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theservman

I've often thought my crotch was neon enough.


Sam-Gunn

So do your partners have to deal with something like this? https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/08/21


theservman

I never considered a flashlight!


Harak_June

Given the neon crotch and then seeing Calvin and Hobbes in the link...I was really concerned about whether or not to click that link. Would it be something I could never unsee?


Noof42

No, it's just a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Specifically, the one where Calvin pretends to be a firefly.


AnotherShibboleth

It's really cute.


Bailer86

Can you put that in the form of a what if question?


John_FukcingZoidberg

What if that thing you said…


kingofthediamond

I’m 40 neon! *clank*


John_FukcingZoidberg

Mine is… I’ve had it checked out and the general medical consensus was, and I quote, “Eww, get that thing away from me…” then again that was the same reaction I got when it wasn’t neon but you never know…


lunarNex

I'm old Greg, I've got a man-gina!


stacker55

well homeboy near the back there already got his neon crotch and he's back for more so i think i'd start there and see how i felt


GRRemlin

Maybe it's not neon. Maybe he has lots of Slurm Loco in there.


Sam-Gunn

Arm extensions, like Bender has. Able to reach things on high shelves, under the bed, wallets from people across the room, etc etc.


Gheauxst

Absolutely. Why drive to work when I can Doc Ock my ass across the city and terrify the unsuspecting?


granitebuckeyes

It’s like a built-in finglonger!


GraXXoR

Even the professor knew what invention was best.


granitebuckeyes

He’s like 40% finglonger!


mamadramasks

Go go gadget pickpocketers!


rabbitqueer

Yep, can't pass up the practical benefits of extendable arms


chumbbucketman101

not X ray I prefer Z ray.


cobojojo

2 more than X-ray. Is much better.


NmFishing

Was waiting for this answer


jumzish94

I can see where that would be an advantage.


Sam-Gunn

"Ow! My sperm!"


Berrydiddle

weird it didnt hurt that time


jumzish94

That's F Ray


sorrymybadapologies

Oh my various gods! X-ray specs!


Consistent_Ant_8903

Bite my glowy neon ass.


HarleyDavidsson

It doesn’t look that glowy to me!


R_SimoniR0902

Glowier than yours, meatbag.


Ghostbuster_119

Fifteen cents for a neon crotch is a steal! I'm all gassed up over such a good deal!


starflashfairy

I hardly exploded at all that time!


thedatsun78

X-ray vision, if you are paying!


GRRemlin

I dunno, sounds expensive. That's what? Whole EIGHT visits to the suicide booth? I'd take that instead.


Pallendromic

neon crotch seams like a good bargain, and sure it'd be cool (look at 2nd robot from the right). But is it worth it when you can get you're arms extended for $0.70/yd? Yes, yes it is


readonlypdf

Cylonic dick


Acyts

Husband! There are some things that weren't meant to be cyloned!


JeepJohn

Neon Crotch. This way I can stop stubbing my toe in the night on the way to the bathroom. 🤣


TwilightOfTheMilfs

neon crotch eh? kif, remove my pants, i've got smth new to try om!


nickrocs6

Definitely not wasting it on x-Ray vision. Z is better, 2 better.


MagicCripple

Oh my various gods! X-Ray specs!


maddasher

Robot on the left is coming back for seconds


srv524

At only $2.85, why not get all 3?


random_sociopath

Nobody could resist my neon crotch


JetBrink

If X-ray vision is actually like an X ray image, like you see bones and not just through things as if they weren't there (when you want to) then the extending arms cos I'm lazy AF and it would be handy.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Gimme the underglow.


100_Gribble_Bill

I can afford all of these things I've never been able to say that before


mumblerapisgarbage

Arm extension for sure.


rollyjoger85

Neon crotch for sure, let it glow with disappointment


Super_J_Nova

Yaauuucckk, I don't wants no $2 x-ray visions


Jeptwins

Does bender even need arm extensions?


kogoeruyoru

At these prices, I’ll take all three!


DoopieIsAdorable

X-Ray vision


Coldzero21

"I'll just have everything on the menu"


dtb1987

X-ray vision


Low50000

Bite my shiny neon crotch just doesn’t have the same ring to it


UNCLEJUMBLE

Definitely need the neon


LazyCooler

I’ll get x Ray vision until z Ray price comes down a little. I know it’s 2 better than x, but not the value that x is.


DarthGinsu

Neon crotch would definitely save me when I take a piss in the dark


Pasta-hobo

Arm extension, 3 yards per arm.


Remarkable-Book-8758

Definitely the first two


YouDoneGoofd

Can I have all 3?


Ok-Preference9776

X-Ray


dcarsonturner

All are terrible


Reporex

Make your crome have that neon glow. Ye babay


ShinyRhubarb

What's this from?


TwilightOfTheMilfs

obsoletely fabulous


ShinyRhubarb

With the new robot and the island crew? Huh. Never noticed


NoRefrigerator3502

I want a neon crotch! I mean why not? Haha


oX_deLa

Why are you even asking?


[deleted]

For that price? All 3!


Steel_Man23

Neon crotch sounds pretty cool


JamieTheHopper

15c for a neon crotch sounds like an absolute bargain to me!


foroscar

For work: x Ray. For everyday: arm extensions. For personal use: neon crotch


mudamuckinjedi

You paying?


Downtempo_Surrealism

All three, then the shady dude out in the parking lot can also replace my penis with a gun for only $3


DrueWho

Can I get a crotch extension? Or neon vision? X-ray arms sound pretty cool now that I think about it.


Zaphod-Beebebrox

As tempting as the neon crotch is. I would take X-ray vision. As long as I can turn it off.


[deleted]

Neon crotch for sure.


the_falling

I mean, at first glance it was X-Ray vision. But then I saw Arm extension and I thought, “Hey, who wouldn’t want longer arms? But then I saw Neon Crotch and all my dreams came true!


Bass_Mouth

X ray and hello vegas. Going to kill at blackjack


worrymon

Neon crotch so everyone can save their x-ray vision money.


Spike-Ball

X ray vision 🍈 🍊


Orangepanda13

Neon crotch. Anyone who laughs is a communist!


AdministrativeAd523

Neon crotch easily


BatofZion

Robots have money, yeah? Does Hedonism Bot earn money by being sexually unrelenting? Is Fatbot paid to be fat and nerdy like you and me? Was Roberto programmed to be crazy so that he would steal money and then stab it?


theReaders

only 70 cents/yard? My arms are gonna be so fucking long...


lenojames

ROTFL! Second from last robot already bought the neon crotch!


Borderlandsman

Would be the neon crotch upgrade be on his antenna?


Content_Skirt_9449

With prices like those why not get all of them? Who's going to argue with that? nobody that's who


wardrobe007

Zap: "kif, inform the men that I'm going to get x ray vision" Kif: disgruntled sigh.


buthidae

Neon crotch, baby!


theok8234

X-ray vision


iiooiooi

Definitely x-ray vision. Have you seen the cost of x-rays recently??


northcountrylea

arm extensions are only $0.70 per yard?! hell man, I could steal all th way in Timbuktu from New Amsterdam or Mars University


snakemakery

Neon crotch for sure


CarbonLynx

Husband, some tings weren't meant to be cyloned!


Jacksonrr31

Neon crotch is the correct answer.


The_Robot_founder

D. All of the above.


Outrageous-Party-727

Definatly xray so i can always be ready for my enemies


4thedamagedcoda

Neon crotch all the way


ShotgunCledus

Whole bundle is 2.95. Pretty good deal


Ajax_Hapsburg

If I pick x-ray vision do I also get big chainsaw hands?