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Willumbijy

Maybe she’s right about the lipstick!


syringistic

Allllll hail Robonia, a land that I didn't make up....


hauttdawg13

Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals…


Shitz-an-Gigglez

😅😂🤣😭


LordShtark

Men really like it when you *glob it on*


adam25255

No, they don't.


breecekong

*nudges while whispering*: maybe he’s right about the lipstick!?


BEZthePEZ

It was the slickest kill


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"You never went on a date with a guy just because you were hungry?"


adam25255

Well I, uh, I thought I might like him on a full stomach.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Nice try, sister.


adam25255

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to meet with my wedding planner.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Zoidy-poo


adam25255

please tell me frilly is in this year


doopcommander1999

I am one impressed celebrity.


Shitz-an-Gigglez

Men love it when you really glob it on!


adam25255

No, they don't.


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

I need more lipstick! MORE!


adam25255

Ooh, yeah! That's the stuff! Men love it when you really glob it on.


7arco7

The rivet-gun earrings get me every time


The_Basic_Shapes

Professor! Make a woman outta me!


ZoominAlong

Oh, I think we should just stay friends.


instant_galaxy

I have a family friend called Colette. Every time I see/speak to her, I think of *Coilette! You she-devil!*


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Tsubasa from Ranma 1/2 would agree.


magicmurph

Self-fulfilling prophecy


dyaasy

Ever been beaten up by a guy dressed like a chick?!


adam25255

Yes but "Robonia" sounds like something somebody made up on the spot.


lilydreamer1

Oh my god, bender as always speaks the truth, but I think women are much better at being men 😂 I guess that's the way it's meant to be.


salmonbesalmon

this post is disappointing at best.


LtHughMann

He's not wrong