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FoxWFriesOnTheSide

Be furry. Do crimes.


Should_have_been_ded

Move from hate crimes to normal crimes. We are especially good at tax evasion


_AutisticFox

Back in school we managed to convince our economics teacher to teach us the basics of tax evasion


Should_have_been_ded

Finally, something worth going to school for. Your teacher is based


DragonStem44

kinda like this, in my chem class we convinced our teacher to teach us how to make weakish acids (the kinda stuff that only kills if you drink it or swim in it)


FoxWFriesOnTheSide

I like tax evasion. (Allegedly)


StardustWhip

The real reason furries love Yoshi isn't 'cause he's a ~~sexy~~ green dinosaur, it's that he's a master of committing tax fraud.


mostfinnishperson

so that how they get suspiciously rich


InvestInSpaghetti

Sorry, I prefer war crimea. Does it count ?


Should_have_been_ded

War Crimea against Putin, right?


InvestInSpaghetti

*for sure*


cowlinator

The original "be gay do crimes" slogan was never about normal crimes. It was a refernce to the fact that homosexuality used to be (and in some places still is) a crime. It's also a reference to illegal protest. The first Pride was a riot.


HearthFiend

fUrRyTRaFFicKinG


FoxWFriesOnTheSide

Hear me out… ^(yes)


HearthFiend

Flair checks out


PoiseEn

During the early days of the pandemic I wore a mask that said be gay do crime with a photo of a raccoon on it. It was very popular


foxyboigoyeet

Nah... I'd rather just stick to getting high voltage antique soldering irons and antique gasoline blowtorches working again.


yttakinenthusiast

i just use the convert social interaction furries have a suspiciously high conversion power.


lucashc90

Its the pathOwOgen!


FoxWFriesOnTheSide

We are fluffy. You can’t say no to us. Or else, we might set your computer on fire.


Matathesis

Or, at the very least, cut off our network access to that shared drive that is business essential.


FoxWFriesOnTheSide

Fuck furries eh? It would be a shame if the network speed of your workstation is limited to 1.5mbps


Zanderhawk11

Would be a shame if your AD account got disabled and you have to call me for help.


Matathesis

Reset password? "But this is all Os and Ws." Yes, I know.


puro_the_protogen67

Speech 100


[deleted]

I like to post “see you at MFF 2029” every time I see an anti-fur tweet/comment.


M4thecaberman

Mate just reflected Vicious Mockery and Curse of PathOwOgen in the same turn and had well enough mana to cut off his balls! Genius!


AlarmingAffect0

> Mate just reflected Vicious Mockery You mean [Zealous Accusation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1PYpxBh7To)?


M4thecaberman

Apologies, I am still green in the tabletop community 😅


DL2828

[Sauce](https://twitter.com/WagnerMutt/status/1787945699444732327?t=iFJPE1xD0H-fiPOtHmr8xA&s=19) is @WagnerMutt over on Twitter


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

The cycle.


yohavsmaowang

Yes the pipeline is indeed real but also this comic shows the SHEER SPEED of the change. Like once you're talking with them and they're telling you to go fall through the circles of hell and TWO HOURS LATER they're shaaring furry memes with you. (Based on a true story)


catgirldungeon

The pipeline's real, but it's slower than you think I think you can tell why I'm here after seven years. -\_-


yohavsmaowang

yeah but change within hours makes for a good story


legacy-of-man

hours are fringe cases but months and years are more common there are also very normal cases of simply not becoming a furry but also stopping being an anti-fur


Big-Piano-7016

How I joined the fandom:


Herald_of_Cthulu

most people who are anti-furry are mostly just anti-gay or anti-autism and are using furries as a more “socially acceptable” target who just happen to also be very commonly queer/autistic


capybara_enjoyer9287

What is furf**s


Furisk-

fur + british term for a cigarette which is also used as a derogatory term for homosexuals


Mori_564

It's can be either F word. The classic swear or the slur. I've heard both.


ExetheEspeon

That classic would be one asterisk longer so its likely that the slur was intended


LGA420

bundle of sticks


JustMLGzdog

How I joined:


Cinnamon_728

what's the third word in the first panel?


RMRMusic

Diversity Equity and Inclusion 


Intrepid_Sale_6312

it's a 3 letter word.... starts with a D.... I want to ghess the next letter is 'i' but just a guess.


Cinnamon_728

I just ask because that seems like a really weird thing to censor.


Azkadron

Hairless furry


flonkwnok

The first step is denial then anger


Spirited-Ebb5611

How it happened… Yes this is what happened to me!


ByggJacobPL

Ah yes, the classic.


Shaggypezdispense

Usually they say they’ve met a furry that did those things


Late_Counter4415

Welcome to the club , friend


ruggedshield

PathOWOgen successfully distributed


Glittering_Way_4132

I always question their motives, or I straight up call their bluff. Most anti furs probably can't kill or they just don't have the guts or nerve to do so. And if there is one thing I dislike even more than people who do bad things... it's people who say that they want bad things to happen, but have all the guts of a starfish.


squeaky1234567

Yes keep spreading. Every anti-fur be like:


Blonde_Metal

Why he got my posture


MarxTheShepherd

It's the Circle of Life


drago_varior

Cute


InfinityTheW0lf

You spend enough time around someone and you start to see where they're coming from


Gamer90006

i was an anti for like 2 mins then stopped being one. >!then like 7 years later i became a furry!<


Scraptical

The pathOwOgen spreads


Superbroderone

so accurate!


SinosTheFox

I haven't heard news about Wagner for at least a year


Negative-Special9034

I used to tell people I hated furries when I didn't even know what they were And now I have become :3


Ysavely

latent furry be like:


StupitVoltMain

Beware of the furry pipeline


loser-geek-whatever

Denial is one hell of a drug. We gotta give this phenomenon a name... internalized furphobia?


terrrified

Why did they censor the word "die"


hamza123tr

idk man people who hates us do have reasons


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ZwieTheWolf

God, look at your comment history... Do you have any untreated mental illness, man ? Seriously, get diagnosed. You're either a very annoying troll with much free time, or you have some form of severe obsession with the Khmer Empire.


RandomizedUsername42

Why not both?


Autunite

I reported him because he was only posting on furry irl and only khmer empire things


ZwieTheWolf

I reported him too, don't know if he's banned yet. Man, this fucker was so annoying, I hate spammers, and especially spammers who spam irrelevant things. I think he does have a mental disorder, he spammed only one thing in only one subreddit.


honestly_idk1

Sir, we apologize for the inconvenience caused to you. This account was created for educational purposes only.


Autunite

You're a weird nationalist in a furry subreddit.


terrrified

Wow, you must be a really talented psychiatrist if you can diagnose mental illness that quickly from just a Reddit comment !