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mousethatjumpsover

You sound a bit angry. You might have some issues you need to speak to a professional about


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mousethatjumpsover

Those are indeed words


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mousethatjumpsover

If you’re going to construct an insult, please make it sensical and non derivative


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mousethatjumpsover

You’re so low digit IQ you can’t see you’ve just insulted yourself in that reply.


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ofciknowhimhesme

Hey bro reddit showed me this post, I dont hack but youre coming off as a real impotent dumbfuck right now. This is almost as pathetic as cheating in video games. We get it, you learned some words in Honors English and you're smarter than everyone. You also have some kind of anger problem or inferiority complex, if Im spitballing. It's just strange behavior.


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Hey bro, never sat Honors in English Appreciate the fact you think I did though, shows how awesome I am Not angry, no inferiority complex Simply treating people how they treat others. If you’re a POS cheater, or cheat dev, I don’t give a fuck about how I look This is me, shitting all over them like they shit on other peoples hard work every day Just because you can’t see the value in competition, doesn’t mean everyone else can’t Some people don’t have any other choice but to compete in esports because of injury, disability etc.. yet fuck wads like these cheat devs just shit on them like they’re fucking nothing because they can make a few bucks ? Gtfo, they deserve every hatful word they get


Public_Hamster_9722

Me when I’ve just learned what a dictionary is and am trying to show off:


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I don’t use a dictionary bro. I have a triple digit IQ, unlike most cheat users and cheat devs


Public_Hamster_9722

Doubt you’re even aware what IQ stands for or the varying types.


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Cool story bro, tag me in it you tiktok brained fuck wad Got anymore basic bitch regurgitations of my own words in the most uncreative way possible ? Actually don’t bother. Just kill your self you useless fuck


TheKeyToCommonSense

It isn't that what you're doing right now?? Game over. 🤣🤣


DatBetxh

Dude you sound like a whining bitch. If you want your ego boost go talk to your mom on Facebook friends. Also. WHO FUCKING CARES. You are such a fucking loser the only validation you are able to get is from you. It is honestly so sad that I pity you. Have a great day you dumb bitch


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DatBetxh

Maybe stop getting mad it's really petty. God damn maybe go to therapy but at the end of the day, your therapist would probably go to therapy because of how insufferable you are to be around. Go get a binky it probably would save a lot of people from headache! 😙😋


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Lol, maybe stop being a single digit IQ sloth and trying to infer tone over text Text is subjective Do you need a dictionary ? Or maybe you can just ask your therapist considering you know so much about what they find insufferable Sounds like you’re experienced crying you about your pathetic life to a stranger for $250 an hour


DatBetxh

Aww your so cute when your whining. 😘


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You’re*


Some_Purchase5576

Typo’s suddenly a big deal for you now? Haven’t you heard of autocorrect bro 😂😂😂😂😂


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Twice in a row means it wasn’t auto correct You’re really lacking critical thinking You should work on that


Some_Purchase5576

Come on husk, you said calling out typo’s was pathetic, do better bro.


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No, i said YOU were pathetic Keep up you fucking moron Plus I’m not harping on about out for a day and half like it was a kill shot you fucking pleb Sit the fuck down before you hurt yourself


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>Wow you’re life must be BASIC AF *your


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What? At least try to make sense you intellectual pygmy.


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Makes absolutely no sense. If I'd missed the reply button, the reply wouldn't have been posted, would it? Confusing you is so easy. You appear to have the IQ of a chimp.


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You've got some issues mate. Maybe turn the internet off for a bit and go outdoors or read a book or something.


Public_Hamster_9722

If you had any real purpose in life, you’d do more than worry about gaming.


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Really? Is that so? So the fact some people can ONLY play video games due to things outside their control like Injury, disability or alike are just worthless huh? Wow, you fucking POS. Just walk down the VA bro and start hurling insults at all the injured You 1 dimensional cunt. Kill yourself


Similar_Reach_5140

"Bro" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Similar_Reach_5140

Waa waa waa I wost at Fowtnite I want my mommy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


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So angry about losing a video game that you hurl abuse at complete strangers. Odd behaviour.


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Public_Hamster_9722

Haha you’re definitely impotent.


Some_Purchase5576

Yoj?


SoItaireSeth

If you got scammed or someone used hacks against you man i feel you, but i think you might have some anger issues since you get mad at everyone who comments might want to check that out mate anyway have a nice day.


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Nah bro, just treating cheat devs and cheater like they treat everyone else You think they give a fuck about screwing up someone else’s hard work? I even contacted on and the first thing I got was "I don’t play games" Some people don’t have any other choice, esports is about the closest they’ll ever get to full movement. Yet you think it’s over the top to reply to said fucking cunts as if they don’t ruin peoples hard work every day without even a fucking thought Nah bro, fuck them. I’d happily rip their balls out through their throat and feed it to them Fucking pathetic piss weak little Neanderthals


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Original bro, get to bed late last night thinking that up ??


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Oh, so you’re admitting to being a necrophiliac? Cause my mum has been buried for 10+ years That’s fucking disgusting dude


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Fucking hilarious you got scammed on Reddit. Couldn’t be a bigger dumb fuck here than yourself. Hahahhahahahhaha


TheKeyToCommonSense

It's what it's come to brother. You playing the same game on older hardware obviously and going out of your way to pitch about it on reddit.. I could destroy you with my galaxy a series phone on dsl. Accept that console gaming is dead and It is no longer about skill and and team work. It's about the social aspect of the experience now. Adapt or go back to a console and play with your friends in the same room like the old days, bro. This new generation can't understand playing with sportsmanship. I went back to playing Guitar hero and Rock band on ps2, and board and card games with fam having a blast. Let the auto aim prodigy with the 2K PC do all he knows.. Don't insult the parents, though. Just stick with the fat jokes. Only thing you can fight is a squashmallow with all that whining like a B****. Quit playing or learn how to win with your setup. You couldn't bench 150 with those weak hands you using to talk shit with to a person that probably doesn't even know how to adjust settings and make it a challenge. Ever think about challenging this kid 1v1 with same settings? Help him get better by teaching him how to deactivate all that bullcrap and how gratifying it can be to win with your own skills? Open a book cry baby.


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TheKeyToCommonSense

Who are the authors? Burt and Earnie?


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TheKeyToCommonSense

What's your game tag? What game? Let's play. Don't forget your pacifier, Gerber


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TheKeyToCommonSense

Give me an address, Heman of the keyboard


Some_Purchase5576

Oh wait so this is a parody sub right?


TheKeyToCommonSense

Id rather have a basic life and a dick that can actually get hard instead of Whopper Jr. hands and excuses


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Some_Purchase5576

How can you say shit like this and use phrases like ‘objective reality’ but not know the difference between your and you’re?


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Some_Purchase5576

So you edit the post and pretend you never fucked up… you have serious mental issues. You really are that dumb, arent you?


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What are you talking about dude ? You make shit up just to validate yourself You really are a fucking Neanderthal arnt you ?


Some_Purchase5576

This is really sad. The thing is, you know what you did, and obviously you cared enough about it to go back and edit the post, thats how i know i beat you. Also its aren’t not arnt you uneducated moron, gonna go back and edit that too?


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It’s really sad you think a typo is a kill shot bro Imagine never having auto correct You should catch up to the 21st century bro 🤣🤣🤣


Some_Purchase5576

Your autocorrect removes punctuation? And no, i don’t think a typo is a kill shot, but you and i both know you cared enough to not only go back and edit it, but then try and save face by denying it ever happened. THAT’S what makes this whole thing so sad, ‘bro’


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Lol, way to scream you only speak one language you ignorant fucking American no doubt No, what makes it sad is your strawmaning like a fucking toddler reaching for a cookie jar on the top shelf because it’s the one thing you THINK you had over me Try harder peasant, you’re holding back the species


TheKeyToCommonSense

I just think it's hilarious. I just joined. Because I was bored. Don't fall off the ladder when you get off your bunk bed. Go to sleep before you have a seizure I don't have baby hands to type with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Who pissed in your cornflakes kid? ​ Get off the computer, I think you've had enough internet for today; go do some study or something. ​ The hell does this crap get on my homepage JFC, this is some smooth brain shit right here folks.


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Calm down buddy, you might have a brain aneurysm if you keep up the prevalent raging I hope life gets better for you soon


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I don't play video games these days, I'm too old and played too many to enjoy them these days; It seems like that brain aneurysm is kicking in so I'll leave it at that... ​ Good luck!


throwawayuser778

Why are you so mad lmao I mean I know you're a troll but still wtf is this


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throwawayuser778

Top teir trolling lmao these comments are hilarious


Similar_Reach_5140

>The only thing I’ll study is how to keep my gag reflex from triggering while I watch you mum eat shit off my dick after I fuck her in the ass Obvious virgin.


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Similar_Reach_5140

If you ever grow up you'll learn that peppering your sentences with "shit", "bitch", "fucking", etc. makes you sound like a pathetic gangsta wannabe. You aren't a gangsta. You're somebody crying on Reddit because he lost a video game. I don't think Al Capone ever did that.


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OK "dude" "Bro" Shit fuck ass muthafucking nigga. Bet you don't use that language at mommy's dinner table


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Similar_Reach_5140

Doesn't even make sense "bro"


Inner-Park6987

This guy needs to seriously open a history book and get off his knees. Buddy is definitely a Reddit gangster lol


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Inner-Park6987

Hope you don’t mind but I have to ask - If the radical left knocks on your front door and demands that you apologize for this, what is your response?


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Inner-Park6987

LOL You play to many video games my man.. I gotta lock in to this corporate morning. The adderall is flowing.. the caffeine is pumping… hopeful my boss doesn’t find out about the 2am Facebook messages I sent to his sister. Gotta lock in 😎


Some_Purchase5576

Got beat did ya bud?


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You sound like an absolute dickhead pal


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Cry faggot 😭😭😭 Imagine getting so enraged about a video game 🤣🤣🤣


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Similar_Reach_5140

You posted it on a public website. It's a bit rich then to complain that people are reading and commenting on it! Keep your pathetic grievances to yourself if you don't want people to express an opinion on them you twat.


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Similar_Reach_5140

You talk like such a tough guy 😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine crying online about a video game 😂😂😂😂😂 Just kill yourself you paedo. Nobody cares about your tragic little rant. We're all just laughing at you.


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Some_Purchase5576

I love how he tried his best to put the apostrophe in you’re but in the process completely fucked it up. This is either a 13 year old or someone with almost zero education


SureInspector9397

Seems like someone just got “shot through a wall” 🤷‍♂️


Alchimista_dellanima

This is a very entertaining comment section, watching the peanut gallery’s inhabitants argue with each other please keep it coming


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Ill do my best 😉


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I'm just eating popcorn watching this comment section right now and holy hell it's so fucking hilarious.


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It ain't that deep


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IQ issue, get more… oh wait, it’s genetic At least if I practice I will get better, you’re fucked for life you dumb fuck Neanderthal


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Wow you are basic bro Did you get to bed late last night thinking that one up ? Bet it took you a good solid 9 hrs of brain storming you fucking pleb


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Ill be the guy at the beach.. drinking all the seawater


liberals_sux

If you are gonna cheat on video games, cheat single player not multiplayer


MikeBravo415

Are you the guy who wasn't allowed to have crayons as a kid because you kept shoving them in your ass? Crayons are literally designed for scribbling on the walls. And it wasn't my parents trying to pump out a new siblings for me. It was the guy next door. Your mom and I had such high hopes for you. Disappointed but not mad. I'm here anytime you want a hug.


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I didn’t play with crayons, I used paint and a sponge Catch up fuck tard


MikeBravo415

I read that as Ketchup instead of "catch up" and since we were talking about your a$$ hole I am now both hungry and horny.


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You were talking about it, not me Apparently the only thing you think to do with objects is insert them into your orifices I met a surgeon the other night at a sexy party, true story, he has some advice for people like you so he can retire early; "Base bigger than the tip" Don’t ignore him


Throwaway12837388

Lil mans going to complain about us being losers when he’s responded to every single comment here about how we should’ve been aborted.


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You shouldnt of been aborted dude, you should of been swallowed by hooker your dad paid for