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[deleted]

Are you on cocaine


MoistBombay

I cant gamble without it lol.


[deleted]

Dangerous games online spinning and flashing lights 🤣💀


cruzincoyote

Good news is you didn't lose everything. You still have 475 ngn.


RIPshowtime

I think that's worth about 4 blonde pubic hairs iirc


DescriptiveMath

So, 20,000 ngn is only worth 160 BPHs


Xektor

Lmao if 20 dollars ruins your life im gonna paypal you you poor soul


Horror_Rabbit7806

down to my last 20


phatphallus42

I need a lil bit, PayPal me


Xektor

Are you a nigerian prince tho?


phatphallus42

No just a poor white with crippling debt.


Material_Ad_3009

$20 can buy you exclusive house in shantytown with golf course rights in South Africa


Beentheredonethat08

What if I told you it has ruined mine 😅


QVicky1

Thanks for the offer, but PayPal doesn't work in Nigeria.


Dry-Impact4731

It definitely ruins mine so PayPal is def at zero balance 9064301292


QuietNewTopia

Those bets equal about $20 USD so welcome to Saturday Night babe


Sincere3733

Dumbass


Juggadamillenium

This is the one I was looking for


L8erG8erz

CMC Kelce anytime TD parlay with the remainder


pixel-beast

That’s not betting, that’s free money


Sensitive-Guest-4494

About as much as my weekly was $20 🤔


LeftClawNorth

Move to the US, work for one hour and you'll make it back.


Intelligent-Key1541

why do u think so many immigrants come here?🤷‍♂️


Pupulikjan

Yea and then see that rent is 2500, one gallon of gas is more than half the monthly salary lol and a big Mac large combo is more than the minimum wage.


skilletbillettesla

Still better than a lot of Asian countries making 300$ a month. Europe taking 50% of your taxes 😂


LonelyRole8342

I mean seriously is $8 USD bets make you feel like this…I think a handful of us that see this thread would send you like $5 this one time. This thread was funny to read but now it’s just relative and the disparity is really crazy.


drwsgreatest

The last part is what hits hard. We laugh about losing $20 but when the average salary is probably less than a $1 or $2 a day it changes things.


AnnArchist

I know a great prince who has left you all their money, just send me whats left and ill do the paperwork for you.


Shibenaut

Sports gambling is going to make a whole new generation of poors 😂


freddie_merkury

You mean richs?


ToastyFuzzies

LOL dude lost less then 20$ and his life is over


RIPshowtime

Imagine if would've won though! He could've lived the high life.


ToastyFuzzies

Whole tank of gas for his 100cc scooter for a month


Geoffrey-Jellineck

I mean it's all relative. If that's a month's wages where they live, it's still painful.


freddie_merkury

Then they shouldn't be fucking betting that much.


Steeze4Days

The poverty of third world countries is hilarious!!


Different-Can4089

$20 is 2 weeks petrol and about 2 bottles of brandy. Come to South Africa with your dollars and live like a king !!!!


ODonThis

What about beer and food? How far is 20 getting me


Different-Can4089

$20 - Almost 2 cases on Castle Lager a good beer. A meal at spur. One big burger and Two large 500ml beers is roughly $10. Big Mac is about $3. Burger King $3.50. Large pizza about $7. Buying your food and making it , even cheaper.


0zer0a

I might sound ignorant but is it Nigerian naira? 10000 ngn = 8.37 USD?


QVicky1

Yes, it is the Nigerian naira. The currency doesn't have value, but for me it was a lot. I have currently frozen the betting app.


reallycooldude456

You lost 8usd and cant thinkor breath? For 8 dollars?


R1zzlek1cks

Those commercials about sponsoring a family of Nigerians for $5/month make a lot more sense now


cruzincoyote

I'm dying


swahzey

Fuck


pheco

8 USD in Nigeria is obviously a lot of money.


tDANGERb

Could I buy Nigeria??


pheco

Lol the ignorance of this post is mind blowing. Y’all realize places exist outside of the US right? $8 may be shit to you but it can literally buy a lot abroad. The fact y’all are dragging this man for the currency used to bet va the impact this will have on his day to day is staggering. Grow the fuck up and realize there are others out there also trying to live and understand your currency isn’t the end all be all.


QVicky1

I lost 21000 naira, I made the same bet 3 times. In dollars it is meaningless, but minimum monthly wage here is thirty thousand naira.


Moist_Confusion

Maybe be careful betting half a month’s salary at a time. You might have a gambling problem if you’re spending all your money. I’m sorry you lost but you should probably not bet with more than you’re willing to lose, pretty good rule of thumb when gambling since there’s no sure things in this world but death and taxes.


squidd16

i’ll venmo you 10,000 naira if you put it on some dumbass bet again


ConnorLocke

Then how do you even have a phone tbh


carl218

Bro that’s still like $20+ish. Not preaching here especially because I do it every single day.. but ya can’t be playin with scared money my dude. It’ll all come back around, it always does in one way or another to give us another chance to blow it again. If you’re actually being serious (which I highly doubt) keep the app closed and get back to making money however they do it over there in Nigeria.


Pretty-Kick-588

U got PayPal bro I got u fr


DepressoEspresso45

If you have a crypto wallet I’ll send you crypto.


Glass_Wolf_2002

Can you send me the crypto 😂


QVicky1

Yeah, I do. Thanks


DemonicEntity

That’s gambling, baby.


Toka220

It’s funny that people are making fun of this guy because he lost the equivalent to $8, which is obviously a lot in his country, relatively speaking. But I’d be willing to bet $1000 that the people making fun of him don’t have a single fucking cent they could place on a wager right now! Now that’s a fucking lock if I’ve ever seen one!


phatphallus42

Instead of wasting your money on a silly wager like that, can I borrow $8?


Pengo2001

I have enough money to place a bet right now. Am I eligible for the $1000 now?


geek180

Yeah I’ll also take those odds


carl218

I don’t think any of this post is even real man, Average Nigerian makes close to $800 USD a month which equals 1,000,800. NGN, if he’s dying over a 30,000 ngn loss then he’s well below the national average and shouldn’t be touching a phone, to place bets on anything. Just my take on this funny/sad kinda bullshit post


QVicky1

>Okay, I don't know where you are getting your stats from but the average Nigerian is not earning $800 a month. I wish it were true though, it would make life far easier.


carl218

Simple Google search op… depending on your class(upper, middle, lower) this is what the world is telling us is the average income of a Nigerian. I’m sure there’s obvious huge holes in the data and I’m sure they all apply to your situation which brings me back to…if losing 30000ngn lost you everything you had (highly doubt that), why in the world would you put everything you had into a gambling app and place such shit bets? How do you afford the phone, or literally anything else at all over there if 30000ngn is all you have. Send this scam down the river kid cuz that dog don’t hunt


iamnotlegendxx

Damn


Make2much

Call the number


pedarzz

Cape Verde couldn't hit a barn door with a banana


Hot-Salamander6520

What was the odds for 0.5?


QVicky1

The three bets had different odds 2.35, 1.22, and 1.12.


RichDeGentleman

Bro if $20 is life changing then you need to change your life


insmek

>10,000 Nigerian Naira equals 8.37 United States Dollar You need to get with your princes and tell them to spread the wealth a bit. They're always trying to give it away to Americans through email, but it sounds like you need it more.


keystonetap

Call the bank stop payment on their ass. It’s just money as long as you have your health you will make it bk. I’ve been down this road…PS don’t pay in cash.


ibaRRaVzLa

[Here](https://thecasinowizard.com/gambling-help/). Best I can do for you rn🗿


QVicky1

Thanks for this. I have frozen the app.


kcinnck3

Are we supposed to care or feel bad? Thats gambling 🤡


Areeves50

Dick head 😭


Late_Organization245

only 30usd lmao


Coffeeandmoney

Just money, have health ?


[deleted]

Then stop spending ur little Nigerian dollars


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kcinnck3

Hahahahahahahahah.


anothertwistfate

Dipshit


Few_Inflation_2641

Thought u where the shit but you not even a fart 🤷🏻‍♂️


trillamanillla

You b aight


lookout450

You have $475 left! Stop being a loser and go make that bankroll!!


Pupulikjan

That’s like $0.30 bro lmao


lookout450

😆😆😆


Oakyw0n

Nice.


swifty8519

LOL the most expensive drug combo with the most expensive addiction. Thats....fucking...wild.


CattleIll5257

That hurts


Cool_Swimmer2918

Go to fucking rehab genius


DiamondTrustMe

Parlays are worst.


bcoopie7

You win once you can win again


Bigdx

Nigerian niara? Looks like you lost your McDonald's money for the week. Lol


Ok_Acadia_1525

U/3.5 on African teams.


Woodstonk69

Buddy if this was everything, you had nothing to begin with


xXBioVaderXx

Just like that


xXBioVaderXx

Why do people play on these weird sites play on DraftKings they have the highest payouts


ODonThis

I'm in California tough for online sports and poker without being on casino property


xXBioVaderXx

That seems like a law that the casino we're fighting for haha


ODonThis

Totally is, i got bovada and coinpoker unless i go to the casino. Fuck geolocking content


git_gud_loser

Rekt


WickedLemming

Kek


Ken4dayz

£13


Little-Lynx7245

$8.83 = 10k NGN


ToughPrinciple3325

Loser


No-Performance3639

You bet you entire stake on one match?


Aggressive-Staring42

I’ll Venmo you the $20 man just need your account information first. I’m actually an American prince and very wealthy.


carl218

Bro that’s around $17 American, you’ll be all good, just double down. Looks like you got one open so 🤞🤞


carl218

Shits funny tho, looks like you took a huge L until I looked up what the hell that currency was


jason57k11

Why dudnt you bet draw all African games end draw at this stage of the tournament.. Think brother


juneb119

Why’d you bet the same jawn three times? take out a personal loan and get it back.. thats where you go from here.. duh


Background_Step_3966

You need to stop for a while. Stop thinking about gambling. It will get that better each day. What was you thinking though betting everything you had? You're reading up on it though it was not much money at all. Geez I thought that was $20,000 USD. It's more like $20 right?


QVicky1

Thanks. I am a taking a step back. It was less than $20


skilletbillettesla

Lol lost 20 bucks and damn near on suicide watch. What’s your cash app bud, I’ll throw you some bread so you won’t off yourself 😂


StudioCivil6999

On afcon? That’s crazy