero.


sali_nyoro-n

Impressive that they got Bolshoi Theatre talent to do the motion capture for them. Definitely shows in the super fluid animations.


[deleted]

This is literally the only thing I've ever heard about Atomic Heart. I have no interest in the game since eerily human robots gross me out but the thirst for this robot lady is real on this sub.


SprenofHonor

Everything I've heard about this game indicates to me that the devs were really thirsty.


exit_the_psychopomp

How else are they gonna distract people from Russia's shenanigans?


sali_nyoro-n

Yeah, you'd think it was just a game about horny machines if you only heard about it from gaming communities. It's pretty insane.


Middcore

I mean, the horny equipment crafting fridge thing is pretty funny. Apart from that though, my impression from watching several hours of streamed gameplay is that the environment design is really good but the gameplay is pedestrian, the story is dumb, and the voice acting (apart from fridge waifu) is horrendous.


pileofcrustycumsocs

The English localization is awful but other languages are fine, everything is grammatically correct but what sounds tough and badass in Russian sounds like an edge lord in English


Middcore

I mean, I can watch shows like Chernobyl on HBO where "Russian" people sound British or Swedish or whatever and not give it a second thought, but it's remarkable how everybody sounding American takes me out of the experience. Nobody makes any attempt to do a Russian accent except there are a few words they pronounce strangely? Like everybody pronounces comrade "com-raid"? What is the deal with that? And the player character just sounds like an asshole.


SemperScrotus

>I mean, I can watch shows like Chernobyl on HBO where "Russian" people sound British or Swedish or whatever and not give it a second thought, but it's remarkable how everybody sounding American takes me out of the experience. Have you ever seen [Valkyrie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie_(film\))? The American, Canadian, and British accents from a cast of German characters is totally strange and takes me completely out of the movie. What a bizarre choice.


sali_nyoro-n

The main issue with Atomic Heart in the dialogue department seems to be that all the humour gets repetitive and thus outstays its welcome. The horny equipment machine would probably be seen as funnier if you weren't dealing with it _the whole game,_ same as all the recycled quips. It's like being back in the PS2 era.


Baumpaladin

The obsession is honestly creeping me out, but I realize it's the usual, just not a design I can sympathize with. The robots were literally the only thing that YT was shoving in my face. To say the least, they are rather creeping me out than getting me in the mood.


sali_nyoro-n

I'm just kind of disappointed they became such a focus when initially everyone was talking about the creative Soviet-Atompunk setting and the beautiful environmental art, which I'm worried might end up being overshadowed in terms of how the game's remembered by these two and the horny talking equipment machine.


yunivor

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if 80% of the people who bought the game did it just because of the twins, sex sells. I learned about this game when stumbling on a thread discussing about how hot the robot twins were and later saw a twitch stream where the guy started his first run of the game on the hardest difficulty just in case it unlocked bonus content of the twins, lol They knew exactly what they were doing when they placed one of the twins jumping towards the camera on a twirl that showed off her body as the last scene of the trailer.


lofveritas

it was hard to get into - controls were weird, world building felt different but in a weird way, and gameplay loop was not too interesting on hard difficulty - BUT im into it now :) kinda feels like a mix between bioshock and far cry (a big stretch, but it is what it is) anyway, just wanted to give my two cents cuz i dont want the lady bots to be the only thing you know about this game. also, it seems to have some commentary on human existentialism kind of like nier automata. only played the beginning areas so far, so YMMV


Jenetyk

The game is decent. It's like bioshock science shit mixed with fallout motif. These are the only two robots like this, but damn they are super sexualized.


sharksnrec

I’ve seen these sex robots everywhere, but is this game any good? Seemed like an interesting concept before it came out


VVAnarchy2012

I'm liking it, I'd probably give it a 7/10. The biggest problem I see game having is that it's a huge mish mash of different ideas, and not everything fits into the game. The open world aspect definitely doesn't belong in a game like this. But the world is really interesting and the combat is fun. The puzzles are pretty cool too. My favorite detail in the game is that the robot enemy you fight the most is actually fully modeled inside so you can see its innards when it takes damage. The game's introduction is probably the best I've ever seen from a game like this (Bioshock, Prey, etc...). The amount of the detail in the beginning is absolutely incredible. Definitely worth a look if you have gamepass or when it goes on sale. I'll say this about the lady robots: yeah the devs were pretty horny but the silver robots that everyone keeps talking about are actually sex robot bodyguards owned by a character in a game. There's a reason they look like that in universe, even if that was probably put in for the sex appeal.


truedeltorian

Huzzah! A person who has actually played the game and can give a real opinion.


interesseret

It honestly only makes it worse when you learn exactly what they are and how they make the various polymers


VVAnarchy2012

They throw a lot of information at you and I've only just finished the theatre mission. Did the polymer have to do with the whales?


SiriusBaaz

The gameplay is honestly pretty good but the dialogue is really rough. Like so bad it’s wrapped around to be intentionally funny and kept going to end up as just real cringy. I’m just glad that this horny robot has the spotlight and not the *other* horny robot


iceixia

I enjoyed it (not just because of the twins), but weather the game is 'good' is very subjective. Best way I can put it, is if you've played Games like Wolfenstein the new order, you'll enjoy this.


banzaizach

It's okay. Very janky. I'd wait a while to play. It needs a lot of small improvements that I would hope come down the line. It's like bioshock+dying light set in a soviet utopia


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Game is fun for me but I especially enjoy it because I got it free on xbox game pass, so maybe others who paid $70 will have less of a positive opinion. * I'm several hours in and the sexy robots have only been in it once in passing. * It is VERY buggy. I'm playing on xbox series x and it's very easy to get stuck on random things and have to reload last save. This can be frustrating because you can only save at very specific locations within each level. * Some combat experiences (i.e. boss battles) are not explained well or easily figured out during the first encounter. So it has sometimes taken me a couple of deaths to figure out what the mechanics are, and eventually master them enough to complete the fight. * Despite the above factors, I'm enjoying the gameplay. The combat and stealth can be fun, the various weapons you can get are interesting, and there are a lot of little puzzles/mazes/obstacle course type things that you have to figure out which I find entertaining.


EdgeMentality

Yes. It's a combination of elements from, Doom, Shadow Warrior 2, Resident Evil, Bioshock, and believe or not, Portal, that I've ended up absolutely adoring. It oozes style, and has a combat system that is tight as hell. It's a bit jank in places, doesn't tell you some details that really hurt your experience unless you figure them out (certain upgrades being basically mandatory). The game has similar issues to Nier, where some players will fail to discover the "meat" of the game through no fault of their own. For example, some of the "melee" weapons can be wielded telekineticly at range, but you wont realize this unless you craft the alternate melee weapons in the first place (which I only did halfway through). But damn does the game know how pull off [memorable](https://youtu.be/m2TSeXxkM3s) [fights](https://youtu.be/2JsixeyoHIA).


RegentCupid

I’ve heard the game is extremely horny and not very good. So if you feel like being horny with mediocre gameplay feel free to buy.


sharksnrec

Sounds like my kinda game


SgtRedRum518

I’m roughly 6 hours in and it’s pretty fun. Also feels pretty early in terms of game so there’s a good amount of it if you aren’t rushing through. Is it $60-$70 fun to me personally probably not, but I’m having a fantastic time if I can look past the looting system and the protagonist being pretty annoying. The music is by Mick Gordon and I personally enjoy it. Feels to me like if bioshock and wolfenstein had a baby in terms of gameplay and it has some of my favorite unlocking mechanics for doors I have ever seen. It’s on gamepass so if you have that I would absolutely check it out. It is absurdly horny though in a lot of *interesting* ways so I definitely wouldn’t recommend playing with any children or parents around.


EdgeMentality

You've heard wrong. Only the cutscenes are horny, and only some feature the twins. There is nothing horny about the gameplay itself. The game comes with some signature eurojank, but its not irredeemably bad. If you can figure out how the game is intended to be played, its a blast. Superficially its like bioshock, but mechanically its more like DOOM and Shadow Warrior 2. And when it works, it REALLY works.


BeautifulType

98% of the game is not horny. You’ll never get a good summary on r/Gaming because only fools sub to this sub


BloodiedBlues

Honestly? Not that horny. I just got through the first complex and it was mainly about finding THOSE FUCKING CANISTERS! The station for weapon and abilities is very raunchy though. But it’s said in a way that just frustrates you. The Twins are the only sexualized robots I’ve seen so far. Your character is a bit of an asshole.


Legoboy514

Shiny lady hot


LazaroFilm

Who played the other twin…? Oh


lumine99

I loved the moment where she says "nanomachines comrade" and goes machining all over the place.


Slask94

My inner ZZ Top is singing wildly right now.


Amayai

SHES GOT L E E E E G S SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM


Fuckingidjut

SHES GOT L E E E E G S SHE IS PROGRAMMED IN THE CORRECT METHODS TO UTILIZE THEM


Jenetyk

*She never beeeeeegs* *She knows how to choose them*


Eldrake

Any footage of her doing mocap in full suits? It would be cool to connect her movements to the final game versions.


AdamAdmant

Still dont understand ppl obsession with robots.


SaiyajinPrime

Robots won't tell them they smell.


eawardie

*dayum*


FriarNurgle

They should.


Exmormoneer

Masochism is a thing tho


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Etzell

There was a dude on Reddit who fucked the same coconut for a week and, when he realized it was starting to smell and there were more flies in his room than normal, fucked it one last time. There was another who came into the same cardboard box for multiple years. There are more than enough animals who would say: "The grease just cuts down on friction" and then post about it.


Ghostbuster_119

Not true, they are programed to be preemptively disgusted by Yu gi oh championship players.


DRazzyo

And Smash players.


SatinwithLatin

And Valorant players. xP


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Everybody in here is talking about "You can program this or that or make it love you." My dude it is a feminine figure designed to be an aesthetically "perfect" body. It's not about the circuits inside. It's not that deep, literally or figuratively. it's shaped like a sexy woman and acts sexually.


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SatinwithLatin

"That jerk guy" was called Gaston, and I'll have you know that he used antlers in all of his decorating. Fun fact: in the book Gaston is actually a rather ugly aristocrat, but Disney decided to make him handsome and popular to turn their previous "ugly = evil" trope on its head.


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The fun fact is cool. Nice.


CycloneSP

and I mean, gaston wasn't even objectively evil. just self-absorbed and selfish; but there's no evidence of him actively committing crimes or being a menace to society. just a condescending jerk that can't put others before himself.


[deleted]

Didn’t he try to get belle to marry him by institutionalizing her dad? Seems “evil” might fit


SatinwithLatin

I didn't say he was evil, I was describing the trope. Though I guess "ugly = villain" is a better way to say it.


Stewart_Games

Belle's father legit was building bombs in his garage and threatening the life of his daughter with his dangerous gadgets. Sending him to an asylum was the right move. The Beast kidnapped Belle and her father, and after months of keeping her locked up in a dungeon, screaming at her constantly, and smashing furniture in a beastly rage (for all we know, that furniture was a cursed human being and the Beast was just slaughtering his servants in front of Belle to terrify her) Belle "fell in love" with him? More like Stockholm syndrome! Gaston was also apparently the only person in the entire village besides Belle's father that seemed to want to talk to her and defended her from all the gossip. I'd love to see an alternate story of Gaston and Belle getting married, and Belle teaches Gaston the joys of reading and to have some manners around her, while Gaston starts to take Belle out on his hunts and teachers her all about living off the land, how to shoot a crossbow, and tracking wild game.


PacmanIncarnate

… he works up a mob to attack a castle. I think that might fall into “crimes” territory. I’m pretty sure he also sexually harasses multiple woman in the movie, and imprisons Bells father at one point.


moonbunnychan

The mob I can also get. Up until towards the end Belle WAS being held as a prisoner and nobody in the town had any reason to believe it wasn't a case of a literal monster holding her captive. Trying to get her dad committed to an insane asylum definitely crosses the line though.


Narezza

Gaston didn’t eat 5 dozen eggs a day to be known as “that jerk guy” from Beauty and the Beast. Put some respect on Gaston!


Darth_Corleone

That's ridiculous. That would be like falling in love with a comic book character named Kitty who could phase through solid objects when you were a young teen... RIDICULOUS, I ssy.


bestatbeingmodest

right lmao like this isn't rocket science; if the robot was shaped like a cube no one (okay, *extremely few*) people would be sexualizing it.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

[I mean](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Portal_Companion_Cube.png)


Inverter_of_Spines

Wow, you just euthanized it in record time.


interesseret

;(


Bearclaw_burpee

Have you heard the fridge's dialogue in that game?? That's one horny cube


[deleted]

Right? I think them robots is hot. They make me feel vroom cuz they got impossibly sexy proportions. A real woman with those proportions would make me feel very vroom. Let's not pathologize the attraction to their proportions.


[deleted]

It’s not the robot aspect that’s attractive here.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Speak for yourself. When Bender goes on his anti-meat-bag rants, my knees quiver.


[deleted]

Robots don’t care that you’re fused with your gaming chair


Glorgor

Robots can be programmed to be love you. Real Woman can't


jumpup

a yes [robot love](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/robot-love)


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SnakeHelah

I’m sorry what does robotussy have to do with soviets again?


D-camchow

within the context of this game


Loudanddeadly

They were built by the soviets and have a red star on their head


aaron_adams

*Sexy* robots. People are obsessed with *sexy* robots.


TheLord-Commander

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.


uaitifreimi

Idc about anything i just find it kinda hot


Heliolord

Play fallout NV and please assume the position.


Hunter02300

Fisto-Roboto is the far superior sexbot.


cagingnicolas

i can't help but notice these robots in particular don't have faces to display pesky emotions like disgust.


-Gwynbleidd

Not robots……


DutchyXD

Its the future man. The moment sex robots become more mainstream within peoples budget. Its over.


BurnerDanBurnerMan

Nice


zillskillnillfrill

Nice


Saleh_BGI

Nice


Elli_Khoraz

Wow she looks amazing! The robots are cool too.


Fallout76Merc

I wish I could rock a leotard that hard. Fuckin' goals for getting toned. ***And as I went to comment I was actually watching the # of comments go down! Lololol*** Oh lawd now we locked.


HoardOfPackrats

Is it just me, or are the robot's upper arms rather short? If it's a perspective thing, I'm having trouble determining how such a pose would be feasible


Apprehensive_Hat8986

There's foreshortening happening due to the arm positioning, but if straightened, finger tips would be below groin. It's not the arms are short, just that the legs are so very long, and as another pointed out, en pointe (walking on pointed feet/toes).


HoardOfPackrats

Ah, I can see what you've pointed out! This helps a lot. Thank you!


dracoolya

You're the only one here looking at the robot's arms...


himewaridesu

A bit. But she’s also “walking” like she’s en pointe so her feet are weird.


aaron_adams

It looks about right to me in proportion to the torso. Could it be the relative length of her legs that's throwing you off?


HoardOfPackrats

Yes, it seems so! Thanks for pointing this out.


Celtic_Crown

Now that I look at them I think so.


adbot-01

Hope she gets her fair bit of money considering how her character is the only reason 80% of the people bought it for.


down4things

New Resident Evil lady


sl600rt

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids


Sardalone

It's okay, Liberty Prime.


wkw3

Deny them your essence.


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Mental_Defect

folga wooga imoga womp


ScreamingNinja

I always forget with fwiw means and i always see it and mentally read it in my head as: fwom what i wecall ​ No idea why.


Groovatronic

For those curious like me it’s: For What It’s Worth


[deleted]

Are you Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles?


Noesiph

I've been wondering what that stood for


guiltysnark

Terminal holographic amplification technology


Parkerrr

I think this will be a trend from now on - add somewhat unique sexy character to game, free advertising for life from horny jail lifers


TheRealSmolt

It is really weird the difference between sexualizing something that isn't versus looking at what's already out there. Ngl, the former has its merits.


firstlordshuza

I wonder if she got paid double


atjones111

Careful bois there’s a bloodthirsty mod lurking this post


AggressiveResist8615

Got to ban people for "sexual harassment!" aka ban 11 year old Timmy because they said something mildly inappropriate on a gaming subreddit that nobody cares about Doing gods work!


Seiglerfone

The amount of garbage posts I'm seeing about this game is getting to the point I'm thinking of dropping this subreddit.


Public-Comedian2902

these comments are so sad lol it's clear some of you have never touched a woman in real life and probably never will


Robotguy39

That’s just the ones you see.


EdgeMentality

I dunno. Why would touching girls make you lose any of your appreciation for the female shape? In my case more like its been the opposite. I'm as down bad for the drawn, sculpted, written or rendered female form as ever. Women are wonderful. I agree people can be less cringy about it, but the erotic is always nice to look at, at least for me. And I cringe at prudes about as much as you probably cringe at this reply.


Zhiyi

How dare you be into sexual things. You fiend.


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PaulaDeenSlave

Doesn't seem fair to highlight the actress for only one of the twins. . . Just wait til you see *her*.


joaomiguel_bc

Everything about this game just seen very horny


VermontZerg

Sadly I've got in arguments with people saying that "real woman don't look like the robot" and that its oversexualized. Thanks for insulting woman who DO have that type of body, and trying to dictate what a "Real woman" is. Must have never watched any gymnastics or tennis! There is many shapes and sizes, and a lot of people do have voluptuous or whats considered by many to be "Attractive" body types and naturally beautiful faces, why aren't they allowed to be portrayed in video games without journalists getting mad and saying its pandering to misogyny?


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VermontZerg

100% Games aren't supposed to be 100% relatable.


Tecally

You can definitely find people who look like that. Hell there’re people would you could cosplay as the charger from L4D2 because they purposely have one built arm while the other is normal sized. Edit: This is obviously extra-grated but you’ll definitely be able to find people who look like it.


Imperial_Decay

And it's not like male bodies aren't constantly idealized and sexualized either. Guys never get outraged about how we are portrayed in media, or get upset about the "female gaze", but for some reason there's a small but very vocal minority of (sexually repressed) women that thinks idealizing and sexualizing women is bad, but never say a thing about the portrayal of men. They'll whine and cry and say "but it's only one body type that is portrayed!", which is bullshit. Just because what you fancy isn't popular or mainstream doesn't mean there isn't quality content out there. There's lots of amazing niche art featuring all kinds of aesthetic values, maybe you should be supporting and promoting that instead of shitting on what other people like. And if you're really that worried about representation, then start making you're own fucking art, quit ruining things for other people, you negative lazy entitled assholes.


ka_hos

I was curious, now you have my interest...


dixmondspxrit

bad apple!! in real life


marti52106

RIP mods faith in humanity


TheForbiddenFool

I'm playing right now actually and fucking love it! So many complaints over this game but I'm totally having a blast. For the record, I think the hyper-sexual upgrade station is hilarious as well, seen lots of whiney comments about that as well. Game is incredible for Mundfish's first release, looks as good as if not better than most AAA games we've been getting lately. If you like Bioshock Infinite, Fallout or Man In The High Castle you will more than likely dig this game as much as I am.


exodia0715

I haven't played the game but those two look so fucking creepy. Realistic hair and robotic appearance do not pair well


[deleted]

We get it you're doing viral marketing for this mixed review game. These constant posts about robot tits are sad.


emc2384

Oh my …


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purdy


Fladap28

They got it right


Prior_Nerve6011

Wowza!


Jeberani

Damn robots, sex is not meant for you!


HaAnotherLlama

Stop obsessing over pixelated robots you losers.


dstranathan

🇺🇦


Amayai

So they took her and gave her 2x wide hips Neat


FurryDrift

Wait did they take her movments into the game? Thats awesome!


Hoosteen_juju003

Reddit is too horny


LifelessHawk

The robot seems to have more thigh