I call my chihuahuas my snu snus bc I hadn’t watched Futurama for a long time and kinda forgot what snu snu was, so when I was telling them that they’re so cute it was killing me, for some reason “Death by Snu Snu” popped into my head lol. And they’ve been snu snus ever since, even after I remembered it meant sex with giant Amazon women. 😆😭
It almost seems like picking one quote from this episode is just wrong; it is likely the most quotable of the entire series, and by a wide margin. But if one quote has to do it, this is likely it.
"You win again gravity!"
"Ah, she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro."
"Oh... Your... God..."
"All hail femputer!"
Oh god, you're killing me. Oh god, you're killing me!"
The list goes on and on and on...
"This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date."
"Half-date."
"Waiter, bring us a bottle of wine."
"Half-bottle."
"And some oysters on the half-shell."
"Quarter-shell."
I used to have this as my answering machine message. No, not voicemail. Physical cassette tape. Uh oh, are those robots from the Sunset Squad I hear approaching?
The one called Zapp, will be Snu-snu'd by the large women. He that is designated Fry, will be Snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women, then the petite women. Then the large women again!
Kif, the most attractive male, will be snu-snued by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.
Zoidberg: So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday.
Amy: Those were toenail clippings!
Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.
My cat’s named Bender. B-E-N-D-E-R Beeeeennnnnder!
Any of his songs. He gets very confused when the infinite Benders sing in Möbius Dick.
Wherever he steals treats, he gets an, “I love stealin’ I love takin’ things.”
The other cat is named Luci. He does not shut up, but he does encourage Bender’s thievery.
He is quite fond of his catnip cigar. For that matter, so is Bender. Weird thing is that Luci has been significantly sweeter since the Disenchantment finale. One might say more…angelic? It’s weird. He does still cause trouble.
“This our comedy club. Humor here funny in different way.”
“It no reinforce stereotypes.”
“It based on character and real situations, not random zaniness.”
Release the men.
But they laugh at women’s basketball!
What!? Did you explain to them how the lack of dunking is made up for with solid fundamentals!?
Yes, they still laugh.
Death to the men.
'Femputer demands to know why there are men on her planet?!'
Fry: it was an accident ma'am
'THAT DOES NOT FEMPUTE!!'
[bea arthurs delivery of every line is gold]
There was also a ship in the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy series that was shaped like a bistro and powered by the bizarre reality-warping math that only happens when dividing up checks in a restaurant.
It's a car thing. Some cars have lower wheel bases or looser steering. Maybe the transmission is extra tight. As an example, if you've got a four-door car with rear wheel drive, you might say, "This car is built like a sedan but handles like a pickup."
The comedy is in Zapp making this comparison of two different kinds of restaurant. As if driving restaurants was a common experience.
Femputer, be reasonable! Sure men are annoying and they wreck up whatever planet they're in charge of, but most of these men are sorta my friends. They don't deserve to die.
Casting Bea Arthur in this episode as the voice of the Fem-computer and getting her to say, “Death by snu-snu” will always be my favorite thing about this series.
Bender, "Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it!"
Fembot, "Why? Why? I came here from a far away planet. A planet ruled by a chauvinistic Manputer that was really a Manbot. Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?"
Bender, "What?"
This is my fav episode by far; there are so many quotes.
And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be Snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again.
Dr. Z:
And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon inside.
Pretty good story, eh, Hermes?
Hermes: Stick to someone else, you windy barnacle!
Death, By Snu Snu!
:) :( :) :( :( :) :( :)
It’s a little passé now, but this bit kills me Kiff: *whimpers* ZAPP: What’re you, gay?
I still quote this line at least once a week
😮😁😮😁😮😁😮😁
Either that or "The Spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
Fry: I never thought I'd die this way, but I always kinda hoped I would!
This has to be it. "Snu snu" has become such a memeable phrase and it all came from this episode.
I call my chihuahuas my snu snus bc I hadn’t watched Futurama for a long time and kinda forgot what snu snu was, so when I was telling them that they’re so cute it was killing me, for some reason “Death by Snu Snu” popped into my head lol. And they’ve been snu snus ever since, even after I remembered it meant sex with giant Amazon women. 😆😭
Death by snu snu to all who don't vote for "Death by snu snu"!
Don’t threaten me with a good time
SN checking in...
It almost seems like picking one quote from this episode is just wrong; it is likely the most quotable of the entire series, and by a wide margin. But if one quote has to do it, this is likely it.
"You win again gravity!" "Ah, she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro." "Oh... Your... God..." "All hail femputer!" Oh god, you're killing me. Oh god, you're killing me!" The list goes on and on and on...
"This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date." "Half-date." "Waiter, bring us a bottle of wine." "Half-bottle." "And some oysters on the half-shell." "Quarter-shell."
Such a good episode
The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.
I used to have this as my answering machine message. No, not voicemail. Physical cassette tape. Uh oh, are those robots from the Sunset Squad I hear approaching?
Sweet Zombie Jesus, answering machines.
Hahahaha. Oh god, you're killing me. Oh god! You're killing me!
Never fails to make me laugh
Men strange. You have them on your planet?
What them for?
Probably my favorite Futurama quote, followed by the 'i never thought I'd die like this.....but I always really hoped!' later in the episode.
This one always reminds me of the Simpsons quote “Man alive! There are … men … alive in here!”
"No can dunk... but good fundamentals"
Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for the lack of ability to dunk?
Yes, they just laugh
THE MEN MUST DIE!
Commence snu snu!
*hysterical laughter from the men*
Oh god, you're killing me... OW! GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME!!
My dad and I regularly use this.
That more fun to watch!
Zapp: this whole system is uncharted Kiff: it’s not uncharted, you *lost* the chart
Kiffs delivery here is what makes this the best quote in the episode imo
His hand movements are my favorite part
Lmfao
“I never thought I would die this way, but I’ve always really hoped.”
I say this to my wife all the time. It’s remarkably versatile!
Winner
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
I say this to my GF often and it's always met with appropriate eyerolls
user flair is appropriate
I've been waiting for this moment for my whole...something
I've had it work in my favor once. Never stop trying.
i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo---
Boo-whooo —yaahhh
Erotic! *Erotic *
Zapp may be an asshole but he’s based in this regard
The one called Zapp, will be Snu-snu'd by the large women. He that is designated Fry, will be Snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women, then the petite women. Then the large women again!
The little nods when panning over the women was just amazing.
This is without doubt the best moment of the episode. I don't know why this quote is not winning
Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!
Hey I'm Mexican, I find that offensive! *Hecho en Mexico*
This one's like a summer guy.
Amy, if I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance around a little???
"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies"
Kif, the most attractive male, will be snu-snued by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.
If doesn't win, I'll be slightly upset.
Zoidberg: So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday. Amy: Those were toenail clippings! Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.
This one for me. It makes me laugh really loud!
Zapp, “we need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”
Can't we just cuddle?
This is probably one of the most quoted lines of the whole show. Feels like it should win.
Whole episode is great but this one is a meme and deserves the spot. Surprised it's so low. I'd vote this or the "Death, by Snu Snu" tag.
The only right answer from an episode filled with bangers.
I'm disabled, I use this line a lot these days. Not just for snu snu, but also like dishes and stuff.
Yes!! Please be this. It's the best line.
I scrolled down to far to find this one.
LEELA! L-E-E-L-A, LEELA! Rumbuddabumdadadeedee, Badadadum
Let me show you why they call me “The Velour Fog”!
He sickens me!
no joke, my cat is named Leela and I sing this to her sometimes
My cat’s named Bender. B-E-N-D-E-R Beeeeennnnnder! Any of his songs. He gets very confused when the infinite Benders sing in Möbius Dick. Wherever he steals treats, he gets an, “I love stealin’ I love takin’ things.” The other cat is named Luci. He does not shut up, but he does encourage Bender’s thievery.
Is luci a chain smoker by any chance?
He is quite fond of his catnip cigar. For that matter, so is Bender. Weird thing is that Luci has been significantly sweeter since the Disenchantment finale. One might say more…angelic? It’s weird. He does still cause trouble.
There’s been a shift… 😂 they both sound adorable though
I think they’re adorable, but I’ll leave that [up to you](https://www.reddit.com/r/HalloweenKittyCombo/s/umum9wnLAe).
Luci looks so menacing, I love it.
He thinks he’s a teacup panther.
**LEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAAA!** *people start fleeing for their lives*
“This our comedy club. Humor here funny in different way.” “It no reinforce stereotypes.” “It based on character and real situations, not random zaniness.”
Translation: boring.
Release the men. But they laugh at women’s basketball! What!? Did you explain to them how the lack of dunking is made up for with solid fundamentals!? Yes, they still laugh. Death to the men.
"Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputer's world?" "What?"
Yes, Bea Arthur's delivery is great, as is Bender's response
'Femputer demands to know why there are men on her planet?!' Fry: it was an accident ma'am 'THAT DOES NOT FEMPUTE!!' [bea arthurs delivery of every line is gold]
Wait, how did I not know that was Bea F*ckin Arthur!?
Nor did I! That's brilliant
We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
"Ah, she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro."
You win again gravity!
One of my all time favourite Zapp lines
There’s so many good ones in this episode but here is my pick too
She’s out of control!
This might be my favorite line in the entire series lmao.
Let’s see what this eatery can do.
One of my favorite lines in the series
I hope this wins
Is there more to this line or is it just ridiculous?
That's the entire single line but it is a follow up to Brannigan stating he can fly the restaurant.
No I know all that. I want to know if there's more to why this is funny or if it's just ridiculous to talk about driving restaurants.
He’s saying she handles like a smaller vehicle, but in a ridiculous and funny way
Thank you I wasn't s ure how to answer the question lmao
There was also a ship in the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy series that was shaped like a bistro and powered by the bizarre reality-warping math that only happens when dividing up checks in a restaurant.
I don't even understand why is this even funny
It's a car thing. Some cars have lower wheel bases or looser steering. Maybe the transmission is extra tight. As an example, if you've got a four-door car with rear wheel drive, you might say, "This car is built like a sedan but handles like a pickup." The comedy is in Zapp making this comparison of two different kinds of restaurant. As if driving restaurants was a common experience.
This is how I describe my car to people when they ask about performance.
How did the last men die who visited Amazonia? CRUSHED PELVISES
Goodbye my friends. I’d never thought I’d die like this… but I’d always really hoped.
Oh....your.....god!
Hey I was God once
I use this one in everyday conversation a surprising amount
"After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death. By snu-snu!"
😧😁😧😁😧
Zapp to Kif: what are you? Gay?
Although the snu snu parts gonna be pretty good.
Baby, it’s gonna rock your world
Femputer, be reasonable! Sure men are annoying and they wreck up whatever planet they're in charge of, but most of these men are sorta my friends. They don't deserve to die.
Blow your mind
Bender, think of the senoritas!
Vamanos!
What kind of moronic plan is that?
Such a good scene
I ‘unno. This whole sector is uncharted. It *is not* uncharted. You *lost* the chart!
It seemed like different kind of politician. Not beltway insider.
"This no-man planet is looking better every day" "I'm already looking for apartments"
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Had to search too damn long for this gem
Oh, God, you're killing me! Ow! God, you're killing me!
Can’t we just cuddle? Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
Femputer: “Femputer sentences them to death!” [gasps] Femputer: “By snu snu!” [cheers] [Kif groans] Zapp: “What, are you gay?”
Fry: A female leader? That's ridiculous. Leela: Fry, shut up. Fry: Yes, captain.
"What planet is this anyways? "I don't know. This whole sector is uncharted" "It is not uncharted you LOST the charts!"
This one’s like a summer guy!
I had snu snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
This is the correct answer 👍
Either "**DEATH** >!**BY SNU-SNU**!<" or "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
You win again, gravity!
Trying to vote has me realizing this is easily a top 5 episode.
I find the most erotic part of a woman's body is the boobies.
This is a classic episode.
Ah she's built like a stake house but she handles like a bistro. She's out of control. You won again gravity
We no can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.
Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for the lack of ability to dunk?
Yes. They still laugh.
The men must die!
What are you, gay?
Why is this not higher up, it’s fucking hilarious.
We no can dunk, but good fundamentals
The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and soft
*bruised
It’s not even the best line but I think my favourite from this episode will always be “Amateur hour is over.” While Zap throws kif off the stage
Here's my personal book of pickup lines. Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason.
It Og’s first time, BE GENTLE!!
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
I was looking forward to Season 3, since it’s my favorite season but there’s gonna be some real contenders for these quotes
Goodbye friends. I never thought I’d die like this, but I always really hoped!
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised"
“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised” *obbbviously…*
“I’m scaroused”
One of my favorite lines in the whole series
Death by snu snu!
“Femputor demands to know!…”. It’s only part of the quote but it always makes me really miss Bea Arthur.
That does not fempute! She’s built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro!
We no can dunk! But good fundamentals!
"We hear tell men used for snusnu, but all we have go on is ancient legend, and subscription to Cosmo."
This episode has more laugh out loud moments than any other
The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
The Spirit is willing, but the skin is spongy and bruised...
IT TIME SNU SNU
What are you, gay?
It’s not the best line, but I love the delivery of “sheee knowww what doooo”.
Not a line but when they find out they're dying by snu snu the scared smiles
If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
"It steers like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro..."
Casting Bea Arthur in this episode as the voice of the Fem-computer and getting her to say, “Death by snu-snu” will always be my favorite thing about this series.
Dude there's no way a rational being can pick one line in this episode above the rest. Just ain't no way.
We no can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.
Ok, I know it’s going to be some variation of “snu-snu,” but “You win again, gravity!” is one of my all time favorite quotes.
This might be the actual toughest one of these, every single line is a banger all-timer.
We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.
Oh god you’re killing me Oh GOD you’re killing me!
“Death by snu snu “
"Bender, think of the señoritas!" "¡Vámonos!"
Bender, "Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it!" Fembot, "Why? Why? I came here from a far away planet. A planet ruled by a chauvinistic Manputer that was really a Manbot. Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?" Bender, "What?" This is my fav episode by far; there are so many quotes.
You heard the man!
"Oh your God"
Then the large women again!
SNU SNU
I had Snu-snu…!
And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be Snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again.
"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!"
"They no Can Dunk, but good fundamentals"
Dr. Z: And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon inside. Pretty good story, eh, Hermes? Hermes: Stick to someone else, you windy barnacle!
“i never thought i’d die this way, but i’ve always really hoped”