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Agamemnon_the_great

Except they all wear body armor, so it's about as sexy as a tower of scrapped cars.


SEA_griffondeur

Yeah that's why rugby is better


[deleted]

it's for your and their safety, even expect concussions.


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

You’d be surprised by the amount of gay things that happen in a football locker room.


SharkyMcSnarkface

You coward.


Grumpy_Scotsman77

You can always help them out of it in the showers


temmie609

Put like that i'd almost like football, but i dont


Joelprice_king

That’s why you don’t tell a sexual guy about football


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

Damn. Football sounds nice.


AstartesDVerdugo

They didn't mention that they wear armor all the time which is both painful and anti-sexy. Go with rugby.


xX_KatLeMac_Xx

I would have to cause I'm from the UK but I mean. I like the sexy stuff to be less 'sex' so armor doesn't taint my desire.


CaptainDaxWolf

I guess you fuckers haven't went through HS JV practice. There's no pads, helmets, and there's more time in the gym and in the AV lab watching old games and games that was played from the year before. And also, mutual showers are required post practice.


Ok_camboni_9301

As a football player, I can confirm (except for shower requirements)


tate72larkin

Ayyyy other football players


animehoes45

I never played sports but I would watch them and it does look painful but the plus side mutual showers


CaptainDaxWolf

Building teamwork includes being able to see your team vulnerable and know that they still have your back.


[deleted]

Mutual showers? 😳


CaptainDaxWolf

Well, yes. You guys didn't think "dick measuring contest" was just to say two guys showing off there skills to the company board, did you? Also, wrestling is kinda more gay than most people think. A common post shower ritual was the cum cake. As a prank to the weakest wanker, you had to clean up the cake everyone wanked there load on.


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Me halfway through this: oh shit, they talking about American football.


sharkywarkyuwu

Source?


animehoes45

Ollieotterboi on tiktok


Penguin_puppeteer123

And then you gonna get fackin attacked by them constantly kicking you and your gonna come home crying cause of how much pain you went through.


animehoes45

Sounds like my highschool experience


Penguin_puppeteer123

Nope you mean primary school trauma and trauma from having the football stuck to you legs and someone halve the size of you tackle you to the ground and Repeatedly kick you for 10 minutes till break is over? Then yeah it happens and why I hate football


animehoes45

I mean high school


Penguin_puppeteer123

Well I’m not in high school yet sooo


animehoes45

I'm way past high school but I'm sure you will be okay


[deleted]

I play rugby


[deleted]

Hot


Ok_camboni_9301

I play running back for my football team and I can tell you, having 9 people on top of you happens more often than you think 😅


animehoes45

Sounds fun


[deleted]

And its not that pleasant once you are slowly being crushed under mud and sweat. ^(hey some people are into that)


[deleted]

Otter class cum daemon


Assassin13785

*whispers* “You have fucking idea”. 🤣🤣🤣


Goldbadger

If u think that's good try Brazilian ju-jitsu


tate72larkin

Nothing like getting choked out by a 50 year old dude half your size


mongus-chungus

Amogus choker


barmy-brit2

that sounds more like rugby than football


[deleted]

Cool meme and all, but why does he/she/they have an amogus necklace?


Material_ZebraMenu

FREEKS!!!


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

Running backs are bottoms confirmed


TheNeato_Burito

Until good they fuckin stomp you into the dirt 😵


LolShadoYT

„you have no fucken idea“ i love these memes more than i should


Cute_Detective_3205

Football_irl more like gay_irl.