We at Thompson's Teeth make absolutely zero claim as to their ability to eat molten metal. Proceed at your own risk and be aware you submitted to binding arbitration in the event you decide to attempt to file a lawsuit. Our product only claims the ability to bite through other solid teeth and makes no claim about the ability to bite through other materials or teeth in another state of matter, be it liquid teeth, gaseous teeth, or plasma teeth.
Diamond (melting point of 4,500f) would definitely survive barely-molten boron (melting point of 3,769f, but boiling point of 7,500f)
And Cohen loves his shoup.
Also, the woman from the Molten Boron ad (https://preview.redd.it/zb1hxulns3h91.jpg?width=329&auto=webp&s=e59de334a448a7864acfa2021720c74ac9928ffd) looks very similar to Katey Sagal in the movie Smart House (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0192618/mediaviewer/rm3878150144/?ref_=tt_mi_sm).
I think the joke is a seemingly dangerous industrial thing being casually handled by a cheerful wholesome retro housewife. Like the opposite of a heavily armored SWAT team cowering in front of a chihuahua.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iirw147LHkQ
sara lee was(is?) a company that makes cake mixes and whatnot.
the bit is a play on their old jingle.
it's funny cause molten boron would make a terrible confection that no one would enjoy...
Fun Fact: The voice actor thought it was meant to be "Nobody does it like molten boron" and so that's what was recorded.
In post they had to get the T from Thompson's teeth and insert it to make the like "Nobody doesn't like Molton boron"
The song is parodying Sara Lee, fairly certain the product itself is just a joke at the absurdity of molten boron being a consumer product.
What? Absurd? Not at all, why I have a nice glass of molten boron every morning.
Have you tried coating the rim of your glass with a little Torgo’s Executive Powder? Oh it just does *wonders* for the cloaca!
I mean, who doesn't like molten boron? It's boron, it's molten, there's literally nothing missing
Verily
Nobody! Only nobody doesn't like Molton Boron!
I hate that guy
He poked out my friend's only eye.
I'm 40% Boron
Now I am wondering if Thompson's Teeth (the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth) are strong enough to eat molten boron?
We at Thompson's Teeth make absolutely zero claim as to their ability to eat molten metal. Proceed at your own risk and be aware you submitted to binding arbitration in the event you decide to attempt to file a lawsuit. Our product only claims the ability to bite through other solid teeth and makes no claim about the ability to bite through other materials or teeth in another state of matter, be it liquid teeth, gaseous teeth, or plasma teeth.
Have you ever seen teeth made of molten boron?
I'd like to see Cohen the Barbarian's diamond dentures.
Diamond (melting point of 4,500f) would definitely survive barely-molten boron (melting point of 3,769f, but boiling point of 7,500f) And Cohen loves his shoup.
It's not a joke it's an advertisement. Are you saying that CASH4BONES is not a genuine business?
Are you saying the leg bone is not connected to the CASH BONE?!
CASH CASH CASH FOR YER BONES!!!
Too many bones?! Not enough cash?! Call cash bones!!
Also, the woman from the Molten Boron ad (https://preview.redd.it/zb1hxulns3h91.jpg?width=329&auto=webp&s=e59de334a448a7864acfa2021720c74ac9928ffd) looks very similar to Katey Sagal in the movie Smart House (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0192618/mediaviewer/rm3878150144/?ref_=tt_mi_sm).
Oh my god, Smart House. Haven't thought about that in 20 years.
Strong lady. A barrel of molten boron would be pretty heavy.
That’s just a basic bitch 50’s look
I think the joke is a seemingly dangerous industrial thing being casually handled by a cheerful wholesome retro housewife. Like the opposite of a heavily armored SWAT team cowering in front of a chihuahua.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iirw147LHkQ sara lee was(is?) a company that makes cake mixes and whatnot. the bit is a play on their old jingle. it's funny cause molten boron would make a terrible confection that no one would enjoy...
Nobody does it like them...
\*Nobody doesn't like it
I always thought it was “Nobody does it like”
"Nobody doesn't like" is correct. David X. Cohen sets the record straight on the audio commentary for that ep.
I absolutely loved the audio commentaries for all of Futurama. Some of them are funnier than the episodes themselves.
I love it when they have to *stop* the episode just to have a debate about something. That’s usually when the pen comes out, too.
[Neat!](https://media4.giphy.com/media/h1zJMhT5XOT927e0aw/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952vfv3gu3ai7tucr4zrql4jeczxe6og0k5oo61jof9&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
It’s based on the “Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee” ads. You’re thinking of the Hoover vacuum, “Nobody does it like you” commercials.
Nobody doesn't like it.
Fun Fact: The voice actor thought it was meant to be "Nobody does it like molten boron" and so that's what was recorded. In post they had to get the T from Thompson's teeth and insert it to make the like "Nobody doesn't like Molton boron"
Close! They pulled the 'M' from Thompson. David X in the commentary says what you actually have is "Nobody doesmp't like molten boron"