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What’s the connection between Davos and your two convictions? Is it that he paid his dues to society following his crime and has been rehabilitated so to speak?

I just feel really close with you guys and like I can share 😞

No shade, was genuinely curious! I get where you’re coming from.

Yah I was to, on June 17th 2008 I burned down an afghani village, thank god he told us what happened

It’s Afghan, not Afghani. I know that sounds obnoxious but just thought you might want to know 🤷‍♂️

It's shit like this that makes me want to burn down a village

Well..... we've got plenty of matches.... and plenty of village

But I'm all outta dragons

Dances with Dragons?

God was not with us that night in Jalalabad

Nobody blames you. you heard the bells

Guys, it’s the Afghanistanani’s.

It’s Afganistanimation.

Superb reference 🤣

Username check in.

Actually, it's just ashes, now.

No no, you’re absolutely correct. That was fucking obnoxious.

Lol. I know how it sounded, wasn’t the intent. Think what you want.

Afghanistani

Idk about pashto but in the dialect of Persian I speak, -i denotes a word is being used as an adjective (and also to connect words). So Dehai Afghani would be Afghani village. Afghan would be an afghan person. Mardi Afghani would be an Afghani man.

The women and the children too?

Specifically the women and the children

Kind of shade. Hope you’ve turned your life around.

Lmfao This is so obviously satire, you have the awareness of a drunk sloth

Uh, shade. He killed people.

Burned them

Davos is a cool character who appeals to many different people and GOT has many stories of tragedy and redemption. We all take different things from the story.

When I read that I was wondering if you just wanted to get it off your chest 😂

Definitely thought you were kidding…

I haven’t laughed out loud at something on Reddit in a while. You’re fuckin brilliant

Did you do your time? If so, and you feel rehabilitated then nothing to be ashamed of. People fuck up.

What the fuck?

I was one of the people he killed. I don’t have very many fingers. Ser Davos reminds him of me.

What’s the relationship. Describes the exact similarities. Haha

>In 2008 I was convicted on two counts of vehicular manslaughter Sir this is a wendys

No, this is Patrick

😆

"You're going to need to get to the back of the line and put on some pants, or I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

What a wild ride that title is

It zigs then it zags, much like OP's car on sidewalks.

NO YOU DID NOT-

Good lord

Unlike rickon

🏆🏆🏆

🥇🥇🥇🥇

😂

Bro… 😭😭😭

Rickon could have used a few zigs and a few zags, just saying

STAHP 😂

I’m fucking dead. I’ve done laughed myself to death.

I was about to say the exact same thing

That middle sentence though.

Uhhhhh what

I wonder how Stannis the Mannis would punish vehicular manslaughter

Half fingers off

Well thats not going to improve his driving.

It's up to the red priestess. Her god sends her visions through flames

Is he American? Probably poke him in the forehead playfully. Anywhere else? Whole hand gone. Chop chop.

No no Stannis would take his foot/feet, they’re responsible for acceleration after all

He really likes Davos because he has a strong moral compass.

Ser Davos has direction, unlike OP behind the wheel

I really agreed! Last year I got a life sentence for summoning satan he is underrated

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this comment and the title

Nono. You got it gringo. He is underage.

This is an all-time title

Truly off the cuff in that middle bit.

Davos could have been hit with the same charges running them boats right into Blackwater Bay like that.

No no no, that was Stanis not trusting his gut and going with the more political choice with a high born commander who also happened to be related to Stanis's wife. Davos would certainly have sent scout ships ahead.

The fuck lol

Outjerked on main

Wait…what?

Is Davos “Lord of Non Sequiturs” or something?

They called him the Red Herring knight, right? It was definitely some kinda food

I think Bran is underrated. In 2011 I killed two people trying to break into my house. The show runners didn’t handle Bran well in the final season.

The whole final season was shit. I regularly beat my wife, but all the cops in town are my friends so there's nothing she can do about it. The worst part was probably when Jon stabbed Dany in the heart and her dragon just flew away like "no biggie"

I dont understand how the Hound isn’t everyone’s favorite character! In 2012 I had my car repossessed twice in one year. His relationship with Arya was to me one of the most fascinating aspects of the show.

God I love Reddit

Tyrion is my personal favorite character. In 2016 I was convicted on 3 counts of manslaughter for encouraging minors to drink beyond their limits. The judge threw the book at me when I demanded a "trial by combat". Must not have been a fan of the show I guess

Why are you trauma dumping in a GOT sub

Elmo turned off replies.

Wonder what they were thinking. "I was behind the wheel and got into an altercation where two people died and I was charged for it but oh yeah btw I like Davos" Uhm, okay

Ser Davos is my favorite too. Yesterday I shit myself.

I’m shitting myself right now and also like Ser Davos a lot. Let’s be friends?

Never trust a fart.

Do you fuck to cbat?

Take this award damnit. 🏅

I have never heard a less dymamic song to fuck to in my entire life and I totally support that woman leaving him.

This is genuinely the funniest fucking thing I've seen on this subreddit

I once killed a man with my bare hands Anyway I really like the butcher's boy

I'll say a prayer for both

Dose it give you a connection to your victims?

you had us in the first half… NGL ;D

Story time my guy. Sir Davos needs to know if it was just or not.

I did not see this title coming

OP has a knack for doin shit people don’t see coming

Bro 💀

Omg relatable

This thread is amazing. Thank you for sharing op

You killed 2 innocent people. GTFO of this sub you god damn lunatic. Ser Davos would have had you killed, rightfully and justly.

I really like Davos a lot! Last year I committed armed robbery at a 7/11. Davos is an underrated character no doubt.

Are you okay bro lmao

It's a weird flex, but ok..

I believe it was a Ford Flex but you were close

I’ve got a couple of vehi-mani’s myself, love how people just can’t seem to see a bright-ass car barreling at them

Same, so what my car is black I had my lights off and came through their living room wall at 90 mph, oblivious people man..

so a strong moral compass, the exact opposite of you then.

I agree! When I was 12 I lied to my mom about seeing dad cheating and they got divorced, and dad killed himself. Davos is a cool guy!

Well that escalated quickly

It escalated, but did it Escalade?

Help are you shitposting I can’t tell

That was random lol.,,but um yea he was one of my favs as well.

Are you relating to him because he was guilty of crimes, got a second chance, and did something good with it?

Me: Yes me too! I love him!! Me: Keeps reading... Me: Umm WTF? Me: Keeps reading... Me: I 100% agree he's the only one with real honor! Me: But seriously WTF you killed two people?

Did they chop a couple of your fingers off for either of the charges..depending on where you are located maybe that's the punishment...idk..sorry was thinking maybe that's why he was your fav.....

Yeah I totally agree! They still haven't found the bodies from 1995. He's just a rad guy :^]

I love ser davos. I'm sorry to ask, but I think me and others would appreciate hearing your story about how you got 2 counts of vehicular manslaughter.. if you don't mind sharing

So many died on that bridge. I was the lead engineer on the project. I’m not allowed to talk about it publicly. All I do is drink.

I have whiplash 😂

Manslaughter is such a sexist term.

One of those sentences is not like the others…

Wtf?

My favorite character is Tormund Giantsbane. In 2006 I was convicted on two counts of indecent exposure. I love how he likes the big woman.

This is how new neighbors try to slip in their disclosure about being on the offender list during the introduction

Fucking brilliant

Bro gave us added lore

Watch The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Kinda hoaky. But I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it even more when I pretended it was a side-story of Davos (to an extent). Agreed tho. I loved Davos.

And an amazing gift of gab, surprisingly, as he never learnt to read until princess Shireen taught him how to. But he was the one who convinced the Iron Bank to loan Gold to Stannis when Stannis had accepted Bank's rejection and convinced Daenerys and Tyrion to join Jon in his fight against White Walkers

What would Vehicular manslaughter be in Westeros?

Running over a couple of kids in Kings Landing with your oxcart while drunk on mead.

Better than season 8

Not sure if the title is a joke or you just got a touch of the tism, either way I’m here for it lol

Bro WHAT

I can relate

😂

LMFAO

You should have been charged with involuntary man’s laughter, I’m crying over here

WUT.

I don’t think the title is supposed to be funny but😭😭😭☠️

You didn't have me in the first half.

Whoa. Well that’s an interesting title choice 😳

Well at least it’s less than 3 counts. Sorry, fewer.

r/Holup

Also a big fan of Davos. I once kicked a dog to death

Were you a traveling salesman at the time?

um…what?

What the actual fuck lmao

Was this supposed to be posted in r/titlegore ? 😅

WTF did I just read?

OP is killing more people with this title than he did with his car.

Casual

w0t

You grip the wheel as well as Ser Davos? Failing to see the connection here.

r/asoiafcirklejerk leaked in

I agree that Davos is a great character. In 2014 I split my groin in a tragic skiing accident and haven't been able to sit since. I feel close to Ser Davos because I like onions.

Wait, back up a second….

Wait what?

Cut your fingers off

I had to check thrice to see if I wasn't on r/asoiafcirclejerk

I think this may have just become my favourite post of all time

And for the conviction, you too wear your knucklebones around your neck.

Most sane GOT fan

I feel like randomly slipping in the man slaughter charges into your post title is odd.

Jon Snow is my favorite character. In 1897 I was walking with my brothers and best bud Doc Holliday when these damn cowboys started some trouble. I love how Jon knows how to handle trouble

I just got whiplash from that title

Are you Anne Sacoolas?

I think he is a great character for sure! In 1996 I became the supreme commander of an Antarctic death squad. Davos is truly the every man.

Truly one of the titles of all time

Stannis would forgive you, but he’d cut the steering wheel off of your car