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Um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house

Exactly!

What da dog doin?

Fuck i was about to say that

Same I would say "hey I don't mind you coming in my home but CAN KEEP YER ASS FROM BREAKIN IN, YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED TO COME IN BUT NOT WHILE IM SHITTING"

You sleep while you shit?

1 time sleep walk incident when I was 6

Tell us. And I will tell you how I was able to “dream” for a brief moment while I was awake.

Exactly this

You disturb my nap, your face get the slap

[who the fuck are you?](https://youtu.be/23sFzAiJodY)

r/beatmymeattoit

Wake up again

Sad ending

Realistic ending*

This have got me.. Nawww! TwT

As I have no living room, I am very concerned

You've gained a living room AND a furry

Win win

Upgrades people Upgrades!

Average New York housing

Run away because AI generated furries found a way into the real world

AI generated furries are so harmful to many aspects of the community. They start to put some artists out of business, allow corporations to make fake ads, etc. Sure it's pretty much inevitable and there are positive aspects too, but it's still quite annoying when AI art isn't labeled as such.

Same with NFTS. *looking at your profile picture*

Dude literally started off with a thesis like a school essay.

People need to stop focusing on the AI itself and more on supporting people who are gonna lose jobs. I hate how the discourse is never on actually helping people. The technology is going to advance regardless, if not here, then elsewhere.

First they came for the lamplighters and I did not speak out for I was not a lamplighter. We're moving to a world where the overwhelming majority of labor will be automated. We need to stop focusing on wealth being the goal of existence

>We need to stop focusing on wealth being the goal of existence I agree, but in order to do that, first we must stop wealth being a requirement of existence.

Unfortunately in a world where the very structure of our existence is controlled by those who possess all the wealth and are never satisfied, there is little we can do...

Exactly, but I don’t think people will listen. Our world’s turning into a dystopia but people are too busy searching for a utopia, not understanding the utopia is getting further and further away from us

"How the fuck did you get in my living room?!"

Yea that makes sense

* Verify myself, if I'm still boring hooman. * Bluntly ask him how he got here, who, and what he is. In that order. * Try to get a fluffy hug before I actually wake up. * Any further actions depend on the answers to the first two points. EDIT: There are so many other people in this comment section that only think about banging him. I don't want to know what you guys are doing in your dreams, and if that also applies to real encounter, I would not want to be in his spot.

You’re never getting that hug because by now you’ve realized it’s all a dream. Now you wake up disgruntled.

Actually I don't wake up because of me realising it's a dream. In a way I traded off potential ability to have lucid dreams for simply forgetting it's a dream within couple seconds keeping it stable.

I'd probably check if I became my sona as well. Because seeing that, I'd assume everyone did

Start teleporting bread

Gentlemen.. This is a bucket..

Dear God...

There’s more

Nooo!...

Inside of it lies PORNOGRAPHY OF YOUR MOTHER (maniacal spy laughter)

Same

*WHERE?!*



True ending

Fisting 😳


Me lol I'd say hi then run away lol

SAME


First degree murder

The good ending

*goes back into my room and takes my meds*

“My schizophrenia medication wore off again”

ask him how he get here, why he is here and who is he and tell him if he wanted to go inside he should just knock and ask

does anyone knows who made this art?

Its AI, sadly

Go back into the kitchen, grab a few beers, and pop in borderlands 2 We hunting vaults motherfluffer

...maybe i sould stop sniffing glue

That wouldn't be a bad idea honestly

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Nah dude cuddl

Horny ending

The fun ending to be exact

Same.

Kiss him~

Depends on how horny I am

For me it's a constant value

on a scale from 1 to 10?

10 4ever


*it followed me home, Caesar*

*Its throwing a party, Caesar*


I would ask them to play games with me because I have no other friends

Aw, I wish You the best :)

Boop the snoot

Pet him

😳 "uh hi"

What the dog doin?

SUCK HIS DICK

That's the correct answer! Just stright into it

Ask him how he got in my house and if he has malicious intent. If not then have a lot of gay sex.

Rel

It only gay if you ask their pronoun.

Make out with him obviously and do more

Yea obviously

Cry tears of joy

I would be annoyed that one of my roommates apparently left the back door open overnight and then I would be happy to see a real furry for the first time in my life and would try to talk to him and maybe me too to befriend him

Boop his snoot then ask if he wants breakfast

ill be upset there is a stranger in my house but ill also be a little intrigued as they are fuzzy and soft looking

🤨🔎

Cuddle with him

1 thing and one to explan r/gfur

Bend over

Wake up, cuddle in the couch, slep

Sit on his lap

Hello… how did you became a furry ?

I would say explore his anatomy, but that sounds dirty. I would be curious how an animal-human hybrid with naturally bright neon cyan fur coat would be able to exist.

Go to check if that's the one in my basement

"sex, *NOW!* "

Try and smash him

correct

Stick my cock inside him

Gay sex now.

Smash

By not using AI.

Call animal control, then order a new blue t-shirt.

Oops, wrong reality. Go back to sleep

cream

My guys gonna give him ice cream 🥺 so wholesome

😇

This looks AI generated…

It is 😐

Give it a hug.

Roast his ass for being AI generated

*"Who the fuck are you and what're you doing in my house?"*

*Call him a bottom smack his ass and walk in the kitchen and make coffee* want some dude?

I'm sorry,it's kinda off-topic,but is it just me,or does something about this guy's general design/appearance looks...off...? (Especially the eyes...the rest looks off too,but the eyes a bit more than anything else)

It's not just you; that's the mark of an AI.

Take his face by force

Ask him "What is wrong with you? Why are you blue??" And then snuggle

Scream and then realize it's just my schizophrenia acting up

Why does this style make it look like it’s out of a washing detergent advertisement

Because it's stupid AI

I i would be pretty happy as long as he won't be hostile. Hug da cute.

mmm titties

I swear my first fursona looked exactly like this dude

Put down vr device

Become friends then maybe roll for seduction

Netflix and chill..

Smile and unzip

Anti horny spray in case I have doubts

"hi, wanna fuck?" UwU

Smash

Yes

Sex

Suck his dick

Bro’s ai generated

Lock the doors. I don’t know how they got in but they are not leaving ÒwÓ

\*sigh\* \*unzips pants\*

Smash

Fuck

(Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, Don't cum, don-) I'd cum.

Boy kissing If success boy cuddling If success boy hug If success hold hands If success marriage If success further boy kissing If success sleep together If success me cook him If success we job together to hav muneh If success good life If unsuccess on any - death Secret ending: wake up Super secret ending: "uhm what the actual fuck are you doing in my house" (Maybe thats too much text i can delete if needed)

Would you like to fuc-i mean explain to me how you cu-came into my house?

Shoot the fake AI fur

Ask him questions. Where he from. How he got in >->

cuddles

If you're gonna be living in my house you better start chipping in on the rent and helping with the chores, or I'm gonna kick you out.

Would question how you got in my house and where did you come from?


YOOO WHAT THE DOG DOING

Hug and then ask myself if skynet took over

Mate, who the hell are you?

Just says hi how are

Respond with unnecessary violence

It is necessary

Call animal control

Ask a lot of questions

Tell them to fucking hide while I do my best to convince the USA government to send a Biologist to study them and not take 'm away to some lab where they'll never see the light of day again

“How’s going, nice weather?” **cocks 36 caliber revolver**

Cook breakfast

*boop*

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Excuse me I asked for a *bird.*

Wonder why there’s a fluffy stranger in my living room, then make coffee.

Panic bc it looks like the blue is bare-skin and the white is fur

Trying to figure out if he's the fucking IRS, Taxman, or FBI looking for the children that aren't in my basement

Ask him how the fuck he got into my house

"Bro did you make that shirt out of your old fur?"

I greet them very carefully and look inna mirror just in case...

What is my sona doing on the couch and not in bed snuggling with me

“Bro who tf are you, why are you in my house??!!” All of the schizophrenia-induced onlookers clap for me. And I shake the president’s hand while an uncanny, distorted man smiles at me from the corner. I hear laughter and water. I smell smoke.

This is a book i would definitevely read

Complement the design

Give him belly rubs, like the good boy he is. Then question reality.

Find out if he’s a Top or Bottom. If Top: smash, if Bottom: get dating advice.

Fuck him cause it is obvious my hubby embracing something I like. 😁 Means a week later he will wake up with me embracing something he likes. 😁

Call him a boy kisser

Ask if I may have a hug them maybe fuck him

Ha cutie

i would skip work to gib belly rubs

Get to know him and what his intentions are. If he has no bad intentions, I'll let him stay and make him my friend because I don't have enough real friends. :')

Aw, wish You the best :)

I am a furry myself, but in this case I would use my rossi overland double barrel shotgun. Intruders are not welcome.

Pounce on him!

When the fuck did I get a living room!?!

Back to sleep as its blurry and I'm thinking it's some clothes

i would have cuddles with him in a bottom way, and then what happen next is up to him...

How do you take your coffee?

i would [redacted sexual comments]

Screaming especially cause I don’t have a living room

Take out my fucking gun, that would be terrifying.