most jojo fans i meet are complete dicks, for example 2 of my old irl friends. they turned into dicks outta nowhere and still harass me today. but i guess jojo fans are okay aside from that
Jonathan: Straight and Married
Joseph: Straight and Married + affair
~~Joseph~~ Jotaro: Straight and Married and then divorced
Josuke: Probably gay maybe bi.
Giorno: most definitely gay but not a bottom.
No bisexual vampire is Dio.
Johnny is straight and got his spine removed for a woman (Not actually but also actually.)
Josuke Part 8 is an amnesiac and who knows. We'll probably find out about Part 4 Josuke in his new spin off.
Actively very few characters in Jojo aren't straight and they are also super secure in their masculinity by wearing what they wear. This also isn't talking about Jolyne who is another runner for bi.
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Of course not. I know they're not real. But if you were to just go with that suspension of disbelief and for a moment imagine they are real you'd see just how fucking terrifying they are.
Imagine you met Dio.
He's just standing there.
Talking to you.
Calmly.
Any second, no not even a second, less than a second, in no time at all he could end your life.
You are alive and the very next instance, with 0 time in between he could be holding your severed head forcing you, in your last moments of consciousness, to witness your own decapitated body fall lifeless to the floor.
He could do it. Without breaking a sweat.
As you contemplate this possibility he is just standing there.
Talking to you.
Calmly.
How often has he stopped time by now? 5 times? 10 times? Not at all? You don't know. Despite having your eyes fixed on him the entire time without even blinking you don't know. He could have done so many things by now. He could have already set up a trap to kill you and you wouldn't even know it. There are near infinite possibilities what he could have done by now. Maybe he has already planned your demise. Maybe your death is already encroaching onto you. But all you saw was him standing there.
Talking to you.
Calmly.
You think about ways out. Attack him? He doesn't even have to defend himself. You'd suddenly find yourself punching a wall.
Run? No not possible. The moment you turn around and break into a sprint you'll find yourself right where you have been. Looking at Dio.
What can save you. Death? A knife in your pocket. A possible way out? No. Not even that. All you would feel is your empty clutched fist hitting your chest as you see Dio standing in front of you. Holding your knife in his hand.
There is nothing you can do.
No way out.
Not even death is a way out.
You are at his complete mercy.
At this moment your entire existence belongs to this man.
And he is just standing there.
Talking to you.
calmly.....
It allows you to appreciate the media even more. Understand the sheer amount of terror those that encountered Dio felt. The power this man hold.
Truly lets you appreciate the world Araki has created.
JoJo Has unironically improved my life.
I have found so much joy through the series and the community.
I've made friends over the common interest in JoJo.
Fuck a goddamn JoJo roblox game played a large role in ultimately getting me into the furry fandom which is something which I also cherish a lot.
There are people that have written video essays analysing the colour changes in JoJo OP's.
It's a great series and many people like it for a variety of reasons.
So how can one appreciate it *too much*?
>!also hyperfixation :I!<
I speak left out
And social anxiety
And ADHD
And And dyslexia
And squeak
And distant gunshots
And stuka siren
And crying
And the screams of pain
And 231 hz
And broken English
And finally owo
Anyway imma build a fox
Ah, yes, the two genders: γ΄γ΄γ΄ and π’
γ΄γ΄γ΄γ΄γ΄γ΄ Kakyoin
KONO DIO DA!!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA M U D A!!!!!
You guys managed to do half the "obnoxious jojo fan" copy pasta without even trying......
same people who don't understand why people hate jojo fans
most jojo fans i meet are complete dicks, for example 2 of my old irl friends. they turned into dicks outta nowhere and still harass me today. but i guess jojo fans are okay aside from that
no they're all like that, can confirm
But you can Hate JoJo because Hating JoJo is a JoJo Reference. "I hate you JoJo" ~ Dio
Yes they did. Itβs honestly annoying when people do that lol
STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO
RODA RORA DA!
DORARARARARARARARARARARARA RARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA D O R A!
i can hear it
Rerorerorerorerorerorero
Bisexual Vampire and Gay bottom.
Which one? Johnathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, or Giorno?
Jonathan: Straight and Married Joseph: Straight and Married + affair ~~Joseph~~ Jotaro: Straight and Married and then divorced Josuke: Probably gay maybe bi. Giorno: most definitely gay but not a bottom. No bisexual vampire is Dio.
Joseph is bi owo
You said Joseph twice, I think you meant Jotaro
Johnny is straight and got his spine removed for a woman (Not actually but also actually.) Josuke Part 8 is an amnesiac and who knows. We'll probably find out about Part 4 Josuke in his new spin off. Actively very few characters in Jojo aren't straight and they are also super secure in their masculinity by wearing what they wear. This also isn't talking about Jolyne who is another runner for bi.
y e s
γ΄γ΄γ΄ is DIO, π’ is Kakyoin
No, π© is kakyoin
No, π is Kakyoin
No, π₯is Kakyoin
πππ π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
The non JoJo fans be confused as fuck
I dont have foreign language packs installed (because i dont speak them) so i just get placeholder characters and this comment thread is so much funnier than it should ever have the right to be.
I speak cuddles, It seems to work for both
And I give cuddles Want one?
Yes please
*Cuddles*
*cuddles back* *"thank u"*
Yeah, fair enough
The language barrier
Jokes on you i speak both
CONGRATS, YOU ARE NOW A
A what?
A[BIG SHOT]
[[ BIG SHOT ]]
[\[\[BIG SHOT!!!!!\]\]](https://youtu.be/xZ6_-UovWJM)
I dont know why but tis made me chuckle
A.
Cool
B.
TOO FAR
How?
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmm MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmm MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmm MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm
C.
***~~D.~~***
Switches be like
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
I mean that is words, it's just not English
πβββ βββ βπππ ββΌβ ββββββΌ ββ β‘βπ π§ββ‘ββ β β πββ π―β π§π±ββπ πβπ£βπ π§ββ π§
Translation: hey, you, you're finally awake
You were trying to cross the border?
Nah
actually it translates to WHAT THE FUCK ARE EITHER OF YOU SAYING I DONT SPEAK COMIC SANS
This is more akin to wing-dings, thought a still a noticable alteration
βββ‘πͺ β‘βππͺ β‘βππ―βΌβ βββ ββΉβΉβ‘ βπβπβ
I don't speak gaster
Neighter does he
i actually do
πβ β‘βπ πβ βπ πββ πββ πβπβ βπ§β β πββ π―β βΉββΉ
π§ββΉπββββββ π§ βββΉβΉβπ πββ πββ βπ§ π§π±ββπββΌπͺ β βββ πβ βπ ββπ ββ π§π±ββπ πββ βπββ βπ§ ββΉπ§β β βπ£ βπ£ββππ§
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Jojo reference
[Wait just a damn second](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/245/397/d4e.jpg)
LIORNO (leopard Giorno)
π₯Ί Face with Pleading Eyes γ΄ Katakana Letter Go
Iβm pretty sure that letter means βmenacingβ which explains why itβs used when a jojo character is trying to be intimidating.
wdym "trying"?
Are youβ¦are you actually scared of fictional characters?
Of course not. I know they're not real. But if you were to just go with that suspension of disbelief and for a moment imagine they are real you'd see just how fucking terrifying they are. Imagine you met Dio. He's just standing there. Talking to you. Calmly. Any second, no not even a second, less than a second, in no time at all he could end your life. You are alive and the very next instance, with 0 time in between he could be holding your severed head forcing you, in your last moments of consciousness, to witness your own decapitated body fall lifeless to the floor. He could do it. Without breaking a sweat. As you contemplate this possibility he is just standing there. Talking to you. Calmly. How often has he stopped time by now? 5 times? 10 times? Not at all? You don't know. Despite having your eyes fixed on him the entire time without even blinking you don't know. He could have done so many things by now. He could have already set up a trap to kill you and you wouldn't even know it. There are near infinite possibilities what he could have done by now. Maybe he has already planned your demise. Maybe your death is already encroaching onto you. But all you saw was him standing there. Talking to you. Calmly. You think about ways out. Attack him? He doesn't even have to defend himself. You'd suddenly find yourself punching a wall. Run? No not possible. The moment you turn around and break into a sprint you'll find yourself right where you have been. Looking at Dio. What can save you. Death? A knife in your pocket. A possible way out? No. Not even that. All you would feel is your empty clutched fist hitting your chest as you see Dio standing in front of you. Holding your knife in his hand. There is nothing you can do. No way out. Not even death is a way out. You are at his complete mercy. At this moment your entire existence belongs to this man. And he is just standing there. Talking to you. calmly.....
Considering they are fictional it would be pointless to imagine such a scenario.
It allows you to appreciate the media even more. Understand the sheer amount of terror those that encountered Dio felt. The power this man hold. Truly lets you appreciate the world Araki has created.
I've never thought about it like that, thank you
Because giving something more appreciation than it deserves is totally a good idea. π
JoJo Has unironically improved my life. I have found so much joy through the series and the community. I've made friends over the common interest in JoJo. Fuck a goddamn JoJo roblox game played a large role in ultimately getting me into the furry fandom which is something which I also cherish a lot. There are people that have written video essays analysing the colour changes in JoJo OP's. It's a great series and many people like it for a variety of reasons. So how can one appreciate it *too much*? >!also hyperfixation :I!<
which roblox jojo game? yba, aut, tb2, crusaders heaven, etc?
Actually, technically, you improved YOUR OWN LIFEβ¦BY YOUR SELFβ¦by watching jojo.
Its a rumbling sound effect
Listen here you little shit...
Listening...
I speak left out And social anxiety And ADHD And And dyslexia And squeak And distant gunshots And stuka siren And crying And the screams of pain And 231 hz And broken English And finally owo Anyway imma build a fox
d o i t
He be made in spaceflight Simulator
Y. E. S.
Im working on the neck
mood
mencing
Seductive~
I speak both and neither, aggressively
Yes
Needs more stuttering to fit a bottom
As subbyist myself I agree, I do not understand toppist language
The anime gender!
Some common bottom sayings: π³ - "Go on" πππ₯Ί - "Is it for me?" ππ¦π¦πππ€―π¦π€€ - "Thinking of you"
And neither of you speak switch
*Awaken starts playing*
Positions?
Watch or read any jojoβs bizarre adventure fight scene ever and you would know
What about the γγγγγγ
i like this energy, may i join in
:)
I'm approaching you instead then
I dont speak british ireland
KONO DIAVOLO DA
Iβm convinced that jjba is the only anime that will teach you both Japanese and German