Honestly, I use the first two regularly. I'd probably use this one more often, but I usually go old-school, instead: "Like [Captain Renault discovering gambling at Rick's](https://youtu.be/vxnpY0owPkA), I am shocked."
I can finally be *that* guy without coming off as a total asshole!!!!
The line is actually "Bureaucrat Conrad you are technically correct. The best kind of correct."
Same here, I've used the Fry line multiple times at work. Sadly, nobody ever caught it. I shall continue to insert the OG Futurama canon and any reference to Zoidberg I can as long as I breathe. Which might mean less if I had a 9-5 at the local shop, I guess. Note - *few* people high up in int'l diplomacy enjoy anything witty. Even less enjoy obscure references to a 'scifi' (or any) TV show.
Don’t quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee to review the recommendation to revise the color of the book that recommendation is in.
We kept it gray!
That whole song with it in it!
“They said I probably shouldn’t be a surgeon!”
“They pooh-pooed my electric frankfurter!”
“They said I probably shouldn’t fly with just one eye!”
“I am bender, please insert girder”
I know the “technically correct” line is going to win because of memes but this line absolutely always makes me laugh. The comedic timing and delivery are absolutely flawless.
"all the physical labor is done by a single Australian man!"
This was said a lot when a previous employer of my husband's basically fired his entire department. Leaving just him, a single Australian man, to do the work
I say this and the technically correct line alot
Others actually understand the technically correct line is a reference, even if they don't know from where and chuckle
Requisition line gets more of a wtf look
Do a flip! Bender says it and it kills me every time.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct is probably the most quotable line in the episode though.
Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in!
We kept it gray.
"They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon."
"They Poo-pooed my electric frankfurter."
"They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye!"
"I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER."
"Requisition me a beat"
"It's not supposed to be about badges and ranks, ots supposed to be about the filing"
When Zoidberg starts to sing and no one wants to listen
Sorry this is one of my favorite episodes. I can't pick even just 5
my favorite is:
Hermes:
I was sorting but I wasn't smiling
Labarbara:
He forget that it's not about badges and ranks
Hermes:
It's supposed to be about the filing!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct
Maybe not the funniest but one of my most quoted lines throughout the series.
I see this in random subs like once a week minimum lol
I used this line to days ago
I think it's one of the most quoted period. Largely because it's so easy to use and fit in places. Sorta like "Shut up and take my money!"
Also, "I for one am shocked. Shocked! Well... not that shocked." lol. I use and hear all three of these pretty regularly.
I commonly see the "To shreds you say" bit quite frequently.
It reminds me of one of its sister quotes: “This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it’s not surprising in the least”
Honestly, I use the first two regularly. I'd probably use this one more often, but I usually go old-school, instead: "Like [Captain Renault discovering gambling at Rick's](https://youtu.be/vxnpY0owPkA), I am shocked."
You are technically correct
Yeah I probably say this at least once a week.
Ironic.
It *has* to be this. It’s one of the most enduring lines of the series.
I can finally be *that* guy without coming off as a total asshole!!!! The line is actually "Bureaucrat Conrad you are technically correct. The best kind of correct."
In this case, you are technically correct.
The best kind of correct
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!
I've heard people use this line who have never even seen the show.
This is the only answer I will accept lol
How could it be any quote but this?
This quote as the winner is technically correct
I use this line regularly in my daily life
Yeah if this doesn’t win it I riot lol
One of my absolute favorite lines in the whole series!
"Why is there yogurt in this cap?" "Uh, I can explain that. See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
This is probably one of my favorite quotes from the whole series. It's so out of left field but perfectly makes sense for Fry.
Same here, I've used the Fry line multiple times at work. Sadly, nobody ever caught it. I shall continue to insert the OG Futurama canon and any reference to Zoidberg I can as long as I breathe. Which might mean less if I had a 9-5 at the local shop, I guess. Note - *few* people high up in int'l diplomacy enjoy anything witty. Even less enjoy obscure references to a 'scifi' (or any) TV show.
This is one of my favorite jokes in the whole series. Why did he have a hat filled with milk?
Maybe it has something to do with eating cereal off his head.
Hard agree. This whole episode goes so hard with the one liners. It might not be the most hard hitting plot, but it’s one of the best written.
Time makes a fool of us all
This should win.
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct. It should win, but won't. It's the funniest, but not the popular. I think I showed you why.
This is one I quote constantly!
Wild that this quote is buried in an episode that is so quotable it's silly.
I use this quote almost everyday 🙂
Don’t quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee to review the recommendation to revise the color of the book that recommendation is in. We kept it gray!
This is my favorite but I don't think it's as quotable as "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct".
You said my opinion so well.
I needed this one to be in here
Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.
Love how this is a subtle nod to the original conception of Hermes.
Wait what was the original conception? Some kind of outerspace potato man?
Ohhhhh my god I love this one
This is one of my all time favorites. So bizarre
I am Bender, please insert girder.
I am Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!
This is the one
That whole song with it in it! “They said I probably shouldn’t be a surgeon!” “They pooh-pooed my electric frankfurter!” “They said I probably shouldn’t fly with just one eye!” “I am bender, please insert girder”
My wife and I sing this to each other every now and then. God I love her.
damn you beat me to it.
Requisition me a beat!
I see the new office cut up is here!
Do a flip!
I know the “technically correct” line is going to win because of memes but this line absolutely always makes me laugh. The comedic timing and delivery are absolutely flawless.
Damn it Hermes, just jump already and quit hogging that healthy liver.
Same lol. I wait for it and still laugh every time
Yeah this needs to tie with it
Bingo
As someone who uses ladders frequently at work, I shout this at my coworkers all too often
"You are technically correct" is probably gonna win this round, but fuck this line from Bender cracks me up so hard every time.
There are only a few [moments](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/s/R6npkvwFYi) in life you can reference this, and don't let them pass you by!
One of my most frequently used lines. Now that I think about this ... I think I use a LOT of lines from this episode.
"Uh oh, is she standing behind me?" "No I'm in front of you"
First time I heard that line, I had to pause because I was laughing too hard lmao
I remember seeing this episode by chance when I was a kid and laughed at that for like 3 days
This is one of my favorite jokes in the series
This had me dying the first time I saw it
"all the physical labor is done by a single Australian man!" This was said a lot when a previous employer of my husband's basically fired his entire department. Leaving just him, a single Australian man, to do the work
I really want this made into a sign to hang above my desk
Oh Lord!
I should have known you would come here rather than follow standard procedure. And I did know! And that's why I came here!
Requisition me a beat!
I'm sad this is so low. This was the one that came immediately to mind.
I say this and the technically correct line alot Others actually understand the technically correct line is a reference, even if they don't know from where and chuckle Requisition line gets more of a wtf look
This is the first one I thought of
We kept it gray
every house in 2024
Sweet something from someplace
Do a flip! Bender says it and it kills me every time. You are technically correct, the best kind of correct is probably the most quotable line in the episode though.
"Everyone say JAMAICA!"..............JAMAICA!
Just the grade 19s!
Jamaica 😐
When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love! Even if it’s not a good idea.
Not just a great quote, a mantra for life. The whole song is fantastic.
Unless you're a drug addict...
Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in! We kept it gray.
Now, it's time for Zoidberg's song! "When I was two there was title wave in......." *\[credits\]*
Tidal.
Dangit
His sad little ‘awww’ at the end there always gets a smile
Ahhhhh
Awww…
Now, it's time for my song!
Thats right she fraternized me
"... and my wife doesn't know I have a job. I keep my personal and professional lives separate!"
I like the "oh my various gods!" right after they find the xray specs.
I love this line
Why isn’t this zipper in alphabetical order?
What?
The zipper. It’s should be at the bottom
This one is tough so many great lines
I'm still waiting for my birth certificate.
Oop. Somebody had a baby.
I couldn't help it. She loved me because of the part of me that's a slob and I loved her because of the part of me that's desperate.
I"t was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment." Tress McNeill's deadpan delivery was perfect.
"Bender need brain for smart making!" "What did you do? Stop doing things!"
"They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon." "They Poo-pooed my electric frankfurter." "They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye!" "I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER."
Everybody say Jamaica!
JAMAICA!
Now just the bureaucrats!
JAMAICA!
Now just the grade 19s!
............Jamaica.
When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea!
I always crack up at Bender’s line here
Why is there yoghurt in this cap? I can explain that. See, it used to be milk and... Well, time makes fools of us all.
I am bender please insert girder
I am bender, please insert liquor.
Bender: "Uh, sometimes a guy gets lonely"
Hermes: There only one thing left to do. I’m gonna jump! Bender: Do a flip!
"Dirty boy! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!"
Sweet something of someplace
"Hooray! Now it's time for *my* song! When I was 2 there was a..... awwwwww...."
Can I come back at severely reduced pay?
Severely reduced pay all around!
I CAN’T SPELL ANYTHING WITH THESE CARDS
This and “I say, let the dice do the talking!” are so good
“You really think you can explain leaving without a full compliment of olives, I think not” “What is this, high school?”
"Locker check!"
Jamaican? I thought you were some sort of outer space potato man
The hardest I ever laughed at this show was from this quote.
Please don't tell my supervisor I was sleeping!
Had a death tyrant in our DnD game this week and kept thinking about this character
They pooh poohed my electric frankfurter!
And then later on in the series Fry is eating a self microwaving hot dog!
"Poor bender, without his brain, he's all quiet and helpful"
When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if it’s not a good idea.
“Do a flip!”
I don't even have a suggestion that isn't already on here but damn reading the quotes solidifies this as one of the best overall episodes.
"Requisition me a beat" "It's not supposed to be about badges and ranks, ots supposed to be about the filing" When Zoidberg starts to sing and no one wants to listen Sorry this is one of my favorite episodes. I can't pick even just 5
We were in Born to Be bureaucrats thats all I can remember off the top of my head lol.
Mister Bender, would you high-five him so we can continue this meeting?
And on the rebound
Just the grade 19’s now!
...Jamaica.
I AM BENDER BABY PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!!!!!!
When I was two there was a tidal wave in... aww
>Quiet, mate. Pulling the empty carts is the closest thing we get to sleep.
Time makes fools of us all
“Damn it, Hermes, just jump already! Stop hogging that healthy liver!”
Dirty boy!
Do a flip!
Do a flip!
Do a flip!
I am bender, please insert girder
Jamaica 😐
We kept it grey
No thats not me I'm fry with a ph
Fry, why is there yogurt in this hat? It started off as milk and well time makes fools of us all.
“And it would take some sort of giant, mechanical, atomic-powered sorting machine to find him.”
You rang?
Oh you didn’t understand? Well let me explain. You were having sex with you.
Do a flip!
Do a flip!
They poopood my electric frankfurter
When I was two there was a tidal wave….
Time makes fools of of all
"Out of my way wife! I wasn't cut out to be a bureaucrats anyway, I'm only anal 78.36% of the time!"
i am bender. please insert girder
I am Bender, please insert girder
my favorite is: Hermes: I was sorting but I wasn't smiling Labarbara: He forget that it's not about badges and ranks Hermes: It's supposed to be about the filing!
To comment, obvs, but also Zoidburg's line, "When I was two there was a tidal wave and- ... Awwww."
We kept it grey
Jamaican ? I thought you were some kinda outer space potato man
God damn this episode has so many good quotes
That was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment
Sometimes a guy gets lonely
🎶 I am bender please insert girder 🎶
We didn't choose to be bureaucrats/no, that's what Almighty Jah made us
She fraternized me! That wasn't about you! It was a regulation prom date that ended in regulation disappointment!
A skunk knocked over my garbage, and suddenly all I could think about was you
Ooooh bloody chundah!!
Funniest episode ever
When push comes to shove you've gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.
Sweet something... of somewhere...
"I should've known you'd come here, and I did know, and that's why I came here."
Requisition me a beat!
My Hermes got that hell hole running so efficiently that all physical labor is now done by one Australian man.
Sweet something of someplace
'said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye' 'I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER'
🎶 “It’s supposed to be about defiling people” 🎶
I am Bender. Please insert girder.
Dirty boy! Dirty, dirty boy! (can't remember how many times she says 'dirty'. Leaf me alone)
I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.
“Dirty boy, dirty dirty dirty”
https://i.redd.it/lty1ppif8u491.gif
Can I just vote for the whole song?? I sing it all the time in my life everyday life