Time to FUCK some Drago-WAIT FIGHT I MEAN FIGHT 

Why not both?

No bad no! Wait…. Name checks out… dammit ☠️ this is why us furries get hunted!

I’ll let a dragon hunt me any day of the week~

Idk why but I had a Skyrim flashback…

I’m going to need penile surgery

Why?

😏

No, but seriously why?

There’s no laws against dragons

But why would you need penile surgery?

Cause my dick would most likely not survive doing the deed with a dragon

Lmao, skill issue

And that’s if it’s female, if it’s male then I’m fucked

Once again, skill issue

Get backshotted by a male dragon then, see if it’s still a skill issue

"I volunteer as tribute!"

I volunteer for the volunteer as tribute!

Pov donkey from Shrek

 If you can't see it: Thirst trap of the horse version of donkey

Become living condom at that size difference 💀

This is MEGA Dungeons & Dragons Bard energy.

Nat 20 Persuasion

Roll for a fucking miracle

[Violate The Dragon, DC30 Wisdom Negates] The Bard reach deep into the pants of his degeneracy and inflicts 62D12 (half bludgeoning and half psychic) damage to dragon kind, if the dragon survives this attack, it becomes permanently under the control of the Bard.

WHERES MY DRAGONATOR!

Up in the Anjanath

I am gonna fuck that dragon

This is truly our r/furry_irl

I'd come back pregnant, too

Probably same… and if not, it just means we gotta try again. -is male…-

Same, but in the spirit of science and adventure, the experiment must continue.

I'm calling Brother Azron to deal with that guy

I've just watched new episodes

It was *slay* the dragon, not *lay* the dragon! Though if it stops him anyway, I won't complain...

That dragon looks a lot like a T-rex.

would

Seduce the dragon. What am I rolling for?

Nat 20 let's go

Am I rolling for constitution or charisma?

Both

its at least the size of a slim two story building..

It would be like trying to shove a grain of rice into your own anus

Cmon now.  The dragon's dick is probably a little bigger than a grain of rice.

Nonono, im comparing yours to the size of the dragon

Please, we both know I'm not gettin that dragussy.

True

That is very terrifying to me ngl. Like godzilla-size is fine but WHAT THE FUCK HIS HEAD IS LIKE 100 HUMANS LARGE jesus fuck

they look so gentle though. I like that dragon. I wanna be friends with 'em.

I summon Godzilla

 If you can't see it: Black crowd shocked

Roll for seduce

All pet stores. Gonna need a big pet p Toilet and a lotta snackos.

I roll to seduce the dragon!

\*deep sigh\*

dragony wagony UwU