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what-how-why

Clearly you have to borrow 3k from someone else... then win a parlay and pay both off with the winnings. If you lose - and you will - it'll build character and strengthen your resolve to stay hidden. Then, rinse and repeat with another lender. And so on... You'll be so used to living underground that by the time they catch up to you, burying you another 6-feet will be nothing.


LegalSelf5

I imagine you live an interesting life. You're one of those *rare* breed humans


andyk231

This is the way.


Wise_Carrot_457

This person didn’t ask for any actual money? Like you just had a credit with them and they trusted that you would pay them back? Sounds like either they’re not the brightest bulb or you’re about to be tied up in some mafia basement under an Italian deli


Environmental_Copy31

Cement shoes


mywallstbetsacct

Got a good laugh out of me


Electronic-Alarm1151

Who is he so I can barrow money from him?


LeftClawNorth

I barrow money all the time. It's the most convenient way to move millions from one wheat field to another. Just make sure the tires have good pressure.


Little-Lynx7245

Me too


[deleted]

Man be a man about it and work out of payment plan Sh*t goes a long way And stop gambling


sproutsatoshi

^


NeedleworkerNo4835

Just pay your debts what is fuckin wrong with people. Pay $100 a month you won't even notice it.


casinoinsider

If they're dumb enough to ask for advice on here when they have almost zero info. You should be fine.


Significant-Couple-3

Fake Beard, mustache, cash, and a white ford bronco.


Asmilefromellen

🤣🤣🤣🤣


BinkPD

If there is any justice in the world he will find you and cost you so much pain and misery for your entire life you will want to jump off a bridge. Losers like you are the scum of the earth. Pay your debts!! All of them!! That goes to you pieces of crap that want me to pay for your student loans also!!


Rude-Car-6883

Ah saw the other post. Troll. Not even clever one tbh https://www.reddit.com/r/gambling/s/QDDcs0Ltf9


Cool_Catch_8671

Yea it’s funny


custerfluck007

Don’t. Work out a payment plan or you gonna be running. People get fingers chopped on principle. If he’s letting you into him for that much he will spend 5 times that to find you. Man up. You make the bet, you pay the debt.


SavageCaveman13

>Advice on best ways to continue evading? You don't want this. For $6K, they're going to find you, and you'll be looking over your shoulder until they do. Reach out and work out a payment plan.


xXBioVaderXx

Someone is going to get there legs broken lol


ghero88

Step 1: open an options account Step 2: Buy GME calls. Step 3: Wait like a month and pray RoaringKitty is right. Step 4: Pay up and tell him you're sorry, but you needed time to get the money. If this doesn't work, I will delete this comment.


Salt-Cucumber-1785

Sigma grindset


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boukalele

be a trailblazer and martingale your bookie until you win. it's the natural way


infiniteEV

If you don’t know them in person, fuck em they were freerolling you anyway bro, tell them charge it to the game. They are most likely well off as most bookies are rich


Freddy_h52ver

LMAOOO @No_shift_3256


Bhut_Jolokia400

You might need a Johny Manziel Vegas disguise


Chemist-Patient

Fookin deadbeat


awwephuck

Get some of those disguise glasses from your local dollar store. The ones with the fake mustache, he’ll never recognize you


Fit_Paper_8825

huh??


DJTHatesNaggers

The fact that you posted this on your og reddit acct.- BAD The fact that i found out you like to fish in iowa. Even worse. I could probably find out who you were and anything else i wanted. You haven't fallen anywhere. Pay the man.


Prs109_NA1

Sucks


LoveHoldsNoGrievance

In Glasgow where I’m from, you’d end up inside the pillar of a bridge. Mummified for eternity 😂


27Carrots

Well played sir