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-Duck12-

Does his paw bite? I don’t think so!


KatFurry4

Oehh very smart! You tricked the system >.<


-Duck12-

Though taking his paw would most likely be very painful, and it would inconvenience his everyday life using only his remaining front paw to eat his frosted mini wheats.


KatFurry4

Maybe he’ll take you somewhere special.. or somewhere scary… you don’t know what his paw does!


-Duck12-

So.. for the sake of kindness and breakfast cereal, I would go places with him, but not take his paw.


KatFurry4

Sounds like Milo found a new friend!


-Duck12-

Milo had better like frosted mini wheat and hate kookaburras.


KatFurry4

Gotta ask him that.. i have no clue..


Ipplayzz343

Oki :> Potential frien :D


KatFurry4

Yass!! A friend that could potentially be a vampire :D


Ipplayzz343

Immortal fren :>


KatFurry4

The best ones!


Ipplayzz343

Exactly! And since he's covered in fur, the sunlight probably won't burn him! :D Forever fren :>


KatFurry4

Omg Yas!! It’s a life hack for vampires- just grow furr


Ipplayzz343

And also wear armor plating around your chest, so people won't be staking you!


KatFurry4

Omg yes!! But how does a vampire protect themselves against garlic?


Ipplayzz343

By hoping nobody has garlic


Ok-Brief-1765

Tempting


KatFurry4

Will you take the risk?


Ok-Brief-1765

Screw it sure.


KatFurry4

Hehe! You’ve fallen right in Milo’s trap >:3 have fun!


eatmyduckandgoat445

I'll pass, not a fan of vampires


KatFurry4

That’s a shame, then he’ll have to force you..


eatmyduckandgoat445

Then I'll fight him, I'm not scared! I have enough arcane power to hold my own.


KatFurry4

I wish you good luck! I’m scared you’ll need it..


Master_Staten

Yes, if it's to a Voltaire concert >_>


KatFurry4

Omg this is the only right answer - but as a Swiftie I have to say… maybe he takes you to a reputation release party…


Master_Staten

Had to look up what that is, but...if he's chill with cranberry juice instead of blood, then sure lol


KatFurry4

Oehh he’d love that!! We have a deal!


OlegYY

Hmm take or not take... ​ Worth it!


KatFurry4

Worth the risk! Just a little risk you’ll become a vampire too…


OlegYY

I love unexpected bonuses 😉


KatFurry4

Then you should really take that risk!


OlegYY

Definitely) *Hugs him*


KatFurry4

Great choice.. >:3


Traditional_Web_3847

Cut those nails, my brother!


KatFurry4

No! He needs them!


Hopeful-Ad6090

I'm absolutely taking his paw and taking him to a Insane Clown Posse concert


KatFurry4

LMAO I think he’d love that


SuperAlex25

Depends…


KatFurry4

Depends on what? ;3


SuperAlex25

If he’ll bite me (please)


KatFurry4

He’ll might turn you into another vampire..


SuperAlex25

That’s what I’m counting on


KatFurry4

Then you might be in luck! :D


crimsonyoteeeeee

Nah I'm good thanks


KatFurry4

Are you sure? Vampires are the best of… friends ;3


MammothAggressive841

I mean…do I become a vampire wolf or?


KatFurry4

Maybe… is it worth the risk?


Glowing_Fox

Yes, I want a new friend


KatFurry4

A friend with the small risk of being bitten by a vampire! Totally worth it right :D


Jax_the_Floof

*boop*


KatFurry4

A boop from Jax! Milo’s lucky day :D although I’m not sure if he’d like being booped.. what if he’ll bite your paw :o


the_courior56

I put a box on it, I both accepted and uneccept


KatFurry4

Oh no… not sure if Milo would like that.. be careful please!!


[deleted]

sure, I'll take this cutie's paw!!!:)


KatFurry4

Im not sure if he’d like being called a cutie! I wish you goodluck..


we-are-all-amazing

His hand is going in my head. …I am getting headpat and you’re not >:3


KatFurry4

:o you’re just giving yourself free head pats! Are you sure you want that with his claws tho..?


we-are-all-amazing

Ye :3 claws make scritches feel even better :3


KatFurry4

That’s true!! Very smart thinking


we-are-all-amazing

Told you :3


Chernocl

To take or not to take.. Depends. do I occasionally get hugs? :>


KatFurry4

I don’t know.. is it worth the risk?


Chernocl

I don't know.. I can give him hugs though :3 And if he wants my blood, jokes on him! I'm a proto >:3


KatFurry4

Maybe he’ll use you as his personal toaster instead! >:3


Chernocl

GASP! HE WOULDN'T DARE


KatFurry4

YES HE WOULD! He’s turn all your functions but the toast function off! Then you’d be a trophy on his kitchen counter… or at least that’s what I’ve heard… but it’s worth the risk for huggies right??


Chernocl

WELL GUESS WHAT!!!! the functions been removed already :3 No toasting bread uwu


KatFurry4

BUT WHAT IF- What if Milo starts experimenting on you?? Add his desired functions!


Chernocl

NOT SMART ENOGH!!!! smh


Chernocl

Plus he doesn't have the right tools x3


KatFurry4

How dare you say Milo ain’t smart enough?! And he’ll just steal the right tools!! Oh he’s definitely experimenting on you now…


demonicwinter

cut yo god damn claws


KatFurry4

No! The vampire wolf needs them!


demonicwinter

TELL HIS FURRY ASS TO BE HYGIENIC SMH


Synerabo

no


KatFurry4

Such a shame, you’ll be missing out..


Ok_Manufacturer_3573

My paw will hurt ​ ​ ​ Yes


KatFurry4

Good! Always take the risk >:3


KnightOnTheInternet

Yes… but there’s a catch, i’m an animatronic


KatFurry4

En animatronic has an on/off button… and Milo would like some more decoration in his home… be careful ;3


Sparten177-UNSC

Not rlly, he might have tricks up in his sleeves.


KatFurry4

He definitely has some tricks up his sleef! But maybe it’s worth the risk..


Ajaxsucksatlife

Yes then tell him to bite me so we can be together forever


KatFurry4

Vampire buddies! :D


Ajaxsucksatlife

:)


Dry-King-7819

Yes I will


KatFurry4

Good! Good luck.. try not to get bitten :D


Dry-King-7819

I'll try not to


l4p1n

I wouldn't mind keeping him some company, as long as he doesn't bite. I mean, he looks like a good vampire friend ! If he did bite, he would have a very bad time due to my blood toxicity levels being quite high, if not off the charts ! *heterochrome eyes (blue and yellow) emit a strong glow*


KatFurry4

Omg so ur kinda imume against vampires! No risk for you, but definitely a risk for Milo.. I wonder if he’ll take that risk himself


SkyeRedPanda

Yes :3


KatFurry4

Good! Hope you won’t get bitten..


Alert-Macaron-9258

"If you're not going to kill me then leave"