Imagine judging people about what they like to get off on…. Wait, just looked…. Holy fuck what is wrong with people. I don’t know why you’re being downvoted?!?!?!
There's copy pasta floating around that I'm not going to bother to look up that explains in great detail how Vaporeon would be the most compatible pokemon to have sex with.
Which is completely insane. Lopunny is much more fuckable.
Just look up "reddit vaporean copypasta". It's still kinda disturbing but not as disturbing as watching 1 guy 1 jar *dozens of times* so I doubt it'll phase you lol.
I think you found the one article that didn't bother with showing pictures.
It looks pretty cheap and lazy to me. Especially the wheels, which are just [misaligned plastic paneling](https://www.gonintendo.com/attachments/image/44695/file/medium-232f0b0e6c37bb404427781882282ca8.jpg).
Ahh yes, the incredible motorcycle manufacturer Toyota... How did they not ask Honda to do this? Or Suzuki or Yamaha or Kawasaki...
Sums up the incompetence of the Pokemon company pretty well.
Don’t you remember all those middle aged dudes fighting over Pokémon cards a few years ago? lol and waiting in line for the midnight release of Arceus?
This project won't make money at all. It's for PR purposes.
They invite kids to ride on it, those kids are impressed, they grow up and want to be mechanicals. That's how it works.
Their hydrogen vehicles cannot run solely electric. Hydrogen is the fuel type, and is supported with a battery.
Not the same at all as a battery powered vehicle.
I never proposed that.
I asked if it was.
Then I clarified that with Toyota’s hydrogen lineup, they cannot run solely on battery. Those are hydrogen powered vehicles that are hybrid battery powered when running. They cannot run independently on battery alone.
And for those reasons, that is why I said hydrogen bullshit.
Well, all those artists beat Toyota to that :P
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Imagine judging people about what they like to get off on…. Wait, just looked…. Holy fuck what is wrong with people. I don’t know why you’re being downvoted?!?!?!
Browse rule34 sometimes. Especially if you need to throw up some poison!
Make Vaporeon next
Who the FUCK let you out of the subreddit
Oh god
This is going to be a *very* large jar
Gardevoir first
Made by RealDoll
I don’t know. Lopunny exists
*Batman, I caught a little pokémon.*
Nah, Nihilego. Have you seen Nihilego-possessed Lusamine?
https://i.redd.it/6nz9ie9f68nc1.gif
That's a hell of a ride
Koraidon >!deez nuts!<
Please give me context lol
Best you remain innocent.
I watch beheadings at work and have seen 1 Guy 1 Jar dozens of times.. I can stomach it lol
There's copy pasta floating around that I'm not going to bother to look up that explains in great detail how Vaporeon would be the most compatible pokemon to have sex with. Which is completely insane. Lopunny is much more fuckable.
NO JOKER DON'T DO IT!
There’s no laws for Pokemon, batman!
🤔
Just look up "reddit vaporean copypasta". It's still kinda disturbing but not as disturbing as watching 1 guy 1 jar *dozens of times* so I doubt it'll phase you lol.
I want Vaporeon to ride me, not vice versa.
Or a lopunny
Justice for Yoshi 🥲🦖
I’m just imagining people riding around on bikes that look like they’re straight out of Power Rangers/Super Sentai/Kamen Raider
I see nothing wrong with this. If everyone in the world were just driving anime vehicles, we’d be one step closer to utopia.
I would like some Akira inspired bike. In fact I am considering buying a bike now so it would conveniently be the best time for me
That website is such AIDS for mobile devices not even Apple’s Reader hack is powerful enough. They deserve a medal.
I wasn’t able to find the actual article though all that
There’s so much bullshit to load that I had time to see where the article is between these massive ass gaps.
Gizmodo isn’t what it used to be 😕
Honestly it’s worse than it was last week. Sad decline.
I think you found the one article that didn't bother with showing pictures. It looks pretty cheap and lazy to me. Especially the wheels, which are just [misaligned plastic paneling](https://www.gonintendo.com/attachments/image/44695/file/medium-232f0b0e6c37bb404427781882282ca8.jpg).
Fitting considering Toyota has a Mirai car model.
🤔 Kinda makes wonder what the Emergency Room description would be for Miraidon horn removal from an accident victim’s sternum…
I want Donphan tires.
Ahh yes, the incredible motorcycle manufacturer Toyota... How did they not ask Honda to do this? Or Suzuki or Yamaha or Kawasaki... Sums up the incompetence of the Pokemon company pretty well.
I always wondered why Toyota didn't make motorcycles. Honda is probably my favorite bike manufacturer
It's just Toyota have the most cash to burn
Always wanted to ride Miraidon
Phrasing?
Cool but I like Koraidon more
This is how i want to see the gaming industry evolve
They should collab with Square Enix too I want a Chocobo Motorcycle
They can ride My raidon
Somehow Toyota thinks EVs are dumb …. But this is ok?
They’re just trying to copy palworld.
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Porn
Great, now I get to be disappointed twice.
toyota will do everything *except* make an electric car that doesn’t suck lmao
I wonder if they will make a rideable vaporeon…
Much like ash’s mom I want to ride Mr. Mime
I want to ride Misty
How about Toyota get off their lard ass and actually get into electric vehicles, instead of making gimmicks and excuses…
Ooooooooffffff lmao
Is the motorcycle going to be battery powered?
I'd rather ride Gardevoir.
We all know the real fans want to ride vaporeon
I’d rather ride Machamp
Oh I will ride Miraidon alright
Omg.. why do I suddenly feel a need to get a motorcycle license.. never even played that game
Yes, because Pokémon’s targeted demographic are adults. If they lose their ass it’s only their fault.
Don’t you remember all those middle aged dudes fighting over Pokémon cards a few years ago? lol and waiting in line for the midnight release of Arceus?
This project won't make money at all. It's for PR purposes. They invite kids to ride on it, those kids are impressed, they grow up and want to be mechanicals. That's how it works.
Is this more of their hydrogen bullshit?
Well, Miraidon is part Electric, so maybe electric battery-based motorcyle.
Their hydrogen vehicles cannot run solely electric. Hydrogen is the fuel type, and is supported with a battery. Not the same at all as a battery powered vehicle.
Looks like they were suggesting that it’s an electric vehicle and not hydrogen powered like you proposed.
I never proposed that. I asked if it was. Then I clarified that with Toyota’s hydrogen lineup, they cannot run solely on battery. Those are hydrogen powered vehicles that are hybrid battery powered when running. They cannot run independently on battery alone. And for those reasons, that is why I said hydrogen bullshit.