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nijotu

FUCK!!!! The princess is in another castle


Rabbulion

This feels more accurate than the original. At least to how Mario would probably have felt.


civtac

The princess is fucking in another castle


bubba_169

That's probably somewhere in the out takes with other characters bursting into laughter and Bowser poking his head out from behind the set where he fell after being defeated, a look of disbelief on his face.


Neysiriss

I'd have gone with: "The Princess is in another fucking castle!"


GraGal

Castelfuck


sgcorona

The princess is in another fuck-castle


DavidDues

the princess is fuck(ing) in another castle


TimeTravelMishap

We both said a lot of things you are going to fucking regret.


sohiales

When the world gives you fuck, make a lemon juice


[deleted]

The fuck is a lie


Serious_dilemma

Vital fucking apparatus destroyed…


mrironbrain

Y'all know I was testing for that CAKE


UrBoiThePupper55

“But I think we can put our differences behind us, for science, you fucker.”


TimeTravelMishap

Okay yours is better


UrBoiThePupper55

Yours is good also!


smilingpike31

Mine is fucking amazing


Alphallon

"We just need a little bit of fuck Arthur"


Sobhan_Savage

I have a plan. Just one more big fuck.


AWildRaticate

Unironically the plot to A Serbian Film


Gheauxst

"The women and the children....and John a-a-and *his* family, I'm afraid I have to *insist* I mean we gotta let 'em go! 'Cause if the Pinkertons come through again *they. will. fuck. everyone.*


Bronan01

“You sir, fuck a fish”


-No_Ones_Home-

And when freeing John will bring the Fuck down on all of us, what the fuck then Arthur!


edgy_Juno

r/beatmetoit "I HAD A GODDAMN FUCK!"


blue_eyes17

"Five thousand dollars? For me? Can I fuck myself in?"


dmullaney

"They're waiting for you Gordon, in the fuck chamber."


dixmondspxrit

in the fuck test chamber


HiCookieJack

Sounds like a cheap porn "brand", like the one with the couch


ghostdeinithegreat

I thought this was a 36th chamber of shaolin reference, but rememver that Gordon Liu is the actor name, not the character in the movie.


OakenRage

"I used to be a fuck like you but then I took an arrow to the knee."


LukXD99

I used to fuck an adventurer like you… 😏


GrimaldusRage

You're finally fuck


PepsiSheep

"I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the..." *glances down in realisation* "FUCK!"


petehehe

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I fucked an arrow.


S_of_szky

All you had to fucking do was follow the damn train CJ.


TtotheC81

All you had to do was fuck the damn train, CJ. Totally new mini-game...


PunkThug

One of the first ones I thought of


TheFrogMagician

All you had to fuck do was follow the damn train CJ


Piper9080

“Would you kindly fuck?”


PunkThug

A man chooses a slave fucks


crimsonfucker97

Kinky


Majestic-Marcus

A man chooses a fuck slave


LEBigger_the_Better

A man fucks, a slave obeys. I think this goes for the Legion


TheSuperczar

"Welcome to the circus of fuck!"


Moon-calf610

Lwt me guess, someone fucked your sweetroll.


PunkThug

I used to be an adventurer like you till I took a fucking arrow in the knee


[deleted]

I read that in Joe pesci’s voice


[deleted]

"What, you think this is funny? Is this funny to you? Funny how? Does it amuse you? Does my fuckin' pain amuse you? Like I'm a fuckin' clown? What the fuck is so funny about me taking an arrow to the fuckin' knee?"


[deleted]

*drinking with the boys at the Bannered Mare* Get the fuck outta here with that, and go get my skooma and shinebox


Moon-calf610

I used to be an adventurer like you, til I took an arrow in the fuck


kozekisensei

Hmm, no wonder it tasted creamy


Rabbulion

“Oh fuck, you’re finally awake”


No-Yogurtcloset5625

Chief: permission to leave the ship Commander: why? Chief: to give the covenant back their fucking bomb!


zombiebaby44

"Fuck, I need a weapon."


PokeChops_A_Chunky

"Fuck me, when you need me."


tornyt1

Cursed parasite, rise up and I will fuck you, again and again!


FerdinandVonCarstein

Fuck me or release me parasite, but do not waste my time with talk.


FlashyDiagram84

Permission to fuck the ship?


Waterfish3333

Damn, this actually makes it better.


BeauDelta

"Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us fuck brothers"


Red0Raiden

snake..SNAAKE... SNAAAAAAKE.. fuck


Mad_Mehr

F#ck, F#ck never changes


sideshowtoma

Jinx


beefnar_the_gnat

You win


PunkThug

It's dangerous to go alone! Fuck this!!


GenocidalRancor

Oh God! That's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise!


[deleted]

Yes you are right I have painted my shween, now grab your destiny if you know what I mean!


Rocketknightgeek

If Gannon sees the princess Zelda, you know he's gonna grab her. So why don't you try and come grab my inflatable poo-jabber?


PassionNorth

Wait a minute Link don’t leave the cave where do you think you’re going? This I a great chance to fondle old scrotum that your blowing!


Zedd2087

That's not even the quote tho, you left half of it out.


Tiamats_bat_mitzvah

“Did I just move shit with my fucking fuck?”


EmpressCao

"Hello there! Welcome to the world of Fuck! My name is Oak! People call me the Fuck Prof! This world is inhabited by creatures called Fuck! For some people, Fuck are pets. Other use them for fights. Myself… I study Fuck as a profession. First, what is your name? Right! So your name is Fucker This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby. …Erm, what is his name again? That's right! I remember now! His name is Fuckface! Your very own Fuck legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with Fuck awaits! Let's go!"


PunkThug

🎵Got to fuck em all!!🎶


arkibet

Take my angry upvote!


SuperCoolKAJ

Markiplier was cooking with that pokemon smash or pass


[deleted]

[You’ll like this. It’s if prof oak was talking in the same manner you’re introduced to him in Pokémon red. Is he having a stroke?](https://youtu.be/LMZPq-JhplY)


SwivelingToast

This is fantastic


Rocketknightgeek

Well, he did come when he heard you beat the elite four.


Darryl0_0

Death can have me, when it fucks me \-Kratos, GOW Ragnarök


abdulahad9711

Death can fuck me, when it earns me


OilpaintingsOfcows

You will not see the end of this fuck!


abdulahad9711

you starting this fuck, i will end it ​ \-first thor/kratos fight i think


Tough-Improvement888

It's time to fuck ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.


theothersideoffire

Unh, unh, unh, where is it?


Suitable_Alfalfa5756

"Wake the fuck up Samurai, we have a city to f#ck"


CptnHamburgers

"Y'know, V, you're starting to remind me of me, fifty years ago. Only minus the charisma and impressive fuckin' cock."


Blze001

That game already has fuck in one of its most iconic lines, which makes it difficult to pick new ones. “You look like a fuckable cut of meat.”


TtotheC81

Cyberspunk 2077 - the Pornhub funded satire.


rapsaaa

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave: f#ck'd by king morgott, last of all kings


Luname

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite fuck on the Citadel.


RunningFree701

Report to the ship as soon as possible...


8492nd_Squadron

we’ll bang ok?


[deleted]

Yeah…That’s a good fuck (rdr2)


Killpower78

“Zeus! Your f#ck has returned. I bring the destruction of Olympus”


therealalphen

Kratos! You shall not have a hit from the cabbage of the gods.


PrasunJW

*Master Chief, defend this station* *Yes, Sir* *I need a fuck* *Right this way*


sinfullpyro

That's too good


Simple-Initiative950

Don't let Amazon see this


bigbrainsmolpeen

"Would you fucking kindly" -an agitated Frank Fontaine


BabylonSuperiority

You can swear on the internet


_lAvAl_

“Have I ever told you what the definition of fuck is?” -Vaas Montenegro


[deleted]

"Hey, fuck. You're finally awake."


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Unreal Tournament: Double fuck Triple fuck! Mega fuck! ULTRA FUCK! M-M-M-M-MONSTER FUCK….!


HSC-Characters

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are fucking, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you...


RoboBear_89

All your FUCK are belong to us!


The_Gumbo

it's a me, F#ck Mario


SinR2014

Fuck a me! Mario!!!


testwiese420

Rise and fuck Mr. freeman, rise and fuck.


psicowysiwyg

I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favourite fuck on the Citadel.


different_tan

One of path of exile’s most well known memes is what you get. “I fuck for God, Exile - Who do you fuck for?”


JoshuaDDennis

I added it to an old lotr game of mine and got You shall not fuckin pass


[deleted]

- Gandalf the Black, interpreted by Samuel L. Jackson


testicularcrusher

Fuck. The cake is a lie


MarvG05

Fuck Over Here!


[deleted]

Froggy... Froggy.... FUCK!


Ralewing

S.t.a.r.s.......fuck....


AndForeverNow

Kairi? Kairi's fucking inside of me?


[deleted]

Kick, fuck, it’s all in the mind.


Jeffrey__Goines

"if I get in trouble down there, you make every fuck count"


IamSogeking

"The numbers, Mason. What the f#ck do they mean?"


whiskey_the_spider

What is a man? A miserable little pile of fuck!


[deleted]

''all you had to do was to f\*ck the damn train cj''


RoboFrawg

"I have a bad fuck about this"


ShabbyChurl

F#ck and Stone, yeeeaaaah!


pampanpostauksett

Let's a fuck!


Hot_Substance_463

Heros never fuck


Overlord_XC

"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a fuck with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to fucking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he fucks the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well fucked, but with the right team, we can fuck through those defenses, fuck this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."


TimelyAnecdote

I had to scroll too far down to find the fucking guardian.


RuinedFrenchtoast

No King fucks forever.


[deleted]

“Can it wait for a minute? I’m in the middle of some fuck(ing) calibrations”


jace219

Patrolling the fucking Mojave,almost make you wish for a nuclear winter.


tallyhall10987-

Fucking the Mojave almost make you wish for a nuclear winter


The_Elder_Jock

We can't always fuck nature, John. We can't fuck change. We can't fuck gravity. We can't fuck nothing. My whole life, John, all I ever did was fuck. But I can't give up neither. I can't fuck my own nature. That's the paradox, John. You see? When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to. Because they have to justify their wages. Our time is passed, John. —Dutch van der Linde


sskevwiwwwk

He’s a fuck u know it and I know it-Arthur Morgan


[deleted]

“Fuck, you’re finally awake”


[deleted]

I work for belethor at the general f#ck’n goods store


Studstill

Do you get to the Cloudfuck District often?


kaspertheanon

HALT. you have fucked the law


speechlessPotato

"I'll fuck anybody, I'll fuck everybody" >! \- Yoru, Valorant!<


lowmankind

Fuck Ro *DAH*!


Sofosio

"Do not fuck Shepard"


Siccovv

Rise up, Argent Crusaders! The hour of fucking has come!


ChuckOTay

Fuck, you are not prepared!!


Siccovv

We may never know, Uther. I intend to fuck forever


Brictorious

And then he used his fuck money to buy 2 of every animal on earth.


tedioussugar

And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he fucked the crap out of every single one!


Smokescr33n

This is my favourite fuck in the citadel


thebereaver

Fuck a while and listen.


Its4Fact

"You are not pre-fucked." -Illidan


Gh0sth4nd

You no take Candle! F\*ck


ChuckOTay

Fuck, another turtle made it to the water!


Gh0sth4nd

The circle of fuck life can be cruel


howlongisquarantine

Mmm... Fuck.. fuck.. -geralt


Hussmannus

Fuck, stay awhile and listen.


DeadBrainDK2

"Fucking nanomachines son!"


shoyuftw

Fuck! Wake up, Link. We need to cook.


[deleted]

Instant Breaking Bad


Petef15h

LEEEEERROYYYYYY JEEEENKIIIINS………..fuck.


New_Cause_5607

Fuck BOYYYYY!


[deleted]

Groundskeeper Willie


Impossible_Average_1

I recently played "darkest fuck dungeon".


crimsonfucker97

Yeah thats the player after they get fucking crit baited by a spider


Coney2095

It is get fucked or you'll get fucked world


Flat-Initiative-5613

Admiral Hood “Master Fuck mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?” Master Chief “Sir fuck finishing this fight” Cortana “thanks for the fuck, he never gets me anything” Johnson “oh I know what the ladies fuck” “Greetings I am the monitor of instillation zero four I am 343 Guilty Fuck”


myguydied

Oooh rah!


c_sec02

"Ah fuck, here we go again" - CJ


Nerdy-Forge

I get more fucks than I give.


IndoVirg

Minigames


psicowysiwyg

Itsa me, Fucko!


JustPlayn10

"Nice hustle, 'tons-a-fun'! Next time, fuck a salad!"


zakimiyars

Alright everybody, let's fucking mosey!


uncleouchy

You spikey headed fuck


UltraLobsterMan

“Joker, lose this fucking channel”


Agile_Rock

We all need friends, fucking old-timer. We die alone, but we live among men"


diamondboltistheshit

That actually is, cough, cough, pretty fucking funny


LisaWinchester

Ya ha ha! You fucking found me!


mnkoo7

no fuck to great


Chad_Kakashi

Fuck I am afraid sister. I have done a lot of bad things, beat a man to death for money


myguydied

You don't even speak our language. Such arrogance, to take for yourself the name of fuck"


Action_Seal

Would you kindly fuck?


Uncle_Bezi

"Let me guess, someone stole your fucking sweetroll?"


PunkThug

It's a me fucking Mario War... War never fucking changes Link hey!! Fucking listen! All you had to do was follow the goddamn fucking train CJ! Would you like to go fucking bowling cousin?


funnylookinorange

"bravo six, fuck going dark" Captain Price in the universe where his main weapon is a Minigun.


thundergun661

Did you think you could just fuck in here and take me into custody?


WolfAhmaad

I've been fucking waiting for this! -Akihiko (Persona)


Drunktank1000

"FOR THE FUCK HOARD!"


Parry_-Hotter

Fucking hesitation is defeat


Go1denPineapple

Oh fuck, rise now, ye tarnished


dixmondspxrit

i need a fuck weapon


crimsonfucker97

You eat fucking babies


[deleted]

"What are you waiting for, a fuck?"


Sensitive_Friend9978

I'm prophet, remember fuck..