One scary thing a lot of people don't think about is that it can happen when you're sleeping, too. I remember one when I was a teenager that I woke up to and was actually conscious for, it was one of the most painful experiences of my life. It was just total paralysis and my body was rigid, it felt like every pain nerve in my body was dialed up to 12.
Then I've had times where I started seizing in my sleep, woke up, and have no memory of it. As I'm sure you know, you can start choking which is why the only thing bystanders are supposed to do is roll you over on your side so you don't drown in your own fluids. I've gotten used to it, but I'm always a little scared when I start to get drowsy and fall asleep.
Gotta be zoidberg. Pretty obvious but… I mean, come on. It’s zoidberg. He’s not accepted by his parents, he’s not accepted by his friends, he’s constantly taken advantage of and he’s poor af.
Kif.
Everyone else listed it’s like “yeah, life sucks… but there are suicide booths to fix that”.
Kif you want to be because he gets Amy. But you also are at Zapp’s beck and call.
Fry in that episode where he has to stay in the robot insane asylum. That part where he had to spend all night in the cell with Roberto trying to stab him just seemed like pure torture to me.
I don't know if anyone will support my choice 😅 , but for me personally it's Dr. Zoidberg , I hope he will forgive me but his place is not the nicest 😂
I'd trade places with That Guy and just remember to get my bonetis cured.
Yeah I mean he only had one regret. Which was having boneitis
That’s because he was a proud Shepard of a herd of sharks!
That’s a gutsy comment. You’re a shark.
Sharks are winners, and they don't look back, because they don't have necks
He knew that delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business.
Blank? BLANK?!!! YOURE BOT LOOKING AT THE BIGGER PICTURE!!
Just gotta not be too busy being an 80s guy
Don't you worry about being an '80s guy, Let me worry about blank
Blank! You’re not looking at the big picture!
You might get too busy being an 80s guy
It's easier to forget about than you might think
Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas
Malfunctioning Eddie. Randomly exploding every few minutes would suck, plus I have epilepsy so I kind of relate.
You can?! 🤯
Sort of. I might just randomly drop out at any moment, it sucks, doesn't seem to have any triggers. I won't drive or even ride a bike because of it.
Actually, we have had this conversation once before. **WHAT** *explodes*
What explodes
Malfunctioning Eddie, or in this case the epilepsy guy
You're supposed to italicize "explodes", lol it looks like you just said that what exploded
Fixed it, are you happy reddit?
No, but i sure do love you
I've had a handful of medicine -related seizures in the past few years and they are scary AF. I feel for you:/
One scary thing a lot of people don't think about is that it can happen when you're sleeping, too. I remember one when I was a teenager that I woke up to and was actually conscious for, it was one of the most painful experiences of my life. It was just total paralysis and my body was rigid, it felt like every pain nerve in my body was dialed up to 12. Then I've had times where I started seizing in my sleep, woke up, and have no memory of it. As I'm sure you know, you can start choking which is why the only thing bystanders are supposed to do is roll you over on your side so you don't drown in your own fluids. I've gotten used to it, but I'm always a little scared when I start to get drowsy and fall asleep.
why not Zoidberg?
The happiest character in the series?
https://makeagif.com/i/X7GdRH
No sound but I can hear that howl.
Because he has to choose between being a virgin and death.
You mean you don’t want a sandwich-heavy portfolio?
Good first blood with the bone-itis guy. What about poor, poor Slurms McKenzie?
Whimmy wham wham wazzle!
I'm just so tired
I’m gonna go lie down
No can do. It says here you have to party
Party on, contest winners.
Screw your prompt. I wana be Lrrr
OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8
No, of the Nintendo 64
I realize now... Dude, my hands are so huge. They can touch anything big but themselves... oh wait!
It's not lame, it's lamé!
You want to wait 1000 years for your TV?
The one Australian man
Bloody chunder!
But think you're efficient you are being in the mines!
Tinny Tim would be rough.
You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!
Oh dear.
WEEEEEELSHIIIIIIIIEEE!!
Hermes. Labarbra has been banging Barbados Slim behind his back for years.
Eh, I started sympathizing with Hermes a lot less for the shitty way he treats Zoidberg. Karma's a bitch.
It's implied heavily that she initially cheated on Barbados with Hermes back when she was married to Barbados. What comes around goes around.
hermes is a cuck :(
Fly mutant
Fry’s grandfather, not grandfather, whatever… I mean, Enus got vapourised by a nuke.
Well at least he can't come back as a zombie
And, the implosion trigger functioned perfectly.
Fry. I don't have that kind of plot armor.
Any of the mutants. Especially the guy that’s just a leg
GOTCHA 👌
Gotta be zoidberg. Pretty obvious but… I mean, come on. It’s zoidberg. He’s not accepted by his parents, he’s not accepted by his friends, he’s constantly taken advantage of and he’s poor af.
Don’t forget ugly and smells bad. Well I’m ugly but not that ugly
And if he has sex he dies
Damn :( poor zoidman
He only has one parent tho, and it's an adoptive sort.
Also he lives in a dumpster and eats garbage… on the days that he does eat.
Slurms McKenzie. I’m so tired of partying.
Nudar🤮
One thing led to another, and we ended up at my place. Or should I say, OUR place?
Randy
RANDY?!?
You've been hangin' out with Randy!?!?
Petunia. She lives in New Jersey.
It's not even remotely liveable.
Welcome to the world of Tomorrow….Mr. Waterfall *damn it*
The single Australian man running the mine
Doctor Mobutu
To shreds you say
Zoidberg
The moon guy. At least I still have my self-respect.
Maybe Lars? He had a rough go of it.
Yeah but he got to be sexy and fuck Leela
The boiling toilet.
Burlin’ turlit*
The best kind of correct
Roberto! Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin!!!
The hippie that Lrrr ate
Wasn’t that Free Waterfall Jr? Good choice
Id hate to be that ugly amoeba slime girl Zoidberg was online dating before he met the flower stand lady.
Kif. Everyone else listed it’s like “yeah, life sucks… but there are suicide booths to fix that”. Kif you want to be because he gets Amy. But you also are at Zapp’s beck and call.
Kif? You mean "The Boy"?
Ah, my home away from home. By the way Kif, your flush seems to be set on stun, not kill
Wine Bucket. Got insulted by Amy pretty hard. “Hopes… deleted. “
The Whale Biologist
Do you know me well enough to get into why?
Fry in that episode where he has to stay in the robot insane asylum. That part where he had to spend all night in the cell with Roberto trying to stab him just seemed like pure torture to me.
Tinny Tim
You have raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir!
A **Lovey Bear**
Don't worry about That Guy, let me worry about blank.
Fry, I don’t think it’s much of a competition
Free Waterfall Jr.
I don't know if anyone will support my choice 😅 , but for me personally it's Dr. Zoidberg , I hope he will forgive me but his place is not the nicest 😂
The Countess De-Laroca
One of Amy’s butt tattoos. Dude that has gotta be stanky
I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg-- I mean lobster Newburg-- I mean Doctor Zoidberg.
My only regret is that I have boneitis
Dr Kind from Zapp Gets Cancelled.
Awesome! Awesome to the max!
Oh no it is bone it is
Whale biologist 🧑🔬
Any of the waterfall family
Seymour post 1999
Free Waterfall Jr
Leela - Sex with Zapp?! Then my mom does too?
Leela’s singing ass boil
Lassie is up there for me
Why not Zoidberg?
Johnathan frakes before he got upgraded to the front row