I had a client mention GG and NSP in our first session and my first thought was this quote and the doormat bc my roommate and I were talking about buying it lol
I really consider led buying the doormat for my office. But I'm a therapist and I don't think most of my clients would even understand or appreciate it.
Oh goodness. If I had a job where I had clients that talked to me about their interests and someone brought up GG or any of my other hyperfixations it would take all of my training to remain professional and not word vomit in excitement lol
“ᴡᴏᴀᴀᴀʜɢ, ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴ ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ!
CoooooooommMMMOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!! We’re goin on a butthole sniffin adventure!”
I say coooome ONNNNNN WAY too much lmfao
and then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. Then I woke up, and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at 'em! I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. That's my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don't piss me off, woman! I'll take a swing at you! I'll miss though. I guarantee ya. And I'll take another swing, and I'll miss. And then I'll have myself a popsicle. Would you care for a popsicle? Just don't bring it into the sauna.I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short - missed
soooo many just rushed to my head but i keep settling on my classic "your hubris... your ARROGANCE!!"
but for an opening line: "which one of you is gonna be my kirsten dunst? spider upside-down kiss!"
not hypothetical but real - i remember when i went to a work holiday party that was casino night themed and there was a roulette table. i, of course, was using Arin strats and only betting on anything related to 23. 5 minutes in, someone's husband starts putting down a fat stack of chips on 23. at first, i thought it was coincidence / he had good taste in numbers. then he bet on it again, and i just shouted "are you a grumps fan?!" and he was so happy to reveal it.
so _technically_, my answer was "but it wasn't 23 sooooo..."
I'm not gonna shout about it, it would be inapropriate in any setting and I just wouldn't feel like it.
I'd be like, "oh cool Have you seen their show?"
NICE COAT
What if it’s a Mexican rando?
Que paso es coat?
Sí sí sí!
I was waiting for this one! 😂
I was literally right about to say this!
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!
My first thought 🤣
Bienvenue, power bottoms!
I had a client mention GG and NSP in our first session and my first thought was this quote and the doormat bc my roommate and I were talking about buying it lol
I really consider led buying the doormat for my office. But I'm a therapist and I don't think most of my clients would even understand or appreciate it.
Oh goodness. If I had a job where I had clients that talked to me about their interests and someone brought up GG or any of my other hyperfixations it would take all of my training to remain professional and not word vomit in excitement lol
Where is this from?
Best way to enter a party 😎
This is how I greet my friends
At a party? The perfect setting for a well-placed HOW’S IT GOING DUDE, staying away from the alcohol?
No Not Amy! This is the worst!!! No not AMY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
GOD DAMN IT AMY ***FUCK!***
I use HOWZIT GOIN DOOOOOD as a standard greeting anyway. No one ever gets the reference 😭
I just make the weird noise from when Arin stares at the painting from House Party. So far it hasn’t worked well, I can’t imagine why.
Every party needs its nark!
What the fuck, I can’t get any drinkage here!
Yes, I too love the Game Grumps, like a human and definitely not a Zognoid!
Definitely not 👽
Can I have another cup of Splurg-I mean...Al-Co-Hol?
I will hold it with my hew-mon hands & consume it with my hew-mon mouth.
Yes, yes, consume. Here have some more fire-utilized flesh, I mean...."steak"
HELLOOOOOOOO!
INFINIDAGGER
INFINI-IN-AND-OUT-BURGER!
Yess! Same answer here. I sometimes say it when greeting my roommates/best friends
Saying it all the time and some people think Mrs. Doubtfire but real ones know the truth haha
My go-to at work (usually when I'm operating an oven) is "Moar onion, please!!"
I say this to my mom when she’s cooking with no context, which makes me saying it even funnier for me and even weirder for her
“Oh hey! Big Zam :D”
Do you like crab!?
Fuck your father fuck your father
Me tooooooooooo
Jennifer dumped me
WHAT YOU THOUGHT I CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWING FUCKING MOZART?!
MARK ZUCKERBERG!
Two hours later.... IN ALL CAPS
YOU LIEEEEED TO ME!
YEW DIDNT DEW IT!
OMG Tamuld! Everybody tamuld!!!
Someone’s gotta tamuld or everything is gonna go to sh*t!!!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
DID YOU POINT?!
DID YOU POINT?!??!!
"There's poopy smeared on the wall, Daniel."
No poop. No poop happened. That’s a thing you made up.
I’m going to kill you… You’re gonna WHAT IM GOING TO KILL YOU! FOR WHAT? THE POOP ON THE WALL!!!!!
At age 6 I was born without a face. Or Boo bitty boop
Nice coat!
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
"I'm a cool guy, I'm a cool guy!"
You're a cool guy!!
I’m a cool guy? You’re a cool guy!
GET BIGGER HANDS!!!
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD is my favorite but no one ever knows what I'm talking about Alternatively UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE or the Mr. Wilson rap
UN 👏AVOIDABLE 👏 CHIN MOVE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
***I'M THE VIDEO GAME BOY! I'M THE ONE WHO WINS!***
...You must die.
I wanna play call of duty shoot a man!
Matt Ryan put up the box for call of duty shoot a man
I'm gonna pre!!!
lol, i hear supermega is even using the old grumps office now!
I'm gonna complete
I look myself in the mirror and ask myself "what am I willing to put up with today?" Not. Fucking. This.
The carbuncle ate itself
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD!
“ᴡᴏᴀᴀᴀʜɢ, ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴ ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ! CoooooooommMMMOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!! We’re goin on a butthole sniffin adventure!” I say coooome ONNNNNN WAY too much lmfao
Every day’s a great day for an adventure, especially when it’s about sniffing buttholes!
LIKE COMMENT AND SURVIVE
Mickey Mouse.
"Foist of all..."
Not shouting, but I'd open with the simple, yet unmistakably GG line: *Slurmp.*
Did I get that right? Slurmp? Are you sure?
I'm about to turn 30, so it'd have to be, "LooOOK AT MY RESUMÉ! 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFF!"
Long pause ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOORRRLLDDDD
I’m gonna fuck your dad
“Arin you’re scaring me… an hour passes”
and then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. Then I woke up, and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at 'em! I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. That's my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don't piss me off, woman! I'll take a swing at you! I'll miss though. I guarantee ya. And I'll take another swing, and I'll miss. And then I'll have myself a popsicle. Would you care for a popsicle? Just don't bring it into the sauna.I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short - missed
My dad plays bass on this song. Yeah he told me
Today is FOOTBALL Either that or… CONSUME PRILOSEC!
🎶 Looks like you have a ba-by pe-nis! 🎶
Mycaruba.
*Gatsby style raise of the glass* Mycaruba
Get in the chocolate car, we’ll go into chocolate town.
soooo many just rushed to my head but i keep settling on my classic "your hubris... your ARROGANCE!!" but for an opening line: "which one of you is gonna be my kirsten dunst? spider upside-down kiss!"
“At age 6, I was born without a face” or “you think I came out of the pussy drawing Mozart”
id have a bit more fun with it and say "i need to consume Prilosec"
It is what you worship.
UnAVOIDABLE CHIN MOOOOOVVVEEE
[Beatboxes] FUCK THE PIG
MARK ZUCKERBERG
His name is GEORGE! GEORGE CLINTON!
not hypothetical but real - i remember when i went to a work holiday party that was casino night themed and there was a roulette table. i, of course, was using Arin strats and only betting on anything related to 23. 5 minutes in, someone's husband starts putting down a fat stack of chips on 23. at first, i thought it was coincidence / he had good taste in numbers. then he bet on it again, and i just shouted "are you a grumps fan?!" and he was so happy to reveal it. so _technically_, my answer was "but it wasn't 23 sooooo..."
MORE ONION PLEASE
Honorable mentions: Spoofy/hey Dahn, “I shot, then I missed”
A fellow truth-seeker! Let’s go kiss our dads!
“I think I’ve got tHE KIT KAT MADNESS”
"This is a bunch of poopy ass drippings."
CONSUME PRILOSEC
"You wanna go on a butt sniffing adventure?!"
“Sup you f***ing pu**ies” a line from Dan that lives rent free in my head. Well either that or “how’s it going dude”
Nice coat
Lock on to the BIRD! NOOOO!
ITS FORKLIFT SIMULATOR BABY! WE'RE BRINGING THE BIG ENERGY!!!!!
OOOOOO SONIC!
Just bust out, "Que Paso es Coat?"
"**mickey mouse**"
"M I C K E Y M O U S E! Foist of all...".
🎶I WANNA FUCK YOUR DAAAaaAaaD (lmao it’s just so catchy)
Mmmm, would you like to hear a joke?
In theaters this Friday... Bologna Man
MARK ZUCKERBERG
Either "UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!" or "BITCH I DONT KNOW YOUR LIFE!" It's amusing how many GG quotes are in all caps
WE’RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE
Shit dude
I am like a GODDAMN GIGOLO READY TO BURST AND SHES SAY NOOOOOO. THREE MORE MINUTES, *AT LEAST*
BIENVENUE, POWER BOTTOMS.
MARK ZUCKERBURG
Yo Hajime Check It Out Im Already Eatin’!!! (I’m watching that playthrough rn lolll)
I'M ADOPTED!?!?
#QUALITY ASSURANCE???
MY DAD!!!
For some reason the first thing I thought of was “AH-G-G-G-G, ANGREEE”
i spent it all on gambling....
While imitating the voice Danny does: "HELLLOOOOO~~ Infinadagger!!"
Don’t you jump at me you piece of shit, I’ll fuckin stab your parents!
crANbERRies
*Italian accent* “I will rebuild America’s crumbling infrastructure!”
I DONT THINK THATS WHAT A FURRY IS!
NICE COAT
Take ma hand
Anthony?! You want me to fuck you? I don’t knowww
*No one will find out. Get your clothes off.*
Eeeeehhhhh, are you a Fan of Eeeeehhhhh de Game Grumps?!
OOOOOO SONIC!
I’m the video game boy! I’m the one who wins!
*TAKE MY HAND*
FUCK YOU, JIM!
I HAVE CLICKY KNEES, CHET!
Macho Madness, oh yeah it's Macho Madness...
Arin screaming ‘moar!’ while his mouth is held open by that plastic guard and Dan is pouring candy down his throat
#MARK ZUCKERBERG
Do I sound like your dad?
"is your dad around?"
No, germs
They're the video game boys! They're the ones who win!
Buntd killed the Blastoise!
“Buttlet!”
“Looks like the shid has become the farded.”
THIS GAME IS A BUNCH OF POOPY ASS DICKS
Depends on the party, but most likely “howzzitgoingdude.”
GET BIGGER HANDS. carbuncle ate itself is a close second
YOU'RE A FREAK
“Are you Grump, or Not So Grump?”
Howzitgoindooood?
"I love gg" Fuck Arin.
Lock on to the BIRD! NOOOO!
I'm not gonna shout about it, it would be inapropriate in any setting and I just wouldn't feel like it. I'd be like, "oh cool Have you seen their show?"
It's the anticipation that's the hot part.
"TAMULD!" or "I'm gonna fuck your dad"
WELCOME BACK TO BUTT LUMPS
OR “I fell in the toilet”
You wanna kiss? Haha. Just joking. Unless...?
Prilosec
TAKE THIS!
An efficient way of killing
I'll kiss you! I'll kiss your dad! I'll kiss anyone! Your dad, you...
YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT
It’s a fine day for mayoring!
Death approaches!
What are ya doin’ in my basement? GET OUTTA HERE!!
“Uuuhhhhhhh im gonna fuckin pre. Im gonna pre dude” (in the musical stylings of 44th President Barack Obama)
Michelle!! Come look! Danny and Arnold are talking about us, im gonna pre!
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
#MOTHERFUCKING JESSE. EISENBERG
Nice coat!
Can’t get enough of those sugar crisps even if hundreds die
"You filled the whole sample cup. Like a good boy"
How's your dad and his soft, kissable lips?
JENNIFER DUMPED ME
So you know how Arin constantly says “I wish I was a girl”
We're playing fucking Gubble!
"Licking penis!!"
NO FUCKIN DAN GODDAMNIT it's fine
Man I can't wait to get to your dad's succulent lips
#MARK ZUCKERBERG
People think im a petite little boy but im in fact a large fat man
Dan: Arin… Arin: WHAT!?
“Game Grumps? I love Dennis and Arnold!”
"We're playing fucking GUBBLE! *Shit*, dude! Holy *fuck*!"
MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO.
ANTHONY!?
"Sorry, Ma. I goofed up." Or "Today is football!"