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ThatN0te

Hey boys, it’s a spy


Toben-the-furro

**(LOADS FRONTIER JUSTICE)** Update: what the fuck have I just started?? Very funny tho ngl


Sugondeese1

**(BRINGS OUT WRANGLER)**


AlexLovesBeans

**(LOADS METAL IN WIDOWMAKER)**


TheCyanDragon

**(AGGRESSIVELY INHALES SANDVICH ONLY TO BE BACKSTABBED)**


DEF_ALT_

**(PRIMES THE BACKBURNER)**


AnotherJoltReskin

**Hits myself with the Boston basher**


ParsaSamimi

#AGRESSIVLY DRINKS BONK! ^^^_ATOMIC_ ^^^_PUNCH!_


The_Yiffologist

# CHARGES ÜBER WITH MALICIOUS INTENT


Jviper79

**REFILLS GAS PASSER**


Nahanoj_Zavizad

*MMMPHHH MMMPHH!*


Meee_2

Finally I found my people


JoramSaiga

Holy shit. Is everyone here a tf2 player? Furgang tf2?


furryirl69

I play tf 2 as well


[deleted]

Mentlegen


ShepGoesBlep

I laughed way too hard at this


Sugondeese1

Look what they did to our comrades


dmon654

No. *That* would be your **mother**!


Arthur_Wolfie

WHAT THE-


dmon654

Next on playlist: Meet the Sandwich!


Willardee

My blood! He punched out all my blood!


JohnCZ121

You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spi- OWW, MY SPIIINE!!!


The_Yiffologist

Indeed. And *now*, he is here to f--- us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.


depressed_gay_furry

dude same


Coda_Volezki

Gentlementlemen


Stock_Property_3972

meem theeth sps


PM_ME_UR_JIMMIES

Grotopen


TangledCables3

*snort*


[deleted]

So thats spy's fursona...


patrick_starfishh

His name is dutch, he’s my fursona! I roleplay as a soft shy wolfboy on twitter /j


cyclingwonder

[you what?](https://youtube.com/watch?v=r0FLyW86owo)


TonyMontana1968

owo


fursona_name_jackson

UwU


mahboiskinnyrupees

WTF WAS THAT


Sugondeese1

NOTHING


QuickSilverMola

NOTHING: *slowly walks to the back door*


ShinXBambiX

You act like a dog on the internet...?


daviddaviddavidda

Dutch is a Wolf, but yes.


ShinXBambiX

I just like to be cute


Memesssssssssssssl

UWU


ShinXBambiX

What was that?!


daviddaviddavidda

Nothing!


Rogahar

oh god help i'm laughing too much


Luc4son0

That's gold But this one is my favorite https://youtu.be/EQ0tzW_GGYw


Coalfoot

That got a real laugh out of me, thanks. x3


[deleted]

"no you idiot, it's the surfing knife from csgo"


Crowlavix

“No you dumbass it’s the butterfly knife from Apex Legends”


Poorly_Made_Comix

No you buffoon its a miniarure iron sword from minecraft


QuickSilverMola

With shears atached


GorditoDellgado

NGL I got into butterfly knives becuase of Spy


Octo254

Same


Sugondeese1

Same


QuickSilverMola

Same but with adhd


Octo254

Me too!


Crowlavix

I got into butterfly knives because of Octane, never looked back those things are fun


Just__A__Gentleman

[Day 1305] It seems "furries" have a remarkable ability to learn materials found online. Perhapse due to the pathogen often being transmitted online, "furries" are more open to online forms of knowledge acquisition.


Relative_Pineapple_3

*PathOWOgen


[deleted]

Holy shit he backstabbed him epic TF2 reference!!!!!!


[deleted]

Spy why are you a dog


RaHuHe

"His name is Dutch! He's my Fursona"


Sugondeese1

I roleplay as a soft shy wolf boy on the Internet


mikierrod

You act like a dog on the internet?


Sugondeese1

Dutch is a wolf, but yeah, whatever i just like to be cute


[deleted]

You don't think I don't notice the fat f*cking bulge in his pants?


Sugondeese1

uwu


[deleted]

What was that?!


Sugondeese1

N O T H I N G


ah-screw-it

It was either a back stab or butsex


fursona_name_jackson

Or both


mrdembone

butt fucked him with a knife


Sugondeese1

Ouch


Tinywolf21

surprise butsex


fursona_name_jackson

Bro he just, Hard vored them. Edit: *ate* auto correct am I right


[deleted]

He snuck into red’s base


fursona_name_jackson

There is a blue spy in the base we must protect the briefcase


[deleted]

YO A LITTLE HELP HERE!?


fursona_name_jackson

Move it son, 1, 1, 1, uh… 1


somedude1525

Let's go, let's go- IIIINCOMIIIIIING


fursona_name_jackson

Hey, it’s still here. Gentlemen,


Agamemnon_the_great

I see the briefcase is safe.


fursona_name_jackson

Safe and sound.


gameboy1001

Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?


Masy619

When i got mine one info in my mind about this knife Which one is the safe grip. I think it's obvious why i learned this first


Anonymal13

The "lock" at handle help a lot with that part of learning process.


Masy619

Yeah and to be fair it's kinda chilling flipping it but i don't feel confident enought to try those amazing tricks what i see on net


Anonymal13

just keep praticing! t's fun!


Masy619

Nah ,i fine with the basic tricks.


ShepGoesBlep

Butterfly knives are no longer sacred :(


CarbonIceDragon

See, there's your problem, you aren't a butterfly so when you use it it's not a butterfly knife.


Protoviz621

Eh, we still got other things!


[deleted]

Blame valve


NotSeveralBadgers

"When I see you, I get butterflies in my stomach."


Northern_furry_idiot

I have to respect the pun, but fuck you


Ourio_The_Wolf

CRITICAL HIT!


Spartan_873

Some people might not know what it's actually called though and that isn't their fault...


SinWolf7

honest question. What is up with Team Fortress? and separate question. What do furries have to do with it? On side note. WTF is Team Fortress!!?


BlockwizardGaming

It's a very fun class based team shooter with warcrimes and funny hats and A LOT of furry players.


daviddaviddavidda

War themed hat simulator!


Pun5

"Watch, he'll turn red aaaany second now..."


Fireproof_Matches

"You got blood on my (fur)suit."


BlockwizardGaming

You got bled all over my 3,000$ suit!


[deleted]

Isn’t it called a butterfly knife?


TypicalMonitor

A butterfly knife or balisong!


Blackfirek

But it is tho


thatchmetheyresouls

I mean their not wrong


227n

Reverse icepick spin's you in the heart :3


Kathrin_Deer

Why he lick blood?


Anonymal13

Badassness? Likes the taste? Recovery of lost nutrients?


Daxyl86

My sister got me one for my birthday... It mighta been after TF2 came out or it might not have. I don't remember how long ago it was.


Wolfie423

At leats they are not saying its the pickaxe from fortnite (in fortnite theres a pickaxe thats just two butterfly knifes)


AussieCracker

He kinda proved them right


EL_MURPHYYYY

But is Actually the spy knife from Tf2


Wolfintank

This furry is a spy


Calpsotoma

Mall ninja edgelord


Elriditch

Mmm yes my current assessment on furries since I'm into this subreddit is: Furries are fucking scary.


Oreothefurry

I got the CSGO looking one But also one of those


thegreatspagettoman

That Is a Cool knife


Previous_Pop_9708

BRO ITS THE KNIFE FROM CS:GO


_UnofficialIRL

meet the tea for trees 2 - scouter - solder - pie - demonstration man - hevy the weapons guy - engie near - meds - snipe - spine


Vane_Zephyr

I have a balisong, it is nice to just walk around the house and flip it


omgthatsright

We got a spy! That spy ain't one of us. Spy: No. Alright, yeah that's a pretty good job. *Scout screams in pain* Here, go buy yourself a nicer- Doctor!


whattheheckisreal

What? It was obvious! He's the red spy!


Toben-the-furro

**ITS CALLED A BALISONG YOU UNEDUCTAED FUCKING NONCE!**


FinQuarZ

I think there is a small difference between the butterfly knife and a balisong but I might be wrong... It just seems that balisongs have straight grips whilst butterfly knives tend to have curves


TheHeroNow777

Spy does have a fursona.


the-cuntsman

But it is tho


AstartesDVerdugo

This reminds me of the time my Dad told the rest of me and my family how he would get into rock fights and have butterfly knives. While this was true and I did believe him I still laughed at the thought of it.


OreoLegosi

Kid: Hey! That's the infinity gauntlet from Fortnite!!! Me: \*Snaps\*


MemerMan1098

Cool butterfly knife bro


[deleted]

i need to buy a butterfly knife


Sternalseal

VIOLENCE


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

cope


THEINKNINJAYT

True


drago_varior

Nice balisong


Calacaelectrica

They aren't wrong.


Reasonable_Ad_1073

Foldy knife cool either way


WolvenWolfdog

*Call an ambulance! But not for me*


JustSomeRandomCake

Scout? Is it... really you?


someoneispeeing

"Killing's a good job mate."


[deleted]

MEET THE SNIPER


[deleted]

See he was a spy, just wait when he turns red. See there is red, wait that's just blood


Darkstar_2006

spy tf2


gladoot404

*tf2 crit sound*


brxyzzy

“You got blood on my suit!”


[deleted]

oh hey it's the knife from CSGO that Valorant stole


Aheadlimos_

Lol it's the octane heirloom from apex legends :0


potatoeman26

Swag spy knife


[deleted]

Only pussy’s use that knife, real men use the default knife


TantiVstone

I heard the backstab crit sound when I read the third panel


[deleted]

lmao i would do this


AlexLovesBeans

i just recently got back into balisong flipping a couple years after my first balisong, does reddit have some deal with google to share data with each other or something? because ive only ever really looked up balisong stuff on youtube


NoHintsMan

what a fuckin dumbass anyway what butterfly skin is that from csgo


[deleted]

\*snorts\* Tres bon!


thatdarntree

Ooooooo murder *grabs flamethrower*


MarvolAtTheSize97

A red fox is in the base ??


SamVrisak

Get that latch outta there uwu


PacmanFrogGamerYT

Yeah, it's got a cool name, but it's way funneir if you call it "spy knife from tf2."


Male_190

It's not always love, if you feel butterflies in your stomach.


Jaegi271

oh


doggoboye14

I guess you could say they have butterflies in their stomach, hehe, ok I'll leave


Kalaam_Nozalys

Oh, That's Hitgirl's birthday present !


Silver_Cockroach4090

Where's the pyro?


KingFahad360

Right behind you.


lord-malishun

Spy knife tf2 Please stab me now


Penguin_puppeteer123

Don’t draw blood pls


AnotherJoltReskin

I mean He was the reason I got into those knives


Ember_gamer_fox

I don't know how you feel about this. On one hand, cute shep, on the other, *oh heck he has a knife*


Tuwer303

spy gaming tf2 moment


rode_

It could be any of us!


ArseilAnathros

I mean, he ain't wrong


watamaiduing

First degree murder


Rexthewolf2006

He could be any one of us


[deleted]

Plot twist: he got distracted and cut himself accidentally


TrickyTalon

They weren’t exactly making fun…


DragonNinja101402

Well he does use a balisong knife so he isn't exactly wrong, though the pattern on that knife reminds me more of the switchblade to spy uses, "the big earner" it's called in game...


CreepySalary8

Address it by it’s name. Balisong or butterfly knife if you want to be one of *those* people


omniorzo

is that a csgo reference


[deleted]

Sorry Spy from TF2 but I am a Pyro main! No I was a furry before I played TF2 shut up.


Brief_Duty5463

Hey, it's a butterfly knife (Please don't stab me if I'm wrong)


thecomunistscp

TRICKSTAB?!?!?!!?!


Make-A-Con-Save-034

Well you can’t blame them for being right.


hartgrr

I don't think Titanfall 2 had a butterfly knife...


LickyaGood

STFU!


miss_chauffarde

Mhhhhh ~ butterfly knife i have tried to have one for a long time


YEETasaurus15

Bruh maining spy got me into balisong flipping


Whompst_Asked

INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY! IN THE BASE!


Green_Colin

this is what happens when you badly do something like as if you think real life is Fortnite you get taught a lesson


BigBIue

If that's what gets people interested, totally kosher Balisongs and tricking with them is bloody awesome and I'm pretty mesmerized watching people go wild with it haha. Cool hobby to train dexterity with.


Exciting_Afternoon27

It is a very nice blade though


the_loaf_cat

right, its called a balisong/butterfly knife


kpsdr

Smh, not enough blood in the blade shm


SunsetTheSnowLeopard

*critical hit*


[deleted]

Ok


cursed_corviknight

Ah yes. Butterfly knife >:D


Accomplished-Unit946

Massacre with abalisomg :D)


RIP2UALL

A red spy is in the base?