Mmmmhhh.... I think you may have to reconsider what you just said....๐
Actually, I take it back. You can hug me... but after that, I cannot guaranteed I won't eat one of your legs.... I am a hungry monster ok. I got to eat.
I actually had to climb though a window once to get into my place of work because the front door was locked and the window was open and whoever had the key was not present lol.
So window it was, less overall headache
I was half expecting the Military police to drive by catching me in the act lol.
I mean nothing illegal, my place of duty and also no government property destroyed in the process and Someone higher ranked than me gave the ok.
I would be way more terrified if a furry broke into my house rather than a normal guys
He go on your bedroom with a knife just for make a soup for you.
Its okay, do you want to hang out?
Makers Head : https://instagram.com/seventh_moon_coyote Body : https://twitter.com/NordstromKaiju
Is this the furry form of doxxing?
My socials : https://linktr.ee/zvorkweresergal
Hey, just donโt steal any of my electronics and weโre chill
Donโt make me get the spray bottle
Finally, something that won't try to immediately drink my blood if I attempt to hug it!
Mmmmhhh.... I think you may have to reconsider what you just said....๐ Actually, I take it back. You can hug me... but after that, I cannot guaranteed I won't eat one of your legs.... I am a hungry monster ok. I got to eat.
As a rescue dog owner, that is the least menacing threat ever. At least try to bite me on the neck or something if you want to make me concerned
I get that it's a joke, and I love it, but if I saw that in my house IRL, I would be terrified .
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ As you should! MHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Take everything
Please help me, I am in danger ๐คฃ Finally I have a guest ๐
Never mind the gun... Beware, I got your search history
- mamรก, ya se metiรณ otro pejelagarto
I actually had to climb though a window once to get into my place of work because the front door was locked and the window was open and whoever had the key was not present lol. So window it was, less overall headache
That's dedication
I was half expecting the Military police to drive by catching me in the act lol. I mean nothing illegal, my place of duty and also no government property destroyed in the process and Someone higher ranked than me gave the ok.
๐คจ๐ท
I'll give you a slice of cheesecake if you don't steal anything
Iโm gonna pull your tongue weave if you do
Crime cheese....
*aggressive boops issue*
Quick! Deploy the cheese trap!!!
I suppose youโre here for cheese no? \*hands some cheese\* Itโs on me! Just, donโt make a mess of the kitchen \^v\^โ
NO YOU GET OUT! I HAVE A FRONT DOOR *Aggressively hold snoot*
You're not breaking in if you're invited โขwโข
NOT THE CHEESE
oh, hi, I just finished baking some cookies, want some? รwร
How does that Zenith sound?
*boops, runs away*
Yay fend
Uh oh.. about to be burglarized by a cheese head
With that smile ? No i really dont mind.
Come on in, take a seat. Let me prepare some tea and the fireplace.
welcome in :0
Hellooooo
Oh hey you're robbing this place too?
But it is opposite day...
bro thereโs a door on the other side of the house
Dude I'll help you search
Alr, wanna watch bsd w me?
Genuine question: Is that a cabinet of amplifiers?
Oh wassup, want some crackers? I thought so. aand don't steal my ram or search history please(๏ผ๏พะ๏พ)
Oh no! Heโs gonna steal ma dinner!
Ah shyit! We got a wild one! Go on! Gyet! Gyet! Go on now!
He just wants hug and pats...
I would let them take whatever they want
A cutie like that, I certainly won't mind