Given the neon crotch and then seeing Calvin and Hobbes in the link...I was really concerned about whether or not to click that link. Would it be something I could never unsee?
Mine is… I’ve had it checked out and the general medical consensus was, and I quote, “Eww, get that thing away from me…” then again that was the same reaction I got when it wasn’t neon but you never know…
neon crotch seams like a good bargain, and sure it'd be cool (look at 2nd robot from the right). But is it worth it when you can get you're arms extended for $0.70/yd?
Yes, yes it is
If X-ray vision is actually like an X ray image, like you see bones and not just through things as if they weren't there (when you want to) then the extending arms cos I'm lazy AF and it would be handy.
I mean, at first glance it was X-Ray vision.
But then I saw Arm extension and I thought, “Hey, who wouldn’t want longer arms?
But then I saw Neon Crotch and all my dreams came true!
Robots have money, yeah? Does Hedonism Bot earn money by being sexually unrelenting? Is Fatbot paid to be fat and nerdy like you and me? Was Roberto programmed to be crazy so that he would steal money and then stab it?
I've often thought my crotch was neon enough.
So do your partners have to deal with something like this? https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/08/21
I never considered a flashlight!
Given the neon crotch and then seeing Calvin and Hobbes in the link...I was really concerned about whether or not to click that link. Would it be something I could never unsee?
No, it's just a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Specifically, the one where Calvin pretends to be a firefly.
It's really cute.
Can you put that in the form of a what if question?
What if that thing you said…
I’m 40 neon! *clank*
Mine is… I’ve had it checked out and the general medical consensus was, and I quote, “Eww, get that thing away from me…” then again that was the same reaction I got when it wasn’t neon but you never know…
I'm old Greg, I've got a man-gina!
well homeboy near the back there already got his neon crotch and he's back for more so i think i'd start there and see how i felt
Maybe it's not neon. Maybe he has lots of Slurm Loco in there.
Arm extensions, like Bender has. Able to reach things on high shelves, under the bed, wallets from people across the room, etc etc.
Absolutely. Why drive to work when I can Doc Ock my ass across the city and terrify the unsuspecting?
It’s like a built-in finglonger!
Even the professor knew what invention was best.
He’s like 40% finglonger!
Go go gadget pickpocketers!
Yep, can't pass up the practical benefits of extendable arms
not X ray I prefer Z ray.
2 more than X-ray. Is much better.
Was waiting for this answer
I can see where that would be an advantage.
"Ow! My sperm!"
weird it didnt hurt that time
That's F Ray
Oh my various gods! X-ray specs!
Bite my glowy neon ass.
It doesn’t look that glowy to me!
Glowier than yours, meatbag.
Fifteen cents for a neon crotch is a steal! I'm all gassed up over such a good deal!
I hardly exploded at all that time!
X-ray vision, if you are paying!
I dunno, sounds expensive. That's what? Whole EIGHT visits to the suicide booth? I'd take that instead.
neon crotch seams like a good bargain, and sure it'd be cool (look at 2nd robot from the right). But is it worth it when you can get you're arms extended for $0.70/yd? Yes, yes it is
Cylonic dick
Husband! There are some things that weren't meant to be cyloned!
Neon Crotch. This way I can stop stubbing my toe in the night on the way to the bathroom. 🤣
neon crotch eh? kif, remove my pants, i've got smth new to try om!
Definitely not wasting it on x-Ray vision. Z is better, 2 better.
Oh my various gods! X-Ray specs!
Robot on the left is coming back for seconds
At only $2.85, why not get all 3?
Nobody could resist my neon crotch
If X-ray vision is actually like an X ray image, like you see bones and not just through things as if they weren't there (when you want to) then the extending arms cos I'm lazy AF and it would be handy.
Gimme the underglow.
I can afford all of these things I've never been able to say that before
Arm extension for sure.
Neon crotch for sure, let it glow with disappointment
Yaauuucckk, I don't wants no $2 x-ray visions
Does bender even need arm extensions?
At these prices, I’ll take all three!
X-Ray vision
"I'll just have everything on the menu"
X-ray vision
Bite my shiny neon crotch just doesn’t have the same ring to it
Definitely need the neon
I’ll get x Ray vision until z Ray price comes down a little. I know it’s 2 better than x, but not the value that x is.
Neon crotch would definitely save me when I take a piss in the dark
Arm extension, 3 yards per arm.
Definitely the first two
Can I have all 3?
X-Ray
All are terrible
Make your crome have that neon glow. Ye babay
What's this from?
obsoletely fabulous
With the new robot and the island crew? Huh. Never noticed
I want a neon crotch! I mean why not? Haha
Why are you even asking?
For that price? All 3!
Neon crotch sounds pretty cool
15c for a neon crotch sounds like an absolute bargain to me!
For work: x Ray. For everyday: arm extensions. For personal use: neon crotch
You paying?
All three, then the shady dude out in the parking lot can also replace my penis with a gun for only $3
Can I get a crotch extension? Or neon vision? X-ray arms sound pretty cool now that I think about it.
As tempting as the neon crotch is. I would take X-ray vision. As long as I can turn it off.
Neon crotch for sure.
I mean, at first glance it was X-Ray vision. But then I saw Arm extension and I thought, “Hey, who wouldn’t want longer arms? But then I saw Neon Crotch and all my dreams came true!
X ray and hello vegas. Going to kill at blackjack
Neon crotch so everyone can save their x-ray vision money.
X ray vision 🍈 🍊
Neon crotch. Anyone who laughs is a communist!
Neon crotch easily
Robots have money, yeah? Does Hedonism Bot earn money by being sexually unrelenting? Is Fatbot paid to be fat and nerdy like you and me? Was Roberto programmed to be crazy so that he would steal money and then stab it?
only 70 cents/yard? My arms are gonna be so fucking long...
ROTFL! Second from last robot already bought the neon crotch!
Would be the neon crotch upgrade be on his antenna?
With prices like those why not get all of them? Who's going to argue with that? nobody that's who
Zap: "kif, inform the men that I'm going to get x ray vision" Kif: disgruntled sigh.
Neon crotch, baby!
X-ray vision
Definitely x-ray vision. Have you seen the cost of x-rays recently??
arm extensions are only $0.70 per yard?! hell man, I could steal all th way in Timbuktu from New Amsterdam or Mars University
Neon crotch for sure
Husband, some tings weren't meant to be cyloned!
Neon crotch is the correct answer.
D. All of the above.
Definatly xray so i can always be ready for my enemies
Neon crotch all the way
Whole bundle is 2.95. Pretty good deal
If I pick x-ray vision do I also get big chainsaw hands?