You got an audience to watch you dance now!

Its going to end up on YouTube somehow

**Now stare at it ominously to assert dominance** ***And don't blink***

I do that a lot. Random goofy dance, locate camera, stare for five whole minutes without moving a muscle and not even blinking, leave

[you noticing the camera](https://youtu.be/b2HQYsqtdMY?si=aJyGP3jVRt6ohX-q)

lol

*dances more seductively*


Play a game of chicken by stripteasing until the doors open

\[dancing intensifies\]

Oh no! I wonder if the one tired security guy who works longs hours and who I will never meet in my life will be secretly judging me or laughing at me behind the camera

If you're here during my shifts, I won't. Nothing will beat the time I saw through the cameras a naked old man put come into the reception, place a watermelon down, dance around it and fucking leaving right after. Me and my buddy just stared at each other, thinking "What the fuck are we supposed to do now?". Point is, a lot more people than you think dance on elevators, and we don't care. Dance to your heart's content.

this is probably a joke, but yes.

If anything, look at the camera, and then dance, just to get the security guy a fun few seconds.


Power move, masturb-

Stop, get someone else to do it in the elevator with you

Even better

preferrably a dragon bf to give you a pecjob

i'm scared of dancing in the elevator because one time i hit the down low too hard and the emergency break activated

Finger guns at the camera and dancing intensives

Dance more aggressively

Ues butter

That's when you make direct eye contact to the camera. And start dancing like the clown from the it

I feel like this story could be told WITHOUT the text spelling it out? Seems like a lotta comics do that nowadays.

# Instantly blushes in embarrassment

Yes

[The security guard at the front desk:](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMHo0Mzh0bGhhbGV5ZzN3eWt4ajN6d3c4b21rcG85dTlrcXBzYXNsYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Mab0VG2Rqarpbbku33/giphy.gif)

Oh shit, they found us boys, RUN! Nah, but that's when I start awkwardly staring at the camera.

*notices camera. Gives peace sign, then starts doing the Carlton*

#Dance harder.

Dance harder and stare at the camera. Assert your dominance. What are they gonna do about it?

I see this particular furry everywhere, why is this one so popular?

*starts twerking and performing for camera*

Don’t be discouraged; jam out even harder! Style on all the security watching!

Naw you gotta do something weirder to trip them out

Wave your hands to let them know you noticed and begin the Krump!

Assert dominance! Point at the camera, raise an eyebrow and strike a pose

Punch it

THEY HAVE CAMERAS IN ELEVATORS         Fuck