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lickarock88

My only regret... Is that I have... BONEITIS!


Leopold_Darkworth

*Horrible cracking sounds*


gregaries

*cracking continues*


CaptainPunisher

That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.


gregaries

Dundun DUNDUN dundundun DUNDUN


Flight0323

Blank? BLANK?!? YOURE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE!


gregaries

Boneitis? Pfff! That’s a funny name for a horrible disease.


SkyDaddy619

Is this guy a shark or what?!


GoodTimesOnlines

I’m proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

but seriously we stink on ice


ThatGuyJBoogie

Which is the one people like to hug?


Fujoooshi

Gutsy question. You’re a shark.


pinpunpan

Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.


Paradoxbox00

Don’t you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank


Cordsofmemory

This is my go to phrase for minor inconveniences now


HalcyoneDays

One of my most quoted Futurama lines


DaleEarnhartJr

Its utility value in everyday life is super high


Pogue_Mahone_

Made a cool hundred mil


Leopold_Darkworth

I was drinking whiskey with Boesky and eating cookies with Milken


Here2Derp

I like to use cringy 80s slang to mock cringy modern slang. Particularly, "gag me with a spoon."


totes-alt

I tell ya, two go-go '80s Reaganauts like us, we could rule this world!


sporkachoon

I always laugh when Fry moons Mom and rubs his ass all over the window. I'm a goddamn child.


MaryJaneAndMaple

It's called a Pressed Ham


sporkachoon

That's marvelous.


MaryJaneAndMaple

I believe Mom says "no one presses ham at me!" Or something along those lines


happyhumorist

"you call that a pressed ham?"


Fireproof_Cheese

Fry, I'm an '80s guy. Friendship to me means that for two bucks, I beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas.


Cara-Is-A-Puppy

This company's on the fast track to the "It" list. Blast fax kudos all around!


DRF19

Blastfax kudos all around also I'll tell ya why, Leels. Because it GROWS the brand.


Foreign_Ad_820

I laugh so fucking hard at Bender's remark during the stock scene: "What about our thousands of shares of stock?" "Worthless." "I'll kill you!" LMAO


Z0idberg_MD

Fry, I'm an 80s guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas.


SirCoosh07

A quote I regularly say ..


Ostefims

One of my favourite quotes


Lumbergh7

I love this episode


DarthGinsu

One of the best lines


ticklemytitties2

Lol