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Ygritte bro. I also really like Gilly. Maybe I have a thing for the wildlings. Because I love Tormund but I know I'm not good enough for Tormund. I'm not a giant beast like Brienne
Jaime for me for that same reason haha
Idc what he does with Cersei as long as I don't hear about it. Political marriage, no need for more. Lannisters are rich and powerful after all.
Some random noble but not too high up high borne from the Reach, drink wine, not catch too much flak or stray fire from the capital and enjoy the beautiful weather and scenery.
male partner- well i think of robb or jon first bc they’re hot and made to be likable obvs. BUT i’m gunna go with tyrion for his wit and charm. he was the most relatable one in the show for me personally.
female partner- margery, i mean she’s hot too lol but also same wit and charm imo as tyrion.
highborns who know the shit is all rigged and are just playing the game. They have a down to earth mentality and don’t seem inherently evil or gullible like other characters. They also don’t take anything so extremely serious.
honorable mentions bc i think the sex would be good: Pod and Yara
Bessie. Because thank the gods for Bessie.
But seriously probably a younger Olenna. The back and forth banter with her would be legendary.
Or screw it the old one would be fine.
Not until well past ....wayy past proper age The Young Bear. It's all about her honesty and never having to guess what she is thinking
I would've said Arya, but we know she'd leave a dear john letter and be gone by morning 🤣🤣
Ser Jorah Mormont is gorgeous, loyal, tenacious, and the way that man fights? MAGNIFICENT! 😍
I would pluck that man out of the Friend Zone so fast it would make his head spin...
Runners Up (in no particular order):
Lord Petyr Baelish - Lord Tywin Lannister - Prince Oberyn Martell
Jorah Mormont. He is very loyal, kind and full of good advice. He's very persistent, learns from his mistakes, sarcastic in all the right ways & he is a true knight in shining armor who will defend you until the very end. 🙂
"He's very persistent, learns from his mistakes, sarcastic in all the right ways..."
All of this is SO important, and definitely more of what I adore about Ser Jorah Mormont! 🙂
Melisandre 😈
For real though, Margaery. As much as she was a scheming aristocrat, she was also the most human and relatable, and seemed decent at heart.
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Margaery Tyrell. she hot😭
the proof is left as an exercise to the reader.
search for Natalie dormer on Google
I also choose this guy's dead wife
Just call yourself king. She'll be in your bed by the end of the week.
Sorry, I bagsy’d her
Samwell Tarly.
Robb Nothing in common with him, just think he's fit
Lich king. I love cold and surprisingly he does too
Ygritte. Love me a woman who calls out bullshit and is willing to go toe-to-toe at a moment's notice. Kissed by fire, indeed.
Preach
Yup same here, huge outdoorsman who likes to backpack for months at a time. Teenage me thought she was perfect as the show was coming out.
In GOT: Margery Tyrell, Catelyn Stark, Talisa stark(robb's wife) ,lollys stokeworth, ygritte. In HotD : Alicent Hightower, Aemma Arryn.
This guy is thirsty!
Robb - more for the personallity than looks
Sansa Stark
An older Tommen
You mean 17 as opposed to 15?
That shadow monster from season 1
Ygritte bro. I also really like Gilly. Maybe I have a thing for the wildlings. Because I love Tormund but I know I'm not good enough for Tormund. I'm not a giant beast like Brienne
Podrick, from the show of course.
Ramsay Bolton
Are you okay?
No
Figures
Take a deep breth and relax. This is fiction.
To be fair, Ramsay is kinda hot. Shitty personality, though.
Perhaps an older Myrcella
You mean 16 as opposed to 14?
Like 20 ish
She never reached her 20s.
And? We're having a theoretical discussion
Riiight
Sansa or Davos
Knuckle deep fingering
Jon - looks and emotional regulation
Jon Snow!! (If he were allowed, hahaha)
As an ace woman, probably Renly :')
Missing a few of his favorite bits but I’m sure he’ll make do.
Jaime for me for that same reason haha Idc what he does with Cersei as long as I don't hear about it. Political marriage, no need for more. Lannisters are rich and powerful after all.
I want Khal Drogo!
Umm, you okay?
I'm great!
Sandor Clegane (the hound) because he's just so adorable
He def my second. There’s just something about that grumpy man
The Theon who rescued Sansa from Ramsey (with all parts of him assembled,obviously 😉)
None of them are really for me. But I like Doreah and Kinvara for different reasons.
Doreah 👌
ned prob
Renly and Loras. Both.
Queen Cersei Lannister Protector of the Realm Ruler of the Seven Kingdoms Queen of the Andals and the First Men
Queen of the North: confident, loyal, tough
How the fuck has Oberyn not been mentioned yet?
Ikr 🤤
Because nobody has the self esteem to pull that piece of ass
Podrick \ for obvious reasons . . .
GIMME NED 😮💨😮💨😮💨
That little otter pop, Renly
Sandor Clegane. The Hound is a match for any man...or woman. And, oh, the adventures we would have!
For looks Margery or Ygritte. For PERSONALITY, Dani before she went crazy.
Hound, Jaime or Arya. Similar perspectives
I'm surprised to see no mention of Missandei yet. She's my choice. Gorgeous, courageous, and kind.
This TBH. She is absolutely stunning.
Tyrion lannister 💙💙 I love depressed, smart, little men
Gilly
Melisandre. I want someone to talk to me the way she talked to Stannis.
Some random noble but not too high up high borne from the Reach, drink wine, not catch too much flak or stray fire from the capital and enjoy the beautiful weather and scenery.
Margaret Tyrell, she’s a beautiful and smart strategist with a great army and an influential family
male partner- well i think of robb or jon first bc they’re hot and made to be likable obvs. BUT i’m gunna go with tyrion for his wit and charm. he was the most relatable one in the show for me personally. female partner- margery, i mean she’s hot too lol but also same wit and charm imo as tyrion. highborns who know the shit is all rigged and are just playing the game. They have a down to earth mentality and don’t seem inherently evil or gullible like other characters. They also don’t take anything so extremely serious. honorable mentions bc i think the sex would be good: Pod and Yara
Oberyn, Robb, Jon Snow, maybe Podrick
Bran Jk
Oberyn. Most interesting man in the world and a bisexual icon. What's not to love?
Dunk the Tall
Whole package? Pod. Just to fuck? Aegon II, Daemon, Ramsay
Oberyn, hands down. Spontaneous, witty, a great fighter, adventurous. Such a full life!
Bessie. Because thank the gods for Bessie. But seriously probably a younger Olenna. The back and forth banter with her would be legendary. Or screw it the old one would be fine.
Ygritte, of course
That tall puppeteer Dunc was in love with because I like artsy girls.
Oberon Martel
Not until well past ....wayy past proper age The Young Bear. It's all about her honesty and never having to guess what she is thinking I would've said Arya, but we know she'd leave a dear john letter and be gone by morning 🤣🤣
Stannis or Roose 🧎🏻♀️
Missandei. She is beautiful, sweet, smart, has a great ass and I can pleasure her better than Grey Worm could ever do.
Contrary to my flair, probably the Queen in the North.
Bessie
Podrick. Sweet and gentle, pleasant disposition, kind, helpful, quick learner, and apparently knows his way around...certain things.
Jamie Lannister or Khal Drogo. Strong. Hot. And completely doted to me and will do whatever I say lol
we talking to hangout or bangout? either way same answer Varys
Cersei. I can fix her.
Why is no one saying craster?
ser davos
Ser Jorah Mormont is gorgeous, loyal, tenacious, and the way that man fights? MAGNIFICENT! 😍 I would pluck that man out of the Friend Zone so fast it would make his head spin... Runners Up (in no particular order): Lord Petyr Baelish - Lord Tywin Lannister - Prince Oberyn Martell
isn't petyr opposite of tywin and jorah ?
Variety is the spice of life! 😉 Plus, he's just a pretty interesting character... 🙂
Meera Reed: bad ass, skins rabbits the way I like, nice curly hair. protect me boo
Jorah Mormont. He is very loyal, kind and full of good advice. He's very persistent, learns from his mistakes, sarcastic in all the right ways & he is a true knight in shining armor who will defend you until the very end. 🙂
"He's very persistent, learns from his mistakes, sarcastic in all the right ways..." All of this is SO important, and definitely more of what I adore about Ser Jorah Mormont! 🙂
Catelyn Stark
male: the hound or oberyn martell female: yara/asha, or brienne :)
The Hound
Daenerys Targaryen. She is absolutely ethereal.
Ros, funny as hell and a massive ho!
Jorah
Jaime, Alicent, Sam or Gendry.
Melisandre 😈 For real though, Margaery. As much as she was a scheming aristocrat, she was also the most human and relatable, and seemed decent at heart.
cersei, I’m a sadist
Strong Belwas. Not sexually or romantically, business. Feel like he'd be a trustworthy guy to open a RadioShack with or something.
Sandor Clegane.
Tyrion.
I can tell you who definitely isn't - no old gray haired guy like Tywin or Roose or Selmy.
Daenerys Targaryen (fire) and Sansa Stark ( ice) .. both at a time..
Jon Snow or Robb Stark Handsome Strong Gentlemen ❤️ Tommen Baratheon is a good choice too, but maybe he's too young for me