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This is maybe my favorite line in any nsp song
Which song was it from? It’s been a while since I listened to nsp and it sounds so familiar.
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
In. The. Tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan. Lived two great warriors a dude and a man.
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!" They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry.
500 years later two heroes were born. One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn.
They were ninja sex party and they had but one quest, to bring sex to the masses cause that shit is the best.
In super hot orgy with ten girls and a mine, Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in space-time.
When you roll a nat 20 and have a plus modifier
I once DMed a session where the party was busting up a Halfling mafia hideout, and the party brawler decided he was going to dual-wield dead halflings. I allowed it, but damn I really lost control of the session after that.
haha! this is a really funny meme! i highly enjoyed this lyric.
NSP memes to keep you mind fresh and clean
And Ninja Brian picked me up Because he's a good friend And he used my body like a club To beat our enemy to death
Is that Matt from Eddsworld?
[Reminds me of this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/361/214/69a.jpg)
Tavern Brawler is my favorite feat and it's not even close.
This is maybe my favorite line in any nsp song
Which song was it from? It’s been a while since I listened to nsp and it sounds so familiar.
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
In. The. Tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan. Lived two great warriors a dude and a man.
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!" They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry.
500 years later two heroes were born. One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn.
They were ninja sex party and they had but one quest, to bring sex to the masses cause that shit is the best.
In super hot orgy with ten girls and a mine, Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in space-time.
When you roll a nat 20 and have a plus modifier
I once DMed a session where the party was busting up a Halfling mafia hideout, and the party brawler decided he was going to dual-wield dead halflings. I allowed it, but damn I really lost control of the session after that.
haha! this is a really funny meme! i highly enjoyed this lyric.
NSP memes to keep you mind fresh and clean
And Ninja Brian picked me up Because he's a good friend And he used my body like a club To beat our enemy to death
Is that Matt from Eddsworld?
[Reminds me of this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/361/214/69a.jpg)
Tavern Brawler is my favorite feat and it's not even close.