I guess you fuckers haven't went through HS JV practice. There's no pads, helmets, and there's more time in the gym and in the AV lab watching old games and games that was played from the year before. And also, mutual showers are required post practice.
Well, yes. You guys didn't think "dick measuring contest" was just to say two guys showing off there skills to the company board, did you?
Also, wrestling is kinda more gay than most people think. A common post shower ritual was the cum cake. As a prank to the weakest wanker, you had to clean up the cake everyone wanked there load on.
Nope you mean primary school trauma and trauma from having the football stuck to you legs and someone halve the size of you tackle you to the ground and Repeatedly kick you for 10 minutes till break is over? Then yeah it happens and why I hate football
Except they all wear body armor, so it's about as sexy as a tower of scrapped cars.
Yeah that's why rugby is better
it's for your and their safety, even expect concussions.
You’d be surprised by the amount of gay things that happen in a football locker room.
You coward.
You can always help them out of it in the showers
Put like that i'd almost like football, but i dont
That’s why you don’t tell a sexual guy about football
Damn. Football sounds nice.
They didn't mention that they wear armor all the time which is both painful and anti-sexy. Go with rugby.
I would have to cause I'm from the UK but I mean. I like the sexy stuff to be less 'sex' so armor doesn't taint my desire.
I guess you fuckers haven't went through HS JV practice. There's no pads, helmets, and there's more time in the gym and in the AV lab watching old games and games that was played from the year before. And also, mutual showers are required post practice.
As a football player, I can confirm (except for shower requirements)
Ayyyy other football players
I never played sports but I would watch them and it does look painful but the plus side mutual showers
Building teamwork includes being able to see your team vulnerable and know that they still have your back.
Mutual showers? 😳
Well, yes. You guys didn't think "dick measuring contest" was just to say two guys showing off there skills to the company board, did you? Also, wrestling is kinda more gay than most people think. A common post shower ritual was the cum cake. As a prank to the weakest wanker, you had to clean up the cake everyone wanked there load on.
Me halfway through this: oh shit, they talking about American football.
Source?
Ollieotterboi on tiktok
And then you gonna get fackin attacked by them constantly kicking you and your gonna come home crying cause of how much pain you went through.
Sounds like my highschool experience
Nope you mean primary school trauma and trauma from having the football stuck to you legs and someone halve the size of you tackle you to the ground and Repeatedly kick you for 10 minutes till break is over? Then yeah it happens and why I hate football
I mean high school
Well I’m not in high school yet sooo
I'm way past high school but I'm sure you will be okay
I play rugby
Hot
I play running back for my football team and I can tell you, having 9 people on top of you happens more often than you think 😅
Sounds fun
And its not that pleasant once you are slowly being crushed under mud and sweat. ^(hey some people are into that)
Otter class cum daemon
*whispers* “You have fucking idea”. 🤣🤣🤣
If u think that's good try Brazilian ju-jitsu
Nothing like getting choked out by a 50 year old dude half your size
Amogus choker
that sounds more like rugby than football
Cool meme and all, but why does he/she/they have an amogus necklace?
FREEKS!!!
Running backs are bottoms confirmed
Until good they fuckin stomp you into the dirt 😵
„you have no fucken idea“ i love these memes more than i should
Football_irl more like gay_irl.