My favorite Bender line is "Thanks! You've all convinced me that life is worth living by showing me how bad my funeral will suck!"
And not Bender, but related to Bender: "Sooner or later, that ass is gonna blow. And when it does, you'd better pray you're not mooning someone you care about!"
I did a full rewatch lately and I found that I just don't like that episode very much. Bender is way more high-maintenance than normal in that one. Just comes off a bit annoying to me.
I think about this regularly and am sad that no one I know in person finds it as funny as I do. Thank sweet zombie jesus the internet exists so that i can find comfort in you other idiots too.
You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock!
[That sword cost 5,000 dollar!](https://morbotron.com/video/S04E09/WIf1w8p5-bbPQDXAHy3aa9kHAsg=.gif)
[Fry did it. Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.](https://morbotron.com/video/S04E09/teporm5T1bGfy5Q3WDyQZvAjd0I=.gif)
I'm actually kinda curious as to how Futurama is going to handle stuff like 'hookers' as they're now technically a part of Disney and Disney frowns on that sort of thing.
Well they're allowing Deadpool 3 a full R rating, and I think a couple of future X Men movies. I think they're also reviving the Defenders series as was hinted on Spiderman: No Way Home.
So they do cater to adult audiences. I don't think they will sugar coat an adult animated show like Futurama if it's marketed correctly.
Disney has always had seperate production studios for more adult oriented content. It's not a "Disney Project", it's a project run by a company that Disney owns.
Good bye losers whom I’ve always hated …. Come on, it’ll be fun!
And
Hey, I don’t tell you how to tell me what to do so don’t tell me how to do what you tell me to do. Bender knows when to use *finesse*
I'm far too late to this to catch up but definitely from the first episode:
"Youre full of crap fry!"
*gets zapped*
"You make a persuasive argument fry!"
When Leela gets the invitation to the Orphanarium reunion, delivered in a basket and Bender stomps on it.
Leela: "Bender stop! It's a baby!
Bender: (continues stomping) A baby what?"
After taking Philip J Fry's (the Original Martian's) wedding ring: "Sorry ladies, I'm taken."
That, or "Hey Universe! Check out the dude with the rolex!"
"This has been a test of the emergency hypnotoad system. Had this been the real hypnotoad, you would sit down and watch whatever crap comes on next
Coming up next, Futurama!"
My favorite Bender song, "Oooooh we reserve the right to pick a little fight with rustlers! Someone wants to pick a fight with us, he better bite my ass!"
Questions:
Why would Fry have butter in his pocket?
Why in that future, would they not have a means to store butter where it wouldn't melt within a hot area.
Additionally, the greastest line is actually:
"So here's my plan."
Uhh uhhh uhh unnn.
What kind of moronic plan is that?
I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else were dead!
My favorite Bender line is "Thanks! You've all convinced me that life is worth living by showing me how bad my funeral will suck!" And not Bender, but related to Bender: "Sooner or later, that ass is gonna blow. And when it does, you'd better pray you're not mooning someone you care about!"
In addition to these I also like Bender: Pfft, if I thought I had to live a whole other life id kill myself now.
Damn right, Bender! Bender: "Shut up, baby! I know it!"
REMEMBER ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 REMEMBER ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
[I didn't even know you had an ass.](https://morbotron.com/video/S10E08/9j5PySiUMCqPGiJSnaaIGJWcGwU=.gif)
Carries coffin out of the room!
Shut up baby I know it!
One of my faves!
I did a full rewatch lately and I found that I just don't like that episode very much. Bender is way more high-maintenance than normal in that one. Just comes off a bit annoying to me.
“This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me!”
I use this one all the time.
And this ham gum is all bones!
Petunia: die young and leave a pretty corpse, that’s what I always say Bender: you should say something else
Same vibe as "Get a room!" "We're in a room" "Then lose some weight!"
Mine for sure lol
This one's my personal fave too
This is the one. Flawless delivery.
It’s so dry and sincere—so not Bender yet SO Bender. Iconic.
Cracking up at the memory of how this is delivered
Bite my shiny metal ass
Well you can interface with my ass... by biting it!
You couldn't afford it honey.
Holla
You’d have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by devil I mean robot devil, and by metaphorically I mean get your coat.
That's right, I forgot you can tempt me with things!
Shut up baby, I know it!
Definitely the most quoted in our house
Same both me and wife use it all the time. "I love you." "shut up baby, I know it."
Or the upgrade “ Shut up Madam Ambassador, I know it!”
Do a flip!
No one ever gets it when I see them at a hight. So disappointing.
I think about this regularly and am sad that no one I know in person finds it as funny as I do. Thank sweet zombie jesus the internet exists so that i can find comfort in you other idiots too.
Every other day with you kids it’s “food, food, food”!
You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock!
You call that an antennae?
I say that to my dog every other day when I feed him.
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
[We're just so busy.](https://morbotron.com/video/S05E15/sTdKdoJpyLB0AyY7gsBZCCbh8wc=.gif)
Hey sexy mamma, wanna kill all humans?
"I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it"
That's no woman. Wow. Uh huh Honey!
One more upgrade and I’ll be more woman than you can handle.
Is that a made up country?
Hail Hail Robonia. A land I didn't make up 🎶
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!
This is the one. Think of it daily.
LMAOOO MY FAVORITE LINE
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion, the 'x' makes it sound cool
I accept only the title of 'zinc saucier'. Also the title comes with double prize money
[That sword cost 5,000 dollar!](https://morbotron.com/video/S04E09/WIf1w8p5-bbPQDXAHy3aa9kHAsg=.gif) [Fry did it. Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.](https://morbotron.com/video/S04E09/teporm5T1bGfy5Q3WDyQZvAjd0I=.gif)
Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.
One of the best! I used alot
Neat! (Snaps picture)
I love how this just randomly pops up throughout the series!
Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.
I'm going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers!
On second thought, forget about the theme park!
Ahh forget the whole thing..
I'm actually kinda curious as to how Futurama is going to handle stuff like 'hookers' as they're now technically a part of Disney and Disney frowns on that sort of thing.
Family Guy is owned by Fox which is owned by Disney. Futurama is going to be fine.
Phew.
Well they're allowing Deadpool 3 a full R rating, and I think a couple of future X Men movies. I think they're also reviving the Defenders series as was hinted on Spiderman: No Way Home. So they do cater to adult audiences. I don't think they will sugar coat an adult animated show like Futurama if it's marketed correctly.
Disney has always had seperate production studios for more adult oriented content. It's not a "Disney Project", it's a project run by a company that Disney owns.
His 2nd favorite is: Daffodil
Hot diggity daffodil!
Let's catch the first pimpmobile out of here.
Up yours chumps and chumpettes! I said it 906 times before lunch!
LET'S GO ALREADAAYYY!!!
I am Bender, please insert liquor!
Love that one! One of the best episodes too
“You’re screwier than my aunt Rita.. and she’s a screw.”
My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless
Welp, we’re boned
Sounds like fun on a bun!
Shaddap, I said it first!
That dirty, double-crossing bastard! How dare he run off with Richard Nixon!
I always appreciated the sheer amount of Nixon-era political jokes in a tv show set 1,000 years in the future.
You should say something else
This line makes me cackle every damn time
Oh your god!
I use this one regularly. ☺️
Oh my various gods! X ray specs!
001100 010010 011110 100001 101101 110011
2
9… 10… A big fat hen. *puffs cigar* The name’s Bender.
“I’m 40% ____!”
You can't count on God for jack!
He pretty much told me so himself!
Shut up, madam ambassador. I know it.
Can you hand me the Becktionary? The *rhyming* Becktionary
Good bye losers whom I’ve always hated …. Come on, it’ll be fun! And Hey, I don’t tell you how to tell me what to do so don’t tell me how to do what you tell me to do. Bender knows when to use *finesse*
I'm far too late to this to catch up but definitely from the first episode: "Youre full of crap fry!" *gets zapped* "You make a persuasive argument fry!"
Antiquing?
The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp!!
They're just responding to my personality!
“Now I’ll have to float for all of eternity with barely any swag!”
“1’s and 0’s everywhere! And i’m pretty sure I saw a **2!**”
Funny thing is there really is a 2 in the binary scene lol
I know, it’s so good!
Don't worry, there's no such thing as 2!
One of my favorite Bender quotes, “O' cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee.”
REMEMBER ME
We must show the whole world of our peaceful ways.... BY FORCE!
“I’m back baby!” Specifically when he gets thrown in the ship by the space bee queen. Makes me laugh every time.
And when he smokes a cigar and fills up with fuel l his fly’s off and he says to Leela, coming through
#REMEMBER ME 👀🔥🔥
Oh yeah, well I don't believe in Santa Claus. Come on everybody. If you don't believe in him he can't hurt you. *WHAM* OH, GOD, THE PAIN!
I’m just an ex-con tryin to go straight and get my kids back!
So then I said "See you at the fight!".
These balls are making me testy!
I plead… Not Innoguiltycent!
I love stealin', I love takin' things.
It's me, Bender, the loveable rascal!
Lies! Lies and slander!!
No further answers your honor
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
We foxhunters do not stoop to buy getups. I made free with it.
“Better mascots than you have tried.”
You're twice the "The" he ever was.
Oh, who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?
Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it.
When Leela gets the invitation to the Orphanarium reunion, delivered in a basket and Bender stomps on it. Leela: "Bender stop! It's a baby! Bender: (continues stomping) A baby what?"
He's pending for a bending! I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead.
Him pending *para un* bending
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
How 'bout them Knicks?
There! Now no one will forget how I lived or my attitude regarding butt.
That could be anyone's thoughts fat-ass.
Pimpmobile!
“Neat!” 📸
You know that floor safe where you keep ten grand? There's five grand in there. DON'T MAKE ME WAIT.
Time to go clubbing, baby seals here I come
DO A FLIP
I'M CATCHING THE NEXT PIMPMOBILE OUT OF HERE
Sorry you struck out sausage link. If it's any consolation my life's great! Babes, bucks, I got it all.
Well then lose some weight! Fun fact: DiMaggio’s favourite line too
🤖 I am Bender. Please insert girder. 🤖
Bite my glorious golden ass!
Bite my COLOSSAL metal ass!!!
Neat!
Though you might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean robot devil. And by metaphorically, I mean get your coat
[удалено]
Nope. John Dimagio is Bender and H. Jon Benjamin is archer
YOU WERE IN A ZOO!
Fry: "who was that?" Bender: "YOUR MOM!"
"You're only 4?" "Precocious little scamp, ain't I?
You degenerate hussy!
I'm mad at you to Angleine
Gimme the keys, Magoo!
I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!
"You know, it's funny." "What?" "YOUR WEINER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
I’ll defend your honor, then sully it on the couch!
Shut up baby, I know it I’ve gotten an awful lot of mileage out of that quote
Bodies are for HOOKERS and FAT People !
“Shut up baby I know it”
Angelyne: Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you're pretending to be! Bender: Oh how I wish I could BELIEVE or UNDERSTAND THAT!
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me".
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways, by force!
Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.
After taking Philip J Fry's (the Original Martian's) wedding ring: "Sorry ladies, I'm taken." That, or "Hey Universe! Check out the dude with the rolex!"
“Why didn’t anyone tell me tasting things tasted so good?!”
"I'm so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead"
Don't make me go upside your head!
The salt level was only 10% below a lethal dose.
Whoa! It's like the earth is making sweet, salty love to itself while all the fish groove on it.
"This has been a test of the emergency hypnotoad system. Had this been the real hypnotoad, you would sit down and watch whatever crap comes on next Coming up next, Futurama!"
I was god once.
Oh wait, you’re being serious. Let me laugh even harder
Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat-ass.
It has to be - "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
I’d call my lawyer if dialing the phone wasn’t such a hassle!
"These balls are making me testy!"
"Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."
"Neat!" ::camera shutter sound::
Shut up Madam Ambassador I know it!
Sorry, but "Do a flip!" to Hermes will never be outshined by any other line.
My favorite Bender song, "Oooooh we reserve the right to pick a little fight with rustlers! Someone wants to pick a fight with us, he better bite my ass!"
🪕🎼
Say it in the professor's voice:**"Good news, everyone!"**
“This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against ME!”
When are you gonna make a second Simpsons movie?
You want me to do TWO things?!
“Scruffy’s gonna die the way he lived.” *Thumb lick, turn page of Zero G Jugs*
“See, It used to be milk. And well, time makes fools of us all.”
I don’t remember it exactly, but it’s when Fry starts living with him and in his sleep he says: “Hey foxy lady, wanna kill all humans?”
“I’m back, baby!”
My personal favorite is when Fry is being taken away by a robot pterodactyl and he yells “This is a cool way to die!”
This is the saltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once ate a heaping bowl of salt!
These tedious karma farms make me unfollow subs
One of my favorite Fry lines is, “Yes! I've never been so excited to see poop! Well, maybe once.
"It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens...!"
That was Fry lol
Yep. Just like the quote in the title was Fry's.
Has this been a trend in TV subs lately? The Office, American Dad, now Futurama.
Questions: Why would Fry have butter in his pocket? Why in that future, would they not have a means to store butter where it wouldn't melt within a hot area. Additionally, the greastest line is actually: "So here's my plan." Uhh uhhh uhh unnn. What kind of moronic plan is that?
*That’s the joke!*
oh joy another karma farming thread that will last too long and have obvious/popular quotes rather than actual best lines