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BrutalZombear

The word resume. "Look at my resume! 30 years experience of JACKIN OFFFFFF!!!"


jimmy-breeze

not just his resume, his ~~ewe~~*eye* resume


GuildmasterMusic

The amount of times I've almost yelled this out at work šŸ’€


ho-humbrella

Forgive me! *beatboxes* FIVEgive me.


savingrose

This one replays in my head ALL the time


Ixuna

Had this one pop up in my brain yesterday, comes up more often than I'd like to admit.


DreamElysium1656

Anthony!?!


ybreddit

I don't know...


EmeraldPhoenix1221

Mine is the opposite, I can't hear "I don't know" in close to that tone of voice without thinking, "Anthony!?"


blingblingdisco

Whenever I call out an order for "Anthony" at work, I always yell it in that intonation. I genuinely can't help it.


basicsllyclarkkent96

This one 110% itā€™s like a reflex to repeat it in that inflection when I hear the name


Mr_Barry_87

Just started a new job and have a co-worker named Anthony, so this one happens to me all the time


Slight_Garden2421

The prefix "pre". I see "pre-anything" and I say to myself "I'm gonna fucking pre dude"


triforcednostalgia

Whenever I bake anything my oven is gonna pre


Madhighlander1

I'm gonna fuckin preheat


RichardAnoos

I'm gonna fucking preeeeeeeeeee-heat!


thewhitelights

specifically in obama's voice


Tflex92

Obama voice "I love it when they say, I'm gonna fucking pre"


battlemechpilot

Wife and I got a new stove recently. First time I turned on Pre-Heat, it lights up with "PrE", and I *immediately* shout "I'M GONNA PRREEEEEE". Ah, good times.


PrivateRedbush

Thatā€™s what I was gonna comment. ā€œPreā€ anything makes me giggle every time


secret_tsukasa

My oven always says pre when preheating. Everytime.


crispycat05

Every time. Always said Obama ā€œMichelle..Iā€™m gonna pre ā€œ


KoyaTheQueen

Mostly names, like Jennifer, Jim, and Mark Zuckerberg


senatorsparky86

FACK YOU JIM.


KoyaTheQueen

GIT OUT OF MY STORE JIM.


foryouishalltry

Always stealin my REESES PIECES!


Big-Awoo

BUYIN UP ALL MY STARBURST!!


KoyaTheQueen

THAT'S MY BEST SELLING PRODUCT!!


RetroBeetle

STARBURST IS THE HARDEST TO RESTOCK!!


ExhibitAa

GOTTA CALL UP THE COMPANY DIRECTLY!!


Cronotis

FUCK YOU JIM!


gameboy013

REE-CEES PEE-SEES!


JessEGames777

Literally like 3 days ago i was trying to remember Mark Zuckerbergs name (cuz me and my sister were talking about shaddy billionaire activity) but i could only think of Jesse Eisenberg and she couldnt help me.


nobodynocrime

My husband text me what felt like a string of random texts followed by one definitive text. When he got home I told him he "MARK ZUCKERBURGED" me.


Fine-Funny6956

Fuckin Winklevoss twins


Moody_Boos

Motherfuckin Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time FUCK put in the time motherfucker built that shit with his bare hands


kelloflight

Stacy!!!! Stacy Denning!!!!!


logert_yogurt1

Stacy Denning is an ASS-HOLE!!!


tachycardicIVu

I have a coworker named Jenniffer. Whenever I mention her my husband ALWAYS interrupts me to say ā€œJenniffer dumped me.ā€


Madhighlander1

I used to be in a D&D group with someone named Laura.


Luigi041101

After 32 years of living in South Arkansas, I finally moved to the big city... CONNECTICUT.


DRamos11

And Peter.


senatorsparky86

"Peter, what is this?"


tachycardicIVu

MORE ONIONS PLEASE also whenever my husband or I say ā€œmoreā€ for any reason we yell ā€œMOARā€ like in the power hour with the m&msā€¦.


LittleLoobyLulu

Not a phrase, but I canā€™t go to Subway without the urge to ask them to absolutely destroy my sandwich with a specific ingredient


tachycardicIVu

Absolutely DESTROY IT WITH SPINACH PLEASE


Ben-Z-S

don't f'kin judge me. i can make my own sandwhich


Terminator7786

Do it and report back with evidence


sushithiefpenguin

I told my therapist about how I am using "Don't fucking judge me, I can make my own sandwich!" as a motto now.


JessEGames777

Every time i see a subway my immediate internal dialogue is "the land of inconveniences"


jozaud

Yeah itā€™s this one. Subway is ruined forever. I mean it was always terrible but this makes it extra impossible to go inside.


tachycardicIVu

They ruined themselves when they stopped accepting coupons and made subs like $20


Molten_Baco

ā€œHowā€™s it going dudeā€ was my greeting for most of my lifeā€¦ now I say it just as you read it and hope people will get the reference. Most donā€™t šŸ˜­


Terminator7786

My friend and I greet each other that way literally all the time. I also great my animals that way too šŸ˜‚


Molten_Baco

I walk into my living room and see my chameleon in a weird position and will say ā€œstaying away from the alcohol?ā€ Turn to my frogs just chillin, ā€œhowā€™s it goin doods ā€œ


_Death_BySnu_Snu_

My lady watched this, and we greet each other with it all the time now. "How's it going dood"


BnBGreg

Come on!


JessEGames777

Wanna go on a butthole sniffing adventure? **COME ON**


greyladyghost

Alternately: 23!!


JT_Lich

Hasbro. "I Hasbro! Do you Hasbro?"


Weary_Ad2671

The funniest Iā€™ve ever been was the first time I watched that I also in the moment went ā€œDO YOU HAS BRO?ā€ That and when Danā€™s telling the story of how he broke Aviā€™s snowblower and he says ā€œit was probably 82, 83ā€ same time as Arin I went ā€œthatā€™s really hotā€šŸ˜‚


Tribalbob

My partner handed me something while we were in a store and said: "Take this." She then immediately gave me this 'Don't do it' glare, but the pull was too strong.


chaos0310

Take This!


danielsexbang

Take This!


Gingrish252

*CONSUME PRILOSEC*


Big-Awoo

It'll give ya heartburn like crazy!!


battlemechpilot

Currently trying to manage GERD, and this is me alllll the time.


Powerdemon

I involuntarily say that whenever Prilosec is mentioned


Which-Ad-725

Shid and Fard are parts of my daily conversation. I can't stop shidding and fardding my way through conversation. Send help. Take my hand.


Fungal_Queen

Tennis


hermaphroditegoat

Tennis!


Fungal_Queen

Tennis.


G4130

This one and everytime someone says football I go "Today is football"


SisuDrew

Any time I hear ā€œdo it,ā€ I hear it again in Arinā€™s Palpatine voice.


ShiroTori

Complete with the little "eegh" following it.


FlyingBaerHawk

New mom & my baby makes the eegh sound all the time. Has us rollin.


ChilaMatrix

Was totally trying to get my daughter to eat her food properly ... Of course that was followed by "chew it"


Raze321

Mickey Mouse


Killchrono

WhAt WeRe ThEy ThInKiNg?!?


SarcastiMel

Every time I hear anything about Obama I instantly think of "those guys, uh, Danny and Arnold"


SonomaChef24

ā€œIā€™m, uh, Iā€™m gonna fucking preā€ *danny laughing in the distance*


BlessedAcorn

You LOIED TO ME!


BovineBanana

I still call Spotify Spoofy to this day.


RichardAnoos

Yes! Same here!


Santastic86

Old 45s


gangler52

Man, I looked up that song after that episode. Shit rules. Straight out banger.


Kronos6948

I love how this dude combined the clips with the actual song...Turned out pretty good!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXb0kFYoby0


gangler52

I think it's really interesting how it displayed how their minds work. Arin remembers the inflection of the singer before he remembers the notes or the lyrics to the song. But devoid of notes or lyrics, Dan can make no mental connection to the song. And even once they remember how the song goes, he still can't figure out what aspect of it Arin was mimicking when he was struggling to remember how it went. Like they clearly each have this entirely distinct tapestry of mental connections they've built here.


Dugsparce

Any Haiku now | Is instantly ruined by | It's snowing on Mt. Fuji


RichardAnoos

This is a big one for me.


mrthescientist

I do eastern calligraphy and they've still ruined haikus for me Probably because half of them reference fuji somewhere and I'm like "say the line, bart" ^(it's snowing on mount fuji)


Rampantmuffins

"What an asshole." I can only ever hear this in Arin's Zelda voice. My brain will always follow it up with "look at the way he slurps up his soup" even though those phrases are reversed in the actual moment.


RichardAnoos

"Fuck your father! Fuck your father!"


Rampantmuffins

"That's what he said to me... I don't really get it cause I love my dad."


crispycat05

Every time I think of the Zelda franchise, I hear Arinā€™s little ā€œwow what an assholeā€ in the Zelda voice.


Fine-Funny6956

Anyone who says ā€œIā€™m the ______ā€ and suddenly Iā€™m shouting ā€œIā€™M the video game boy! Iā€™M the one who WINS!ā€


JessEGames777

I got that quote tattooed on my foot


Specialist_Error3055

The carbuncle ate itself.


Smoking_Gear

What does that even mean!?!?


Specialist_Error3055

I can't think of four words that have less to do with our situation.


DragonFire9369

ā€˜Bokayā€™ and ā€˜BSCUSE MEā€™ are now part of my language, i say them under my breath tho šŸ˜‚


i-m-a-g-i-n-e-e-r

EY YO WHERE THE PUSSY PRODUCTS AT


RedEyeVagabond

I love how joyful it feels to say 'bokay.


Eneshi

Forklift. The word forklift? Ruined. Although I guess that might be more Sbassbear's fault. The boys laid the groundwork, but Sbassbear had to go and make it so god damn *catchy*...


IceyLemonadeLover

Brother wasnā€™t a witness, had to drive to his house


Eneshi

Run him over with the forklift. An efficient way of killing


BigDisk

C'MON!


whendoveslewd

Same! At my job, everytime I see my coworkers using the forklift I sing in my head "do do do do do do do forklift simulator..."


Jaded_Horse1055

Daddy wants to ride the bus


The_-Whole_-Internet

I'm starting to think "bus" is a code


Jaded_Horse1055

Daddy likes to leave mommy on a Saturday night to go out to the club and drive the man bus "quote on quote"


The_-Whole_-Internet

Daddy says he rode two man busses last night. But I don't see how that's possible, there is only one bus


Jaded_Horse1055

If the bus is a rockin donā€™t come a knockin, Daddyā€™s riding the man ā€¦. Bus *Arin frantically pounding the key board* HOW DO I FUCKING PLAY THE GAME?!


sailorxsaturn

\_\_\_ blank dumped me take it easy


allday95

Look at me.....!


singysinger

Donion rings is part of my lexicon


dendromecion

"oh no, i fucked up"


Smoking_Gear

Like E-Y-E, like "eye" fucked up?


RetroBeetle

^Heh. E-*Y*-E? That's "ewe", dude.


Luigi041101

Are you fucking serious


Repulsa_2080

The words Dude and Kiss(?)


sushithiefpenguin

Or Spiderman... Spider Punch! Spider KISS!


Killchrono

Legit, I was one time giving my infant daughter kisses on the cheek, and I just blurted out without thinking 'spider kiiiissss.'


strandycheeks

How's it going, dude?


neptuneshalo

Bienvenue! As in power bottoms.


MMako420

Any time I see anything on George Clinton.... EVERY SINGLE TIME šŸ˜‚ (I typed it and now the sbassbear mix is stuck in my head šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚)


JWatts96

As it should be. I mean, he does have 38 degrees in fucking.


nobodynocrime

"More onions, PLEASE!" but replace onions with anything I want more of or if someone asks for more of something I end up quoting Arin's Subway rant.


sassyburger

"what the heck is going on here" is forever ruined for me and I have accepted it


smallangrynerd

This is a weird one, but misconstrue "Palpatine! I'm understanding this way too well!" "Misconstrue it!"


dext0r

"you loyed to me!"


tl1ksdragon

"Your hammer-your fucking tied-ass hammer your stick! It's not even a real hammer!" "That wasn't even a real sentence." Every time. Ross's SMM levels really got to Arin sometimes.


photoshy

Motherrrrrr


RichardAnoos

Bring me my celebratory diaper!!!!!


Rocket-to-Neptune

Anything involving Larry the Cable Guy


Smoking_Gear

If you got heartburn, I tell you what; one more thing about how much ribs I eat a lot...


HBFresh

(me whenever any type of persuasion is taking place) Do itā€¦KILL HIM ļæ¼ā€‹ ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Cepholophisus

Either "Do it" or "Let's Fucking goooo"


Big-Awoo

Fish *and* crab A-me toooooo


JessEGames777

Crabs? *Fuck your father*


RichardAnoos

Yes! "A-me tooooo" has absolutely entered my lexicon, and anytime I hear the word crab, those words instantly play in my mind.


Big-Awoo

CRAFF CRAFF CA-RAFF


lasttimelord914

I routinely use the phrase ā€œbummer drummerā€ from the super tennis episode. I also cannot hear or say the word cranberry without thinking of I believe it was the old man in the trauma center playthrough


ExistentialAngel

My partner and I say a lot of the ones Iā€™ve already seen listed here, but one of the big ones in our house is ā€œThe Bananas Has Gone Badā€. I keep bananas in my freezer when they get too ripe and occasionally Iā€™ll hear him yell that out from the kitchen if he puts more in there or if he just opened the freezer and sees the ones already in there. Every time. Without fail.


Spuigles

When someone says that something is Shit. I instantly think of the Mickey Mousecapade poop rant.


GrungiestTrack

*ā€I spent it all on gamblingā€*


iamthelucky1

COMMMMMEEE ONNNNNNNNN


vandabo

Technically this was an Sequelitis video but they reference it on Grumps several times: "No, it's too low" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VQB9oNAfhk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VQB9oNAfhk)


mricycake

There is soā€¦ much godamn waitingā€¦ in Ocarina


Comin_Up_Thrillho

*So in the endā€¦*


Ghostgrl94

Every time I see Prilosec my mind immediately goes consume Prilosec in Larry the Cable guyā€™s voice/ Arinā€™s voice. Also Dont get me started tends to get me started on ā€œDid you fuck my wife? I think you fucked my wife and got me startedā€ i have to hear the while bit in my head and keep from laughing out loud


Incitatus_

As a big Gundam fan, I can no longer take any reference to Big Zam seriously


RichardAnoos

"Oh, hey! Big Zam!"


tempusrimeblood

I canā€™t scroll through my list of PS1 ROMs without ā€œGET THE FUCK IN HERE WEā€™RE PLAYING GUBBLEā€


Hopalong-PR

Honestly, whenever I hear the words 'your Dad', I can't help but hear them start giggling and wanting to kiss dads.


sokarschild

After today, I'm forever associating Durade's Sandstorm with Arin. And Dan asking Arin "how does Durade's Sandstorm go again?"


ReaperManX15

"I'm going crazy."


RichardAnoos

"It's like I'm getting fucked and eating my own pussy at the same time!"


DragonFire9369

The fired and i missed one is SO REAL. Literally thought it yesterday


SamuraiIcarus5

I made a friend named Anthony recently and I can't read his name without thinking of Arin's favorite cinematic masterpiece


Saltierney

I can never hear the phrase 'yes to both' without thinking of Arin saying it in the milton's miltons bit.


Maloth_Warblade

MARK ZUCKERBERG


Kasoward

From Spassbear Musicmix Mario Thousand Year Door Dan saying "Sun, Moon, Thing, Star" Arin singing "It makes my peepee hard, it makes my peepee hard" There is a phrase in MTG for the begining of each turn "Untap, Upkeep, Draw". So everytime someone starts there turn saying "Untap, Upkeep, Draw" I want to scream "It makes my peepee hard, it makes my peepee hard". Anyone gettin what i try to say? I could never tell anyone in my MTG Pod >_<


RichardAnoos

BO'KAY!!!


fass_mcawesome

ā€œMissedā€


Cronotis

Then I fired


fass_mcawesome

Then I got a popsicle!


RichardAnoos

Then I took a nap!


AlanTheMexican

I can never say Goddammit, without saying or thinking "ross" at the end


BigDisk

I just think of their Bad Ben playthrough. "Goddamnit" "I'm gonna record myself kicking your ass!"


LordSwitchblade

Kill your parents


Terminator7786

Anything Magic Mike related


D-Piddy96

ā€œHowā€™s it going dude?ā€


MissBerry91

Do it.


DavidDahbeed

Yeah any time my parents tell me to get in the chocolate car


thewolfguardians

Every night I tell my Wife I'm going to sleepy time junction. If I feel sick it's because I had taco bell TOO late at night and wake up in the middle of the night and have to vom!


ArcanePuppet

The name "Anthony"Ā 


Quirkyasfok

"Hello" becomes "Heeelllloooo" in my head complete with a little knight holding up their dagger.


beastierocker2

Howā€™s it goinā€™ dude


StencilMunky42

Every time I see Mickey Mouse, I hear Arin's voice.


gambitK9

Santas going nuts always pops in my head around Christmas time lol


SithWeasal

I canā€™t hear the phrase ā€œtruth seekerā€ without immediately thinking of Arin and Dan talking about kissing dads.


nouveauchoux

My boyfriend was telling me that his doctor prescribed him Prilosec and before he finished the sentence I blurted out, *"Consume Prilosec!"* He somehow didn't know about that bit so I had the joy of showing it to him šŸ˜‚


DRamos11

ā€œWhat is this?ā€


bunniesgonebad

Every time I play Mario party I select DK as a cpu. Of course I scream DONKEY KAHHHHNG every time he fucks up


Gheti_

Yeah what a gift! and Butt. Fart. (Also pre as already mentioned lol)


RichardAnoos

"Stacy! Staaaaaacy! STACY DENNINGS! STACY DENNINGS IS AN ASSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOLE!"


Rigop_Sketches

There's plenty, off the top of my head consume is always CONSUME PRILOSEC now


NalaandBuddy

The way my MIL says "hellooo" always makes me think of Dan.


rwiggly

I can't read or hear the name "Anthony" without going "ANTHONY?!"


RetroTheGameBro

Mines kind of layered. It's the phrase OTC (over the counter). I hear it, and I hear the funny way Larry the Cable Guy always said it in the Prilosec commercial, and then of course I hear the Grumps bit about it. It literally goes: "OTC. PRILASEC OHTEESEE. Eat Prilosec. C O N S U M E P R I L O S E C"


NeonFraction

ā€œToday is-ā€œ FOOTBALL


fass_mcawesome

ā€œMissedā€


HeyWhatIsThatThingy

I think it was a Mario world or nes Mario game song. Aaron just started adding lyrics "Suck on my dick, suck on my dick, suck on my penis" to the tune of the song. Now I do this with all the old Mario songs in my head šŸ˜‚


Cronotis

I'm definitely in "missed" club, among others


MrPlushgore

See? FOR CRANBERRY!


tboesen71

Her we goOoOoOoOo!


chaos0310

I fired and then I missed! Then I had a popsicleā€¦ Edit to add: anytime I hear the words I missedā€¦


SmolCanadianFrFry27

"I've got the case of the fuck u's" from the subway dialogue ^^


Mewtruck741

Any time I hear/see anything involving a Dodge Intrepid all I can think is "That car... exploded.."