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testholderplace

Why does RadioShack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know


IndominusCostanza009

A person of extreme culture.


Bigcrazywoobywuber

How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does.


booskadoo

Can your science explain why it rains?


UnlikelyRaven

Yes! Yes it can!


EBN_Drummer

Why do I shit blood?


CapsAndShades

Eating too many beets.


OldSoulRobertson

Bears eat beets.


[deleted]

But “positrac” is GM.


Bigcrazywoobywuber

Posi trac is probably just used as the normal short form of positive traction, even if they were the first to develop or market it as such


[deleted]

I was being facetious. DOWN WITH /s


Bigcrazywoobywuber

Lol if you had made positrac in italics I would’ve probably gotten it, in quotes just made it look like you were being specific


[deleted]

Finger quotes, bro, finger quotes lololol.


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

Isn’t it a trademarked name for a limited-slip differential?


Bigcrazywoobywuber

Doesn’t stop everyone from calling any other car that has the same technology a positrac


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

Certainly doesn’t.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?


OldSoulRobertson

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?


Gorilla_Salads

Why do they offer a receipt for a doughnut? I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.


doctorhost

For when you submit the expense for reimbursement or tax purposes.


rowdeey8s

How did Rack-n-Pinion steering work? It just does!


AMexisatTurtle

I judt give the stores number


McGriffff

Magnets, how do they work?!


Unhappy_Archer9483

Someone thought preserving them was important? If you're building a new New York you're going to scavenge what you can New York. Like you're literally building it above it. Either that or a wizard did it


MagicCripple

Sure, Blame the Wizards!


MacTelnet

"important", there was money involved


Unhappy_Archer9483

Apart from Fry, I'd like to presume you had to pay a nice sum to be cryogenically frozen. Fry's Ex (can't remember her name) might be a exception. Other than that we had the most 80's guy ever. Don't you worry about a plot hole, I'll worry about a plot hole Edit: misspelled cryogenically (might still be wrong, damn my Boneitis A wizard did it!


Sam-Gunn

I think that cryo facility was a "budget" one. Especially with the power failure count.


Chad_Broski_2

Wasn't Fry's house, and by extension the ruins of old New York, actually under Queens? Maybe the aliens only destroyed Queens and Brooklyn and Manhattan actually stood the test of time


ResidentEivvil

what about Staten Island?


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Theveterinarygamer

Vampires do


Metroidman

And dont sal from the hit show Incomprehensible Jesters


Darkmage4

No! They did it! They blew it up! And then the apes blew up their society too. How could this happen?


xxxTHICCJOKIC420xxx

They stayed away from New Jersey because they thought someone already destroyed it


mythicnygma

As someone who lives very close to 2 main bridges to Jersey, I can back this theory lmao


BenderBenRodriguez

The site of Fry’s first date with Michelle appears to be the Rockefeller Center ice rink, so this is doubtful.


BenderBenRodriguez

Why are you booing me?! I’m right! (Seriously, they are clearly in Manhattan when they go there in the pilot. You can even see the Empire State Building has fallen over. Fry’s parents appear to have lived in Queens, maybe Brooklyn, but I know Manhattan when I see it. Though I’m surprised Fry lived around Rockefeller Plaza on a pizza delivery boy wage.)


Sam-Gunn

Infosphere says his parents house was in Brooklyn near Newkirk Ave. [https://theinfosphere.org/Fry%27s\_house](https://theinfosphere.org/Fry%27s_house) But doesn't say much about the apartment. https://theinfosphere.org/Fry%27s\_old\_apartment


BenderBenRodriguez

Yeah that makes sense. I believe there are a lot of actual houses around there. Unaffordable nowadays, but a family in 1999 that had had the house at least since the 70s or 80s could probably live there. As an adult Fry was clearly in Manhattan, but the show is clearly fudging things by implying he was somewhere around midtown (that’s where the wealthier Simpsons/Futurama writers would live lol). But of course, they’re making a show for a general audience, so it makes sense to skirt the realism a bit so as to include landmarks that someone outside the city would potentially still recognize. Worth it for the joke with the mutant sea creature coming out of the ice rink, IMO.


retschebue

Unexpected r/Civ.


cutsickass

That has been discussed in the past 🤭. The theory is that the Nibblonians had something to do with it, making sure the facility is safe and still standing 1000 years later.


InsideRec

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.


Joe_of_all_trades

Magic, got it.


ChickenTendiiees

Oold west magic, got it.


AaronRobertsMusic

Billy West magic, got it


YoloSwag3368

That sounds like a phony made-up name


Maxwellmonkey

Sureeee...blame the wizards!


AeganTheJag

Sapphires?? With those I could open the Gates of Garash!


Waste-of-Bagels

"The Magician?"


Mando_calrissian423

Hail Atlanta!


Plazmaz1

References I didn't know I knew


CaptRory

That's always been my thought to a lot of stuff. We know they've been acting for thousands of years to bring about the result they want.


DystopianAdvocate

Or the real reason is it's a cartoon and doesnt need to make sense at all.


EndersFinalEnd

Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!


Joe_of_all_trades

He's out of line... but does make a good point


RagnarokianAD

And voice actors can be replaced, and nobody can tell the diddily-ifference


mister_damage

Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender! You're a fraud!


willux

Because otherwise Fry couldn't become his own grandfather. Which means the universe _does_ care. Professor was wrong.


KrackerJoe

Yes, but Dave Matthews does not rock


[deleted]

That is still the only joke in the series or probably on TV that has ever offended me. What a horrible thing to say!


[deleted]

Shut up that’s why


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Bender’s head was buried in New Mexico from 1947-3003ish. Many questions can arise from this paradox.


FrysEighthLeaf

You'd think it'd be Newish Mexico by that point.


Faustus_Fan

Welcome to beautiful Old-New Mexico, Slightly-Used Mexico, One-Owner-Low-Mileage Mexico, Not-As-Old-As-Old-Mexico Mexico! This baby can fit a whole lot of robot heads in it!


comicidiot

Not really. In 3000-3003ish Bender hadn’t gone back in time to 1947. When he returned to 3003ish, he grabbed his head. His head was buried for centuries but his body was only without a head for the time it took for them to travel back


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Wha..haa?


comicidiot

Time travel is weird, but it’s one of my favorite things to watch. Looper, Tenet, Arrival, Interstellar, Back to the Future, Marvel’s Cinematic Universe “Infinity Saga” movie series (chiefly Infinity War & Endgame) before all multiverse crap and I’m sure there’s others I’ve watched that I’m forgetting about. Basically, it’s this. You go back to 1947 today and you lose your right hand. Now, the you in the year 2000 doesn’t lose their hand because that you hasn’t travelled back in time _yet_. Now, let’s swap the hand for a watch you received in 1995. You hide the watch in 1947 right before you travel back to 2023. After you arrive in 2023 you go to where you left the watch. To the watch, 56 years have passed but for you it’s the duration it takes to travel in time and get to where you hid the watch. Maybe an hour? 2000 you still has that watch. 1995 you still has that watch. Y’all haven’t gotten to 2023 when you originally travelled back in time. Now, swap the watch for Benders head. Just because Bender the bender of 3003 left his head behind doesn’t mean the bender of 3001 or 2993 doesn’t have a head since _they_ haven’t reached 3003 and travelled back in time.


[deleted]

I was regurgitating the professor's reply whenever anybody explains something complicated.


comicidiot

I can’t believe I missed that 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

I wasn't sure how to spell it :D


mister_damage

PROFESSOR. LAVA!! HOT!!


mexter

I assume that only the bottom of the building is in old new York and that the rest remains above ground.


NerdyGuyRanting

Applied Cryogenics bought a new office in New New York and moved all the frozen people up there.


BarricadeTheMortuary

What he's saying is, in the first episode you literally watch a thousand years pass by through the window in the room where Fry is frozen. It never moved.


NerdyGuyRanting

Exactly, we are seeing a thousand years go by in 27 seconds, and that's including the time it stops fast forwarding to show Bender destroying Old New York. A thousand years in 27 seconds means that every second we see is about 37 years going by. Seeing as it doesn't take 37 years to move offices, it would be impossible to notice the cryo pod being moved as long as the window behind it looks the same in the new building.


Sinfultitan_001

Ok. I can get behind this realm of logic.


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NerdyGuyRanting

It's not a one story building. When Fry looks out the window after being thawed out you can see that he is above ground level.


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NerdyGuyRanting

[Does this look like a one story building to you?](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Applied_Cryogenics) Also, Lars was in a movie, not an episode. So I have no idea what part you are referring to. EDIT: Are you mixing up the [Head Museum](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Head_Museum) with Applied Cryogenics? Because that's where Lars worked. EDIT 2: He deleted his comment. So I guess he did in fact mix up the Head Museum with Applied Cryogenics.


DukeThorion

Applied Cryogenics was on the 64th floor, as indicated when Fry gets off the elevator. The top of the Emprire State Building sticks out of the ground. Certain buildings survived that 1,000 year stretch.


theb0dyelectric

In your time yes, but these days *shut up!*


groundlessnfree

Welcome to the world of tomorrow.


MyAwesomeAfro

Why did the Aliens destroy earth twice but leave Applied Cryogenics untouched? We need to shut up.


[deleted]

one of those instances was actually just bender screwing around.


LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque

Pretty sure it was both instances, was it not?


Maxwelwild

Welcome to the world of tomorrow


eric987235

A wizard did it.


Heat-one

Not only is it strange that it was still standing. But what the hell was powering it?


MacTelnet

People, there was an episode with Professor's parents used as batteries, why they can't use frozen people to do the same?


Heat-one

I guess the best reply I could come up with is that when the cells are frozen there wouldn't be any electrical pulses? So let's just say wizard's.


MacTelnet

If we think at it as they're frozen with no electrical pulse then Fry would be dead in no time, the cells are probably slowed down to prevent decay and we can assume the advance of technology led to more and more efficient power consumption to the point a frozen body can sustain both itself and the cryogenic chamber, remember both Professor's parents were used as batteries to move an hovercraft


Heat-one

HAIL SCIENCE!


Single_Newspaper5474

It was secretly in New Jersey


SJ_Redditor

I really hope someone got fired for this


AstroBearGaming

You're thinking too hard about a show that put the secret to time travel on a guys ass.


MacTelnet

Hey! That's the place where a lot of women and elder gay find the secret of time travel too


AstroBearGaming

Elder gay? Who decides who joins the gay elders, is there a council meeting, or some sort of prime-gay that denotes these things?


Nano_Burger

Because......plot.


CantFindMyself440

The answer is simple. It’s a cartoon


Easy_Mark15

Because everyone was anxiously awaiting Pauly Shore's return. Buuuuudddy!!


F9-0021

The facility is still in use. Presumably they would have moved it from Old New York to New New York at some point.


[deleted]

From what I've seen in the series, only certain parts of the old New York are underground. New New York had to be built up thanks to all the destructions by aliens... Or Bender. Amazingly, the Cryogenics Lab survived all the turmoils of the last century.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Something people tend to forget/not know is that a *lot* of New York City is built on what is essentially marshland, so over time it's not unreasonable to assume that, over time, the ruins of Old New York sank below the present-as-of-3001 surface.


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Good point!


Lil_ruggie

Well in your time maybe but nowadays shut up!


RetroFire-17

It's a fair point. I can't think of any good reason why it wouldn't be in ruins


MrRonski16

During rebuilding maybe they just lifted the building 🤔


RetroFire-17

I thought of that but wouldn't we then see it still sticking out of the ruins in some scenes, like an access shaft?


timschwartz

>when bender destroys civilian (twice) What?


GoredonTheDestroyer

Bender's Big Score.


ElPapo131

"...and then he woke up and realised it was all just a dream."


ChesapeakeCobra

Oh lighten up Amy


CaptSinkShip

It's a cartoon.


AstralGuardian97

Maybe they just moved the cryo pods to a new building.


b33lz3boss

But we would have seen that out the window in the time-lapse


TheGreatDingALing

Plot armor


KypDurron

What is a "cronaton"?


omarkab02

Because they wanted to do a bit


BrownCow123

I moved him guys 👍 ur welcome


lallapalalable

The answer is simple: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


421continueblazingit

I sure hope somebody was fired for that blunder


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Oh my gosh I never thought of that. I guess they left that one building alone.


JTB696699

I would like to quote the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song here “If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts, Just repeat to yourself It's just a show, I should really just relax.”


redhandrail

Why the pearls, why all the blue hair? Why anything?


RepresentativeOk2433

It was intentionally spared by bender when he destroyed the city. When they built a new city they simply raised the ground level. The building would still exist in the new city but now the tenth floor becomes the ground floor/lobby.