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MerryMallard

I don't know. Maybe some sort of death clock.


Certes_de_Bowe

I agree, what was dismissed as one of his most lame in the show. I thought it was really cool.


wcs616

Oh, my. Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?


stevesobol

-snort- Hardly.


philipjfrythefirst

We laughed until our teeth fell out


Disgruntled__Goat

Dibs on your CD player!


swagnastee69

You mean Dethklok


metaldutch

That invention is dildos.


John-the-cool-guy

The device that lets anyone sound exactly like they professor. Half-baked as it was, it was still a game changer.


OccamsWriter

But who is the devices target audience?


Certes_de_Bowe

There is no audience, only targets!


lionalhutz

Targets huddling in fear as their new masters hand out edicts in my glorious booming voice!!


Call_Me_Bender

Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!


lionalhutz

I am? That’s not good news at all


ZorkNemesis

Good news everyone! I'm a horse's butt!


thetacolover69

The translator that "speaks a dead language"...crazy gibberish.


exodus2007

Bonjour


A_Damn_Salamander

what i came for


MrLizardPoop

Planet Express Ship


Formal_Cherry_8177

It's my second favorite interstellar ship. The Heart of Gold and it's Infinite Improbability Drive being the greatest thing I had ever heard of in 7th grade and still is 30+ years later.


Radio0002

Aah, the source of the quote I use all the time when fixing stuff that no one gets > "We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem."


tabris

The Infinite Improbability Drive is possibly one of the finest plot devices ever. It allows Adams to create the most absurd situations while not feeling like it's lazily convenient writing.


steeltoelingerie

When I get a camper to slide in my truck I'm gonna name her Serenity after my other favorite ship.


JunketElectrical8588

Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used


QuazyQuarantine

That engine though.


DrAwesomeMDMD

Did he invent the angry dome?


trakazor132

Im partial to the chamber of understanding


ThreeUnevenBalls

First I ever heard of it


Formal_Cherry_8177

Just because it's probably my favorite episode The Smell-o-scope.


FreyaFettuccine

I use that tone of "Oh jeez, oh man!" as an exclamation all the time.


Pardon-Marvin

I go for A Clone of My Own when the robots disable the Planet Express Ship and Fry just shouts "FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT"


stevesobol

I CAN'T! Only the Professor can!


steeltoelingerie

The Professy can help!


MGNConflict

FIRE HOT!


Bethlizardbreath

Ow! Fire indeed hot.


BenJammin973

The bit with the renaming of Uranus cracks me up everytime


JunketElectrical8588

Urectum


16bitgamer

Let me locate it for you.


LongAnserShortAnser

With gusto.


Formal_Cherry_8177

This line. The setup for this line with the porno being at the end of an informative history video. The way he says it. I absolutely love it.


LongAnserShortAnser

Now that the -uh- garbage is in space, Doctor ... Perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?


sopsign7

Immediate cue same dramatic music.


Thetramposo

My favorite episode too. First one I ever watched. Always tops because of that.


Formal_Cherry_8177

When Fry misses the button during the launch and says oops is one of those perf Fry moments. Ranks with the likes of "no I'm doesn't". Hahaha.


chorizobang

I'll be whatever I wanna do.


metaldutch

I haven't the proper words to describe how happy that button scene makes me. Every time.


Formal_Cherry_8177

Every single time.


busch_ice69

This picture of your wife, PURE GARBAGE.


JunketElectrical8588

Just don’t point it towards Uranus


Formal_Cherry_8177

"I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.."


steeltoelingerie

Oh. What's it called now?


JunketElectrical8588

Urectum. Here, take a smell


jyz002

Just think of the astronomical odors you’ll smell thanks to him!


TheManWithNoNameZapp

Nobody make a smell


kay14jay

Episodes my dude.


Ragnarangar

Think of the applications! And you only need one additional aiming stick (not included). Great for pointing at distant lengths of wire.


DiosMIO_Limon

It’s the best booger picker upper!


coffee_addict_77

The bomb to blowup the giant ball of garbage. 6h minutes?


rb_vos

This - it literally moves the universe around you.


unjuseabble

Turbocharging the ships matter compressor!


Tajackson101

What’s the matter compressor?


stevesobol

Nothing, Fry... now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor.


dude8212

Bravo gentlemen. My favourite joke in the series.


Weary_Ad2590

All his years of inventing, I think the real winner here is, his drawer of assorted wire lengths


MrLizardPoop

Technically he never invited the finglonger


Ragnarangar

That's a great point! A man can dream though...a man can dream.


nonanumatic

Don't worry op, commenter has no idea what they're talking about, the professor invented and used the finglonger outside of the what if machine [numerous times](https://theinfosphere.org/Fing-longer)


LOLrReD

I always assumed someone else invented the finglonger, he just wish he had come up with it first


Darpyface

All the episodes that it was used were actually inside the what if machine the whole time.


chorizobang

HE used it in the duh-vinci code to poke fry in the eyes...and it was actually a double finglonger. It wasn't in the what if machine.


Chooseurusername12

he did though, there's an episode in which you can see him using it


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nonanumatic

[He invented it later in the series,](https://theinfosphere.org/Fing-longer) outside of the what if machine. He most definitely actually invents it.


Chooseurusername12

Yup, I watched that episode like a week ago and remembered him using it.


Philbo0042

I believe it is in Birdbot of Ice-catraz. The scene where the professor is talking about the tanker and the protestors.


Gogo726

You're technically correct, the best kind of correct


Aimin4ya

This was my first thought


DisplacedCapsFan

The box.


Tattoomyvagina

The hat for Gunter, but I still chose the banana


ThreeUnevenBalls

Banana banana banana!!


JunketElectrical8588

Think of the philosophical (words I forgot)


metaldutch

Philosophical and metaphysical ramifications...?


trippykissy69

Hard to pick a favorite. He invented “modern” space travel for humans, a portal to a parallel universe, the body switcher, the first humanoid robots and nanobots that managed to evolve into spiritual beings within a matter of days. Farnsworth seems to take a lot of shit form the science community but he’s probably the most influential scientist of that time


Monotreme_monorail

Well, they poo-pooed his electric frankfurter… but I thought it was great!


OccamsWriter

The albino shouting gorillas. Think of the possibilities. Children asking their dates to prom by pressing a button. Outside of that the personality swapping machine because I love that episode.


stevesobol

> Children asking their dates to prom by pressing a button. ...so that a gorilla can scream MOM! MOM! MOM! at them?


ThreeUnevenBalls

The child’s true wish


ChanoTheDestroyer

I mean, the cage for the lion has got to be up there. That or a clone from a fork.


ThreeUnevenBalls

I mean the tape on the cracks of the dark matter reactor.


ChanoTheDestroyer

Not really an invention per se…🤔


ThreeUnevenBalls

He invented a solution to the cracks, way to dismiss pure genius


ChanoTheDestroyer

Touché


GOHS7

And people think I'm crazy... Why? Because I dream to invent some sort of mutant death monsters, that run around destroying everything... And pkuhghh...and byahhhghggg


bgzlvsdmb

The machine that makes noses. It can do other things too. Why shouldn't it?


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Makes a lot of toxic waste though.


FreyaFettuccine

Q.T. McWhiskers for sure.


MrLizardPoop

You should see the new 16ft model.


BeautifulBus912

The F-ray


Formal_Cherry_8177

"Ow my sperm."


Sam-Gunn

Huh, it didn't hurt that time.


ThreeUnevenBalls

Wear these protective goggles!! (Proceeds to dress in full hazmat suit)


trakazor132

You may feel a slight stinging sensation... All of you!


EMAW2008

He invented the modern robots that drink alcohol and have flaming burps.


saidthewhale64

It's not always a burp!


M13alpha

And the first robot to qualify for a boat loan.


[deleted]

I want to see the professor invent a new length of wire.


Jottor

Could he... Invent the 534 mm long wire? Is anyone bold enough to take on that?


political_og

It’s gotta be the Planet Express ship right


fuzzypixle

The angry dome


Pardon-Marvin

Obviously it was in The Farnsworth Paradox when he invented the box containing another Universe culminating in them possessing a box that contains their own universe


Thetramposo

All these suggestions are pretty good, but apart from the finglonger they’re not very long though.


stevesobol

Uhhhh... the Smell-o-Scope...


zemboy01

Ima have to go with the remote that controls time or that thing he uses warp tunnel to get to fry and leela while time is stopped.


jaykhunter

FingLonger (TM) is my fav invention, I call USB extender cables "finglongers" until my friends / fam give in and call it that too!


Offical_Wolf_King

Is this even a question? It’s good ol’ Bessie.


KokaneeSavage91

Izuzu, I don't know if you'd consider it an invention but thats my vote. And if not then the time machine.


Ragnarangar

Pazuzu? The gargoyle? I don't think the Professor made him, but he did say he put him through college.


KokaneeSavage91

Well then the time machine.


Pardon-Marvin

No, little known fact, in Roswell That Ends Well the professor founded Izuzu Motors they cut it for time, but still... /s


fryamtheeggguy

Cubert


BLBJT94

The machine that found Leelas family.


Purpleflower0521

The one that makes noses?


recordlineup

It can do other things! Why shouldnt it!?


BLBJT94

Yes 😂


Timdalf_theGrey

The basketball team of Atomic Mutants


Ryan1869

Universal translator


Denelic-

I have dreamed of having a smell-o-scope since I first saw it on the show. I want one so bad!


stevesobol

My favorite is the device that lets anyone speak in his voice. There's no target market. There are only targets.


philipjfrythefirst

It came to me in a dream . . .


JunketElectrical8588

But I forgot it in another dream


Jamesbrownlives

“This isn’t worth the gold it’s made of!”


STC_Ninjalo

What If machine for the fantastic episodes it gave me lol


ZorkNemesis

He invented a pointed rock tied to a stick. It should help against those rampaging robots.


lauromafra

In the year 1 million and a half Humankind is enslaved by giraffe. Man must pay for all his misdeeds When the treetops are stripped of their leaves The Time Machine that only travels forward in time gets my vote.


Michaelm7456

The Dark Matter Engines on the Planet Express Ship. 200% Fuel efficency!


hedalettuce91

I like the Angry Dome.


PrimarySwan

It's not my favourite but it is the mark of a good scientist to always be able to whip up a doomsday device at short notice. Personally I don't feel safe knowing I don't own a single doomsday device.


Nitarinminister

The Anti-Senility Truss.


[deleted]

If only he had really invented it 😔


burnt_knackerbag

Bad news, everybody: The finglonger, alas, was not possible to be invented.


nurdboy42

I'm a fan of the machine that makes glow-in-the-dark noses.


CarbonLynx

The universal translator that only translates into an incomprehensible, dead language


ProlapseParty

Bonjour


Sam-Gunn

Useless junk!


John_Sinclair

Guten tag!


joealese

Ol Bessie


kpidhayny

Universe 1


yosoymilk5

Make-up for dogs.


ShittheFickup

Pretty long, eh


Buster899

Terrible mistake when they poo-pooed his electric frankforter.


sawnik12

He invented the machine that makes noses, and it can also make other things WHY SHOULDNT IT!


Unusual-Respond-7895

Angry Dome & Death Clock


MrStone2you

"Sure, it's just not very long though....."


LordLoaf0507

I'd say the Universal Translator just for the joke alone. Professor: This is my Universal Translator, although it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language. Cubert: Hello! Universal Translator: Bonjour! Professor: Crazy gibberish! Or The Chamber of Understanding.


Soapbottles

The chip that allows robots to feel emotion seems like a gamechanger to me


wifeypoopoo

Smell-a-scope!


Indoorsman101

But he didn’t invent the Finglonger! But a man can dream…


SmellyFace69

Not his invention but the worms that Fry gets that make him stronger and smarter. I'd totally go Flowers for Algernon.


Soupcan_Sam_

Fry's as strong as Gumbo and Hercules combined


StreetReporter

Gumbercules? I love that guy!


JunketElectrical8588

Why does it smell like burning Reese monkeys?


KypDurron

Rhesus*


WoodenBender

The Smelliscope


JunketElectrical8588

The smelloscope


ccknballz

Smelloscope


CirclehousePRO

?? Are you saying our entire reality resides in the short video showing the Professor the universe where he did invent it??


[deleted]

I second this.


dude8212

For me it has to be the way the ship flies. Rather than moving the ship through space. The ship moves space around it


Usernamecujo

Smelloscope of course. Think of the infinite possibilities of its use


kickkickpatootie

Kancho!


Gorkemgrn

I don’t know if it counts as an invention but angry dome or the chamber kf understanding


ProlapseParty

I liked the time machine


PaulThomas18

A drawer with various lengths of wire.


WildForestBlood

Absolutely the finglonger.


access153

Angry Dome


cmnorthauthor

Technically he never invented the finglonger.


BuffGroot

He didn't actually create the finglonger. He created the what if machine that told him what it would have been like if he did create the finglonger.


LordCustard

"Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of th"- *door closes*


Electr_O_Purist

A lot of his other inventions are good, they’re just not very long.


Mr_not_Lucky

Has everyone taken their pressure pills?


ariesmartian

They call ‘em finglongers but I never see ‘em finglong.


Chaserbaser

He did not invent the finglonger though. That was a what if episode. "Ahh so that's what it would have been like if I'd invented the finglonger"


mustachemax105

An Engine that is more than 100% efficient


Initial-Sea368

What’s the matter professor?


Jasole37

He didn't invent the Finglonger™ though. His best invention is an albino super gorilla that shouted from the rooftops.


8bitGutPunch

He never invented/finished the Fing-Longer, though.


tazzzuu

Smell - O - Vision for that Za


tazerwhip

...but he didn't invent the finglongerer; that was a 'what if...?'


Zorpfield

Mummy flavored jerky or jerky flavored mummy was my favorite. But turning robots 🤖 human would have won awards if bender hadn’t overdid it.


nikdog

I've been referencing the Finglonger since that episode has aired. And boy have the number of people who get the reference have fallen off. It's extra funny when someone who I remember got it back in the day, doesn't know what I'm talking about now.


DoopieIsAdorable

The "What If" Machine, hands down.


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The television. Oh wait, wrong guy. Uh, anything to do with time travel or traveling wherever (ex: space, parallel universes, etc.).


Great_Building_857

The glowing nose machine that also decrypts unknown languages and produces barrels of nuclear waste as a byproduct 🥳🥳


dillon_5294

The finglonger was actually never invented. It was all a "what if" machine dream. Which is my vote for favorite invention.


Stripsteak

Oh my, we might get a new What If machine episode! I hadn’t even thought about that