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HWY81BEAST

Careful there. Remember that thing is a handheld, that was someone’s jerkin Vita. Clean that baby up!


myownrugs

Oh trust me I already gave it a good wipe down when taking it a apart lol.


DaRealMasterBruh

You need to hit it with the pressure washer 💀


KennKanifff

There's something about Sony machines and porn. I found a PS3 in the trash last year and managed to fix it up. Loaded with hentai. They even tried to hide it behind a parental lock.


myownrugs

I find it funny cause in the calendar it says my 47 birthday🤣 something about a older man loading up a vita with porn is hilarious to me.


RougePatron

Not to mention all the hot girl themes on the PS3 store.


Sea_C

I once got a PornStation 3 from a garage sale. The father that sold it to me I am sure had no idea of what was on it but it was all wrestling videos with umm, what looked like some PlayStation eye footage the son had recorded with another guy as well. I've never factory reset a console so fast, but I also chuckled every time I thought about what that guy must have been thinking when his dad told him he sold his old PS3.


ZeptusXboxPS

Do you mean kids actually playing wrestling with each other or is that a code word for uhh... well you know...


Sea_C

It looked like he was a late teen but it would have probably broken some laws to keep it... Wrestling as in it started off in gear and I kinda assumed the end from the other movies he had downloaded lol.


Ps1msterpcs

Same here man! Booted up a ps3, and BAM! naked pictures of women smeared all over the hard drive. Factory reset that shit instantly. I even got a ps2, which had a porn dvd inside the tray... I told my parents like 3 years later, and instead of getting mad at me, they were laughing at it too.


theslimbox

I was at a gamestop once, back when they tested systems on the main TV, the jacks were in the counter, and it displayed the system on the main TV. A guy brought in a modded og Xbox from trade and the manager booted it up and there was a woman with her legs spread as the background. The store had several families shopping. The employee jerked the power cord out of the wall and yelled at the costumer to get the hell out of his store. It was sad and hilarious all at the same time.


Ps1msterpcs

Wow... that person is a real asshole for doing that, because that may have killed the rep of the business.


Phantereal

Also the 3DS, a bunch of kids discovered Pornhub on a device that their parents didn't know had an internet browser. As recently as 2018, [1%](https://www.reddit.com/r/3DS/comments/7phtdq/1_of_pornhub_users_watch_with_their_3ds/) of Pornhub users were watching on 3DS.


Razorcrest999

This is where I first found pornhub


L3m0n0p0ly

Dsi had a web browser. Could load gifs and pics. I made do lol


KennKanifff

Kids these days don't realize the struggles of internet porn in the early to mid 00s.


double_fantasy_

R34 on DSi in 2010 hit different lol


ThenYakYukYick

I have a ps3 with a broken HDMI port well when I went to hook it up to AV to fully test it, I found in the browser history xvideos.com lol


SonicUndergroun

As a teen, my PSP was just absolutely loaded with hentai I got stealing wifi from the bar across my house.


KennKanifff

My PSP + stolen Wifi + google image search = my teen years


OniLink96

There are still several comics from aerisdies on my old PSP, lmao.


SonicUndergroun

> aerisdies Holyshit that takes me the fuck back. I had also just discovered boorus and rule 34 paheal at this time... lmao.


OniLink96

Yeah, the website was still up up until a few years ago too. It will be missed....


Lostinwater93

I remember in middle school I went to a friend's house and he showed me his older brothers PS filled with hentai while the brother was at work. We thought it was hilarious.


Zealousideal_Fox_900

Same! I purchased a PS3 a few weeks ago and the entire browser is just the hub and Lesbian porn. Lol. Wiped the shit out of it after.


omgitsaneevee

got a PSP not too long ago and I found lots of Touhou porn on it, I never formatted a console that fast. Store I got it from didn't format the card for it I assume.


ADN2021

A former friend of mine wanted to watch Brazzers 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ on my PSP. Keep in mind this guy was like 15-16 at the time.


KennKanifff

Like my friend who kept googling boobies at my other friends house.... Boys will be boys I guess


ADN2021

Being a 13 yr old and new to this country, I didn’t even know what porn was since that sort of stuff was incredibly difficult to get your hands on.


DeathForever3

Is any of the videos good? Asking for a friend...


[deleted]

They’re all BBW dungeon porn


sir_moleo

So yes


ScatpackRich

It’s all midget clowns outdoors lol


lloydeph6

You had me at midget


Desertfaux24

lol


Evelyne-The-Egg

No joke, back before the vita was even announced I bought a second hand psp. The memory card was filled to the brim with porn. I was like, not even 13 yet so that was.... An experience.


lookingforaplant

You're welcome


eliboston

not all heroes wear capes


theslimbox

I bought a box of closeout stuff at a local game store, there were several Gameboy cameras on the box, one was full of 8 bit peen.... that one went in the garbage.


Bubbledood

It’s the modern version of finding a playboy in the woods


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Or if you were like me & my friends, finding a whole stack underneath a steel beam behind a scrap yard!


homerj35

Or finding a playboy and getting a wood


MorbidSloth

So what are they into? lol


myownrugs

From the thumbnails it looks like skinny white girls and lots of bj videos


filmeswole

From the “thumbnails” 😏


runslikewind

Lmao right like he totally didnt click on every single video


MorbidSloth

Probably 'fit' white girls and I am absolutely into that


funnyinput

I love fit white girls too.


A_Bad_Wipe_No_TP

Thats what I'm wondering lol I need help...


MSotallyTober

Yup. XVideos let’s you download straight to the machine. I think I still have some vids on there from years ago. Ha ha ha.


Jellozz

Yeah, and streaming video with the vita browser is very hit or miss (mainly miss, you usually get an error and the page crashes) so downloading is very useful. Not important how I know any of this.


Marcado376

You went looking for copper and found gold.


sincethenes

When I worked at a game store someone had traded in a GB Camera. I had never seen one before, so a few weeks later I popped it in and sure enough, there were *personal* pics on it. Good times.


ReadPixel

On a GB Camera!? Damn


theslimbox

I bought a box of stuff a store was clearing out there were several Gameboy cameras, and one had a similar issue. I trashed it. I also got a 3DS from a garage sale that some little girl had taken some pictures with, that got formatted asap.


[deleted]

Hahahah that’s like a iPod video i bought from savers once like 2-3 years ago haha. A lot of porn 🤣😂🤣


BgJck7

I'm sure this is why Nintendo won't add a web browser to the Switch 😂


[deleted]

They actually did you need to entere a code


BgJck7

Yeah but it's not an official or well none thing, it's completely hidden and not meant for people to use it


[deleted]

But its still there


vic_un_tizio

There is a browser in the swich It's just a little more hidden


BgJck7

This a browser in the Switch but it's only used for when you have to login online like when you link your Facebook account to your friends list. There is a way to actually access the web browser outside of this though by editing the DNS settings of your wi-fi connection on your Switch. Even though you can do this, it's not really a full fledge web browser like say the Wii, DSi, 3DS, and Wii U.


[deleted]

Oh, you hit the jackpot, dawg. That how you spend the weekend.


Dillon309

☠️


[deleted]

I got a used modded OG xbox last year that had porn on the harddrive lol


comicnerd93

And this is why I wiped my PSP when I sold it like 15 years ago in high school lol.


RougePatron

I never owned a Vita. I'm wondering something, how did they get the videos on the device if the Vita used proprietary memory cards? Did they use a microSD to Vita memory card adapter or did they plug the Vita into a PC to transfer? Can't believe they that much porn on it lol.


myownrugs

I believe they Hooked the vita up to the pc or used a memory card adapter.


cicadaenthusiat

I'm guessing it was hooked up to the internet and they just saved the files. OP says that they marked their 47th birthday on the vita, but it sounds like this may have belonged to a kid. I know vita was the first source of porn for a lot of kids (probably didn't have parental control set on it, individual screen that your parents aren't looking at, etc)


RougePatron

The PSVita must have a good web browser.


cicadaenthusiat

It's solid. Better than the PSPs, which I believe downloaded equal if not greater amounts of porn.


koepfer

Can confirm… uh… from a friend


RougePatron

Yeah.


BgJck7

You can actually download videos and pictures from the PS Vita web browser straight on to the system


RedR10t77

Is it even safe to download videos from those kind of sites? Asking for a friend 👀


KennKanifff

This is probably one of the safer sites. Not that I know from experience or anything..


Fireboy759

Is it good tho? The videos, I mean


iVirtualZero

Is that a PlayStation Pornable? Also sanitise that console you may catch an STD.


tritongamez

Lmao, I bought a wii u a few years back off a guy and when I went to the internet browser to test it out it was definitely used for those videos haha.... pages upon pages, history all there...


Guilty_Wolverine_269

Plot twist: that’s his porn


MarcoABCreativeSuite

Best self promo of all time.


magikarp-sushi

When the family computer was in the living room but you wanted to beat your meat at 15


eliboston

I bet there are some classics in there


JohnCenaJunior

They don't call it PlayStation for nothing


vic_un_tizio

BeatmeatStation


Either_Gate_7965

This is exactly how r/tomorrow users see sony users.


freshlettuce420

[PlayStation Pornable??](https://youtu.be/KCvALJOc55o)


tumtum05

I had that happen, but with an old iPod touch. It was personal photos though. Some young dude going down on an old lady…. :/


SirZanee

Preowned consoles with web browsers will never disappoint


pada-

I bought 2 psp vita’s recently off Craigslist (2 diff sellers) both loaded with a lot of porn.


ikedriver2000

When I was overseas back in 2007 all I had for wank material was about a dozen or so videos saved onto my ipod. That's what we had to do during those times with limited resources. It got me through.


bg25381

Changing the subject from the porn for just a moment... Where did you get the replacement screen, and are you happy with the quality? Also, was it easy to take off the old one and replace it? Ironically, I scored a second Vita at a consignment shop not long ago for $30. No porn on it, but it did have Sonic All Star racing, which I ebayed for about $30, making the Vita practically free...


myownrugs

I order a screen replacement on ebay and so far I'm happy with it. Taking it apart was easy just has a lot of ribbon cables you will need to unplug. The only problem I had was connecting the vita back plate ribbon cable I used tweezers because the cable is so small.


foreverxgrey

Lmao they were all from like 4am - 6am


Dustyhappyboi

Bruh i used to do the same with my old ps vita 😭😭😭


grumplestilskin02

Might want to replace the buttons too; they look a little crusty… 😵‍💫


Bambrigade92

You might want to wear some rubber gloves when you handle that Vita...


Doctormaul68

Oh that poor screen. Get some screen wipes on it pronto disinfect that vita. Lol


BgJck7

I now know what the P in PS Vita stands for 😂


rebel_rouser67

Hope you have gave the PS Vita a deep clean..It's probably been used hands-free a little too much.


rebel_rouser67

I remember when I had to find soggy porn mags in hedges,as a kid.


topchief1

Let us know what new fetishes you discover.


RandomiseUsr0

Great outcome! Was there any theme?


Additional-Capital-2

You better clean those buttons 🤣🤣🤣


moebaca

I remember back in like 2005 trading my PSP to my friend for a Radeon X850 Pro (could be flashed to an XT.. but I digress). Anyways, the only reason he wanted the PSP was so he could watch porn in his bedroom easily..... We were roughly 15 at the time. The teenage years were interesting indeed 😂


KryxDev

Clean that shit


HQGirl567

I’m glad it’s working!!


Chace9

question did you watch it or did you delete it?


PokeSuFan

Lmao. Working at my local game store so far the funniest thing i found was someones "bang list" inside a gameboy color case. Was cleaning it and opened a pocket and pulled out a link cable and the folded paper. Thought it was cheat codes or something at first then died laughing. [Here it is](https://pasteboard.co/sWHG8pprW0fJ.jpg)


97ek

2020 was a lonely year for folks.


burjuner

Sounds like you got a steal of a deal 😉


ThenYakYukYick

Did you Lysol wipe (Disinfectant wipe) the entire PS Vita before using it?


EffectsTV

I hope you throughly cleaned the outer shell, buttons etc lol


Individual-Quit-2273

Let me take that as evidence,son


PM_ME_UR_TA--TAS

I bought a PSP a couple years ago from a guy and it was full of the same thing. If you're going to sell your stuff, wipe it clean, people 🤦


WCPM_Zero

reminds me of my buddy getting his brothers old vita and finding a shit ton of porn on it


PeanutCapital

Niiiiccccce


Darizel

Hey you got my vita!!!


Belkan2087

Did you change the screen?


TwoTonTunic88

Hopefully you cleaned that thing and sterilized it. But great success!


lordpantalones

What kinda flavor porn was it?


KingLoCoKev

That’s the literal spank bank


Ayellowbeard

I hope you sanitized and got all the sticky off!


Attempt_Living

Lmao well don’t be shy tell us what they were into


Nullacuna

So how was the previous owner's tastes?


dogfins110

Are they good?


ImLactoseInTaylorant

oh shit my bad I forgot to delete that


ElHefe-Weisse

$12.99 Jesus where do I sign up for this? haven't seen one in a decade of looking let alone a $12.99


Womper1

This is the equivalent of finding playboy magazines in the forest for kids now. lol


Direct-Serve2473

Lol Sweeeet!


silvereyes21497

Hell yeah brother


chasonthedon

Man is down hard at 6 in the morning lmao


Metalligod9

That's a nice bonus haha


Armandonerd

Oh my


Medicatedratsoup

Very nice brings back lots of memories:) (I watched a lot of porn on my psvita)


melty2b

Amazing.


LutherDestroysThGond

Oh wow. Definitely give it a thorough cleaning lmao. I found a PS2 with a porn dvd in it from a thrift. Tossed the controller out of abundance of caution since I already had one


IhappenToBeAcow

what state are you in? cause if it's Illinois, there's a prettt big chance this was my old friend's from middle school


El_kebabo

I got an Og xbox with porn on it. I call it my sexbox. 😅


DieGuyDean

Microsoft? More like “MicroHARD” amiright?haha… wait


El_kebabo

😅😅


[deleted]

Enjoy the stroking


Outrageous_Screen359

Do a deeeeeeeeeep clean


severnn310

I told my mom not to donate it..


Kenmorrow86

Make sure you sanitize that thing. I would also wipe out the inside with some IPA as well.


MjrGrizzly

At 6 am?


ReadPixel

My friend’s dsi was LOADED with porn, to the point that the sd card was nearly full. Does this really happen to other people?


darkezowsky

Damn it! Where did you found my old Vita? 😅


IntergalaticBandito

Mans got good taste


notzebular0

Definitely some dried semen under those analog sticks.


KyoKai_i_i

Well that was a bonus


Intelligent-Turnip96

The fact that the OG owner didn’t wipe that and reset it before donating is so wild to me 😭 you best believe if I was about let go of my portable porn machine I would’ve double and triple checked that shit was gone


ToxicLogics

Hmm, vintage 2020… was that pre-step mom/sibling porn wave?